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By *he tactile technician OP   Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

Its time once again ; this year its the Sex Maniacs Ball as opposed to the Night of the Senses though. Not only am I seeking a PA to accumpany me to the event; but also someone with a creative imagination to help with the fancy dress ideas. Last year the only minxie minx was superb in helping with the last minute dash to the costumery shop in Shaftesbury avenue, and Liz the female half of the 2 S's did the sterling job of applying the paint and escorting the rude zebra to the party. OK OK OK, enough waffle, invitations are going out now to be my eyes for the evening, watch your inbox's ladies, this beats all your unsolicitated readers digest crap....and of course you have the opportunity of opting out of any further communication by simply replying with an x....need to dream that their kisses for the rude zebra, lol

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over a year ago

I'll do the essential shopping stuff again if you reckon your brave enough!!!!! lol watch out London here I come!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I should point out the invitation to be his "eyes" was not aimed at me - was it TT lol

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By *he tactile technician OP   Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"I'll do the essential shopping stuff again if you reckon your brave enough!!!!! lol watch out London here I come!!!! "
You better believe it, you're on, we'll sort out some dates I wonder what you'll break this trip? the tally so far is a white stick, an umbrella, and almost a nose on the first occasion! - the dog had to be retired in a hurry after the palava in the shopping mall within Victoria station xx

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over a year ago


"I'll do the essential shopping stuff again if you reckon your brave enough!!!!! lol watch out London here I come!!!! You better believe it, you're on, we'll sort out some dates I wonder what you'll break this trip? the tally so far is a white stick, an umbrella, and almost a nose on the first occasion! - the dog had to be retired in a hurry after the palava in the shopping mall within Victoria station xx"

You did not hit the object with your nose - how I remember it you bounced off it with your chest !!!!! and sorry but it still makes me laugh lots ........... and a lot of other people too ...... sorry

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By *he tactile technician OP   Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"And I should point out the invitation to be his "eyes" was not aimed at me - was it TT lol "
Hmmmm, lets just wait and see if you're the lucky receipiant of an invitation shall we? :D :D Takes a particular kind of woman does this challenge, I mean escorting the frisky fox the first year, and the rude zebra a second year....I justwonder what this year will have in store?

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over a year ago


"And I should point out the invitation to be his "eyes" was not aimed at me - was it TT lol Hmmmm, lets just wait and see if you're the lucky receipiant of an invitation shall we? :D :D Takes a particular kind of woman does this challenge, I mean escorting the frisky fox the first year, and the rude zebra a second year....I justwonder what this year will have in store?

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Yeah and based on my last experiences of being your eyes I am out .......... its a dangerous sport that one ........ I nearly died!!!!!! Some maniac in a wheelchair was gonna run me over at 100 miles an hour ..........

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By *he tactile technician OP   Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"I'll do the essential shopping stuff again if you reckon your brave enough!!!!! lol watch out London here I come!!!! You better believe it, you're on, we'll sort out some dates I wonder what you'll break this trip? the tally so far is a white stick, an umbrella, and almost a nose on the first occasion! - the dog had to be retired in a hurry after the palava in the shopping mall within Victoria station xx

You did not hit the object with your nose - how I remember it you bounced off it with your chest !!!!! and sorry but it still makes me laugh lots ........... and a lot of other people too ...... sorry "
I've re-written the screenplay for the FAB TV show, so don't go spoiling the plot. Bloody lucky it was my chest and not yours! Camden council would be sending us the bill for the repairs to their street furniture lol, nice chest though minnxie, um, yours, not mine xx PS you're not opting out Lady!

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over a year ago


"I'll do the essential shopping stuff again if you reckon your brave enough!!!!! lol watch out London here I come!!!! You better believe it, you're on, we'll sort out some dates I wonder what you'll break this trip? the tally so far is a white stick, an umbrella, and almost a nose on the first occasion! - the dog had to be retired in a hurry after the palava in the shopping mall within Victoria station xx

You did not hit the object with your nose - how I remember it you bounced off it with your chest !!!!! and sorry but it still makes me laugh lots ........... and a lot of other people too ...... sorry I've re-written the screenplay for the FAB TV show, so don't go spoiling the plot. Bloody lucky it was my chest and not yours! Camden council would be sending us the bill for the repairs to their street furniture lol, nice chest though minnxie, um, yours, not mine xx PS you're not opting out Lady!

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pps I am !!!!

