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By *eteandee OP Couple
over a year ago

chester

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

its like the marie celeste in here

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure is

think its bed time

By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Psstt I put your first thread in the site help section xx

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got stopped by the fuzz on the way home. Mr Fuzz approached my car and indicated for me to wind down the window. He then proceeded to tell me that I'd been speeding, blah, blah, blah, lecture, lecture, lecture, give us ya licence.

I think I perplexed him somewhat though as I didn't meekly hand it over but instead I thought I'd use my legendary wit and rhetoric and tell him what I really thought of him. This is what followed:

Me: Are you Policeman v1.0?

PC: Sorry?

Me: Ah, thought so. You haven't been upgraded to Policeman v2.134 yet. Your programming prevents you from doing real police work like apprehending proper criminals and you are thus only capable fo motorway work. That is what a Policeman v1.0 program does. This program is also known as Tax Collector 6.0 but they added a shiny new suit and a fast car and rebadged it Policeman v1.0. Might I suggest you apply for Service Pack 3.24. This will permit you to actually question your superiors on the validity of stopping motorists simply because you are bored.

PC: Fucking smart arse!

Me: Smart Arse v10.1 if you don't mind.

By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Bet you got extra points 3.35

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bet you got extra points 3.35

That's ALL they can give ya though, so you can be as cheeky as you want so long as you're not verbally abusive or use obscene language. They won't arrest you as it means a shit load of paperwork and a leftover bug in Tax Collector 6.0 triggers a very loud Ching! in Policeman v1.0's head.

By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

I have to admit last time i was pulled over i did ask if that was a bit of pie on his stab vest and blow me it was