FabSwingers.com forum: Men: what are the most common turnoffs from women on here?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Inspired and pretty much copied from another thread. Men, what puts you off a womans profile?

(I can see this being a very short thread!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Inspired and pretty much copied from another thread. Men, what puts you off a womans profile?

(I can see this being a very short thread!)

My predisposition to accepting that I have no realistic chance with them at all,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they dn't reply to my mails!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Negative foul mouthed demanding diva bitchy profiles (why pride yourself in being a bitch ?)

Close up chopped liver flap shots.

Constant negative updates....Ffs this, Ffs that etc

Guess this could be applied to blokes too :-\

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Negative foul mouthed demanding diva bitchy profiles (why pride yourself in being a bitch ?)

Close up chopped liver flap shots.

Constant negative updates....Ffs this, Ffs that etc

Guess this could be applied to blokes too :-\

Seen loads of these. Don't know how they get meets at all. If i met a woman in bar with that attitude i wouldn't give them the time time of day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairy Muffs!

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Pierced nipples/privates

Gunts

The excessive fake tans

Fake lengthy eyelashes

Thumbrings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Negative foul mouthed demanding diva bitchy profiles (why pride yourself in being a bitch ?)

Close up chopped liver flap shots.

Constant negative updates....Ffs this, Ffs that etc

Guess this could be applied to blokes too :-\

I had to chip in here close up shots are awful I hate seeing them on pics. in fact we don't mail anyone with them on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gunts

Gunts?

..is that a Hairy muff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Negative foul mouthed demanding diva bitchy profiles (why pride yourself in being a bitch ?)

Close up chopped liver flap shots.

Constant negative updates....Ffs this, Ffs that etc

Guess this could be applied to blokes too :-\

I had to chip in here close up shots are awful I hate seeing them on pics. in fact we don't mail anyone with them on "

I was wondering if the ladies would read this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep reading

Just off to change profile...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep reading

Just off to change profile...

Please include the word diva in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading ...not changing a thing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm changing for no-one!

Unless you go by the name of Gerard Butler, Hugh Jackman, Robert Downey Jr, Bon Jovi, Or are infact the REAL Spartacus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep reading

Just off to change profile...

Please include the word diva in it

Profile update

Status now ffs ffs why doesn't anyone want to meet a snatch baring Diva

Kebab shot pics added

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reading ...not changing a thing lol "

why would you want too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep reading

Just off to change profile...

Please include the word diva in it

Profile update

Status now ffs ffs why doesn't anyone want to meet a snatch baring Diva

Kebab shot pics added

They will be queuing up I am sure as reading your profile or status is a bit much to ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairy mary....squished up ham butty shots.....and loads of bareback shots these put me off ladies

Also the ranty profiles i give them a miss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reading ...not changing a thing lol

why would you want too.

Wasn't sure if I need a bit of diva added.to it lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When there's loads of mess in the background, if you can't keep a clean room chances are you don't keep yourself clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When there's loads of mess in the background, if you can't keep a clean room chances are you don't keep yourself clean"

I would never put a photo up with mess but I'm not a domestic goddess... But I'm always clean lol x

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

"Inspired and pretty much copied from another thread. Men, what puts you off a womans profile?

(I can see this being a very short thread!)

What a brilliant idea for a thread!

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

"Pierced nipples/privates

Gunts

The excessive fake tans

Fake lengthy eyelashes

Thumbrings"

What on earth is a gunt??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Inspired and pretty much copied from another thread. Men, what puts you off a womans profile?

(I can see this being a very short thread!)

What a brilliant idea for a thread!"

Thanks

obviously you should have some of the credit, say, 27%?

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

For me:

1) Constant negativity and bitchiness.

2) being wishy washy... Not making their mind up. One minute they like something, next minute they don't, etc.

3) irrational/mysterious thought patterns!

4) the inability to understand them properly!

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lack of vowels or lots of text speak in the description. Can understand it a little if they're 19 but if you're 39 and you do it then ill probably move on unless you're Paulie Puretti

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

"For me:

1) Constant negativity and bitchiness.

2) being wishy washy... Not making their mind up. One minute they like something, next minute they don't, etc.

