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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am in pain ......and it hurts lots ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh sounds bad

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

"I am in pain ......and it hurts lots ........

Have you just taken out a new mobile phone contract?

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

"I am in pain ......and it hurts lots ........

What have you done now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

nope I went strawberry picking yesterday ........ and .....................

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By *ucy and CarlCouple
over a year ago

Broadstairs

Don't think anyone would laugh at that. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

they would if they knew I have pulled both hamstrings ...................

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

How did I guess this thread was by you

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"they would if they knew I have pulled both hamstrings ...................

I'm the 1st one to take the piss, but OUCH!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How did I guess this thread was by you

cos it had my name on it????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they would if they knew I have pulled both hamstrings ...................

No way you wouldnt be able to walk.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I've been walking like a cripple all day due to somehow managing to pull my stomach muscles. Who knew I had stomach muscles!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"they would if they knew I have pulled both hamstrings ...................

I'm the 1st one to take the piss, but OUCH!"

and the pain is getting worse as time goes by lol and .......................

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Might sound a silly thing to say but have you been drinking plenty of fluids over the last couple of days?....only dehydration can lead to severe muscle cramps.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been walking like a cripple all day due to somehow managing to pull my stomach muscles. Who knew I had stomach muscles!!! Lol"

I clearly did not know I had hamstrings else I would have left em at home

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Might sound a silly thing to say but have you been drinking plenty of fluids over the last couple of days?....only dehydration can lead to severe muscle cramps."

yeah its deffo from bending down to pick the strawberries cos I can't do that move at the mo without it hurting LOTS !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"they would if they knew I have pulled both hamstrings ...................

I'm the 1st one to take the piss, but OUCH!

and the pain is getting worse as time goes by lol and ......................."

I need to get a load more tomorrow ........ anyone wanna take pity on a poor lady (joke) and help out??

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

"Might sound a silly thing to say but have you been drinking plenty of fluids over the last couple of days?....only dehydration can lead to severe muscle cramps.

yeah its deffo from bending down to pick the strawberries cos I can't do that move at the mo without it hurting LOTS !!!

I think it was meant for Evie lol

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

"they would if they knew I have pulled both hamstrings ...................

Pulled both hamstrings strawberry picking.. not a good sign!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Might sound a silly thing to say but have you been drinking plenty of fluids over the last couple of days?....only dehydration can lead to severe muscle cramps."

Yeah. I've been making sure I drink 2 litres a day recently. Went out for dinner on Wednesday then Thursday was I agony and today it still hurts but is easing off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Might sound a silly thing to say but have you been drinking plenty of fluids over the last couple of days?....only dehydration can lead to severe muscle cramps.

yeah its deffo from bending down to pick the strawberries cos I can't do that move at the mo without it hurting LOTS !!!

I think it was meant for Evie lol"

oooooops sorry Evie

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"How did I guess this thread was by you

cos it had my name on it????

Going back to the previous "new username" thread, I was going to suggest "itwasntmyfault"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"they would if they knew I have pulled both hamstrings ...................

Pulled both hamstrings strawberry picking.. not a good sign!!

probably an understatement there ...... not a pretty or good sight me bending to pick em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done a similar thing doing block paving a bit back. Found best relief was when in bath with water as hot as possible

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How did I guess this thread was by you

cos it had my name on it????

Going back to the previous "new username" thread, I was going to suggest "itwasntmyfault"

well this clearly wasn't was it !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Done a similar thing doing block paving a bit back. Found best relief was when in bath with water as hot as possible "

how am I gonna lower myself in and haul myself out???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strawberries ! The root of all evil lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strawberries ! The root of all evil lol

yeah they look all innocent and succulent and cause terrible pain and injuries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No injuries or pain if you buy them from supermarket , just the right height to pick them off the shelf !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No injuries or pain if you buy them from supermarket , just the right height to pick them off the shelf !

Yeah I know that bit now but these ones are lush .............. question ........ if I go again tomorrow with painkillers on board, and work through the pain will it ease them or make them doubly worse? and it might be a dumb question but I need an answer

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

They sell 'em at most reputable supermarket chains or your local market...

If you were driving, I hope you didn't get stuck in a jam on your way back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go tomorrow , no painkillers , so we learn from your mistakes !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go tomorrow , no painkillers , so we learn from your mistakes !

that's a tad harsh ...............

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They sell 'em at most reputable supermarket chains or your local market...

If you were driving, I hope you didn't get stuck in a jam on your way back

I know but they are not as tasty as homegrown and picked ones

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Tie cushions to your knees and crawl along picking them and dont forget its 1 for the punnet 2 for me as you pick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No injuries or pain if you buy them from supermarket , just the right height to pick them off the shelf !

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. As a nurse I would suggest not causing anymore strain and a heat pack to relax the muscles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many apologies x a punnet of strawberries on the way to you via the post ,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tie cushions to your knees and crawl along picking them and dont forget its 1 for the punnet 2 for me as you pick"

oiiiiiiiiiiiii if your there u can pick your own lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Many apologies x a punnet of strawberries on the way to you via the post ,

it might be better if u make it into jam first with the way the post is lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No injuries or pain if you buy them from supermarket , just the right height to pick them off the shelf !

