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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ivan Lendl

Or Van Morrison - I reckon he knows people!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ruggers....

*Shivers....*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't mess with my one eyes milkman without taking precautions as you may end up drowning. Unless you know what you are doing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Johnny Hendricks that boy has a vicious right hand!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Mafia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ruggers....

*Shivers....* "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peggy Mitchell

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Myself, I am very very very bad..

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"Peggy Mitchell "
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GET OUT MY PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People don't usually mess with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People don't usually mess with me. "

I very rarely mess myself....

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Bricktop

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"People don't usually mess with me. "

Someone must be foolish to mess with your imperial beauty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The klitskos brothers -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seriously wouldn't want to be on the wrong side of one of my dads mates- ex SAS, 6ft4 and shoulders that scrape door frames. My dad once saw him drag a bloke out of a pub by the throat- while dragging another bloke by the scruff of his neck behind, so he could get a slapping next (if he likes you though he's the most charming bloke you'll ever meet )

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

The guy counting the notes and handing them through the cash machines!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I seriously wouldn't want to be on the wrong side of one of my dads mates- ex SAS, 6ft4 and shoulders that scrape door frames. My dad once saw him drag a bloke out of a pub by the throat- while dragging another bloke by the scruff of his neck behind, so he could get a slapping next (if he likes you though he's the most charming bloke you'll ever meet )"

Do you have his number? He sounds lush

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I seriously wouldn't want to be on the wrong side of one of my dads mates- ex SAS, 6ft4 and shoulders that scrape door frames. My dad once saw him drag a bloke out of a pub by the throat- while dragging another bloke by the scruff of his neck behind, so he could get a slapping next (if he likes you though he's the most charming bloke you'll ever meet )"

He he!! I think I can handle him xx

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"Ivan Lendl

Or Van Morrison - I reckon he knows people!!"

Ooooo both badass guys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ivan Lendl

Or Van Morrison - I reckon he knows people!!

Ooooo both badass guys!"

Proves women like bad boys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I seriously wouldn't want to be on the wrong side of one of my dads mates- ex SAS, 6ft4 and shoulders that scrape door frames. My dad once saw him drag a bloke out of a pub by the throat- while dragging another bloke by the scruff of his neck behind, so he could get a slapping next (if he likes you though he's the most charming bloke you'll ever meet )

He he!! I think I can handle him xx"

His wife is only about 5ft2 and 3st wet though- she can handle him with a single glance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first Dominant! He has that look and voice that puts me firmly where I should be and if that doesn't work there's other ways to deal with me! *sighs* that was a long time ago.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I seriously wouldn't want to be on the wrong side of one of my dads mates- ex SAS, 6ft4 and shoulders that scrape door frames. My dad once saw him drag a bloke out of a pub by the throat- while dragging another bloke by the scruff of his neck behind, so he could get a slapping next (if he likes you though he's the most charming bloke you'll ever meet )

He he!! I think I can handle him xx

His wife is only about 5ft2 and 3st wet though- she can handle him with a single glance "

Yep..thats about right Lol..good woman! Linda Hunt as Henrietta Lange in CSI Los Angeles is a tough cookie and you really dont want to be messing with her

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By *allen angelzWoman
over a year ago

oxon

My kind of guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vinny jones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John Prescott ex MP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vinny jones"

he's a pussy cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any Cage Fighter

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Eric Cantona

Jason Statham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vinny jones

he's a pussy cat "

He scares me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eric Cantona

Jason Statham"

Ide mess with both of them bad boys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vinny jones

he's a pussy cat

He scares me "

he is lovely honestly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elton John. vicious.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Eric Cantona

Jason Statham

Ide mess with both of them bad boys "

I think I would too....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

d*unks that stagger on 2 the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vinny jones

he's a pussy cat

He scares me

he is lovely honestly "

He must be if you say so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eric Cantona

Jason Statham

Ide mess with both of them bad boys

I think I would too.... "

Think???? You just know it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Elton John. vicious."

