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Is there nothing a phone can't do?

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Well I decided to move my telly into the bedroom (I don't use the living room at all). Looked at getting the coax cable and a sky tv link.

Out of interest, I looked at the sky+ app on my phone and really? I can use that as a TV remote? Well that saved me £15

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By *wingerdelightCouple
over a year ago

eastliegh

cant give you a hand job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes my struggles to make and receive calls.

Cracking camera though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh the joys of modern technology hey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Yea I went to the pub the other night and forgot to set my sky box to record. I used my phone to do it. Bloody handy

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

It can even be a Vibrator

google "Vibrator Dildo Sex app"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just about to haul my ass inside again to drill 4 m8 holes in the wall- I'm guessing my phone will be bugger all use with this task

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"cant give you a hand job "

iPhone 12 can

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I'm just about to haul my ass inside again to drill 4 m8 holes in the wall- I'm guessing my phone will be bugger all use with this task "

You can use it as a level

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By *wingerdelightCouple
over a year ago

eastliegh


"I'm just about to haul my ass inside again to drill 4 m8 holes in the wall- I'm guessing my phone will be bugger all use with this task "

i knowmine only came with 5/32 bit aswell ffs

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"cant give you a hand job

iPhone 12 can "

Is that what your giant extra hand is connected to?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"cant give you a hand job

iPhone 12 can

Is that what your giant extra hand is connected to?"

I swear you have cameras on me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But if my phone needs to be in Safe Mode, I carry it about in a condom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just about to haul my ass inside again to drill 4 m8 holes in the wall- I'm guessing my phone will be bugger all use with this task

You can use it as a level"
maybe if I had the Dom Jollie edition- need a 600mm span

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't use a phone as a loo roll substitute!!

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

Can't fly.....sadly

N

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Can't fly.....sadly

N"

They can, I see it all the time. Usually out of someone's hand but it does get airborne.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't fly.....sadly

N

They can, I see it all the time. Usually out of someone's hand but it does get airborne. "

Airbourne yes..still cannot understand how they crash land in the toilet...happened twice now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't fly.....sadly

N

They can, I see it all the time. Usually out of someone's hand but it does get airborne.

Airbourne yes..still cannot understand how they crash land in the toilet...happened twice now "

oooooooooooooo come on think outside the box............ if you were airbourne which option would you choose, hard landing your innards break out or soft landing of water????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't fly.....sadly

N

They can, I see it all the time. Usually out of someone's hand but it does get airborne.

Airbourne yes..still cannot understand how they crash land in the toilet...happened twice now

oooooooooooooo come on think outside the box............ if you were airbourne which option would you choose, hard landing your innards break out or soft landing of water???? "

Be the Bog for meeeee

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

My IPhone turns on lights, central heating, tv sky and watch my CCTV bugger all good when you are blind

But it does talk to me reads texts and emails and gps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My IPhone turns on lights, central heating, tv sky and watch my CCTV bugger all good when you are blind

But it does talk to me reads texts and emails and gps "

How do you get it to read texts and emails?

Off to find the vibrator app!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its only available for android phones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its only available for android phones "

They do an iphone version.... ibrate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My IPhone turns on lights, central heating, tv sky and watch my CCTV bugger all good when you are blind

But it does talk to me reads texts and emails and gps "

and it lets you hear funny stories!!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"My IPhone turns on lights, central heating, tv sky and watch my CCTV bugger all good when you are blind

But it does talk to me reads texts and emails and gps "

Ffs I'm getting one of them I phones,as soon as they produce an app,that makes comprehensible phone calls possible.

It's a bit pie in the sky I know,but I live in hope.

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