3) irrational/mysterious thought patterns!

4) the inability to understand them properly!

Haha!"

Oh, also, if they act like they're the best looking woman ever. That's a total turnoff.

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

Oh, also, if they act like they're the best looking woman ever. That's a total turnoff."

Depends. I like women that exude confidence. And to a certain degree, SOME (not all) need to feel like they are the best looking woman around to do so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gunt

1). noun.

A protruding sack of fat which extends from the lower abdomen to the upper genital area (gut+cunt=gunt).

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"Pierced nipples/privates

Gunts

The excessive fake tans

Fake lengthy eyelashes

Thumbrings

What on earth is a gunt??

Gunt is for a fat person like myself, where your gut hangs over your cunt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pierced nipples/privates

Gunts

The excessive fake tans

Fake lengthy eyelashes

Thumbrings

What on earth is a gunt??

Gunt is for a fat person like myself, where your gut hangs over your cunt

I think as a species we can come up with a better name for it then that

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"gunt

1). noun.

A protruding sack of fat which extends from the lower abdomen to the upper genital area (gut+cunt=gunt).

You beat me to it

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By *iggamanMan
over a year ago

London

demanding pictures are sent when they don't evan have any themselves

she might like me but how do i know if i like her??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was wondering if the ladies would read this thread"

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

And now i know what a gunt is, lol

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"Pierced nipples/privates

Gunts

The excessive fake tans

Fake lengthy eyelashes

Thumbrings

What on earth is a gunt??

Gunt is for a fat person like myself, where your gut hangs over your cunt

I think as a species we can come up with a better name for it then that"

Im not fussed, used to all the name calling by now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And now i know what a gunt is, lol"

I know have to run and hide sobbing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep reading

Just off to change profile...

Please include the word diva in it

Now now, that just makes you an attention seeker too....very off putting too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" lots of text speak "

Text speak is just another way of saying F you English language.

Apart from the usual lol etc..etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would a male equivalent be called a gock or a gick?

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"Would a male equivalent be called a gock or a gick?"

Nah, just a beer belly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"gunt

1). noun.

A protruding sack of fat which extends from the lower abdomen to the upper genital area (gut+cunt=gunt).

Fantastic text book definition.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" lots of text speak

Text speak is just another way of saying F you English language.

Apart from the usual lol etc..etc"

I don't mind a little bit- the odd word or two, but when it takes five minutes to decipher the words and work out where the punctuation should be it just makes me think they're lazy (and before anyone points out dyslexia- major and fairly obvious difference between poor spelling and lazy bollox text nonsense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Negative foul mouthed demanding diva bitchy profiles (why pride yourself in being a bitch ?)

Close up chopped liver flap shots.

Constant negative updates....Ffs this, Ffs that etc

Guess this could be applied to blokes too :-\

I had to chip in here close up shots are awful I hate seeing them on pics. in fact we don't mail anyone with them on

I was wondering if the ladies would read this thread"

I am reading and taking note

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairy bums is the biggest turn off for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When there's loads of mess in the background, if you can't keep a clean room chances are you don't keep yourself clean"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Me not being in their age range always annoys me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just because there are more men to women doesnt mean you are gods what if all we want to do is chat and you tar us with the same brush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Negative foul mouthed demanding diva bitchy profiles (why pride yourself in being a bitch ?)

Close up chopped liver flap shots.

Constant negative updates....Ffs this, Ffs that etc

Guess this could be applied to blokes too :-\

I had to chip in here close up shots are awful I hate seeing them on pics. in fact we don't mail anyone with them on

I was wondering if the ladies would read this thread

I am reading and taking note

Ha ha oh come on, you ladies have the numbers in your favour, you can be how you wish and attention I bet.....there's a lot of desperate men out there !

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By *i de BiCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Tattoo's on their breasts .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tattoo's on their breasts ....."

Really? any particular reason or just personal preference?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would a male equivalent be called a gock or a gick?

Nah, just a beer belly."

An Australian friend of mine calls it a veranda over the toy shop.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Negative foul mouthed demanding diva bitchy profiles (why pride yourself in being a bitch ?)

