FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Date night in the forums

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

c'mon c'mon all you gorgeous people.. get your glad rags on its Tantalizing Tuesday..

Budget is £20.. where are you taking your date (forum users can remain anonymous) and what are your plans?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its been ages since I had a date that I have forgotten what to do

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm taking someone scrummy (a forumite!) to the beach with a picnic blanket and with a picnic!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in plymouth on friday havnt seen max for three weeks whooop lol I cant wait for friday xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *astpoetMan
over a year ago

where the world takes me

probably need to get one first...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It'll be a shame to be indoors in this weather so it'd have to be a picnic. Chilled cider and wine , some light snacks and some tunes.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking mine to bed xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooooh lets wait until it gets quiet. A skinny dip and fluffy towels, wander down the beach and then a bag of chips and plenty of salt and vinegar on the wander home

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Asda.... 2 bottles of vodka... and back home to the bedroom ...

Just need the date lol..

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *astpoetMan
over a year ago

where the world takes me


"Asda.... 2 bottles of vodka... and back home to the bedroom ...

Just need the date lol.."

living the dream

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm at work. Can someone come to me with beer and cake please?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im pinching Ridemythang for an evening of chilled out sunbathing and cool drinks in the garden followed by him munching on the 99p microwavable choc pudding i had smeared on my chest.. to then get cleaned up by diving into the paddling pool to cool down.

Light up a £2 disposable bbq to cook some cheap sausages and burgers as we dry off in the sunshine listening to music from the ipod.

DVD and and ice cream after the suns set and the tempreture drops

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm taking someone scrummy (a forumite!) to the beach with a picnic blanket and with a picnic! "
wheres the beach in manc land

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm taking someone scrummy (a forumite!) to the beach with a picnic blanket and with a picnic! wheres the beach in manc land"

The person I'm taking isn't from Mancland, so I could find a beach!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

A simple picnic and a tip to me nearest playing field to watch the cricket.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm at work. Can someone come to me with beer and cake please? "

lick it off my chest before someone else gets it.. its a day old though. lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Asda.... 2 bottles of vodka... and back home to the bedroom ...

Just need the date lol..

living the dream "

The vodka is just for me to keep... the date gets the bedroom fun lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am stuck at work, anybody care to bring me something please

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I so need a date, it's been a long long time, who wants me

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm taking someone scrummy (a forumite!) to the beach with a picnic blanket and with a picnic! wheres the beach in manc land

The person I'm taking isn't from Mancland, so I could find a beach!"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm taking someone scrummy (a forumite!) to the beach with a picnic blanket and with a picnic! wheres the beach in manc land

The person I'm taking isn't from Mancland, so I could find a beach!"
ah right

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley


"probably need to get one first... "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a social just in the pub tomorrow

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am stuck at work, anybody care to bring me something please "

Jut something? Anything? There's a squashed ham sandwich at the bottom of my work bag, will that do?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My date be on my boat and nice food and wine .. x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm taking someone scrummy (a forumite!) to the beach with a picnic blanket and with a picnic! wheres the beach in manc land"

We just use the sand on a construction site, bring a large pot plant and an umbrella

Hey presto a Manc beach

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *astpoetMan
over a year ago

where the world takes me


"probably need to get one first... "

I'd happily offer but i think burnley is a bit of a trek when i have work in london tomorrow!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm taking someone scrummy (a forumite!) to the beach with a picnic blanket and with a picnic! wheres the beach in manc land

We just use the sand on a construction site, bring a large pot plant and an umbrella

Hey presto a Manc beach "

Pmsl

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be a picnic for me also and then a photo shoot would have to pic the props up on the way

Would cover the picnic and cost about 20

Im not saying who tho

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm taking someone scrummy (a forumite!) to the beach with a picnic blanket and with a picnic! wheres the beach in manc land

We just use the sand on a construction site, bring a large pot plant and an umbrella

Hey presto a Manc beach "

actually spat my drink then,, rusticles you certainly are classy lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd take ??????? Down to a nice river bank with a bottle of wine and a picnic.

Sit back and enjoy the conversation, giggles and great weather.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"c'mon c'mon all you gorgeous people.. get your glad rags on its Tantalizing Tuesday..

Budget is £20.. where are you taking your date (forum users can remain anonymous) and what are your plans?

"

Mmmmmm...his abs...happy trail...flowery shorts...yummy cock...Tis all I will say!! Aaaaah to be 29 again!!

£20 spent on getting him into a club and on the swing!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'd take me and 3rd bottle of vodka and a bag of frazzles and sit on a park bench

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd take me and 3rd bottle of vodka and a bag of frazzles and sit on a park bench "
god that sounds good

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not had a date for so long can't remember lol x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a date night

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only used to buying for one.

