FabSwingers.com forum: Why I don't click on peoples profiles anymore

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I did not know that if I clicked on profiles, people could see I had looked, so now I have stopped after receiving the following messages from people:

"Oy fuck off looking at my wife you nonce"

"who stuck the black tape over your eyses you pervy twat? LOL"

"My God, our kids hamster has a bigger cock"

Not nice really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did not know that if I clicked on profiles, people could see I had looked, so now I have stopped after receiving the following messages from people:

"Oy fuck off looking at my wife you nonce"

"who stuck the black tape over your eyses you pervy twat? LOL"

"My God, our kids hamster has a bigger cock"

Not nice really

no darlin not nice at all.... just going to inspect the hamster xx

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Thats not nice is it so what you can do to prevent having your feelings hurt is go into your privacy page and opt out of showing that you've looked at peoples profiles

;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl, you have been here a week, either get a sense of humour or report the abuse.

if peopele have been that bad surly it says more about them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats not nice is it so what you can do to prevent having your feelings hurt is go into your privacy page and opt out of showing that you've looked at peoples profiles

;)"

Yeah its great...legal stalking

lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

omg how rude why the hell do ppl have to be so nasty at times if they dont want their profiles looked at then leave the site its quite simple to delete ur profile they should think themselfs lucky ppl wanna have a look at it in the first place

luv jacs

xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh I did not know I could do that privacy thing, will sort that now

I have a sense of humour hotwet, I still buy VIZ and laugh till I wee sometimes! but some bits I don't find funny

See, I am real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anybody else this Mr SJ has a look of Jeffrey Archer about him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DEFO lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats sick really would of report em

well since the new (look at me section) came about i have notice that most of the hits were guys why i dunno when it states clearly iam straight an only looking for woman sigh

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

unusual doesnt stop the window lookers

or should i say lickers lol some men just like to check out the competition

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anybody else this Mr SJ has a look of Jeffrey Archer about him?"

Yes yes lol (laughing out loudly) heard it before and Norman Tebbitt and also him that used to read the news years ago on ITV who drank a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thats sick really would of report em

well since the new (look at me section) came about i have notice that most of the hits were guys why i dunno when it states clearly iam straight an only looking for woman sigh "

How would they know that with out looking first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i never get horrible messages ,,, am i missing out ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i never get horrible messages ,,, am i missing out ???"

check ur in box lol xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol i sent one too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol i sent one too

ladies with gr8 chesticles think alike xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok ,,, point taken lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol i sent one too

ladies with gr8 chesticles think alike xxxx"

LOL no we are just both bored

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

"thats sick really would of report em

well since the new (look at me section) came about i have notice that most of the hits were guys why i dunno when it states clearly iam straight an only looking for woman sigh

How would they know that with out looking first?"

Also people that post here get their profiles looked at more often; it's to see a bit about the person that’s posting, not a sexual orientation issue. (At least not for me. LOL)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

true.......lol..... i shall have to sort this leg out u know i wondered why id been walking like id graduated from the minisrty ov funny walks xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes, no body likes being called names, I was just looking round the site (have changed my privacy thing now) but hey, it is done now

But, I am used to having the jizz taken out of me at work anyway, by the girls mostly, they think I'm an easy target due to my age and hairstyle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you get that wood worm sorted?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"thats sick really would of report em

well since the new (look at me section) came about i have notice that most of the hits were guys why i dunno when it states clearly iam straight an only looking for woman sigh

How would they know that with out looking first?

Also people that post here get their profiles looked at more often; it's to see a bit about the person that’s posting, not a sexual orientation issue. (At least not for me. LOL)"

Yeh yeh thats what they all say hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you get that wood worm sorted?"

yeah think so got a man coming next wednesday to give me sorry it the once over

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Yes, no body likes being called names, I was just looking round the site (have changed my privacy thing now) but hey, it is done now

But, I am used to having the jizz taken out of me at work anyway, by the girls mostly, they think I'm an easy target due to my age and hairstyle"

Most men would be happy to say that the girls at work take the jizz out of them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just had something similar from a very rude couple

tried 2 add me to there friends

list were it states i clearly don't meet them

only single fems

n the end email they were going to threating me (thanks.....we will let everyone know your a ........) is what they said

an now have block me

i mean i have already met singles fems an plan 2 meet again after the holidays

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes, no body likes being called names, I was just looking round the site (have changed my privacy thing now) but hey, it is done now

But, I am used to having the jizz taken out of me at work anyway, by the girls mostly, they think I'm an easy target due to my age and hairstyle

Most men would be happy to say that the girls at work take the jizz out of them lol

No I disagree, when girls take the jizz, they are basically having a go at you and laughing behind your back, I would much prefer that people actually laugh at my face (like they did at School) you know where you stand then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, no body likes being called names, I was just looking round the site (have changed my privacy thing now) but hey, it is done now

But, I am used to having the jizz taken out of me at work anyway, by the girls mostly, they think I'm an easy target due to my age and hairstyle"

Well we think your profile and banter is ace.Very droll,keep posting.

