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It's Official: Women Are Evil!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It is now known that during the act of lovemaking - fornication if you don't actually love the person you're fucking - that the female body actively seeks to murder every single sperm that tries to impregnante her. She sees the sperm as foreign invaders and sets about slaughtering every single one of them without a shred of guilt. Only those sperm cunning enough, fast enough, mercenary enough to sacrifice his buddies to save his own tail, or just plain fookin lucky, make it through to the egg, where it then has to race against all the other sperm that made it past the Female Scything Machine that just tried to kill them to fertilise the egg before someone else does and it dies.

And women say that getting pregnant is all about timing - too fookin right it is, shag her while she's in a deep coma!!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Fook me thats frightening! Think i need a cast iron frying pan under my bed for security reasons now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

women are evil! DUHHH! Have u only just relised this lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i thinks women are lovley creatures they just need ta have an off switch and they would be prefect xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well i thinks women are lovley creatures they just need ta have an off switch and they would be prefect xx "

Volume control would be useful as well, and a USB port so that they can be re programmed as and when

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A remote control for the Women would be perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So that's it then. All a man wants is........ A Stepford Wife lol

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

.....and a flat topped head where you could rest your pint when getting a blow job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oohhhhhhhhhhhh............................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evil till you all want something lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Remote control… off switch… USB port… programmable…

Like a man would ever read the instructions!

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"Remote control… off switch… USB port… programmable…

Like a man would ever read the instructions!

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hahaha good point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this woman is real evil makes cris watch while i play lol wiv the ladies

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