. As a nurse I would suggest not causing anymore strain and a heat pack to relax the muscles

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that sort of buggers up that plan then - but thank u for the advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many apologies x a punnet of strawberries on the way to you via the post ,

it might be better if u make it into jam first with the way the post is lol

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can we just send you the money and you go to the supermarket , the exercise will do the hamstrings good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awe Minxie hope your soon better

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Many apologies x a punnet of strawberries on the way to you via the post ,

it might be better if u make it into jam first with the way the post is lol

can we just send you the money and you go to the supermarket , the exercise will do the hamstrings good

do I go with the heatpad attached?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awe Minxie hope your soon better "

thank u

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I know but they are not as tasty as homegrown and picked ones

Ya obviously picked the wrong day then

Ooh, that reminds me, I'm having muscles in white wine sauce for ma tea tomorrow

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Feel better soon ya daft bint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many apologies x a punnet of strawberries on the way to you via the post ,

it might be better if u make it into jam first with the way the post is lol

can we just send you the money and you go to the supermarket , the exercise will do the hamstrings good

do I go with the heatpad attached?

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of course bit of warmth round the thighs is always good for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know but they are not as tasty as homegrown and picked ones

Ya obviously picked the wrong day then

Ooh, that reminds me, I'm having muscles in white wine sauce for ma tea tomorrow

U a nutter but a funny one!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Feel better soon ya daft bint.

thank u

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Many apologies x a punnet of strawberries on the way to you via the post ,

it might be better if u make it into jam first with the way the post is lol

can we just send you the money and you go to the supermarket , the exercise will do the hamstrings good

do I go with the heatpad attached?

of course bit of warmth round the thighs is always good for you

oooooo that gives me a plan

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

True pickers take a kneeler.

(rural girl who spent summer hols in strawberry patches speaking from experience here)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"True pickers take a kneeler.

(rural girl who spent summer hols in strawberry patches speaking from experience here)

but .................... I can't kneel down!!!!!! (and that was before I went picking)

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"True pickers take a kneeler.

(rural girl who spent summer hols in strawberry patches speaking from experience here)

but .................... I can't kneel down!!!!!! (and that was before I went picking)

And now you can't bend over!

Hope you weren't planning any doggy in the near future.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"True pickers take a kneeler.

(rural girl who spent summer hols in strawberry patches speaking from experience here)

but .................... I can't kneel down!!!!!! (and that was before I went picking)

And now you can't bend over!

Hope you weren't planning any doggy in the near future.

think I will be appearing in another post this rate .............. as the excuse why I didn't show up ...... she said she had pulled both her hamstrings lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many apologies x a punnet of strawberries on the way to you via the post ,

it might be better if u make it into jam first with the way the post is lol

can we just send you the money and you go to the supermarket , the exercise will do the hamstrings good

hope it don't involve bending over lol

do I go with the heatpad attached?

of course bit of warmth round the thighs is always good for you

oooooo that gives me a plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many apologies x a punnet of strawberries on the way to you via the post ,

it might be better if u make it into jam first with the way the post is lol

can we just send you the money and you go to the supermarket , the exercise will do the hamstrings good

hope it don't involve bending over lol

do I go with the heatpad attached?

of course bit of warmth round the thighs is always good for you

oooooo that gives me a plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope it don't involve bending over

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope it don't involve bending over

I am thinking legs behind ears wont work either !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm . . . . . . That will work a treat , stretching them hammies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Erm . . . . . . That will work a treat , stretching them hammies

so walking in heels tomorrow would be good for them too??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm . . . . . . That will work a treat , stretching them hammies

so walking in heels tomorrow would be good for them too??

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as long as the heels are still on when your legs are behind your ears , you'll be fine ! Just don't try walking like that lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Erm . . . . . . That will work a treat , stretching them hammies

so walking in heels tomorrow would be good for them too??

as long as the heels are still on when your legs are behind your ears , you'll be fine ! Just don't try walking like that lol

this is not going well is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh flippin eck! What ya done now.....????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh flippin eck! What ya done now.....????

slight mishap whilst picking strawberries me thinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh flippin eck! What ya done now.....????

slight mishap whilst picking strawberries me thinks

What? You ate too many and now ya got guts ache..? That'll teach ya..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh flippin eck! What ya done now.....????

slight mishap whilst picking strawberries me thinks

What? You ate too many and now ya got guts ache..? That'll teach ya..

nope lol start at the top and work your way down

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Can I linger around the middle bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I linger around the middle bit

I meant the thread !!!! if that floats your boat???

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Well, if I was the Titanic, there would be only one place I would be going

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Move gently but don't let them seize up.

Go to the PYO but buy the ones already picked. Still fresh, a variety you know to be delicious and easier on your muscles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Move gently but don't let them seize up.

Go to the PYO but buy the ones already picked. Still fresh, a variety you know to be delicious and easier on your muscles."

They don't sell them like that there else I would ........ I have changed the plan not taking strawberries now lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Can't fault ya.....raspberries are much better

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Move gently but don't let them seize up.

Go to the PYO but buy the ones already picked. Still fresh, a variety you know to be delicious and easier on your muscles.

They don't sell them like that there else I would ........ I have changed the plan not taking strawberries now lol

strawberry growers give a sigh of relief at not having having to call the 5 emergancy services

police fire ambalance coastguard and us lot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Move gently but don't let them seize up.

Go to the PYO but buy the ones already picked. Still fresh, a variety you know to be delicious and easier on your muscles.

They don't sell them like that there else I would ........ I have changed the plan not taking strawberries now lol

strawberry growers give a sigh of relief at not having having to call the 5 emergancy services

police fire ambalance coastguard and us lot

Ohhhhhhhhh I don't know I think it's a missed opportunity ............... could have had a social in the strawberry field lol

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Some of my best summer evenings were spent lying between the strawberry plants with my mates chatting shit and picking strawbs.

We had to lie down so we didn't get caught!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jeeeeeeeeeez these plants were very little u wouldn't have been able to hide amongst them lol

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