Only his fucking dreadful singing

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I seriously wouldn't want to be on the wrong side of one of my dads mates- ex SAS, 6ft4 and shoulders that scrape door frames. My dad once saw him drag a bloke out of a pub by the throat- while dragging another bloke by the scruff of his neck behind, so he could get a slapping next (if he likes you though he's the most charming bloke you'll ever meet )"

If he was real sas you wouldn't know. They're not allowed to tell ever

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By *ennk8Couple
over a year ago

newquay

The waiter that serves you food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only person I've ever truly been in awe of was my grandfather. He was one of the first members of the SAS and when he died a few years ago we found boxes am boxes of hand written notes from during the war along with a treasure trove of quite disturbing pictures of what they got up to in Ceylon, Burma and Afghanistan during WWII. He's the most impressive bloke I've ever had the pleasure to know, a beat of a man and he was my hero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I seriously wouldn't want to be on the wrong side of one of my dads mates- ex SAS, 6ft4 and shoulders that scrape door frames. My dad once saw him drag a bloke out of a pub by the throat- while dragging another bloke by the scruff of his neck behind, so he could get a slapping next (if he likes you though he's the most charming bloke you'll ever meet )

If he was real sas you wouldn't know. They're not allowed to tell ever"

Not true - look at Andy Mcnab and Chris Ryan. And yes I know McNab isn't his real name and he never shows his face, but the exploits of both are well documented in military history and in the press

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Respect
"The only person I've ever truly been in awe of was my grandfather. He was one of the first members of the SAS and when he died a few years ago we found boxes am boxes of hand written notes from during the war along with a treasure trove of quite disturbing pictures of what they got up to in Ceylon, Burma and Afghanistan during WWII. He's the most impressive bloke I've ever had the pleasure to know, a beat of a man and he was my hero "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I seriously wouldn't want to be on the wrong side of one of my dads mates- ex SAS, 6ft4 and shoulders that scrape door frames. My dad once saw him drag a bloke out of a pub by the throat- while dragging another bloke by the scruff of his neck behind, so he could get a slapping next (if he likes you though he's the most charming bloke you'll ever meet )

If he was real sas you wouldn't know. They're not allowed to tell ever"

I think you'll find thats bolox- my parents have been to numerous ex members events with him and not once has anyone said they couldn't confirm that they were in the regiment the isn't supposed to exist

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Really? A tough person thread on the internet and no-one has said Chuck Norris? What's the world coming to?

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frank bruno

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Ruggers....

*Shivers....* "

Nah, she's a pussycat, it's Bambi I'm running scared of this week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Gurkha or Sherpa - they may be short but they're tough man!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Really? A tough person thread on the internet and no-one has said Chuck Norris? What's the world coming to?

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!! "

Chuck Norris has an extra fist in his beard

He also invented the c-section by roundhouseing his way out of his mothers womb

He's so hard his nightmares are scared of him

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Anthony Ogogo. I saw him at the Olympics and he's feckin' huge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum! Jeez.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"d*unks that stagger on 2 the road"

They're easy just nudge them in the hedge bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mum! Jeez.

"

do you remember at school when people used to say my dad could beat your dad up. Never thought the mums were the hardcore ones, but could be the next channel five show

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By *stmateMan
over a year ago

Notts


"The guy counting the notes and handing them through the cash machines! "

There's a bloke in there? I always thought there were little monkeys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mum! Jeez.

do you remember at school when people used to say my dad could beat your dad up. "

Oh yeah!!! Hahaha! Memories!

I also used to say my nan could have your nan too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody should be scared of anyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ivan Lendl

Or Van Morrison - I reckon he knows people!!"

Ive worked as a stage manager with Van Morrison and hes HORRIBLE! even made one of his band members cry! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

If he was real sas you wouldn't know. They're not allowed to tell ever"

Lol, not true. As a general rule they don't tell people but they are allowed to. They're not normally 6'4" however or built like brick shit houses. They are not superhuman either. They do have an astonishing ability to push themselves to the limit and carry on functioning at a very high level. Most of their "special" stuff goes on between the ears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charles manson

Grace jones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mum! Jeez.

do you remember at school when people used to say my dad could beat your dad up.

Oh yeah!!! Hahaha! Memories!

I also used to say my nan could have your nan too!

"

My nan used to fight tigers. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Officer Moses Hightower in police academy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vladimir Putin........ that dudes got cold eyes....

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Bronson

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Ruggers....

*Shivers....*

Nah, she's a pussycat, it's Bambi I'm running scared of this week "

Oooeer mister...who's been blabbing? You know I have means to make you talk...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Femme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love her but Gran , lol she maybe a gran here but god she can run rings around most . lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Officer Moses Hightower in police academy "

Squames would love to mess with him!

