FabSwingers.com forum: I've never been so embarrassed . . .

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

in my life!!!

As a lot will know myself and Obi have a couples profile as we are FB's who see each other a lot, well . . .

I'm driving back from taking my nan into town as i do nearly every Thursday morning, and she brings up the subject of the the guy i'm seeing (He is known as the 'guy in dating/BF' for all intent purposes, i.e reason for needing babysitting etc) and she asks 'how are things going?' to which i say 'not too bad, he's a pain in the ass sometimes and gets on my nerves a bit, but then he's a bloke!!'

So she comes back with 'Well you must like him to have sex with him so much!'

I literally died on the spot!!

I then had her telling me not to be so embarrassed and its ok to talk about my sex life with her, only for her to twist it around to her and about how she would be at it if she found a nice 'younger man' (which to her would be someone in his late 60's/early 70's!)

I actually cried with embarrassment and she just kept going going about it all - it was only because i reached the school and we had to stop that she actually stopped talking about it

I have just rushed home to curl up in a ball under the blanket on the sofa to try and erase those horrendous, and longest 10 minutes from my mind!!

Distract me - PLEASE!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Ah that explains the new profile I've just seen

Obi_Granny Fox

He's a lad that Obi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah that explains the new profile I've just seen

Obi_Granny Fox

He's a lad that Obi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should be pleased not all nans are like that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you made me laugh. What a situation to be in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well you made me laugh. What a situation to be in.

Glad to be of service . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does she know you have been having a lot of sex?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

After having a fairly crappy few days this has just made me chuckle no end!!

Thanks x

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Ah that explains the new profile I've just seen

Obi_Granny Fox

He's a lad that Obi

Bahahahahahha!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After having a fairly crappy few days this has just made me chuckle no end!!

Thanks x"

No probs - embarrassing moments happen a lot with me . . .

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Hehe. Bless her tho. X

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"it's OK nan, I get a bit of a breather when he's sucking off a cock"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""it's OK nan, I get a bit of a breather when he's sucking off a cock""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"in my life!!!

As a lot will know myself and Obi have a couples profile as we are FB's who see each other a lot, well . . .

So she comes back with 'Well you must like him to have sex with him so much!'

I literally died on the spot!!

I actually cried with embarrassment and she just kept going going about it all - it was only because i reached the school and we had to stop that she actually stopped talking about it

I have just rushed home to curl up in a ball under the blanket on the sofa to try and erase those horrendous, and longest 10 minutes from my mind!!

Distract me - PLEASE!!!

Lol bless

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Bwahahahahahahahhaaaa

Awesome thread is awesome.

Mad old parents rock! There is nothing wrong at all as far as I can see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

two of my aunties 70s/ 80s have younger men in their lives 50s/60s and at it a lot , lol sex still go on even when you're old and they love chatting about it ... one pass out when she has a very big O ,She even said once be happy if she die like that , LOL

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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I feel for you, having a horny nan is soooo bad! Lol Here is a joke to distract you...if you want more, let me know!

The madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.

'May I help you sir?' she asked.

'I want to see Valerie,' the man replied.

'Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else', said the madam.

'No, I must see Valerie,' he replied.

Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. But there were no discounts. The price was still $5000.

Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.

After their session, Valerie questioned the man, 'No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?' she asked.

The man replied, ' Ontario '.

'Really?',she said. 'I have family in Ontario .'

'I know.'the man said. 'Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance.'

The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain.

1. Death

2. Taxes

3. Being screwed by a lawyer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel for you, having a horny nan is soooo bad! Lol Here is a joke to distract you...if you want more, let me know!

The madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.

'May I help you sir?' she asked.

'I want to see Valerie,' the man replied.

'Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else', said the madam.

'No, I must see Valerie,' he replied.

Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.

After their session, Valerie questioned the man, 'No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?' she asked.

The man replied, ' Ontario '.

'Really?',she said. 'I have family in Ontario .'

'I know.'the man said. 'Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance.'

The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain.

1. Death

2. Taxes

3. Being screwed by a lawyer"

Hehe - thanks!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel for you, having a horny nan is soooo bad! Lol Here is a joke to distract you...if you want more, let me know!

The madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.

'May I help you sir?' she asked.

'I want to see Valerie,' the man replied.

'Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else', said the madam.

'No, I must see Valerie,' he replied.

Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.

After their session, Valerie questioned the man, 'No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?' she asked.

The man replied, ' Ontario '.

'Really?',she said. 'I have family in Ontario .'

'I know.'the man said. 'Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance.'

The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain.

1. Death

2. Taxes

3. Being screwed by a lawyer"

Brilliant!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol your nan sounds brilliant. It made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's ok, all will be fine later on - I have a very nice treat to be consumed

Greggs fondant doughnut!!

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Good on your nan.

I'm kind-of imagining the scene in the day room at the Fab Old Peoples' Home.

Especially in the future when a few of the current forumites get there!

