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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ck

Well I'd just like to ask how these guys get there balls so smoothe lol So if any of you would like to share..?I had a go with a razor,it didn't go well :0/Don't ask lol I'm guessing you must wax them .?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also use the razor, carefully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always use a razor - carefully.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a razor, but the most important thing you need in my experience is patience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A razor everytime

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well I'm thinking if I try with the razor again I'd end up in A&E lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have a wank and get ya sack nice and full,that way the ladies razor i use glides nice and smoooth over ya ball bag, and i like a smooth bag and don't complain when it or they get sucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I'm thinking if I try with the razor again I'd end up in A&E lol "

Sorry but that just made me laugh a lot

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By *tryxxCouple
over a year ago

central

razor, a thick good quality shower gel. then on top of the gel a shaving gel, rub both into parts and shave away, perfectly smooth and stays smooth for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have a wank and get ya sack nice and full,that way the ladies razor i use glides nice and smoooth over ya ball bag, and i like a smooth bag and don't complain when it or they get sucked "

Doesn't your sack empty after a wank???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I was thinking that you guys must do the hot wax thing,but that's gotta hurt ..the pain of pouring the hot wax on I might handle if a Mistress were doing it,but the self harming ..side of it I'm not keen on lol

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Wax should never be hot enough to cause pain.

Go to a recommended beautician who has experience in male waxing.

Or try magic powder.

Or veet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have a wank and get ya sack nice and full,that way the ladies razor i use glides nice and smoooth over ya ball bag, and i like a smooth bag and don't complain when it or they get sucked

Doesn't your sack empty after a wank???"

I was thinking that, maybe I'm wanking wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ck

Well I'd just like to ask how these guys get there balls so smoothe lol So if any of you would like to share..?I had a go with a razor,it didn't go well :0/Don't ask lol I'm guessing you must wax them .? "

It's easier to shave in the shower, but make sure you have a really sharp blade. Stretch the old sack nice and tight and go for it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Might have to get someone to do it for me then,at least that way ,they can call an ambulance if things go wrong lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have a wank and get ya sack nice and full,that way the ladies razor i use glides nice and smoooth over ya ball bag, and i like a smooth bag and don't complain when it or they get sucked

Doesn't your sack empty after a wank???

I was thinking that, maybe I'm wanking wrong"

Is it possible to wank wrongly? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to shave but now apply cream. It's easy takes 6 mins and not a hair in sight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I had a go with the clippers thinking they would work, that didn't go to well either lol

If any women wanna wax me balls for me , give me a shout,else I think I'm gonna stay trimmed lol

Certainly won't be getting the scissors out

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"Well I'm thinking if I try with the razor again I'd end up in A&E lol "

Go careful, mind you plenty of Birds in A&E to check your tackle out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have a wank and get ya sack nice and full,that way the ladies razor i use glides nice and smoooth over ya ball bag, and i like a smooth bag and don't complain when it or they get sucked

Doesn't your sack empty after a wank???

I was thinking that, maybe I'm wanking wrong

Is it possible to wank wrongly? Lol"

I didn't think so, but now I'm not sure if peoples sack gets full AFTER a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have a wank and get ya sack nice and full,that way the ladies razor i use glides nice and smoooth over ya ball bag, and i like a smooth bag and don't complain when it or they get sucked

Doesn't your sack empty after a wank???

I was thinking that, maybe I'm wanking wrong

Is it possible to wank wrongly? Lol

I didn't think so, but now I'm not sure if peoples sack gets full AFTER a wank"

I will shave my balls, have a wank and get back to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Used to shave but now apply cream. It's easy takes 6 mins and not a hair in sight "

Yes, I've just seen that ,and you right :0)

Not sure if the cream will burn though,if It's anything like deapheat it can stay in the jar lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks guys,girls, still not sure how to ..tackle it lol

But thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have a wank and get ya sack nice and full,that way the ladies razor i use glides nice and smoooth over ya ball bag, and i like a smooth bag and don't complain when it or they get sucked

Doesn't your sack empty after a wank???

I was thinking that, maybe I'm wanking wrong

Is it possible to wank wrongly? Lol

I didn't think so, but now I'm not sure if peoples sack gets full AFTER a wank

I will shave my balls, have a wank and get back to you "

Now I am confused, I've been lusting after you for weeks. Now you have BALLS!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Razor

So easy

Never cut myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgot to mention is use cream for extra sensitive skin. I am not into pain lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have a wank and get ya sack nice and full,that way the ladies razor i use glides nice and smoooth over ya ball bag, and i like a smooth bag and don't complain when it or they get sucked

Doesn't your sack empty after a wank???"

no chuck,i don't do the happy ending i just get it nice and full so my ball bag is round and tight and its easier to shave,i think a lady shaving my bollox would be a beautiful thing too,i would not trust my mrs as she's muff handed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have a wank and get ya sack nice and full,that way the ladies razor i use glides nice and smoooth over ya ball bag, and i like a smooth bag and don't complain when it or they get sucked

Doesn't your sack empty after a wank???

