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By *on Yonson OP   Man
over a year ago

London

What was yours? Spill your gory details here.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Met a guy off another site who had tombstone teeth, stinky breath and tried to stick his tongue down ma throat the second I walked into his kennel......made ma excuses and left pretty damned rapidly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was a social meet with a view to an actual meet.

The guy was just plain weird, didnt say hardly

Anything at all despite us trying to get the convo going several times.

He simply sat and stared at mallery for the duration.

Glad we didnt jump straight into it !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One I had about 4 weeks ish ago. did the deed, then got asked to leave as his mum was coming over

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Sorry, did you say something, I was too busy staring at mallery's arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry, did you say something, I was too busy staring at mallery's arse "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry, did you say something, I was too busy staring at mallery's arse "
No I didnt if you meant me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turned up at her house, the second she opene the door I could smell that unmistakeable "dirty" smell and could see the place was an absolute filth dump! Made my excuses and left quickly!

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

Huddersfield, centralish


"One I had about 4 weeks ish ago. did the deed, then got asked to leave as his mum was coming over "

My mum has actually turned up at my house during a meet before. This is why I always always leave the key in the lock and put the chain on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn up, bad teeth completely disingenuous pics, also a random male friend was there. I just said straight up that you should tell somebody if there's going to be someone else present and left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pics were forthcoming from this guy, but he was quite local and I thought, why not? He was okay to look at but when we got down to business, his erection was less than two inches. Now I like a mouthful, but I obliged and I got about 1 min of actual bj followed by a nervous wank. I think he was scared of my cum actually touching him. I didn't meet him again. I don't think anyone ever did.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

The one who insisted on trying a new position every two minutes meaning I couldn't get into a rhythm. Very frustrating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one who kept phoning every 5 mins as he was useless with a map. He was then late and in a rush. Pounced on me as soon as he was through the door, had eaten a tonne of garlic, had BO, got rough and was very surprised and actually believed me when I said I had no condoms

I couldn't get him out the house and lock the door quick enough! I changed the way I meet people after that close call!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The one who kept phoning every 5 mins as he was useless with a map. He was then late and in a rush. Pounced on me as soon as he was through the door, had eaten a tonne of garlic, had BO, got rough and was very surprised and actually believed me when I said I had no condoms

I couldn't get him out the house and lock the door quick enough! I changed the way I meet people after that close call!!"
how inconsiderate of him not being able to use a map

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We met a couple that the lad had been out drinking in the afternnoon and was d*unk.he just seemed obsessed on trying to make out how tough h was.he was only small and I'm very big so I think it was an ego problem.we said we were going bye bye she was stunning though

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