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By *allDarkFoxForYou OP   Man
over a year ago

Winchester/London

Provide a fact about yourself hitherto unmentioned via your profile and forum scribed musings ?

I'm a journalist

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By *hoosy_strumpetCouple
over a year ago

W S AREA

could"t risk that information with a journalist sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fake

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By *allDarkFoxForYou OP   Man
over a year ago

Winchester/London


"could"t risk that information with a journalist sorry "

Ha! Ha!

You have my word that my lips are sealed.

Ditto my pen ?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I am allergic to octopus and have a fear of 'tentacle rape'.

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By *hoosy_strumpetCouple
over a year ago

W S AREA

ok, so what you gonna do with the information then?

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I think there's enough information about me on here as it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got quite a dry sense of humour! Doesn't come across when trying to describe yourself though.

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By *allDarkFoxForYou OP   Man
over a year ago

Winchester/London


"I am allergic to octopus and have a fear of 'tentacle rape'."

Quirky and comedic all in one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Provide a fact about yourself hitherto unmentioned via your profile and forum scribed musings ?"

I'm vegan.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I like strawberries. Well worth a paragraph in an esteemed publication.

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By *tomComMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

My penis is thicker than my wrist ...

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By *allDarkFoxForYou OP   Man
over a year ago

Winchester/London


"ok, so what you gonna do with the information then? "

Scribe a best seller re swingers tastes and attributes on all good bookstore shelves by xmas innit ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a lady

I don't think my profile reveals that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was Canadian born.

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By *hoosy_strumpetCouple
over a year ago

W S AREA


"ok, so what you gonna do with the information then?

Scribe a best seller re swingers tastes and attributes on all good bookstore shelves by xmas innit ? "

in that case i will opt out then

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By *elkel1979Woman
over a year ago

Cumbria

Im a nurse x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fella has a form of autism and I hate standing on lego

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 2 gold postboxes within walking distance of my house !!! .... Sorry you did not say it had to be an interesting one did you ? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a photographer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm really david beckham honest lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a fussy bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a rooster illusion....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i'm really david beckham honest lol"

And there's me thinking you were really Bruce Wayne, I feel so silly now !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the caped crusader.

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By *hocmanxMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I do athletics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on who's Spartacus ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the caped crusader. "

So its you that's Bruce Wayne? So mixed up now !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fake "

And I am a bloke really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My life hasn't changed in 26 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fake

And I am a bloke really "

I still would

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

I'm not really 47

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fake

And I am a bloke really

I still would "

I wonder who that is posting haha as that would determine my response

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not really 47"

I am actually 79 and proud of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My life hasn't changed in 26 years."

Change it then...it doesn't just happen.

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By *onestjohn1962Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Come on who's Spartacus ?"

I'm Spartacus !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not really 47

I am actually 79 and proud of it "

Yeeeeewww I've gone right off you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really a woman, I made a male profile for the attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My life hasn't changed in 26 years.

Change it then...it doesn't just happen. "

Indeed, well said....make the change if you want to enhance your life...don't sit back and think well I wish I had done/said and oh dear look at what I could have had!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not really 47

I am actually 79 and proud of it

Yeeeeewww I've gone right off you "

I thought you liked the older ladies, hey nothing is "that" saggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a stunt double for my pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My life hasn't changed in 26 years.

Change it then...it doesn't just happen.

Indeed, well said....make the change if you want to enhance your life...don't sit back and think well I wish I had done/said and oh dear look at what I could have had! "

Doesn't work. Suppose that's the guy I am . Done everything possible to change it and it doesn't work. So learned to live with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on who's Spartacus ?"

I'm Spartacus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My life hasn't changed in 26 years.

Change it then...it doesn't just happen.

Indeed, well said....make the change if you want to enhance your life...don't sit back and think well I wish I had done/said and oh dear look at what I could have had!

