FabSwingers.com forum: have to share this one...

By *ike rotchtickles OP Man
over a year ago

oldham

When I walked in the house I was greeted by the wife holding a can of beer and smiling at me, suspiciously I asked "what's this for?"

"my sister saw you chatting to the new barmaid at the local so she moved behind you to hear what you were saying "

" oh really? and what did she hear? "

" the barmaid asked what I was like and you said I looked like Sue Barker! now sit down, I've made your favourite for dinner and after you're getting that blow job you keep asking for"

I cracked open my beer and thought it was a good job the pub was noisy, I didn't say Sue, I said Chew

By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

sue barker .. your lucky the beer did not get tipped over your head ... nice one chewie