Close up chopped liver flap shots.

Constant negative updates....Ffs this, Ffs that etc

Guess this could be applied to blokes too :-\

I had to chip in here close up shots are awful I hate seeing them on pics. in fact we don't mail anyone with them on

I was wondering if the ladies would read this thread

I am reading and taking note

Ha ha oh come on, you ladies have the numbers in your favour, you can be how you wish and attention I bet.....there's a lot of desperate men out there ! "

Gee thanks. So we only get desperate men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women who think their vagina is the holy grail n continue the theme with the assumptions that ALL us men are residual knights from Richard the lionhearts crusade n utterly grateful to get up ANY pussy thus giving themselves that holier than thou attitude on their profile

Frankly a fanny is a fanny is a fanny! WHO it is attached to is far more important and that kinda attitude methinks is a person I've no inclination to meet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Negative foul mouthed demanding diva bitchy profiles (why pride yourself in being a bitch ?)

Close up chopped liver flap shots.

Constant negative updates....Ffs this, Ffs that etc

Guess this could be applied to blokes too :-\

I had to chip in here close up shots are awful I hate seeing them on pics. in fact we don't mail anyone with them on

I was wondering if the ladies would read this thread

I am reading and taking note

Ha ha oh come on, you ladies have the numbers in your favour, you can be how you wish and attention I bet.....there's a lot of desperate men out there !

Gee thanks. So we only get desperate men.

Of course not, just message me an let me prove you wrong. Please, message me. I'ts your loss if you don't. I'm not desperate. So message me, it will be fun. You'll love it. If you don't your a time waster. You're a fake. Go on message me. I'm sorry. Let me make it up to you

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By *isandreTV/TS
over a year ago

Durham

I don't like those women who stand with one foot in the toilet when they are taking a pee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Negative foul mouthed demanding diva bitchy profiles (why pride yourself in being a bitch ?)

Close up chopped liver flap shots.

Constant negative updates....Ffs this, Ffs that etc

Guess this could be applied to blokes too :-\

I had to chip in here close up shots are awful I hate seeing them on pics. in fact we don't mail anyone with them on

I was wondering if the ladies would read this thread

I am reading and taking note

Ha ha oh come on, you ladies have the numbers in your favour, you can be how you wish and attention I bet.....there's a lot of desperate men out there !

Gee thanks. So we only get desperate men.

It would seem so. Have been offered the same comment myself. You girls have tits and womens bits, does not matter what you look like. The op obviously disagrees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually when the injunction comes through my door!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Usually when the injunction comes through my door!"

There's lucozade on my keyboard now

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By *riskygazMan
over a year ago

birmingham

cum dripping from there mouth :-$ am I suppose to get turned on at the sight of another mans cum dripping from your mouth, Mmmm well it has the opposite affect on me lol.

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By *iggamanMan
over a year ago

London

"cum dripping from there mouth :-$ am I suppose to get turned on at the sight of another mans cum dripping from your mouth, Mmmm well it has the opposite affect on me lol."

would put me right of kissing her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women thinking they are gods gift thinking that they are better then us men . deffo the single ones some do not realise when the male half talks to them the wife girlfriend is next to them on cam and you getting ignored they get remembered by my wife lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cum dripping from there mouth :-$ am I suppose to get turned on at the sight of another mans cum dripping from your mouth, Mmmm well it has the opposite affect on me lol.

would put me right of kissing her

yet for some men that's huge turn on.. I do think more men dislike it though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cum dripping from there mouth :-$ am I suppose to get turned on at the sight of another mans cum dripping from your mouth, Mmmm well it has the opposite affect on me lol.

would put me right of kissing her

I'd have hoped she would have at least wiped her chin before her next meet though!

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By *hocmanxMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Being unfriendly and unsociable are my biggest turn offs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"cum dripping from there mouth :-$ am I suppose to get turned on at the sight of another mans cum dripping from your mouth, Mmmm well it has the opposite affect on me lol.

would put me right of kissing her

yet for some men that's huge turn on.. I do think more men dislike it though. "

Doesn't bother me one way or another. The majority of women on here have probably swallowed someone else's cum wether they take a picture or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Negative foul mouthed demanding diva bitchy profiles (why pride yourself in being a bitch ?)

