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Bloody hell..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sat in the garden enjoying the sun, just took a dwig of tea, didnt notice a bloody fly was doing the back stroke I in there and swallowed it. Yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should swallow a spider to catch the fly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should swallow a spider to catch the fly "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You should swallow a spider to catch the fly "

I dont know why I swallowed a fly, perhaps ill die

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

If you swallowed a fly perhaps you will die (please note I do not want you to die). However was that not from a rhyme?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dread to think how many little ones I've swallowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sure uve swallowed worse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im sure uve swallowed worse"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gives a whole new meaning to a fly round shit x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell Dave to get the breakfast on!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let us know when you get up to the "swallowed a cow" bit!

That i'd love tto see!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've swallowed a maggot before......though he hated being called that, no sence of humour some people!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gives a whole new meaning to a fly round shit x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats nothing,i have had a bird shit on my head from a very great height

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thats nothing,i have had a bird shit on my head from a very great height "

Hope you didn't arrange another meet with her!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thats nothing,i have had a bird shit on my head from a very great height

Hope you didn't arrange another meet with her!! "

nah the dirty bird flew off after shitting on me,never seen the little fucker since lol

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I know an old lady who swallowed a fly, I don't why...... she swallowed a fly, perhaps she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a spider, it wriggled and wiggled and tickled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly........

I know an old lady who swallowed a bird, how absurd, she swallowed a bird! She swallowed the bird to catch the spider...............................

I know an old lady who swallowed a cat, now fancy that, she swallowed a cat! She swallowed the cat to catch the bird..................

I know an old lady who swallowed a dog, what an og, she swallowed a dog! She swallowed the dog to catch the cat..................

I know an old lady who swallowed a cow, now I don't know, she swallowed a cow! She swallowed the cow to catch the dog................

I know an old lady who swallowed a horse, she's dead.....OF COURSE

My dad taught it to me. In no way am I inferring that the OP is an old lady!

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