Some nice picnic food and couple of bottles of wine watching the Sun go down.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've not had a date for so long can't remember lol x"

I thought i was the only one

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd take me and 3rd bottle of vodka and a bag of frazzles and sit on a park bench "

Sounds perfect can we have minstrels n all im not a cheap date

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I'd take me and 3rd bottle of vodka and a bag of frazzles and sit on a park bench

Sounds perfect can we have minstrels n all im not a cheap date "

of course

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd take me and 3rd bottle of vodka and a bag of frazzles and sit on a park bench

Sounds perfect can we have minstrels n all im not a cheap date

of course "
3 bottles my god you two would be flat on your back . lol in a different world ,

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I'd take me and 3rd bottle of vodka and a bag of frazzles and sit on a park bench

Sounds perfect can we have minstrels n all im not a cheap date

of course 3 bottles my god you two would be flat on your back . lol in a different world , "

no one bottle and 3rd person. My grammer was shit lol.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

right sod it,, lets all invade a field, set up a kick ass sound system, bring a tent, lets set up a camp fire, bring plenty of cool boxes and ice, shit loads of _oddy, sausages, burgers etc..

and lets partyyyyyy all evening til we pass out!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've not had a date for so long can't remember lol x

I thought i was the only one "

Nope your not the only one lol x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish and chips slap on the arse and then most likely falling asleep.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've not had a date for so long can't remember lol x

I thought i was the only one

Nope your not the only one lol x"
Is that your nose growing kelly lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take away, snuggle on sofa watching a film.. Then hot sex and new pictures

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm ta,king _icketysplits to the St pancreas hotel where we will have a cosmopolitan and 2 straws

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually you know what ... because its completely never going to happen

Id take Sherlock to a concert .. then onto the cinema to see an awesome film then to bed where I would ruin him for life

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Actually you know what ... because its completely never going to happen

Id take Sherlock to a concert .. then onto the cinema to see an awesome film then to bed where I would ruin him for life "

All for 20 quid

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

2 triple scoops of hagan daas rum and raisen, topped off with whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles......

and a side of old style "cream soda" to wash it down....

so thats my 20....date can get their own!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually you know what ... because its completely never going to happen

Id take Sherlock to a concert .. then onto the cinema to see an awesome film then to bed where I would ruin him for life

All for 20 quid "

Yes !!! Firstly its NOT real so Im allowed to go wild ...

We would sneak into the concert pretending we were journalists - then do the classic ' through the back door' at the cinema

Keep the 20 for the cab home and condoms

Im not shabby you know

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hotel wine and hot shower ssex

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hotel wine and hot shower ssex "
wont find that in the griffin x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hotel wine and hot shower ssex wont find that in the griffin x"

No you wont x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hotel wine and hot shower ssex wont find that in the griffin x

No you wont x "
never been

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hotel wine and hot shower ssex wont find that in the griffin x

No you wont x never been"

I have x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hotel wine and hot shower ssex wont find that in the griffin x

No you wont x never been

I have x "
good cause i need the sddress x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm taking someone scrummy (a forumite!) to the beach with a picnic blanket and with a picnic! wheres the beach in manc land

We just use the sand on a construction site, bring a large pot plant and an umbrella

Hey presto a Manc beach "

Babe you taking me on a date?!? Yay! You can take me out anytime for certain!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

picnic with wine and strawberries

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually you know what ... because its completely never going to happen

Id take Sherlock to a concert .. then onto the cinema to see an awesome film then to bed where I would ruin him for life "

You've only got twenty quid!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am watching Luther so take away and bottle of wine I think.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm taking someone scrummy (a forumite!) to the beach with a picnic blanket and with a picnic! wheres the beach in manc land

We just use the sand on a construction site, bring a large pot plant and an umbrella

Hey presto a Manc beach

Babe you taking me on a date?!? Yay! You can take me out anytime for certain!"
that was my plan x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

KFC bargain bucket and some pear cider..... Find somewhere peaceful maybe by a river, through a blanket on the ground and watch the clouds float by

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"KFC bargain bucket and some pear cider..... Find somewhere peaceful maybe by a river, through a blanket on the ground and watch the clouds float by "

Can I be your date

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm taking someone scrummy (a forumite!) to the beach with a picnic blanket and with a picnic! wheres the beach in manc land

We just use the sand on a construction site, bring a large pot plant and an umbrella

Hey presto a Manc beach

Babe you taking me on a date?!? Yay! You can take me out anytime for certain!"

