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By *andW OP   Couple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Hi there, I'm just having a tidy the house day you know incase we make plans for this evening, and I wondered what if anything would make you want to run for the hills at somebody's home?

An unclean toilet? Or dust? That type of thing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it was a hoarder's house! I can't bear too much clutter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody axe in the hallway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dust doesn't bother me, unless it's excessive of course. Hell I can dust and 2 hours later it's dusty again

A dirty toilet however...blurgh, thanks and goodbye.

Same to washing up etc left in the sink. Just general laziness I guess..

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Things would have to be pretty bad for me to actually do a runner. I would find some things to be very off putting and make me not want to stay any longer than necessary and not go back - a stack of dirty plates in the kitchen (like several days' worth not just today's tea), dirty bedsheets, unpleasant smells. Overflowing bins, dirty loo, tide mark in the bath, takeaway or other food rubbish laying around.

General untidyness, lived-inness, little bit of dust - acceptable! I don't live in a show home and don't expect anyone else to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Things would have to be pretty bad for me to actually do a runner. I would find some things to be very off putting and make me not want to stay any longer than necessary and not go back - a stack of dirty plates in the kitchen (like several days' worth not just today's tea), dirty bedsheets, unpleasant smells. Overflowing bins, dirty loo, tide mark in the bath, takeaway or other food rubbish laying around.

General untidyness, lived-inness, little bit of dust - acceptable! I don't live in a show home and don't expect anyone else to."

^^^ This. I don't mind untidy but no excuse for uncleanliness!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it was a hoarder's house! I can't bear too much clutter! "

mine at the moment looks like that. I have all my daughter's stuff waiting to be taken away... And I can't wait for it to be gone. But I don't meet at home now anyway

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By *andW OP   Couple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

I'm a dirty bitch really just looking for tips on what's the most important to tackle haha

Seriously though they are all mostly my thoughts also, just wondered what everyone else's views were x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kids in the house

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By *andW OP   Couple
over a year ago

Pontypridd


"Bloody axe in the hallway "

And thanks, I just moved it to the under the stairs cupboard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once I went to meet a couple. They rented one room in a house. When I got there it was so messy. Looked like it hadnt been tidied for years. What was worse is that even though they only had a tiny room, they decided to buy a rat that week. The whole room smelled so bad I had to breath through my mouth. After 5 mins of chatting I said I had to go lol awkward moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dirty toilet, dust doesnt bother me too much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being welcomed by either of the couple with the words.... "... and this is my Mother-in-Law...."

ted.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Bloody axe in the hallway "

and a banjo

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

When invited to someones home I'm there to see them not inspect for cobwebs. I like homes that look lived in. Untidy would confuse me in my space but not in someone elses.

Dirty is something else. I went to one playmates home and he asked me not to flush the toilet. He was on a water meter and low income and only flushed his toilet once a day. I was supposed to be there for the weekend. If I couldn't flush the toilet he would expect me to wash in the sink: fuck that, I didn't stay.

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By *andW OP   Couple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Brilliant guys thanks, no mother-in-law here but I've asked Billy-bob, billy-joe and the rest of Scott's cousins to be out and take the banjos with them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brilliant guys thanks, no mother-in-law here but I've asked Billy-bob, billy-joe and the rest of Scott's cousins to be out and take the banjos with them! "

Anyone ever told you, you got a reeeeeal perty mouth.... ???

ted.

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Dusted, tidy, bit of fabreeze, a bit of fresh air. Light a few candles, set the tone with some music for the background something easy listening and background. A but or cafe del mar works for us.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I'm not there to inspect the house, just the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dusted, tidy, bit of fabreeze, a bit of fresh air. Light a few candles, set the tone with some music for the background something easy listening and background. A but or cafe del mar works for us."

On the candles thing: anything BUT vanilla! And no pun int!!!!!! Just the smell makes me puke!!!!!!!! Not nice

ted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being welcomed by either of the couple with the words.... "... and this is my Mother-in-Law...."

ted."

Fucking priceless!!!!

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By *andW OP   Couple
over a year ago

Pontypridd


"Brilliant guys thanks, no mother-in-law here but I've asked Billy-bob, billy-joe and the rest of Scott's cousins to be out and take the banjos with them!

