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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I am in a random mood so post something completely random..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rowntree's

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The Depressed Cake Shop has been set up as a pop-up to raise money for mental health projects.

Someone is now making and selling wigs for...babies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a wedgie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orangeboom !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bum cakes

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Scones everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmalade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

zesty lemony

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Scones everywhere

Any cheese scones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half a bee, philosophically

Must, ipso facto, half not be

But half the bee has got to be

Vis a vis, its entity. d'you see

But can a bee be said to be

Or not to be an entire bee

When half the bee is not a bee

Due to some ancient injury

I love this hive, employee-ee

Bisected accidentally

One summer afternoon by me

I love him carnally

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Clothes I am thinking about clothes lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a sore lug!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The milkybars and butt plugs are on me!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

twattyshitpissbollockcunttiitycock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a yellow bellied conur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ducks quacks dont have an echo and nobody knows why

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

rats

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

did anyone see the wierd hairdo the photographer had on the ancient greek tv show had

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

did anyone see the wierd hairdo the photographer had on the ancient greek tv show had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been permanently horny for about 2 weeks!

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By *ts artMan
over a year ago

Londonderry

"ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

I'm a bit rusty on languages, is that Kligion or Navajo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My caramac was lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had my balls in 18 different holes today- but it took 55 attempts to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no word in the French language for custard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still hungry

and back

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By *atasha_DavidCouple
over a year ago

Slough

I can't remember where I buried my last victim

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I had my balls in 18 different holes today- but it took 55 attempts to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had my balls in 18 different holes today- but it took 55 attempts to do it

You thinks amusing- i then spent an hour repeatedly inserting my fingers knuckle deep in 3 holes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son's birthday Sunday

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I had my balls in 18 different holes today- but it took 55 attempts to do it

You thinks amusing- i then spent an hour repeatedly inserting my fingers knuckle deep in 3 holes

Lol I found it amusing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had my balls in 18 different holes today- but it took 55 attempts to do it

You thinks amusing- i then spent an hour repeatedly inserting my fingers knuckle deep in 3 holes

Lol I found it amusing lol"

Weirdo alert!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I liked every photo that I received in the face photo swapping thread and even though I would like to sleep with them all as they are all gorgeous and I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off them in person. I can't get a few out of my mind, sexually that is

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I had my balls in 18 different holes today- but it took 55 attempts to do it

You thinks amusing- i then spent an hour repeatedly inserting my fingers knuckle deep in 3 holes

Lol I found it amusing lol

Weirdo alert!

Takes one to know one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

(This is the World's Hardest Tongue Twister, according the Guiness Book of World Records.)

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

I'll see your ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn and raise you a llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sticky keyboard alert....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Comfortably numb...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im having my lunch ....mmmm ham n crisp butty

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Fizzle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im having my lunch ....mmmm ham n crisp butty

Thought it was only me that put crisps in a sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat peach, pear or plum. Stick your finger up my bum

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

If only I can remember the name of that Irish girl. There isn't that many here in Paris and her redhead stands out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im having my lunch ....mmmm ham n crisp butty

this time tomorrow I will be too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubber gloves,lubricant and laxatives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im having my lunch ....mmmm ham n crisp butty

Thought it was only me that put crisps in a sandwich

Don't be silly- a crisp sandwich is one of the finest foods known to man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im having my lunch ....mmmm ham n crisp butty

Ham & Cheese butty dipped in a chicken & mushroom pot noodle for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby oil covered sheets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im having my lunch ....mmmm ham n crisp butty

Thought it was only me that put crisps in a sandwich

Crisp butties are ace....i have some sweaties n all night shifts are no good for me

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over a year ago

"Im having my lunch ....mmmm ham n crisp butty

Thought it was only me that put crisps in a sandwich

Crisp butties are ace....i have some sweaties n all night shifts are no good for me

I've just given up crisps, it's been four weeks now and it been hell. I've lost 6lb though. That should give you an idea of how many crisps I was eating.

(B)

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over a year ago

"Im having my lunch ....mmmm ham n crisp butty

Thought it was only me that put crisps in a sandwich

Crisp butties are ace....i have some sweaties n all night shifts are no good for me

I've just given up crisps, it's been four weeks now and it been hell. I've lost 6lb though. That should give you an idea of how many crisps I was eating.

(B)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im having my lunch ....mmmm ham n crisp butty

Thought it was only me that put crisps in a sandwich

Crisp butties are ace....i have some sweaties n all night shifts are no good for me

I've just given up crisps, it's been four weeks now and it been hell. I've lost 6lb though. That should give you an idea of how many crisps I was eating.

(B)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im having my lunch ....mmmm ham n crisp butty

Thought it was only me that put crisps in a sandwich

Crisp butties are ace....i have some sweaties n all night shifts are no good for me

I've just given up crisps, it's been four weeks now and it been hell. I've lost 6lb though. That should give you an idea of how many crisps I was eating.