Assuming we've not had our organs harvested - oops, wrong thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does she know you have been having a lot of sex?

The way she was walking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damned family have a tendency to do this when one is driving .............. I can't begin to tell you how embarrassing my mother was on a recent 4 hour journey ..... never ever again!!!!! I think you handled it very very well

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"You should be pleased not all nans are like that x"

Apparently quite a few are...

Men who live long enough to make it to old peoples homes often have more than one girlfriend.

And stis are on the increase in older generations who didn't use condoms in their courting days and then were married for a long time.

So they're all at it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Damned family have a tendency to do this when one is driving .............. I can't begin to tell you how embarrassing my mother was on a recent 4 hour journey ..... never ever again!!!!! I think you handled it very very well

I think I managed to handle it as any other fox would - I ran and hid in my safe place

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You should be pleased not all nans are like that x

Apparently quite a few are...

Men who live long enough to make it to old peoples homes often have more than one girlfriend.

And stis are on the increase in older generations who didn't use condoms in their courting days and then were married for a long time.

So they're all at it!

They should be re-named "old people's orgy homes"

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

awwwww go on minxie you know you want to

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By *utumnWoman
over a year ago

leeds

My aunt an idependantly living 100 year old and I were looking at old photo albums I was recording the conversation on my dictaphone to have as a reminder of family and memories etc.

We came across one of her wedding day and she proceeded to tell me in graphic detail what her and my uncle did on their wedding night, how she felt and every tiny bit of nitty gritty........ cringe or what!

She died a year later and I still can't bring myself to listen to the recording!!

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

I was once on the phone to my dad who was rather tipsy.He said he had to go as his gf was there and she was trying to jump his bones. I yanked the phone away from my ear so fast and as I did I swear I heard him say something about a lady garden. I wanted to die.

Oh dear god I wanted to poke something long and sharp in my ears just to try and un-hear what he had just said to me....

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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When I grow old I hope I'll still be at it...and if my great great grand daughter happens to have a high sex drive and I happen to notice it, there is a good chance I will have that same conversation with her.

Sex is not reserved to a certain age! It is something we all need and crave regardless of age becuase it makes us feel good, the approach is just different. You really should be glad to have such a cool grand mother!

I loved mine and thank god she was there to guide me.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Sorry, I did not mean it to sound so patronising and a 'waving my finger'. Apologies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, I did not mean it to sound so patronising and a 'waving my finger'. Apologies

Not patronising at all Bambi !

I'm still not gonna crack on to 'granny fox' though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I posted this elsewhere, but it's embarrassing so here it is again.....

My youngest son is concerned I don't have a girlfriend, he thinks I need cuddles when he's not with me, I keep telling him I'm ok as I am, but still.

One time he once pointed a girl (with her Mum, girl about 30 ish) out in a supermarket, asking if I think she's pretty, long story short I said yes I think she's pretty.

All the time whilst shopping that time he kept suggesting I go talk to her (he was only 5 then), I kept saying no, because I think she's pretty doesn't mean I want her to be my girlfriend.

At one stage we kinda skip around each other at the end of one aisle, me this girl and her mum, we smile as you do in these situations, my lad pipes up loudly and in a cheeky tone 'Did you just smile at her Dad?', she chuckles as I go bright red.

Eventually he said.. 'go on Dad, go talk to her now, Kiss her', I turned to see her almost by our side smirking as she had realised he meant her.

Now that was embarrassing.

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"When I grow old I hope I'll still be at it...and if my great great grand daughter happens to have a high sex drive and I happen to notice it, there is a good chance I will have that same conversation with her.

I loved mine and thank god she was there to guide me."

Not patronizing IMHO it's

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"Sorry, I did not mean it to sound so patronising and a 'waving my finger'. Apologies

Not patronising at all Bambi !

I'm still not gonna crack on to 'granny fox' though!

Mr Obi..I thought I liked you! Now if you are calling me 'Granny' I shall have words with you...strong words, the kind that the headmistress would have had with you when you had just pulled poor little Pippi longstockings' pig tails!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, I did not mean it to sound so patronising and a 'waving my finger'. Apologies

Not patronising at all Bambi !

I'm still not gonna crack on to 'granny fox' though!

AS if i'd ever do such a thing Bambi!

I was referring to Ryan's earlier post!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my mum is 77, my dad died 3 yrs ago and about a year after she had a bf of 90 lol

he wanted Viagra from the doctor but they wouldn't give it to him, my mum used to go on about their cuddling n kissing and fumbling generally

I was a bit embarrassed but as he couldn't get it up, get him to use a vibe on her

don't know if they did and he died last year

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"Sorry, I did not mean it to sound so patronising and a 'waving my finger'. Apologies

Not patronising at all Bambi !

I'm still not gonna crack on to 'granny fox' though!

AS if i'd ever do such a thing Bambi!

I was referring to Ryan's earlier post!

I know, I'm just in that kind of mood (lack of granny sex)..

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