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My nephew slays me lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...bear in mind he's 5.

Conversation verbatim:

Lewis: I don't like how your acting Ben.

Me: How am I acting?

Lewis: Whenever I ask you something you always say no.

Me: No I don't.

Lewis: see!!

He totally kills me hahaha!

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

Nephews are awesome. I have taught my 2 year old nephew to blow me kisses over skype. But now he also kisses the screen to kiss me goodbye

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He's pretty smart. Maybe too smart

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I just love kids........

as long as they're someone else's....

you can always give them back

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"He's pretty smart. Maybe too smart "

Their world is pretty small at that age so they see more detail. When they get older and horizons open up they get less forensic.

And in ten years you'll be lucky to get a grunt by way of conversation...

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By *eizvollWoman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)

My three year old nephew was trying to interupt my conversation with his mum (my sister this afternoon). He couldn't get a word in edgeways until he frowned, looked at me and said

"Silence Worm"

We still couldn't talk to him for laughing.

(And the quote comes from Horrid Henry)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The grandaughter killed me a few years ago, she was with her mum in Debenhams christmas time. As usual she mumny look at this....

The back end of her mum telking her off

Her mum " you are this close to going home"

Grandaughter "how close is that mummy" she was only 5 at the time and was being serious, I had to walk off to stop laughing out koud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That should loud....dam phone keyboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My young son keeps telling me I need a girlfriend, I say I don't.

One day I bumped into (strangely) a past girlfriend, I introduce them and she chats with my son a while, she then aske me if I'm seeing anyone now, I say no, I don't need a girlfriend do I mate (to my lad), No he says, then looks up to my friend and mouths quietly 'He does'.

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd


"My young son keeps telling me I need a girlfriend, I say I don't.

One day I bumped into (strangely) a past girlfriend, I introduce them and she chats with my son a while, she then aske me if I'm seeing anyone now, I say no, I don't need a girlfriend do I mate (to my lad), No he says, then looks up to my friend and mouths quietly 'He does'."

Haha that's brilliant! X

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"My young son keeps telling me I need a girlfriend, I say I don't.

One day I bumped into (strangely) a past girlfriend, I introduce them and she chats with my son a while, she then aske me if I'm seeing anyone now, I say no, I don't need a girlfriend do I mate (to my lad), No he says, then looks up to my friend and mouths quietly 'He does'."

lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My young son keeps telling me I need a girlfriend, I say I don't.

One day I bumped into (strangely) a past girlfriend, I introduce them and she chats with my son a while, she then aske me if I'm seeing anyone now, I say no, I don't need a girlfriend do I mate (to my lad), No he says, then looks up to my friend and mouths quietly 'He does'.

Haha that's brilliant! X"

He's a swine for it, he once pointed a girl (with her Mum, girl about 30 ish) out in a supermarket, asking if I think she's pretty, long story short I said yes I think she's pretty.

All the time whilst shopping that time he kept suggesting I go talk to her (he was only 5 then), I kept saying no, because I think she's pretty doesn't mean I want her to be my girlfriend.

At one stage we kinda skip around each other at the end of one aisle, me this girl and her mum, we smile as you do in these situations, my lad pipes up loudly and in a cheeky tone 'Did you just smile at her Dad?', she chuckles as I go bright red.

Eventually he said.. 'go on Dad, go talk to her now, Kiss her', I turned to see her almost by our side smirking as she had realised he meant her.

Now that was embarrassing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another one, after telling me about a girl he likes at school, he then states I should get a girlfriend 'cos I need one.

No I don't mate, I'm happy as I am, why do you think I need a girlfriend? so you can have cuddles when I'm not with you Dad.

I'm ok mate, I look forward to cuddles with you.

Dad, why don't you want a girlfriend?

Well, because all women are crazy mate (I was about to go on to say, well they're not, I'm being daft).

Ok he says, if you get a girlfriend Dad and you break up because she's Kookoo then I'll stop begging you.

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Ahhh what a cutie! X

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