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Fuck my life!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So, this morning I woke up nice and fresh half hour before my alarm, fantastic. Sun blaring through the window, today's going to be a good day. So I got up and got straight into bathroom for a shower, which doesn't normally happen so easily with having 2 house mates, so that was a bonus, days getting off to a great start. Get down stairs and there's 2 slices of bread left and a glass of orange in fridge. Great stuff I usually miss breakfast, so I put the bread in the toaster when it popped put butter and jam on it. Postman comes to door and posts a letter, I grabbed the letter sat back at the table and opened the letter. That's when my day was ruined. Life for me just stopped. Absolute Fucked off to the max. I dont get why bad things happen to good people.

as I opened the letter, my hand slipped and knocked my breakfast off the table. Toast BUTTER SIDE DOWN!!!. My life is ruined. It was the last 2slices and the last glass of orange

I've just treated myself to a bacon and egg sarny but no matter how much I try to enjoy it. It won't bring my breakfast back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol !!!!! There's me thinking the letter contained some really bad news !!!!!!! Man up !! U cry baby !

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

oh dear never mind no use crying over spilt orange juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol I read that with baited breath thinking you'd had bad news!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yip ur life is ruined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

clumsy oaf!!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hadn't got my reading glasses on and was disappointed when I realized I wasn't gonna get a chance to fuck your wife.....

Oh well......fuck my life too....(that's not a typo lol)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I live with 2 guys my age. I don't think you understand how hard it is to get a decent night sleep and some breakfast. It was such a promising start to the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Admin .... I have said it b4 and I will say it again ... We need a hug icon ! The poor boy is clearly distressed !! And needs a mummy hug !!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

You had a bacon sarnie instead- I don't feel sorry for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was on the edge of my seat reading this!!! Ide pick the bacon butty every time

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Hahaha actually did laugh out loud then, but ahh poor you xx

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone for some toast and orange juice??

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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

You muppet lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You had a bacon sarnie instead- I don't feel sorry for you! "

Its not about the food. Its about how everything was going right. There's never food in the house for breakfast. I live with 2 guys. I'm pretty sure one of them has moved his girlfriend in. This jam on toast was the last straw. Things are going to change when I get back to my house. Even if I have to buy an extra kitchen just for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Admin .... I have said it b4 and I will say it again ... We need a hug icon ! The poor boy is clearly distressed !! And needs a mummy hug !! "

A hug off them things? Yea no problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Admin .... I have said it b4 and I will say it again ... We need a hug icon ! The poor boy is clearly distressed !! And needs a mummy hug !!

A hug off them things? Yea no problem "

Oi u cheeky fucker ! I was offering a mummy hug !!! Tut tut !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Admin .... I have said it b4 and I will say it again ... We need a hug icon ! The poor boy is clearly distressed !! And needs a mummy hug !!

A hug off them things? Yea no problem

Oi u cheeky fucker ! I was offering a mummy hug !!! Tut tut !! "

I didn't read the mummy part

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just thought I'd update you all since I've been receiving hundreds of messages about this

I bought some more bread and jam and I've been having breakfast daily. I would like to thank you all for getting me through a tough day with your messages of support. I couldn't have done it without you

-- RIP --

jam on toast 12/07/13 - 12/07/13

glass of orange 12/07/13 - 12/07/13

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol u nutter x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just thought I'd update you all since I've been receiving hundreds of messages about this

I bought some more bread and jam and I've been having breakfast daily. I would like to thank you all for getting me through a tough day with your messages of support. I couldn't have done it without you

-- RIP --

jam on toast 12/07/13 - 12/07/13

glass of orange 12/07/13 - 12/07/13"

Crunchy nut cornflakes are the way forward.

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

Haha I really needed this laugh today, so thanks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha I really needed this laugh today, so thanks! "

I'm glad you found it funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's always tomorrow. Isn't there

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