FabSwingers.com forum: Just heard this one on radio what injuries have occurred during sex/meet

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This Is going be funny...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

usually strained stomach muscles! Got cramp in my leg stretched it out and smashed a glass cutting my foot lol. like a trooperi finished the job. helps when it only lasts rwo mind lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

last two mins lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"usually strained stomach muscles! Got cramp in my leg stretched it out and smashed a glass cutting my foot lol. like a trooperi finished the job. helps when it only lasts rwo mind lol"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i thought this thread would get loads of replies lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broke 2 ribs over a Dining Room Table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Broke 2 ribs over a Dining Room Table

You go gurl...lol

Did you finish the job though lol

I will be impressed if you did broken ribs are painful lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Broken wrist, twisted ankle, fractured left thumb, bruised cheekbone, split lip...not all at the same time I hasten to add.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Broken wrist, twisted ankle, fractured left thumb, bruised cheekbone, split lip...not all at the same time I hasten to add.

Blimey are you sure you are doing it right lol

I provide lessins he he x

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Carpet burns sting

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Broken wrist, twisted ankle, fractured left thumb, bruised cheekbone, split lip...not all at the same time I hasten to add.

Blimey are you sure you are doing it right lol

I provide lessins he he x"
Lessons in what?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Carpet burns sting

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Oh fuck Id forgotten carpet burns!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Broke 2 ribs over a Dining Room Table

You go gurl...lol

Did you finish the job though lol

I will be impressed if you did broken ribs are painful lol"

Well seeing as it was a bit of a frantic session, I didn't stop him. But fecking killed after when I could hardly breath!!

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"Carpet burns sting

Oh fuck Id forgotten carpet burns!!!

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a delayed pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on how to do it correctly lol ....guess it wasnt as funny as i thought lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Carpet burns sting

Oh fuck Id forgotten carpet burns!!!

a delayed pain

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Ouchy...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"on how to do it correctly lol ....guess it wasnt as funny as i thought lol"
I lose control...what can I say.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My OH has a sex injury at present. He did it on Friday night by falling out of a jacuzzi on wobbly legs whilst being in there with 3 naked women and receiving blowjobs.

As well as not looking his most elegant when he fell out, he had two huge bruises on the back of his legs.

I told him to go and see the GP and tell him how it happened but he's scared the GP will look at him and think hmmm 50 year old sexual fantasist losing his grip on reality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Broken wrist, twisted ankle, fractured left thumb, bruised cheekbone, split lip...not all at the same time I hasten to add.

Blimey are you sure you are doing it right lol

I provide lessins he he xLessons in what?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Broke 2 ribs over a Dining Room Table

You go gurl...lol

Did you finish the job though lol

I will be impressed if you did broken ribs are painful lol

Well seeing as it was a bit of a frantic session, I didn't stop him. But fecking killed after when I could hardly breath!!

Queen of tease = Trooper lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Broken wrist, twisted ankle, fractured left thumb, bruised cheekbone, split lip...not all at the same time I hasten to add.

Blimey are you sure you are doing it right lol

I provide lessins he he xLessons in what?

Spelling

Im typing on my phone...give me a break lol and not the kind mentioned in the post lol even tho it sounds fun breaking bones

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"Carpet burns sting

Oh fuck Id forgotten carpet burns!!!

a delayed pain

Ouchy...

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its when the air hits them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"on how to do it correctly lol ....guess it wasnt as funny as i thought lolI lose control...what can I say.....

You make breaking bones sound so much fun lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Carpet burns sting

Oh fuck Id forgotten carpet burns!!!

a delayed pain

Ouchy...

its when the air hits them

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Or the showergel....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"on how to do it correctly lol ....guess it wasnt as funny as i thought lolI lose control...what can I say.....

You make breaking bones sound so much fun lol"
It was fun...trust me...that sounds soooo wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Broken wrist, twisted ankle, fractured left thumb, bruised cheekbone, split lip...not all at the same time I hasten to add.

Blimey are you sure you are doing it right lol

I provide lessins he he xLessons in what?

Spelling

Im typing on my phone...give me a break lol and not the kind mentioned in the post lol even tho it sounds fun breaking bones"

Was only messing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"on how to do it correctly lol ....guess it wasnt as funny as i thought lolI lose control...what can I say.....

You make breaking bones sound so much fun lolIt was fun...trust me...that sounds soooo wrong.

Cant trust you have to try it for myself lol

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"Carpet burns sting

Oh fuck Id forgotten carpet burns!!!

a delayed pain

Ouchy...

its when the air hits them

Or the showergel....

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shower gel,, its not Christmas gift set time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know Im akways doing it... cant be arsed to go back and change the mistakes as you can see my akways lol

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I'm currently off work with a torn hamstring as a result of a sexual injury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carpet burns are the sexual equivalent of war wounds. Wear them with pride!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Carpet burns are the sexual equivalent of war wounds. Wear them with pride!"
Not when you cant hide them at work they aint!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got really bad pain in my kidney during sex

Felt like I had been stabbed or something

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Too much doggy has fooked up my knee and I need a replacement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strained groin and it was my first meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stiletto heel went through my foot while I was standing and playing with a girl- only realised once I looked down and floor covered in blood - talk about being in the throws of passion

Still got the scar on my foot

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I was in work the other week and had bruises at the top of both arms from a slightly over enthusiastic session...one of my colleagues asked how I'd got them to which I smilingly replied "Rough sex, you should see the other parties"...my car pool mate who knew it was actually true almost choked on her coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst I had was cramp mid shag- only this cramp was excruciating and lasted for about 20 minutes. Girl I was with started off in hysterics at me hopping round the room, slapping the wall and trying to get rid of it.

By the time it subsided she'd gone to sleep

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I was in work the other week and had bruises at the top of both arms from a slightly over enthusiastic session...one of my colleagues asked how I'd got them to which I smilingly replied "Rough sex, you should see the other parties"...my car pool mate who knew it was actually true almost choked on her coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend told me 20 yrs ago as he trained to be a doctor on 14th of feb a young couple came in to a and e with one coat wrapped round them on a pouring wet night in glasgow! They kept on until he called them in! They took it off naked and his cock in her pussy together with a rose which had got caught on them both! Really serious to remove! Lol well it was valentines! Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once with an ex girlfriend she was on top riding like a good un, as I started to sit up so I could kiss her boobies she decide to come down for a kiss and head butted me right in my eye, splitting my eye open, I tell you sex with blood in the eye is painful lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Once with an ex girlfriend she was on top riding like a good un, as I started to sit up so I could kiss her boobies she decide to come down for a kiss and head butted me right in my eye, splitting my eye open, I tell you sex with blood in the eye is painful lol"

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strange one but I've fallen out of a tree after me and a ex decided it was a goods idea to sex up high. I slipped climbing down landed on my arm and dislocated my wrist. All my ex could do was laugh at me

. From her view she said all she saw was me vanish with a woah. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carpet burns, bruised forehead and a cracked rib but damn it was good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try going to work with a big scab on your chin.. I had some explaining to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cramp in my legs, carpet burn and mozzy bites on my backside from outdoor fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carpet burns sting

Oh fuck Id forgotten carpet burns!!!

Dont forget the electric shocks fromall that nylon fem hunni xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Try going to work with a big scab on your chin.. I had some explaining to do

Lol made me giggle

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