Close up chopped liver flap shots.

Constant negative updates....Ffs this, Ffs that etc

Guess this could be applied to blokes too :-\

I had to chip in here close up shots are awful I hate seeing them on pics. in fact we don't mail anyone with them on

I was wondering if the ladies would read this thread

I am reading and taking note

Ha ha oh come on, you ladies have the numbers in your favour, you can be how you wish and attention I bet.....there's a lot of desperate men out there !

Gee thanks. So we only get desperate men.

Mmmm semantics me thinks.....get back on the other thread db

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By *iggamanMan
over a year ago

London

"cum dripping from there mouth :-$ am I suppose to get turned on at the sight of another mans cum dripping from your mouth, Mmmm well it has the opposite affect on me lol.

would put me right of kissing her

yet for some men that's huge turn on.. I do think more men dislike it though. "

i agree each to there own i say

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Yeah let's hate on the chicks bros! (((HIGH FIVE)))

For me it's the needy bishes yo.

If I have not replied to three consecutive messages I probably will never. Let it go.

And always refer to me as Sir FFS! How many times!?

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By *iggamanMan
over a year ago

London

"cum dripping from there mouth :-$ am I suppose to get turned on at the sight of another mans cum dripping from your mouth, Mmmm well it has the opposite affect on me lol.

would put me right of kissing her

I'd have hoped she would have at least wiped her chin before her next meet though!"

lol that's not what i mean and you know it but that did make me laugh

it's just not for me i guess just prefer to not to see a mouth full of someones else cum my own is a different story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gals who look fuck all like their pics.

I messaged a hot gal that had nice big tits and a shaven haven! She had the cheek to turn up at mine with a skirt and jumper on ffs!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gals who look fuck all like their pics.

I messaged a hot gal that had nice big tits and a shaven haven! She had the cheek to turn up at mine with a skirt and jumper on ffs!!"

So many fakes on here mate

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Single fem profiles which state they will only meet with fb present......well get a bloody couples profile then .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Single fem profiles which state they will only meet with fb present......well get a bloody couples profile then .....

Whats wrong with that. I bring my mum to meets but were not a couple

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Single fem profiles which state they will only meet with fb present......well get a bloody couples profile then .....

Whats wrong with that. I bring my mum to meets but were not a couple"

Your mum is your fb ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No. She just likes to make sure I'm safe. I'm an only child, you know how it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. She just likes to make sure I'm safe. I'm an only child, you know how it is "

fook off

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By *i de BiCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"Tattoo's on their breasts .....

Really? any particular reason or just personal preference?"

Just personal preference , I think they look horrible on breasts....even if she was really attractive.

A heavy tattooed guy is a turn off for Ruth. But we do both have tattoos ourselves, on our backs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tattoo's on their breasts .....

Really? any particular reason or just personal preference?

Just personal preference , I think they look horrible on breasts....even if she was really attractive.

A heavy tattooed guy is a turn off for Ruth. But we do both have tattoos ourselves, on our backs."

Just fuck her doggy style then! Problem sorted!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No. She just likes to make sure I'm safe. I'm an only child, you know how it is

fook off

Haha well obviously I'm joking. I haven't had a meet yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most annoying thing is when you know its a man making out hes a woman thats got to be the worst,keep smiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. She just likes to make sure I'm safe. I'm an only child, you know how it is

fook off

Haha well obviously I'm joking. I haven't had a meet yet

hey you never know on here, I've heard of worse

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"No. She just likes to make sure I'm safe. I'm an only child, you know how it is

fook off

Haha well obviously I'm joking. I haven't had a meet yet

hey you never know on here, I've heard of worse

Worse than that !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. She just likes to make sure I'm safe. I'm an only child, you know how it is "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles stating only well endowed need apply