Doesn't work. Suppose that's the guy I am . Done everything possible to change it and it doesn't work. So learned to live with it. "

Don't be defeatist, if you want something and it is within your grasp...do it...good things happen when you put the effort in...reap what you sow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"could"t risk that information with a journalist sorry

Ha! Ha!

You have my word that my lips are sealed.

Ditto my pen ? "

never trust a journalist, so I'm a fake, I'm not even a real person, I'm not really on this site, I'm a ghost, I'm..............

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By *allDarkFoxForYou OP   Man
over a year ago

Winchester/London


"I'm fake

And I am a bloke really "

So your posted feedback liaisons have been blokes cunningly tricked into pleasuring another blokie eh ?

p.s highly desirable images um sir.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a profffesssional.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not really 47

I am actually 79 and proud of it

Yeeeeewww I've gone right off you

I thought you liked the older ladies, hey nothing is "that" saggy "

You know us guys...desperate. now I know why you never sent a face pic to me on dare to show your face thread ....mmm don't suppose you can talk like dot cotton and say dirty stuff in a negative bitchy Ffs way....not to diva though !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fake

And I am a bloke really

So your posted feedback liaisons have been blokes cunningly tricked into pleasuring another blokie eh ?

p.s highly desirable images um sir."

Thanks mate...fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fake

And I am a bloke really

I still would

I wonder who that is posting haha as that would determine my response "

Mrs. P.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

im really a supermodel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not really 47

I am actually 79 and proud of it

Yeeeeewww I've gone right off you

I thought you liked the older ladies, hey nothing is "that" saggy

You know us guys...desperate. now I know why you never sent a face pic to me on dare to show your face thread ....mmm don't suppose you can talk like dot cotton and say dirty stuff in a negative bitchy Ffs way....not to diva though ! "

Did I not? Well your wish is my command, as long as you don't tell anyone about my stubble... Diva...now you're talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My life hasn't changed in 26 years.

Change it then...it doesn't just happen.

Indeed, well said....make the change if you want to enhance your life...don't sit back and think well I wish I had done/said and oh dear look at what I could have had!

Doesn't work. Suppose that's the guy I am . Done everything possible to change it and it doesn't work. So learned to live with it.

Don't be defeatist, if you want something and it is within your grasp...do it...good things happen when you put the effort in...reap what you sow."

May I message you? Don't want all sorts published on a forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a beauty spot on my penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fake

And I am a bloke really

I still would

I wonder who that is posting haha as that would determine my response

Mrs. P. "

Phew as I was going to suggest a profile rewrite if Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My life hasn't changed in 26 years.

Change it then...it doesn't just happen.

Indeed, well said....make the change if you want to enhance your life...don't sit back and think well I wish I had done/said and oh dear look at what I could have had!

Doesn't work. Suppose that's the guy I am . Done everything possible to change it and it doesn't work. So learned to live with it.

Don't be defeatist, if you want something and it is within your grasp...do it...good things happen when you put the effort in...reap what you sow.

May I message you? Don't want all sorts published on a forum."

Yes feel free...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recently met up with my old French teacher for a sordid night in a Manchester hotel... Ohhhh miss wood

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

I always wanted to have blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always wanted to have blue eyes "

Would you like to borrow mine??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a man with a female bi profile to get attention

Funkys fault.. I'm from his imagination...

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester


"My penis is thicker than my wrist ..."

Omg, how do you lift things?! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can grip so tight with my thighs I broke someone's ribs during some fun...

Hospital was not so fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a cheeky finger up my bum when getting sucked off by a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always wanted to have blue eyes "

Mine are blue enough for us both..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My life hasn't changed in 26 years.

Change it then...it doesn't just happen.

Indeed, well said....make the change if you want to enhance your life...don't sit back and think well I wish I had done/said and oh dear look at what I could have had!

Doesn't work. Suppose that's the guy I am . Done everything possible to change it and it doesn't work. So learned to live with it.

Don't be defeatist, if you want something and it is within your grasp...do it...good things happen when you put the effort in...reap what you sow.

