FabSwingers.com forum: Strawberry Penis

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Read on a popular national tabloids website about a woman who found a penis shaped strawberry in her garden. Fair play to her, she was quoted to have said she'd have preferred it to be a bit bigger - mucky cow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i never! cocky strawberry!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Well i never! cocky strawberry!

I think you may have just stumbled upon a new saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cockberry lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm assuming it tasted better than most cocks she's had too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was it next to her cock shaped cucumbers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm assuming it tasted better than most cocks she's had too!"

Judging by her photo - she isn't picky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm love strawberries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be a slow news day if they have resorted to cock fruit and veg stories

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Must be a slow news day if they have resorted to cock fruit and veg stories

Very 'Thats Life!' ....for those of us old enough to remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh Matron!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Must be a slow news day if they have resorted to cock fruit and veg stories

Very 'Thats Life!' ....for those of us old enough to remember"

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

Once grew potatoes and pulled one out that looked exactly like a cock and balls. Couldn't bear to eat it, but I still have the piccy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must be a slow news day if they have resorted to cock fruit and veg stories

Very 'Thats Life!' ....for those of us old enough to remember"

I remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once grew potatoes and pulled one out that looked exactly like a cock and balls. Couldn't bear to eat it, but I still have the piccy

See if you can post it on your profile. That would be really funny.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I've had a fair few carrots that have been various versions of cocks/balls - even had one that split in two to form two legs then grew a bollocks between them'!!

I also had a log that was like a crotch - named him woody and had him sat on the gate entering the stables

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fruit and veg shaped like genitals, it never gets old does it.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

That sounds like an avatar challenge waiting to happen.

Yes, I remember That's Life too - we were easily entertained back then.

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