I was thinking that, maybe I'm wanking wrong

Is it possible to wank wrongly? Lol

I didn't think so, but now I'm not sure if peoples sack gets full AFTER a wank

I will shave my balls, have a wank and get back to you

Now I am confused, I've been lusting after you for weeks. Now you have BALLS!!! "

Hell yeah, that isn't a problem is it? Still want to meet me don't you??? Lol

Sorry OP slightly hijacked your thread but shaving is easy enough I believe.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

OP, are you a total wuss or what? Wax too hot cream might hurt razor too sharp. Jesus H Christ. Get a pair of tweezers and pluck the fuckers out one by one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have a wank and get ya sack nice and full,that way the ladies razor i use glides nice and smoooth over ya ball bag, and i like a smooth bag and don't complain when it or they get sucked

Doesn't your sack empty after a wank???

I was thinking that, maybe I'm wanking wrong

Is it possible to wank wrongly? Lol

I didn't think so, but now I'm not sure if peoples sack gets full AFTER a wank

I will shave my balls, have a wank and get back to you

Now I am confused, I've been lusting after you for weeks. Now you have BALLS!!!

Hell yeah, that isn't a problem is it? Still want to meet me don't you??? Lol

Sorry OP slightly hijacked your thread but shaving is easy enough I believe.

"

Yea i still want to meet, but dont even ASK for a reach around!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

veet.. but dont leave it on too long or it burns and is very uncomfortable for a few days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't other blokes wank on here without cumming or is it just me that likes to tease the fucker haha

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Rubbing Alcohol and a naked flame works well...so I'm told.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rubbing Alcohol and a naked flame works well...so I'm told. "

I'll give mine a blast on the BBQ tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rubbing Alcohol and a naked flame works well...so I'm told.

I'll give mine a blast on the BBQ tonight."

pube seared steak. I can't think of anything better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try Magic Powder, works a treat, can get it from Amazon or Ebay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try Magic Powder, works a treat, can get it from Amazon or Ebay! "

Will have a look at that

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Try Magic Powder, works a treat, can get it from Amazon or Ebay!

Will have a look at that"

Get the aloe vera cream - I know, I know it says magic powder but they do a version that's already mixed into a cream. If you have any afro Caribbean shops near you they probably stock it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try Magic Powder, works a treat, can get it from Amazon or Ebay!

Will have a look at that

Get the aloe vera cream - I know, I know it says magic powder but they do a version that's already mixed into a cream. If you have any afro Caribbean shops near you they probably stock it."

Ooo there Is one near me

Cheers (kiss)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just Google ' veet amazon review '

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By *unkyWhoreCouple
over a year ago

Stoke

Magic powder works a treat . About £3 a pot but beware it absolutely stinks until you wash it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just Google ' veet amazon review ' "

I've read the very for men reviews.... I actually had tears rolling down my face from laughing. A must read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veet not very, predictive text

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Veet not very, predictive text "
have also read those reviews, ouch ouch and F........ Oucj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a razor, patience and time, no accidents yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, im doing mine today...its all About taking your time and making sure you dont chop your cock off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magic powder is a nightmare to mix well, but once you've got it mixed properly it works wonders!

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Patience and care make it easy, reduce with clippers, take to smooth with razor. It's easy enough to do your own balloon knot after a couple of goes.

Cuts don't even hurt, ya gret jesse. But of course avoid at all costs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm, sweaty balls.

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"Well I'm thinking if I try with the razor again I'd end up in A&E lol "

Man in bed in A&E wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth.

"Nurse" He mumbles,

"Are my testicles black?"

Nurse raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, she takes a closer look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them Sir."

Man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,

"Thanks for that, it was lovely but listen very very carefully,

"Are-my-test-re-sults-back......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veet hair removal. Doesn't burn ya balls lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Veet hair removal. Doesn't burn ya balls lol"

I have heard differently. Depends on the individual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

veet every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Veet hair removal. Doesn't burn ya balls lol

I have heard differently. Depends on the individual"

I use loads of Veet but damn it stings after. I always do it a couple of days before going to a club.

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