May I message you? Don't want all sorts published on a forum.

Yes feel free..."

Sent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a man with a female bi profile to get attention

Funkys fault.. I'm from his imagination... "

And he is my cyber hubby, so must bat both ways, but ssshhh no one knows

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton


"I always wanted to have blue eyes

Would you like to borrow mine?? "

oh wouldn't that be great !!! like swop shop lol. on offer... Cpl of inches of cleavage in returns wants blue eyes or Cpl of inches or more in height lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My penis is thicker than my wrist ...

Omg, how do you lift things?! Lol"

He doesn't. Hence the small wrists

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By *allDarkFoxForYou OP   Man
over a year ago

Winchester/London


"I'm fake

And I am a bloke really

So your posted feedback liaisons have been blokes cunningly tricked into pleasuring another blokie eh ?

p.s highly desirable images um sir.

Thanks mate...fancy a fuck? "

Oneself wouldn't be entirely adverse to such a proposition of carnal entwinement with one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We aren't virgins !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always wanted to have blue eyes

Would you like to borrow mine??

oh wouldn't that be great !!! like swop shop lol. on offer... Cpl of inches of cleavage in returns wants blue eyes or Cpl of inches or more in height lol x"

So if I give you my blue eyes. I can have a couple of inches of your cleavage? Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im irish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am shy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like a cheeky finger up my bum when getting sucked off by a woman "

I like to pop a cheeky finger up a mans bum when sucking them off !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still don't know whether its pronounced scones, or scones

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By *Brinksy xxWoman
over a year ago

Halesowen

I can't whistle

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton


"I always wanted to have blue eyes

Would you like to borrow mine??

oh wouldn't that be great !!! like swop shop lol. on offer... Cpl of inches of cleavage in returns wants blue eyes or Cpl of inches or more in height lol x

So if I give you my blue eyes. I can have a couple of inches of your cleavage? Lol. "

sure but why youd want moobs I don't know ...lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always wanted to have blue eyes

Would you like to borrow mine??

oh wouldn't that be great !!! like swop shop lol. on offer... Cpl of inches of cleavage in returns wants blue eyes or Cpl of inches or more in height lol x

So if I give you my blue eyes. I can have a couple of inches of your cleavage? Lol.

sure but why youd want moobs I don't know ...lol x"

Moobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a man of few words !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm quite bashful in person!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I'm a man with a female bi profile to get attention

Funkys fault.. I'm from his imagination...

And he is my cyber hubby, so must bat both ways, but ssshhh no one knows "

I can confirm that all of this is internet FACT!!!

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

if you get 2 inches of extra cleavage for yourself youd have man boob aka moobs lol x

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By *allDarkFoxForYou OP   Man
over a year ago

Winchester/London


"I'm a man of few words ! "

Seldom minimalist but they tend to be wise ones

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

That I just made a total and utter twat of myself by not turning my iPhone off and it managed to send a string of random letters to a poor unsuspecting lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My penis is thicker than my wrist ..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if you get 2 inches of extra cleavage for yourself youd have man boob aka moobs lol x"

Never heard of moobs until now

And I think we got crossed wires as I didn't mean it like that. I meant if I have you my blue eyes. Can I have 2 inches of your boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a man of few words ! "

Bollocks!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My penis is thicker than my wrist ...

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Don't take that the wrong way, his wrists are unusually thin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I change my hair colour quite often oh and I like vodka .... Lots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My penis is thicker than my wrist ...

Don't take that the wrong way, his wrists are unusually thin "

Oh you've spoilt it now

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

im a nice person and not good at profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a man of few words !

Bollocks!! "

Haa-Haa,,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on who's Spartacus ?"

Me im spartacus

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I currently look nothing like my pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm both whity and charming lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I turn green when angry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it much easier to talk to women in bars then sending them a message on here

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By *tomComMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough


"My penis is thicker than my wrist ...