Thats just sizeist. Also profiles stating only handsome gents apply. Am mean ffs ltd a swinging site not a fookin beauty contest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. She just likes to make sure I'm safe. I'm an only child, you know how it is

fook off

Haha well obviously I'm joking. I haven't had a meet yet

hey you never know on here, I've heard of worse

I actually had a message asking for a meet in Morrisons cafe for a coffee, (which is just along my road). When i got there, she was sitting with her mum n dad after having done the weekly shop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. She just likes to make sure I'm safe. I'm an only child, you know how it is "

Do you give her 3 rings to let her know your home safe? ... Awww bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has had me in stitches

All you men will have overflowing in boxes after this one

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By *iggamanMan
over a year ago

London

"No. She just likes to make sure I'm safe. I'm an only child, you know how it is

fook off

Haha well obviously I'm joking. I haven't had a meet yet

that's because you want to bring you mum along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rudeness.. Common courtesy goes a long way in my book...

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By *iggamanMan
over a year ago

London

"This thread has had me in stitches

All you men will have overflowing in boxes after this one

something must be wrong with my inbox not had one message today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No. She just likes to make sure I'm safe. I'm an only child, you know how it is

Do you give her 3 rings to let her know your home safe? ... Awww bless

It's 2013 now, I poke her on facebook

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

women who are know alls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ones that demand a face pic on first message and don't have one them self

and im sorry, I've got to say it

I dont like messaging women with a **legal notice to sydney university** status on there profile (there's one on mine but its a parody so its ok)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least I know who to avoid now

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington

Gunts

Gunts?

..is that a Hairy muff?"

....... I thought a hairy muff was a growler

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gunts

Gunts?

..is that a Hairy muff?

....... I thought a hairy muff was a growler

Depends how hungry it is I think

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington

Fair point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it's the needy bishes yo.

If I have not replied to three consecutive messages I probably will never. Let it go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. She just likes to make sure I'm safe. I'm an only child, you know how it is

Do you give her 3 rings to let her know your home safe? ... Awww bless

It's 2013 now, I poke her on facebook"

That sounds wrong on sooooo many levels young man!

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Arrogance - so often apparently based upon the mistaken idea that they are in some way superior to men, clearly forgetting we're all just human.

Women's profiles insisting upon face pictures in all messages without any intention of sending one in return - a hypocritical adjunct of the above.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No. She just likes to make sure I'm safe. I'm an only child, you know how it is

Do you give her 3 rings to let her know your home safe? ... Awww bless

It's 2013 now, I poke her on facebook

That sounds wrong on sooooo many levels young man!

I'll say pretty much anything if it gets a laugh out of people

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"No. She just likes to make sure I'm safe. I'm an only child, you know how it is

Do you give her 3 rings to let her know your home safe? ... Awww bless

It's 2013 now, I poke her on facebook

That sounds wrong on sooooo many levels young man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(guys we are ahead of the ladies thread by at least 3 posts)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No verifications.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just thought of my number 1 turn off of any woman on here EVER!

I've been speaking to a few women on here and a couple of them have been impossible to have a conversation with. One word replys, don't ask anything, barely say anything. It's like, why bother

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"Just thought of my number 1 turn off of any woman on here EVER!

I've been speaking to a few women on here and a couple of them have been impossible to have a conversation with. One word replys, don't ask anything, barely say anything. It's like, why bother "

At that point, it is usually evident they aren't interested, or have had a "better" offer for them.

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington

"Just thought of my number 1 turn off of any woman on here EVER!

I've been speaking to a few women on here and a couple of them have been impossible to have a conversation with. One word replys, don't ask anything, barely say anything. It's like, why bother "

Right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 10 commandments on a profile kills my bonner instantly.

Also profiles that scream me me me me me me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just thought of my number 1 turn off of any woman on here EVER!

I've been speaking to a few women on here and a couple of them have been impossible to have a conversation with. One word replys, don't ask anything, barely say anything. It's like, why bother

At that point, it is usually evident they aren't interested, or have had a "better" offer for them."

Probably, but I'd rather they just said so. Anyway, no interest in meeting people like that.

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over a year ago

"Just thought of my number 1 turn off of any woman on here EVER!

I've been speaking to a few women on here and a couple of them have been impossible to have a conversation with. One word replys, don't ask anything, barely say anything. It's like, why bother

Right"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(guys we are ahead of the ladies thread by at least 3 posts)

Reminds me must add on the other thread about whining whinging men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When their profile amounts to little more than one big rant - & a copied one at that!!!