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By *he tactile technician OP   Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"I'll do the essential shopping stuff again if you reckon your brave enough!!!!! lol watch out London here I come!!!! You better believe it, you're on, we'll sort out some dates I wonder what you'll break this trip? the tally so far is a white stick, an umbrella, and almost a nose on the first occasion! - the dog had to be retired in a hurry after the palava in the shopping mall within Victoria station xx

You did not hit the object with your nose - how I remember it you bounced off it with your chest !!!!! and sorry but it still makes me laugh lots ........... and a lot of other people too ...... sorry I've re-written the screenplay for the FAB TV show, so don't go spoiling the plot. Bloody lucky it was my chest and not yours! Camden council would be sending us the bill for the repairs to their street furniture lol, nice chest though minnxie, um, yours, not mine xx PS you're not opting out Lady!

pps I am !!!! "

ppps Uh uh !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll do the essential shopping stuff again if you reckon your brave enough!!!!! lol watch out London here I come!!!! You better believe it, you're on, we'll sort out some dates I wonder what you'll break this trip? the tally so far is a white stick, an umbrella, and almost a nose on the first occasion! - the dog had to be retired in a hurry after the palava in the shopping mall within Victoria station xx

You did not hit the object with your nose - how I remember it you bounced off it with your chest !!!!! and sorry but it still makes me laugh lots ........... and a lot of other people too ...... sorry I've re-written the screenplay for the FAB TV show, so don't go spoiling the plot. Bloody lucky it was my chest and not yours! Camden council would be sending us the bill for the repairs to their street furniture lol, nice chest though minnxie, um, yours, not mine xx PS you're not opting out Lady!

pps I am !!!!

ppps Uh uh !!!! "

pssst ........ I opted out of the party

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By *he tactile technician OP   Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"I'll do the essential shopping stuff again if you reckon your brave enough!!!!! lol watch out London here I come!!!! You better believe it, you're on, we'll sort out some dates I wonder what you'll break this trip? the tally so far is a white stick, an umbrella, and almost a nose on the first occasion! - the dog had to be retired in a hurry after the palava in the shopping mall within Victoria station xx

You did not hit the object with your nose - how I remember it you bounced off it with your chest !!!!! and sorry but it still makes me laugh lots ........... and a lot of other people too ...... sorry I've re-written the screenplay for the FAB TV show, so don't go spoiling the plot. Bloody lucky it was my chest and not yours! Camden council would be sending us the bill for the repairs to their street furniture lol, nice chest though minnxie, um, yours, not mine xx PS you're not opting out Lady!

pps I am !!!!

ppps Uh uh !!!!

pssst ........ I opted out of the party "

Sob Sob Sob, its going to cost you Minnxie, bring a large towel fancy dress costume shopping is very hot work xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll do the essential shopping stuff again if you reckon your brave enough!!!!! lol watch out London here I come!!!! You better believe it, you're on, we'll sort out some dates I wonder what you'll break this trip? the tally so far is a white stick, an umbrella, and almost a nose on the first occasion! - the dog had to be retired in a hurry after the palava in the shopping mall within Victoria station xx

You did not hit the object with your nose - how I remember it you bounced off it with your chest !!!!! and sorry but it still makes me laugh lots ........... and a lot of other people too ...... sorry I've re-written the screenplay for the FAB TV show, so don't go spoiling the plot. Bloody lucky it was my chest and not yours! Camden council would be sending us the bill for the repairs to their street furniture lol, nice chest though minnxie, um, yours, not mine xx PS you're not opting out Lady!

pps I am !!!!

ppps Uh uh !!!!

pssst ........ I opted out of the party

Sob Sob Sob, its going to cost you Minnxie, bring a large towel fancy dress costume shopping is very hot work xxx "

can't have a new tattoo lol

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By *he tactile technician OP   Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"I'll do the essential shopping stuff again if you reckon your brave enough!!!!! lol watch out London here I come!!!! You better believe it, you're on, we'll sort out some dates I wonder what you'll break this trip? the tally so far is a white stick, an umbrella, and almost a nose on the first occasion! - the dog had to be retired in a hurry after the palava in the shopping mall within Victoria station xx

You did not hit the object with your nose - how I remember it you bounced off it with your chest !!!!! and sorry but it still makes me laugh lots ........... and a lot of other people too ...... sorry I've re-written the screenplay for the FAB TV show, so don't go spoiling the plot. Bloody lucky it was my chest and not yours! Camden council would be sending us the bill for the repairs to their street furniture lol, nice chest though minnxie, um, yours, not mine xx PS you're not opting out Lady!

pps I am !!!!

ppps Uh uh !!!!

pssst ........ I opted out of the party

Sob Sob Sob, its going to cost you Minnxie, bring a large towel fancy dress costume shopping is very hot work xxx

can't have a new tattoo lol "
oo, do I get to see it?

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