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

My ex wife and 15 year old daughter at "that time of the month"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ray winstone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old man Stanley

He will fook you up

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ronnie and Reggie

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

The wongs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mum! Jeez.

do you remember at school when people used to say my dad could beat your dad up. Never thought the mums were the hardcore ones, but could be the next channel five show"

That schoolyard chat still goes on - "My football team's bigger than yours!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Officer Moses Hightower in police academy

Squames would love to mess with him! "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ruggers....

*Shivers....*

Nah, she's a pussycat, it's Bambi I'm running scared of this week "

THIS week.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gwanny Cwumpet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Femme "

Now pick someone who No-one else is scared of....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gwanny Cwumpet... "

Ooh me neither or polo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gwanny Cwumpet...

Ooh me neither or polo "

Aren't Granny and Soxy the same person....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss Tress used to but now i know she's the Julie Andrews type i can sleep at night..

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Ruggers....

*Shivers....*

Nah, she's a pussycat, it's Bambi I'm running scared of this week

THIS week..... "

Hell yeah, I'm compiling a list as we speak......I think Mr T, err sorry, Fabio is on there somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Miss Tress used to but now i know she's the Julie Andrews type i can sleep at night..

"

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I am now a fully fledge Dominatrix...so all you little pussy cats, rams and lambs beware!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ruggers....

*Shivers....*

Nah, she's a pussycat, it's Bambi I'm running scared of this week

THIS week.....

Hell yeah, I'm compiling a list as we speak......I think Mr T, err sorry, Fabio is on there somewhere "

Dont panic.... Capello and Rooney have a couple's profile now....;-);-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gwanny Cwumpet...

Ooh me neither or polo

Aren't Granny and Soxy the same person.... "

Ha-ha, Euriodious Geezoidious,,,,, for me that would be flattery, but Dearest Gwanny might take a different view...

So be afraid,,,, be very afraid,,, cuz maybes she's coming to gettcha.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gwanny Cwumpet...

Ooh me neither or polo

Aren't Granny and Soxy the same person....

Ha-ha, Euriodious Geezoidious,,,,, for me that would be flattery, but Dearest Gwanny might take a different view...

So be afraid,,,, be very afraid,,, cuz maybes she's coming to gettcha.....

"

Woohoo....!!! Grabs the vaseline and puckers up....

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

chuckle brothers, they are like the kray brothers if u mess with them ive heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There used to be one.... Fuss puss.... Thank heaven's she left.....

*Reads text message from the Pussy Posse...*

Nooooooooooooooooooo.....!!!!!

(Furtles furiously far into the Fens......)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

If he was real sas you wouldn't know. They're not allowed to tell ever

Lol, not true. As a general rule they don't tell people but they are allowed to. They're not normally 6'4" however or built like brick shit houses. They are not superhuman either. They do have an astonishing ability to push themselves to the limit and carry on functioning at a very high level. Most of their "special" stuff goes on between the ears."

Best of the best xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Zohan!

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61

No man ....... and very few women ....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Why can't I think of anyone...oh...hang on...John McCririck ...I might get bogeys on me...yukkkkkkkeeedoooo.

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

Clint Eastwood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lenny McLean (if he was still alive) Don't get the nickname "The Guvnor" for nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My first Dominant! He has that look and voice that puts me firmly where I should be and if that doesn't work there's other ways to deal with me! *sighs* that was a long time ago. "

My max is like that lol xx

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By *eordiesCouple
over a year ago

newcastle

Gandhi !!!

Little Indian guy, wore a loincloth, took on the British Empire and won.

John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've met a few debt collectors who used to work for me, and without naming names they had a film named after them "Essex Boys", and boy were they people not to mess around with! Great company if you're friends, but your worst nightmare if a debt is owed to them.

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By *hornybastards1979Couple
over a year ago

belfast

Techno viking !

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Saul Goodman

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over a year ago


"Eric Cantona

Jason Statham"
I'd love to mess with Jason Stratham. Mmmmmm. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck Norris

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Clint Eastwood "

A man's gotta know his limitations....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Louis Spence!

...his dancing is going to scare the life out of you hahahaha

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