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A humorous take on male body types

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By *endyJeffWales OP   Couple
over a year ago

MerthyrTydfil

Slim – Can clearly see their tackle while using their rib cage as a xylophone

Athletic – Can look down and not see their tackle due to an obsession with chest and tummy muscles

Average – Can look down and see their tackle without sucking in the tummy

Curvy – Can see their tackle if they suck the tummy in all the way

Ample – Can see their tackle in a full length mirror

Large - Can see their tackle in a full length mirror if they lift up the tummy with both hands

Fabulous – Trainee sumo wrestler, can not remember if they have got tackle

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By *odderzMan
over a year ago

Elephant and Castle

where is the fem version lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh my god i love it lol!!!!!!!!!!!great when the ball at the other foot innit guys!!!xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm average then, well at least it's an improvement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excellent, can't wait to see who's brave enough to post the female version........... xxx Raz xxx

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

fabulous here

needs a forklift truck to lift my belly to get to my fanny x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excellent, can't wait to see who's brave enough to post the female version........... xxx Raz xxx "

Slim – Can clearly see their beaver while using their rib cage as a xylophone

Athletic – Can look down and not see their beaver due to an obsession with boob and tummy muscles

Average – Can look down and see their beaver without sucking in the tummy

Curvy – Can see their beaver if they suck the tummy in all the way

Ample – Can see their beaver in a full length mirror

Large - Can see their beaver in a full length mirror if they lift up the tummy with both hands

Fabulous – Trainee sumo wrestler, can not remember if they have got beaver and can only find it if they are rolled in flour which helps find the damp places

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


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Fabulous – Trainee sumo wrestler, can not remember if they have got beaver and can only find it if they are rolled in flour which helps find the damp places

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Betty Sweaver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excellent, can't wait to see who's brave enough to post the female version........... xxx Raz xxx

Slim – Can clearly see their beaver while using their rib cage as a xylophone

Athletic – Can look down and not see their beaver due to an obsession with boob and tummy muscles

Average – Can look down and see their beaver without sucking in the tummy

Curvy – Can see their beaver if they suck the tummy in all the way

Ample – Can see their beaver in a full length mirror

Large - Can see their beaver in a full length mirror if they lift up the tummy with both hands

Fabulous – Trainee sumo wrestler, can not remember if they have got beaver and can only find it if they are rolled in flour which helps find the damp places

"

Great! I've gone down a size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excellent, can't wait to see who's brave enough to post the female version........... xxx Raz xxx

Slim – Can clearly see their beaver while using their rib cage as a xylophone

Athletic – Can look down and not see their beaver due to an obsession with boob and tummy muscles

Average – Can look down and see their beaver without sucking in the tummy

Curvy – Can see their beaver if they suck the tummy in all the way

Ample – Can see their beaver in a full length mirror

Large - Can see their beaver in a full length mirror if they lift up the tummy with both hands

Fabulous – Trainee sumo wrestler, can not remember if they have got beaver and can only find it if they are rolled in flour which helps find the damp places

Great! I've gone down a size "

A real gentleman would never dare to ask but as I'm not a gent where on the scale are you then Granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excellent, can't wait to see who's brave enough to post the female version........... xxx Raz xxx

Slim – Can clearly see their beaver while using their rib cage as a xylophone

Athletic – Can look down and not see their beaver due to an obsession with boob and tummy muscles

Average – Can look down and see their beaver without sucking in the tummy

Curvy – Can see their beaver if they suck the tummy in all the way

Ample – Can see their beaver in a full length mirror

Large - Can see their beaver in a full length mirror if they lift up the tummy with both hands

Fabulous – Trainee sumo wrestler, can not remember if they have got beaver and can only find it if they are rolled in flour which helps find the damp places

Great! I've gone down a size "

Ooooo me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And you then, spill the beans

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