Anyone ever told you, you got a reeeeeal perty mouth.... ???

ted. "

Not really but all the men living up here tell Scott he has...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have never had to leave someone's house yet but we did have to do a runner because of someone's choice of pub to meet in. It was fucking rough. We thought if this is the sort of boozer they frequent then we aren't sure about them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have only ever been to one house where I had to leave, it was just filthy, there wasn't a single space in the whole house that you could sit or stand in that was covered in clutter and dirt, he used a plate that was still half full with left over food as a ash try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First ever meet from a site yrs ago,the toilet and the sink was covered in hair,he was a gorilla,his bed was balanced on books,he jumped on me as soon as Rob turned his back

We left very quickly with Rob saying that was lovely do keep in touch while I practically ran up the road to the car,we were driving home laughing thinking this can't be what swinging is about!

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

my place is not messy, I just have an extensive dust collection.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Wife underwear in the bathroom when they claim to be single lol...

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By *eizvollWoman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)


"Wife underwear in the bathroom when they claim to be single lol... "

I found a pair of ladies silk pjs under a pillow once when with a guy who was supposedly single - oh and then went into the bathroom to find all her moisturisers and make up!!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Wife underwear in the bathroom when they claim to be single lol...

I found a pair of ladies silk pjs under a pillow once when with a guy who was supposedly single - oh and then went into the bathroom to find all her moisturisers and make up!!! "

We are women we can stiff out things a million miles off..lol

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Jesus we have been fortunate reading some of these.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty toilets and dog smells

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wife underwear in the bathroom when they claim to be single lol...

I found a pair of ladies silk pjs under a pillow once when with a guy who was supposedly single - oh and then went into the bathroom to find all her moisturisers and make up!!! "

Yeah, us boys just miss all them 'details' don't we....

ted.

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By *arkinberksMan
over a year ago

Ascot

Hmmmm.. Things that would make me exit quickly. Unpleasant odours - we all have busy lives but a smelly place is unforgivable unless it's over a chippies or curry house.

Crawlies. Met someone who had a flat where the loft was full of mites and crap from roosting pigeons. The things were dropping through the ceiling. Yuk.

Untidiness I can handle. Unsanitary stuff is where I draw the line.

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)


"Bloody axe in the hallway "

Must remember to remove pollaxe ....and swords.....and longbows.......off walls ...thanks Fox mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody axe in the hallway

Must remember to remove pollaxe ....and swords.....and longbows.......off walls ...thanks Fox mate "

Just.take down the crime scene tape too

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By *wingerdelightCouple
over a year ago

eastliegh


"Bloody axe in the hallway

Must remember to remove pollaxe ....and swords.....and longbows.......off walls ...thanks Fox mate

Just.take down the crime scene tape too "
and for gods sake those corpses need moving atleast put them in a cupboard

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Only worry when you walk across the crunchy carpets...and the wipe your feet..on the way out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bags of rubble on the drive waiting to go to the tip, a pile of timber and some plaster board in the hallway, dusty footprints up and down the soon to be replaced stair carpet......hang on, that's my house...... Bugger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

skid marks on the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the place was dirty it would put me off ... playing as I would think thay was .

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"skid marks on the bed"

I found that when I went round Valentino Rossi' s house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know we are all swingers. But if your going to invite someone over, i would expect to treat people like guests (well, i would). Im the kind of person, where if i am inviting someone round i would make the house presentable at least, even if its messy during the week.

I like to nake people feel welcome round mine. Even if it is for a fuck. But, then again im old fashioned. I like a classy fuck lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being greeted with the words "not sure when our teenage son is back, would you leave by kitchen back door if he is early"

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

If my first thought as the door opened was that my shoes would get dirty if I went inside.

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

Pictures of Adolf or KKK or anyone of a similar nature would have me running

seriously though as my flat use to be mainly dusty cause i barely lived there i wouldn't judge a person on their house keeping. Can't say i've been to someones and thought never again. Each to their own i guess, as long as it was lived in and not over run and unclean i wouldn't think twice about it

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