Lol yeah go for it. I'll even fill a bucket so you can paddle your feet

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"KFC bargain bucket and some pear cider..... Find somewhere peaceful maybe by a river, through a blanket on the ground and watch the clouds float by "

Flucking auto correct.... * throw *

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm taking someone scrummy (a forumite!) to the beach with a picnic blanket and with a picnic! wheres the beach in manc land

We just use the sand on a construction site, bring a large pot plant and an umbrella

Hey presto a Manc beach

Babe you taking me on a date?!? Yay! You can take me out anytime for certain!

Lol yeah go for it. I'll even fill a bucket so you can paddle your feet "

Yay - I'd love a date with you! Haha xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In this nice weather it has to be a picnic by the river

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually you know what ... because its completely never going to happen

Id take Sherlock to a concert .. then onto the cinema to see an awesome film then to bed where I would ruin him for life

You've only got twenty quid! "

Sweet lord .. yes I know !!! please see post above where I say ' its not real ' and the whole list of ways I would do this

I should have said picnic with a bloody sunset

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm taking someone scrummy (a forumite!) to the beach with a picnic blanket and with a picnic! wheres the beach in manc land

We just use the sand on a construction site, bring a large pot plant and an umbrella

Hey presto a Manc beach

Babe you taking me on a date?!? Yay! You can take me out anytime for certain!

Lol yeah go for it. I'll even fill a bucket so you can paddle your feet

Yay - I'd love a date with you! Haha xx"

surprised it took you that long to ask him lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've not had a date for so long can't remember lol x

I thought i was the only one

Nope your not the only one lol x Is that your nose growing kelly lol "

No I've not had a proper date for years x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've not had a date for so long can't remember lol x

I thought i was the only one

Nope your not the only one lol x Is that your nose growing kelly lol

No I've not had a proper date for years x"
shame you so far away

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"KFC bargain bucket and some pear cider..... Find somewhere peaceful maybe by a river, through a blanket on the ground and watch the clouds float by

Flucking auto correct.... * throw * "

Sounds like a Billie Jo Spears song.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Mine would involve a certain lady forumite

The evening would consist of a bottle of Muscat Blanc à Petits Grains on the patio, then a handsome toned waiter would deliver Tarte au Pistou.

Whilst this was being consumed and a little light banter, I would suggest a main course of Lobster Au Gratin and bottle of Melon de Bourgogne.

Ah feck pudding Soixante Neuf will do

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've not had a date for so long can't remember lol x

I thought i was the only one

Nope your not the only one lol x Is that your nose growing kelly lol

No I've not had a proper date for years xshame you so far away"

Awww thank you x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've not had a date for so long can't remember lol x

I thought i was the only one

Nope your not the only one lol x Is that your nose growing kelly lol

No I've not had a proper date for years xshame you so far away

Awww thank you x"
no worries x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I would take my date to the fair. We would start with candy floss and eat it at the top of the Big Wheel. Next stop would be hot dogs whilst hooking ducks, followed by a cuddle on the waltzers. Still feeling peckish we share a cone of chips before finishing up in the tunnel of luurve

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I would take my date to the fair. We would start with candy floss and eat it at the top of the Big Wheel. Next stop would be hot dogs whilst hooking ducks, followed by a cuddle on the waltzers. Still feeling peckish we share a cone of chips before finishing up in the tunnel of luurve"

dont forget to win a teddy

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I would take my date to the fair. We would start with candy floss and eat it at the top of the Big Wheel. Next stop would be hot dogs whilst hooking ducks, followed by a cuddle on the waltzers. Still feeling peckish we share a cone of chips before finishing up in the tunnel of luurve

dont forget to win a teddy"

Any prize from the bottom shelf

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Aww ryan u old romantic ..

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would take my date to the fair. We would start with candy floss and eat it at the top of the Big Wheel. Next stop would be hot dogs whilst hooking ducks, followed by a cuddle on the waltzers. Still feeling peckish we share a cone of chips before finishing up in the tunnel of luurve"

Love candy floss scared of heights don't like hot dogs hooking ducks is cruel waltzers make me hurl tunnel of love is a ghost train , hmmmmm adventure island is out then

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would just get a blanket and fill a basket full of the ladies favourite snacks. We would go for a drive in the middle of nowhere. Where there is no people or animals in site. We would lie down on the field, on a cliff somewhere facing the sea and watching the sunset and when it gets dark. We can just lie there under the stars, cuddling up to each other to keep each other warm. £20 would basically go on snacks. Maybe a pack of 3 if I knew she wanted me. Lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol crazed.. pack of 3 if i knew she wanted me haha

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol crazed.. pack of 3 if i knew she wanted me haha "

Well some ladies who are romantic like to do it under the stars, but wouldn't want to push my luck of it was the first meeting or we haven't been seeing each other that long.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi Cuten!