Reminds me of my ex mother in law - 'yyeewww'!!!

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"(guys we are ahead of the ladies thread by at least 3 posts)

Reminds me must add on the other thread about whining whinging men

You mean a thread about whining whingeing men by a whining whingeing

woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to say we are heartily sick of 99% of the women on here. Most of them have an attitude and clearly don't own a mirror.

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over a year ago

"I have to say we are heartily sick of 99% of the women on here. Most of them have an attitude and clearly don't own a mirror."

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By *hocmanxMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Single fem profiles which state they will only meet with fb present......well get a bloody couples profile then .....

Whats wrong with that. I bring my mum to meets but were not a couple

Your mum is your fb ?

sounds like an episode of Jeremy Kyle

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I think if I ever got to the point where this site frustrated and annoyed me as much as it clearly does some of the members on this thread....I'd quit and try somewhere, or something else.

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington

"I have to say we are heartily sick of 99% of the women on here. Most of them have an attitude and clearly don't own a mirror.

Some may have a mirror but choose not to look in it

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over a year ago

"I think if I ever got to the point where this site frustrated and annoyed me as much as it clearly does some of the members on this thread....I'd quit and try somewhere, or something else.

I haven't been on here enough to get annoyed at the people on here, but I am enjoying the forums alot so I'd probably end up staying for that ether way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are turned off by pictures of woman with a mouthful of cum dribbling out. That personally makes me heave. Its awful when someone has it as an avatar and I can't escape it

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington

"We are turned off by pictures of woman with a mouthful of cum dribbling out. That personally makes me heave. Its awful when someone has it as an avatar and I can't escape it

Ooops sorry. But at least we have had the decency to put it in our friends only pics

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Personally. I completely swerve the "gunge-stick-abusers" (Smokers) of either sex. I know that may be construed as nicotinist and everyone has the right to inhale hydrogen cyanide. But Im just a bit old fashioned that way, I suppose...

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Personally. I completely swerve the "gunge-stick-abusers" (Smokers) of either sex. I know that may be construed as nicotinist and everyone has the right to inhale hydrogen cyanide. But Im just a bit old fashioned that way, I suppose...

I'm a smoker and understand this completely. We do whiff a bit.

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over a year ago

"Single fem profiles which state they will only meet with fb present......well get a bloody couples profile then .....

Whats wrong with that. I bring my mum to meets but were not a couple

Your mum is your fb ?

sounds like an episode of Jeremy Kyle"

Nearly fell off the chair laughing!!!

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over a year ago

"I have to say we are heartily sick of 99% of the women on here. Most of them have an attitude and clearly don't own a mirror.

Some may have a mirror but choose not to look in it"

Or they have one of those you get in the funfair hall of mirrors.

On a side note, is there any worse than a fanny that looks like a badly packed kebab and especially one that is also pale and pimply? Bleurgh.

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington

"I have to say we are heartily sick of 99% of the women on here. Most of them have an attitude and clearly don't own a mirror.

Some may have a mirror but choose not to look in it

Or they have one of those you get in the funfair hall of mirrors.

On a side note, is there any worse than a fanny that looks like a badly packed kebab and especially one that is also pale and pimply? Bleurgh.

Good job we put the pimply pic in friends only too

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over a year ago

"I have to say we are heartily sick of 99% of the women on here. Most of them have an attitude and clearly don't own a mirror.

Some may have a mirror but choose not to look in it

Or they have one of those you get in the funfair hall of mirrors.

On a side note, is there any worse than a fanny that looks like a badly packed kebab and especially one that is also pale and pimply? Bleurgh.

Good job we put the pimply pic in friends only too

Are you trying to get rid of your friends then?

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington

"I have to say we are heartily sick of 99% of the women on here. Most of them have an attitude and clearly don't own a mirror.

Some may have a mirror but choose not to look in it

Or they have one of those you get in the funfair hall of mirrors.