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, no body likes being called names, I was just looking round the site (have changed my privacy thing now) but hey, it is done now

But, I am used to having the jizz taken out of me at work anyway, by the girls mostly, they think I'm an easy target due to my age and hairstyle

Well we think your profile and banter is ace.Very droll,keep posting.

XXXX"

here here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

top ho ,, keep up the good banter xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, no body likes being called names, I was just looking round the site (have changed my privacy thing now) but hey, it is done now

But, I am used to having the jizz taken out of me at work anyway, by the girls mostly, they think I'm an easy target due to my age and hairstyle

Well we think your profile and banter is ace.Very droll,keep posting.

XXXX

here here"

here here +1 xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, no body likes being called names, I was just looking round the site (have changed my privacy thing now) but hey, it is done now

But, I am used to having the jizz taken out of me at work anyway, by the girls mostly, they think I'm an easy target due to my age and hairstyle

Well we think your profile and banter is ace.Very droll,keep posting.

XXXX"

Sorry,that should have read "are ace". Mustn't let standards slip,just because we're perves.

XXXX

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Yes, no body likes being called names, I was just looking round the site (have changed my privacy thing now) but hey, it is done now

But, I am used to having the jizz taken out of me at work anyway, by the girls mostly, they think I'm an easy target due to my age and hairstyle

Most men would be happy to say that the girls at work take the jizz out of them lol

Im not going to win any friends here. On two of your postings on this thread you have mentioned having the mickey taken out of you at school, you also mention people laughing at you at work. You where clearly upset by the messages you recieved. If you look back over this thread its all negative. Be happy with yourself, none of us are oil paintings, but join in, have a laugh. People wont take the mickey for long or if they do they will be laughing with you and not at you. What you look like is only an outer shell, if people get to see you are a good fun guy it wont matter what you look like. You will get invited to parties, socials ect. The person i know on here who has the best social life is a single guy who goes to places on his own and has so many friends that hes made because hes a fun, cute guy. Dont laugh at yourself, learn to have respect for yourself, only then will you get it from others.xxkarenxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I luv Diamond xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my wooden leg loves diamond now too

xxxxx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"my wooden leg loves diamond now too

xxxxx"

Dont talk to me about wooden legs lol they found a severed head 8 miles from me yesterday. Then last night i spoke to my friend on the [phone who has 2 wooden legs (true as i sit here) he has burghers disease, and f*** me the guy whos fitting my kitchen popped round today and he has half his toes missing he coincidently has burghers disease and to top all that up my dad has one eye. Dont think i know any whole people

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"my wooden leg loves diamond now too

xxxxx

I luvs Diamond as well xxxx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

and i love you all (((((((((((((((((((((hugs)))))))))))))))))))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and i love you all (((((((((((((((((((((hugs)))))))))))))))))))"

huge hugs back at ya for making me grin ((((((((((((HUG))))))))))))))))))))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my wooden leg loves diamond now too

xxxxx

Bugger that! No more Big Mac's for me if that's what happens

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"my wooden leg loves diamond now too

xxxxx

Bugger that! No more Big Mac's for me if that's what happens

XXXX"

LMAO

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"my wooden leg loves diamond now too

xxxxx

Bugger that! No more Big Mac's for me if that's what happens

XXXX"

Tell you something funnier, paul (the one with false legs was in bed with his girlfriend woke up couldnt find his leg (he only had one false one then) the puppy had buried it in the garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my wooden leg loves diamond now too

xxxxx

Bugger that! No more Big Mac's for me if that's what happens

XXXX

Tell you something funnier, paul (the one with false legs was in bed with his girlfriend woke up couldnt find his leg (he only had one false one then) the puppy had buried it in the garden"

Well at least if he's ever lost out in the wild,he can rub 'em together and start a fire,lol.

XXXX

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"my wooden leg loves diamond now too

xxxxx

Bugger that! No more Big Mac's for me if that's what happens

XXXX

Tell you something funnier, paul (the one with false legs was in bed with his girlfriend woke up couldnt find his leg (he only had one false one then) the puppy had buried it in the garden

Well at least if he's ever lost out in the wild,he can rub 'em together and start a fire,lol.

XXXX"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well I have nearly dropped my Horlicks I have laughed and laughed here, so funny about the false legs!

But thanks Diomandgirl for your kind words, I'm a jovial chap really you know, it is not all doom and gloom. I have not got 'Hollywood' star look (well maybe Lassie lol) but I'm not a total twonk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there is an option than you can un tick so that when you view some 1 profile

they will not no of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"there is an option than you can un tick so that when you view some 1 profile

they will not no of it"

Yes, I know that now thanks mate and have done it, so onbody will call me a 'pervy twat' again, well not on here anyway

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"there is an option than you can un tick so that when you view some 1 profile

they will not no of it

Yes, I know that now thanks mate and have done it, so onbody will call me a 'pervy twat' again, well not on here anyway"

Seriously though there is no need for that report em then hang em high i say ...i mean why have a profile if you dont want it looked at ...its mad

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"and i love you all (((((((((((((((((((((hugs)))))))))))))))))))"

yu been hiding bubba!!!!

hugggggggggggggggggggggssssssssssssssss xx

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Tell you something funnier, paul (the one with false legs was in bed with his girlfriend woke up couldnt find his leg (he only had one false one then) the puppy had buried it in the garden"

FFS, anyone know how to clean whisky and off a flat screen monitor??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to be honest ... that's funny !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm OK now, as I have altered my private set up so nobody can see when I look now, unfortunately, I got one more nasty message back before I did alter it:

"Hey Loner Ranger, why don't you go fuck Tonto!!!"