You still got those chocolate tits? my internet crashed at work

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would take my date to the fair. We would start with candy floss and eat it at the top of the Big Wheel. Next stop would be hot dogs whilst hooking ducks, followed by a cuddle on the waltzers. Still feeling peckish we share a cone of chips before finishing up in the tunnel of luurve

Love candy floss scared of heights don't like hot dogs hooking ducks is cruel waltzers make me hurl tunnel of love is a ghost train , hmmmmm adventure island is out then "

Think he may be going on the ghost train all by himself, after feeding his date candy floss and hot dog, then subjecting her to the waltzer.....he may just see that candy floss and hot dog again! But on the up side, he won't have to share his chips

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would just get a blanket and fill a basket full of the ladies favourite snacks. We would go for a drive in the middle of nowhere. Where there is no people or animals in site. We would lie down on the field, on a cliff somewhere facing the sea and watching the sunset and when it gets dark. We can just lie there under the stars, cuddling up to each other to keep each other warm. £20 would basically go on snacks. Maybe a pack of 3 if I knew she wanted me. Lol"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oi Cuten!

You still got those chocolate tits? my internet crashed at work "

sure do.. destroyed one of those microwavable puddings for one to create that..

Was disgusting to clean off

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi Cuten!

You still got those chocolate tits? my internet crashed at work

sure do.. destroyed one of those microwavable puddings for one to create that..

Was disgusting to clean off "

Awww, you cleaned it off? I fancied a midnight snack

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oi Cuten!

You still got those chocolate tits? my internet crashed at work

sure do.. destroyed one of those microwavable puddings for one to create that..

Was disgusting to clean off

Awww, you cleaned it off? I fancied a midnight snack "

good job it was a mr kipling pack of two.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've decided I quite like the sound of Ryan's date - sorry Rusty I'm dumping you for Ryan and his funfair! It was the candyfloss and tunnel of lurrrve that did it for me

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would take my date to the fair. We would start with candy floss and eat it at the top of the Big Wheel. Next stop would be hot dogs whilst hooking ducks, followed by a cuddle on the waltzers. Still feeling peckish we share a cone of chips before finishing up in the tunnel of luurve

Love candy floss scared of heights don't like hot dogs hooking ducks is cruel waltzers make me hurl tunnel of love is a ghost train , hmmmmm adventure island is out then

Think he may be going on the ghost train all by himself, after feeding his date candy floss and hot dog, then subjecting her to the waltzer.....he may just see that candy floss and hot dog again! But on the up side, he won't have to share his chips "

Waltzers make me hurl food before or not. Last time I went on one was with work and for 2 hrs after words I threw up to the point they wanted to send me home.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi Cuten!

You still got those chocolate tits? my internet crashed at work

sure do.. destroyed one of those microwavable puddings for one to create that..

Was disgusting to clean off

Awww, you cleaned it off? I fancied a midnight snack

good job it was a mr kipling pack of two. "

Ahhh, Mr Kiplings chocolate nipples- exceedingly good

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm ta,king _icketysplits to the St pancreas hotel where we will have a cosmopolitan and 2 straws"

Thank you, kindly. I'll take you to a show after with my date money. We'll be up in the gods but having fun.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A simple picnic and a tip to me nearest playing field to watch the cricket."

Cricket? Where have you been hiding?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'd take a lovely lady on Brighton Pier, then stroll along the promenade eyeing up possible extras and then end up on the nudist beach. Any offers?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I'd take a lovely lady on Brighton Pier, then stroll along the promenade eyeing up possible extras and then end up on the nudist beach. Any offers? "

Me me me!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I'd take a lovely lady on Brighton Pier, then stroll along the promenade eyeing up possible extras and then end up on the nudist beach. Any offers?

Me me me!! "

You'd have to be interviewed first:

A) do you fuck on a first date

B) are you eager for 3 or moresums

C) can you speak a modern foreign language

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"

You'd have to be interviewed first:

A) Yes - if you know what's good for you

B) Yes - can all of the above and below join?

C) Oui, si, Da, Ya, ?? (oops thats 5) "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"

You'd have to be interviewed first:

A) Yes - if you know what's good for you

B) Yes - can all of the above and below join?

C) Oui, si, Da, Ya, ?? (oops thats 5) "

You're in. And yes, lots of people all eager to have sex and swap is fantastic!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take away, snuggle on sofa watching a film.. Then hot sex and new pictures "

I looked through all the replies and that appealed to me too. We would need to get a bigger sofa to get more people on it ...my brain is just wandering into a parallel and unlikely universe

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top