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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

This time in the right place

Inspired by Jordan's "I can solve a Rubik's cube in 3 mins"

Is there anything on your CV which is total bollocks? Be honest....

(heck, if your potential employer is reading this, your CV is the least of your problems )

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By *ea and SugarCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

I could solve a rubiks cube in less than 2 minutes every time, before senile dementia set in lol, that's true!

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By *lyce and Mister MCouple
over a year ago

Falkirk

I put in that my hobbies are keeping fit, walking and swimming........ I hate all of those bar swimming, and I only like swimming for the fun aspect, not the fit aspect lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

In all honesty- Nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a team player !!!

Lies...i hate everyone

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

'O' and 'A' Levels. Not once was I ever asked for proof.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing on my CV is a lie, however there are a few bits of my work history I've left out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honest truth in my CV.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Im a team player !!!

Lies...i hate everyone "
Hey avatar suggests excellent teamwork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can speak Spanish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of my CV is accurate, but may not necessarily relate to what is intimated ie, in the hobbies section my enjoyment of computing really means I enjoy typing on forums on a swinging site and shopping online for new clothes and shoes.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My CV is accurate, honest and unembellished. I am known, my career is set out on the web and I've been around too long to add made up stuff to my CV.

I have tried stripping stuff out to get jobs at lower levels but I can't wipe my whole internet history.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worked for a large government department a while ago, was told at one interview that my CV would look better if I left that off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im a team player !!!

Lies...i hate everyone Hey avatar suggests excellent teamwork "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have Falconry on my CV, I used to have a bird of prey but she died.

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

Mine says I'm a people person. I hate people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The amount of scooping up after people I have to do at work is directly proportionate to the amount of bull shit they put on their CV.

..however, I find if you put lots of weird letters after your name that shouldn't fuxxing be there, that makes you sound more important.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine says I am responsible for painting all the pink bits in pilau rice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No there isn't and I utilised some of it for the personal statement I had to write for my present job interview as we are in a consultation period and restructure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a CV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything in my CV is true.... Really don't understand the need to lie to potential employers..... Especially when quite a lot do background checks ect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everything in my CV is true.... Really don't understand the need to lie to potential employers..... Especially when quite a lot do background checks ect "

Same here, not that I need a CV now that I run my own business (but ya never know....!)

When I had a 'real' job and interviewed staff, it was pretty easy to out the ones who had told 'porkies' on their CV's.. it's just like catching out fibbers on here really... they all make a mistake in the end.... and the story falls flat on it's face.

ted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You would have to be pretty stupid to lie for my job.

You either know what your talking about or you don't.

If you don't. ..it shows.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Nope no lies here...I have to much valuable knowledge in my chosen career to need to make up anything...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My brother has been told to remove his masters degree (by a recruitment consultant)from his cv for some management jobs as the people he might work for would feel intimidated?!?

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