Don't take that the wrong way, his wrists are unusually thin

Oh you've spoilt it now "

I do not have thin wrists ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My penis is thicker than my wrist ...

Don't take that the wrong way, his wrists are unusually thin

Oh you've spoilt it now

I do not have thin wrists .. "

I'm sorry, there's just so much competition on here that I've decided that instead of trying to prove I'm better then everyone else, its easier to make everyone else look worse then me

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By *hocmanxMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I like a cheeky finger up my bum when getting sucked off by a woman

I like to pop a cheeky finger up a mans bum when sucking them off !! "

Prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My penis is thicker than my wrist ...

Don't take that the wrong way, his wrists are unusually thin

Oh you've spoilt it now

I do not have thin wrists .. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I giggle when I cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My penis is thicker than my wrist ...

Don't take that the wrong way, his wrists are unusually thin

Oh you've spoilt it now

I do not have thin wrists ..

I'm sorry, there's just so much competition on here that I've decided that instead of trying to prove I'm better then everyone else, its easier to make everyone else look worse then me"

Haha

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By *iggamanMan
over a year ago

London


"could"t risk that information with a journalist sorry

Ha! Ha!

You have my word that my lips are sealed.

Ditto my pen ? "

me neither you might just email the story to your boss

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By *itboyslim2Man
over a year ago

stevenage

I'm really like wine gums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shaz: Has a forklift licence and works in maintenance (only female, and about 10 guys) lol

Tony: Although not great at it, has just about every power tool there is and loves woodwork... Oh and I have 4 terrapins

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

[Removed by poster at 08/07/13 17:38:23]

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Provide a fact about yourself hitherto unmentioned via your profile and forum scribed musings ?

I'm a journalist "

Is that why you talk funny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If people want to know anything about me that isn't in my profile. Then I will be more than happy to talk to them.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I'm O-ve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not naturally blonde, I have so many grey hairs I need to have it highlighted........ I use hair dye on my landing strip as theres more grey than dark!

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington

We run a pigeon sanctuary in the local town square

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have one leg longer than the other one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We run a pigeon sanctuary in the local town square"

That the lady here has a lovely shaped bum

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington


"We run a pigeon sanctuary in the local town square

That the lady here has a lovely shaped bum "

Do you mean the lady at your local pigeon sanctuary or me? If you mean me I Thank you but think you need to visit Specsavers

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over a year ago


"We run a pigeon sanctuary in the local town square

That the lady here has a lovely shaped bum

Do you mean the lady at your local pigeon sanctuary or me? If you mean me I Thank you but think you need to visit Specsavers "

I do mean you and I only speak the truth and there's nothing wrong with my eyesight. I know what I like and I like what I see. Very tasty

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By *heekyladyCouple
over a year ago

manchester

I'm a sarcastic bitch at times ...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I am a secret millionaire and intend to remain that way.

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington


"We run a pigeon sanctuary in the local town square

That the lady here has a lovely shaped bum

Do you mean the lady at your local pigeon sanctuary or me? If you mean me I Thank you but think you need to visit Specsavers

I do mean you and I only speak the truth and there's nothing wrong with my eyesight. I know what I like and I like what I see. Very tasty "

On that case a hesrt felt thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We run a pigeon sanctuary in the local town square

That the lady here has a lovely shaped bum

Do you mean the lady at your local pigeon sanctuary or me? If you mean me I Thank you but think you need to visit Specsavers

I do mean you and I only speak the truth and there's nothing wrong with my eyesight. I know what I like and I like what I see. Very tasty

On that case a hesrt felt thank you "

That's why some guys ask on a couples profile if the girl will meet alone as sometimes they do and sometimes they are so hot. Its worth asking. And you're welcome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i got a thing for cumming over big breasts

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"i got a thing for cumming over big breasts "

At the chicken counter in Asda ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on who's Spartacus ?