I reported them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did Tonto go away with a smile on his face ? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did Tonto go away with a smile on his face ? lol"

No, Tonto is a horse and I'm not into Animal sex or watersports, although I did accidently wee on a woman after I drank lots of diet , but she was asleep so did not notice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well horses do occasionally smile ..... take Princess Anne for example ..

Mind you, I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did Tonto go away with a smile on his face ? lol

No, Tonto is a horse and I'm not into Animal sex or watersports, although I did accidently wee on a woman after I drank lots of diet , but she was asleep so did not notice."

WTF ??? Tonto a horse ??? Just realised what you said - .....

Tonto is a Red Indian - Silver was the horse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well horses do occasionally smile ..... take Princess Anne for example ..

Mind you, I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire .."

Actually, I have met her and Princess Diane, both lovely but in different ways, Princes Anner ahd big teeth and smelt of lavander, Princess Diane was just lovley, she truly was the People's Princess, but she is dead now (Prince Philip did it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the Lone Arranger worked for the RBS bank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But look at the bright side...

Your verified.. and you have posted a message that you have a meet sorted soon...

Lifes a bitch eh lol.....

(Take no notice.... easiest eh)

Mike and Ju

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did Tonto go away with a smile on his face ? lol

No, Tonto is a horse and I'm not into Animal sex or watersports, although I did accidently wee on a woman after I drank lots of diet , but she was asleep so did not notice.

WTF ??? Tonto a horse ??? Just realised what you said - .....

Tonto is a Red Indian - Silver was the horse"

Mmmm think your right, I have never seen the film, oh well, would still not have sex with a Red Indian either, I'm not a rascist, just don't like feathers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well horses do occasionally smile ..... take Princess Anne for example ..

Mind you, I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire ..

Did he indeed ?? I hope the f*ck Prince Philips isn't reading this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they have a profile on here? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did Tonto go away with a smile on his face ? lol

No, Tonto is a horse and I'm not into Animal sex or watersports, although I did accidently wee on a woman after I drank lots of diet , but she was asleep so did not notice.

LMAO hahahahaha keep posting Sir!

WTF ??? Tonto a horse ??? Just realised what you said - .....

Tonto is a Red Indian - Silver was the horse

Mmmm think your right, I have never seen the film, oh well, would still not have sex with a Red Indian either, I'm not a rascist, just don't like feathers"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did Tonto go away with a smile on his face ? lol

No, Tonto is a horse and I'm not into Animal sex or watersports, although I did accidently wee on a woman after I drank lots of diet , but she was asleep so did not notice.

WTF ??? Tonto a horse ??? Just realised what you said - .....

Tonto is a Red Indian - Silver was the horse

Mmmm think your right, I have never seen the film, oh well, would still not have sex with a Red Indian either, I'm not a rascist, just don't like feathers"

LMAO hahahaha keep posting Sir!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"they have a profile on here? lol"

LMAO what do think their profile would be like? and their pics? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they have a profile on here? lol

LMAO what do think their profile would be like? and their pics? lol"

He would have a single male profile with can not accom...typical married guy

LOL

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over a year ago

"Did Tonto go away with a smile on his face ? lol

No, Tonto is a horse and I'm not into Animal sex or watersports, although I did accidently wee on a woman after I drank lots of diet , but she was asleep so did not notice.

WTF ??? Tonto a horse ??? Just realised what you said - .....

Tonto is a Red Indian - Silver was the horse

Mmmm think your right, I have never seen the film, oh well, would still not have sex with a Red Indian either, I'm not a rascist, just don't like feathers"

A feather in the right place can be a wonderful thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"they have a profile on here? lol

LMAO what do think their profile would be like? and their pics? lol"

Would it have a pic of the 'royal box'?

Ohhh I laughed when I wrote that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm confused....

Or do I just smell a rat ff's lol.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they have a profile on here? lol

LMAO what do think their profile would be like? and their pics? lol

Would it have a pic of the 'royal box'?

Ohhh I laughed when I wrote that!!"

LMFAO....that one is a classic...where is Diamond we have a nomination for the funniest post x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

guys plz dont mess with the major who knows what will happen big brother the men in black what with him knowing the royals we could all be taken away and made to wear bad shirts and ties..heheheh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they have a profile on here? lol

LMAO what do think their profile would be like? and their pics? lol

Would it have a pic of the 'royal box'?

Ohhh I laughed when I wrote that!!

LMFAO....that one is a classic...where is Diamond we have a nomination for the funniest post x"
Second that!

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