On a side note, is there any worse than a fanny that looks like a badly packed kebab and especially one that is also pale and pimply? Bleurgh.

Good job we put the pimply pic in friends only too

Are you trying to get rid of your friends then?

We hsve none

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over a year ago

"I have to say we are heartily sick of 99% of the women on here. Most of them have an attitude and clearly don't own a mirror.

Some may have a mirror but choose not to look in it

Or they have one of those you get in the funfair hall of mirrors.

On a side note, is there any worse than a fanny that looks like a badly packed kebab and especially one that is also pale and pimply? Bleurgh.

Good job we put the pimply pic in friends only too

Are you trying to get rid of your friends then?

We hsve none

Bet you had hundreds before the pimply pic went in though eh!

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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

"When there's loads of mess in the background, if you can't keep a clean room chances are you don't keep yourself clean"

Actually that's ball crap coz I'm a clutterer and I have two baths a day so ner ner lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you still breathing boys

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington

"I have to say we are heartily sick of 99% of the women on here. Most of them have an attitude and clearly don't own a mirror.

Some may have a mirror but choose not to look in it

Or they have one of those you get in the funfair hall of mirrors.

On a side note, is there any worse than a fanny that looks like a badly packed kebab and especially one that is also pale and pimply? Bleurgh.

Good job we put the pimply pic in friends only too

Are you trying to get rid of your friends then?

We hsve none

Bet you had hundreds before the pimply pic went in though eh! :-

Not even then

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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

"Gals who look fuck all like their pics.

I messaged a hot gal that had nice big tits and a shaven haven! She had the cheek to turn up at mine with a skirt and jumper on ffs!!

So many fakes on here mate"

I think u know I'm not mister!!!

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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

"No. She just likes to make sure I'm safe. I'm an only child, you know how it is "

Oh u silly bugger!!!! Lol thank god I know you're joking!!!

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over a year ago

"Gals who look fuck all like their pics.

I messaged a hot gal that had nice big tits and a shaven haven! She had the cheek to turn up at mine with a skirt and jumper on ffs!!

So many fakes on here mate

I think u know I'm not mister!!!

And how would I know that. We haven't met

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm totally bookmarking this thread!

*updates profile*

What's wrong with a thumb ring?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pierced nipples/privates

Gunts

The excessive fake tans

Fake lengthy eyelashes

Thumbrings"
But some guys like a pierced nipple.

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

OK now that I have finished laughing, I have written a checklist.

Oli's profile checklist

- Take ranty stuff of profile

- Delete pics of hairy badly packed kebab

- Buy mirror

- Use mirror

- Don't be a bitch

- Get tattoos removed from boobs

- Learn how to string a sentence together

- Only have pics up where I am sucking in and holding in my gunt

- Don't put up pics up cum dripping of my chin

- Quit smoking (ok this one doesn't quite get a thumb yet but I'm working on it. Nearly three weeks now with only one wobble

- Take off profile the requests for ONLY George Clooney/Ryan Gosling/Bradley Cooper/Gerard Butler lookalikes

- Don't be a grumpy mardy arse

OK I think I've got it. Crikey, this swinging business as a single girl is HARD WORK

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

Forgive the typos - I could barely stop laughing long enough to type properly....

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By *iggamanMan
over a year ago

London

"Pierced nipples/privates

Gunts

The excessive fake tans

Fake lengthy eyelashes

ThumbringsBut some guys like a pierced nipple. "

and some guys don't so....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm totally bookmarking this thread!

*updates profile*

What's wrong with a thumb ring?

Maybe it gets stuck up his arse?

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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

"OK now that I have finished laughing, I have written a checklist.

Oli's profile checklist

- Take ranty stuff of profile

- Delete pics of hairy badly packed kebab

- Buy mirror

- Use mirror

- Don't be a bitch

- Get tattoos removed from boobs

- Learn how to string a sentence together

- Only have pics up where I am sucking in and holding in my gunt

- Don't put up pics up cum dripping of my chin

- Quit smoking (ok this one doesn't quite get a thumb yet but I'm working on it. Nearly three weeks now with only one wobble

- Take off profile the requests for ONLY George Clooney/Ryan Gosling/Bradley Cooper/Gerard Butler lookalikes

- Don't be a grumpy mardy arse

OK I think I've got it. Crikey, this swinging business as a single girl is HARD WORK

Love it!!!! And I shall follow suit lol

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington

See as Oliviak and DirtyDee are willing to put done effort in, we would be willing to shag them. Even with the glaed

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington

*some

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington

*flaws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs hippo is quietly sitting in a corner sobbing and stroking her gunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to know what a gunt is.

