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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Driving back from B and Q saw santas hat mangled in the road.

Christmas is off.

RIP santa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Driving back from B and Q saw santas hat mangled in the road.

Christmas is off.

RIP santa "
thats me out of a job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ho - bloody - ho!!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

U MAD BRO?

he's here ------}

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s no business like snow business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has he got jaundice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"U MAD BRO?

he's here ------}

Thats not the real santa funky, sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Santa is road kill x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG I am gutted

so no Christmas this year then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They tried to sack santa but failed as he got a claus in contract

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It'll be hard breaking it to my youngest..

But it'll save me a bloody fortune!!!!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I wasn't getting anything anyway apart from coal, so good riddance to the old duffer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It'll be hard breaking it to my youngest..

But it'll save me a bloody fortune!!!!"

Awww - do it NOW and enjoy watching their pain......

Ted the Scrooge...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OMG I am gutted

so no Christmas this year then?

Nope sorry xx

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Don't worry, he's like Dr Who, he regenerates

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Whose gonna break the news to minxie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's only one fat guy that brings us presents every year and his name ain't Santa

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

It could have been Mrs Claus' s hat when she was letting her hair down for some naughties in the outdoors with the Elves

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It could have been Mrs Claus' s hat when she was letting her hair down for some naughties in the outdoors with the Elves

Every one knows she wears a mop cap xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whose gonna break the news to minxie?"

What do you mean? it was probably minxie that run him over!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's only one fat guy that brings us presents every year and his name ain't Santa "
how do I no you

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

"Whose gonna break the news to minxie?

What do you mean? it was probably minxie that run him over!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think he deserves a break this year, with the shorter years, more expensive toys etc etc...give the guy some slack..plus i feel guilty shagging MrsSanta when he's away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think he deserves a break this year, with the shorter years, more expensive toys etc etc...give the guy some slack..plus i feel guilty shagging MrsSanta when he's away"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would save me a bloody fortune with my clan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whose gonna break the news to minxie?

What do you mean? it was probably minxie that run him over!

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