I'm Spartacus !!!! "

NO AM SPARTACUS !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i got a thing for cumming over big breasts

At the chicken counter in Asda ?"

I once went into an asda store and asked a lady checkout colleague. Do you rollback every item that's in the store? She replied "Yes that is the asda promise". So I whipped out my cock. Put it on the belt and said "Rollback that then love"

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I am of the religion! I strike fast without warning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a degree but prefer to have fun

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington


"I am of the religion! I strike fast without warning "

Was that you just tickling my bum with a feather?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I am of the religion! I strike fast without warning

Was that you just tickling my bum with a feather?"

Twasn't a feather hunnie!!! he he xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i work in telecommunications and cant string a sentence together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heres a fun fact " C" is very wealthy and keeps it a secret i didnt find out for years.. Whoops :/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an apprentice tattoo artist, also draw and paint, have sold a few... Other half is a pain in the arse

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington


"I am of the religion! I strike fast without warning

Was that you just tickling my bum with a feather?

Twasn't a feather hunnie!!! he he xx"

Now I'm intregued. It definately felt like a feather

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I am one of the usual suspects

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm really a tall, leggy brunette... or it might be that I'm sometimes delusional.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once worked in Tony Blairs house and sniffed Cheries dirty knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is bernard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had three c-sections and a boob job in 6 years...

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I am of the religion! I strike fast without warning

Was that you just tickling my bum with a feather?

Twasn't a feather hunnie!!! he he xx

Now I'm intregued. It definately felt like a feather "

I have a very velvety tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're not as assertive as our profile makes us sound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it ain't on my profile you don't need to know it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Provide a fact about yourself hitherto unmentioned via your profile and forum scribed musings ?

I'm a journalist "

I'm...

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By *allDarkFoxForYou OP   Man
over a year ago

Winchester/London


"could"t risk that information with a journalist sorry

Ha! Ha!

You have my word that my lips are sealed.

Ditto my pen ?

me neither you might just email the story to your boss "

That would never happen as I am said boss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My name is bernard "

Nursey is that you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My penis is thicker than my wrist ..."

Hello. Would be pleased to meet

You

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the son of Satan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My penis is thicker than my wrist ..."

You must have broken your wrist a few times then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am sane!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm shy

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I am sane!!!!!!! "

Who are you trying to kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am sane!!!!!!!

Who are you trying to kid "

are u disputing this fact ??? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I am currently talking to a beautiful woman.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I am sane!!!!!!! "

Hahahahaha! Pull the other one Minxie Lol

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Im quite shy on the real till you get to no me

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I am sane!!!!!!!

Who are you trying to kid

are u disputing this fact ??? lol "

if hes not I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Help they're ganging up on me!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just farted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really am an angel

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I think there are a lot of fibbers on this thread!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won 2 Gold medals at the European junior karate championships when I was 9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the walrus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I write the songs that make the whole world sing.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Help they're ganging up on me!!!!! "

Whoohoo gang bang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only had 2 boyfriends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am the walrus"

I am Spartacus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a workaholic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm a secret multimillionaire - whoops, the secret's out!! "Ö

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that my guy is one of the most dominate guys you could meet

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By *andis funWoman
over a year ago

forest of dreams

im so some say crazy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like a cheeky finger up my bum when getting sucked off by a woman

I like to pop a cheeky finger up a mans bum when sucking them off !! "

Sounds good to me )

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington


"I am of the religion! I strike fast without warning

Was that you just tickling my bum with a feather?

Twasn't a feather hunnie!!! he he xx

Now I'm intregued. It definately felt like a feather

I have a very velvety tongue "

Well hello FrechBambi

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By *allDarkFoxForYou OP   Man
over a year ago

Winchester/London


"I won 2 Gold medals at the European junior karate championships when I was 9 "

That's a fantastic achievement.

Did you continue with the karate and win further awards ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can walk on my hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have ten copies of Alice in wonderland ( the book), at least it was ten at last count

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