Is it like the porch over the toy shop?

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"No. She just likes to make sure I'm safe. I'm an only child, you know how it is

fook off

Haha well obviously I'm joking. I haven't had a meet yet

hey you never know on here, I've heard of worse

I actually had a message asking for a meet in Morrisons cafe for a coffee, (which is just along my road). When i got there, she was sitting with her mum n dad after having done the weekly shop!

LMFAO classic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OK now that I have finished laughing, I have written a checklist.

Oli's profile checklist

- Take ranty stuff of profile

- Delete pics of hairy badly packed kebab

- Buy mirror

- Use mirror

- Don't be a bitch

- Get tattoos removed from boobs

- Learn how to string a sentence together

- Only have pics up where I am sucking in and holding in my gunt

- Don't put up pics up cum dripping of my chin

- Quit smoking (ok this one doesn't quite get a thumb yet but I'm working on it. Nearly three weeks now with only one wobble

- Take off profile the requests for ONLY George Clooney/Ryan Gosling/Bradley Cooper/Gerard Butler lookalikes

- Don't be a grumpy mardy arse

OK I think I've got it. Crikey, this swinging business as a single girl is HARD WORK

If you want to meet you got to put the effort in you know. The lads on here aren't that easy

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say it as it is,,,fat cow"

Love you too beany! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to know what a gunt is.

Is it like the porch over the toy shop?"

GUNT - is a word invented on here which describes an.... ahem......sizeable female whose stomach hangs so low it is virtually covering her c**t - hence the word Gunt ! A combination of gut and c**t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what is the male equivalent then?

A gock? Or just a *** *******

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what is the male equivalent then?

A gock? Or just a *** *******"

Probably just a fat idiot wiv a shrunken winkle lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So what is the male equivalent then?

A gock? Or just a *** *******"

ha ha i asked the exact same question. I like the work gick though

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over a year ago

If we're meeting a fem my biggest turn off is a badly packed kebab. I always try to see a pic before we meet because I know it would ruin the moment if when I peeled her knickers off, several rolls of fanny flap flipped out & I couldn't find her clit!! ....Leaving myself open to people saying I am being a hypocrite here, although i hope not!!

Other turn offs include:

*20 pussy pics (one will suffice)

*no full body shots so we have no idea what size you are

*arrogant stuck up divas

Mrs P x

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over a year ago

"If we're meeting a fem my biggest turn off is a badly packed kebab. I always try to see a pic before we meet because I know it would ruin the moment if when I peeled her knickers off, several rolls of fanny flap flipped out & I couldn't find her clit!! ....Leaving myself open to people saying I am being a hypocrite here, although i hope not!!

Other turn offs include:

*20 pussy pics (one will suffice)

*no full body shots so we have no idea what size you are

*arrogant stuck up divas

Mrs P x"

Nope your kebab isn't spilling over the pitta bread.

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

Not so much multiple pussy pics, but the ones that end up looking gynaecological.

Trust me, i don't necessarily want to see your cervix.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not so much multiple pussy pics, but the ones that end up looking gynaecological.

Trust me, i don't necessarily want to see your cervix."

I totally agree!!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i was going to say I am not a fan of the "gyno" pics........

anyway if they make a huge list of demands then I quickly run on by...

actually a list of negative rants will do... I am here to have fun, I don't need bitchiness.... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thank god oreo neber had these rules or i would still be a single girl on fab

. he must like mess and gunts (whatever that is ) and just for info i am very clean but hey as i have little too no interest in guys may make more mess in pics to put them off

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What an interesting speed read this thread was

Things I feel I need to take on board and change as a result......nothing

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Been following this thread and it has made me chuckle on more than one occasion.

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