(B)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im having my lunch ....mmmm ham n crisp butty

Thought it was only me that put crisps in a sandwich

Crisp butties are ace....i have some sweaties n all night shifts are no good for me

I've just given up crisps, it's been four weeks now and it been hell. I've lost 6lb though. That should give you an idea of how many crisps I was eating.

(B)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im having my lunch ....mmmm ham n crisp butty

Thought it was only me that put crisps in a sandwich

Crisp butties are ace....i have some sweaties n all night shifts are no good for me

I've just given up crisps, it's been four weeks now and it been hell. I've lost 6lb though. That should give you an idea of how many crisps I was eating.

(B)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im having my lunch ....mmmm ham n crisp butty

Thought it was only me that put crisps in a sandwich

Crisp butties are ace....i have some sweaties n all night shifts are no good for me

I've just given up crisps, it's been four weeks now and it been hell. I've lost 6lb though. That should give you an idea of how many crisps I was eating.

(B)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im having my lunch ....mmmm ham n crisp butty

Thought it was only me that put crisps in a sandwich

Crisp butties are ace....i have some sweaties n all night shifts are no good for me

I've just given up crisps, it's been four weeks now and it been hell. I've lost 6lb though. That should give you an idea of how many crisps I was eating.

(B)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im having my lunch ....mmmm ham n crisp butty

Thought it was only me that put crisps in a sandwich

Crisp butties are ace....i have some sweaties n all night shifts are no good for me

I've just given up crisps, it's been four weeks now and it been hell. I've lost 6lb though. That should give you an idea of how many crisps I was eating.

(B)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im having my lunch ....mmmm ham n crisp butty

Thought it was only me that put crisps in a sandwich

Crisp butties are ace....i have some sweaties n all night shifts are no good for me

I've just given up crisps, it's been four weeks now and it been hell. I've lost 6lb though. That should give you an idea of how many crisps I was eating.

(B)"

9 packs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im having my lunch ....mmmm ham n crisp butty

Thought it was only me that put crisps in a sandwich

Crisp butties are ace....i have some sweaties n all night shifts are no good for me

I've just given up crisps, it's been four weeks now and it been hell. I've lost 6lb though. That should give you an idea of how many crisps I was eating.

(B)

9 packs

Lol that's modern technology for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm at breaking point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Modnar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm totally hiding in your closet...

...and that's randomly aimed at nobody.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Im having my lunch ....mmmm ham n crisp butty

Thought it was only me that put crisps in a sandwich

Crisp butties are ace....i have some sweaties n all night shifts are no good for me

I've just given up crisps, it's been four weeks now and it been hell. I've lost 6lb though. That should give you an idea of how many crisps I was eating.

(B)

9 packs

Must have been cheese n onion to repeat like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im randomly free tonight

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

GPRS signals frustrate me immensely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My teabag has burst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ate a big bag of Randoms on Monday noght

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ate a big bag of Randoms on Monday noght"
was it at night or noght

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

supercalafragalisticexpialidoshus

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I have woken up in a silly mood today.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I have woken up in a silly mood today.

Me too lol

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Toast and marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

coffee in bed

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Pwy wyt ti? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes buy a share size bottle of and pretend that I am small

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I sometimes buy a share size bottle of and pretend that I am small"

Lol that made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wetter than an otters pocket

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Wasabi peas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Orangeboom !!

It's a lager, not a tune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often wonder why there's the little sticky bits to reseal a bag of sweets. Who in their right mind reseals a bag of sweets??

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I often wonder why there's the little sticky bits to reseal a bag of sweets. Who in their right mind reseals a bag of sweets??

Some people do apparently, I worked next to a woman last week who when I said I had forgotten my Mars bar produced a bag of Thorntons chocolates that she had in her drawer for a week......A WEEK! They were open and she had eaten one, her first mistake was to tell me to help myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat on a train watching the world pass me by.. Cannot wait to see my kids later today... Hopefully they will greet me with a cold peroni...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I often wonder why there's the little sticky bits to reseal a bag of sweets. Who in their right mind reseals a bag of sweets??

She had Thorntons open a week with one eaten?!!

Thats not a REAL woman

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over a year ago

"I often wonder why there's the little sticky bits to reseal a bag of sweets. Who in their right mind reseals a bag of sweets??

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it's for that ocd lot

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By *obnessMan
over a year ago

york

Frank hutchison was a pretty neat guitar player

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By *obnessMan
over a year ago

york

[Removed by poster at 05/07/13 10:58:07]

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Just squashed this bloke in the car park with my finger and thumb by using the power of perspective.

I feel omni-potent, God-like, liberated, a cunt.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Morph was a playdohphile before he got squashed up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read peoples posts in the voice I imagine them to have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want some kisses, cuddles and sex

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