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By *andW OP   Couple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Bit of nice weather so decided to try to grow a beautiful garden, planted what I hoped to be a wonderful display but alas only s seem to thrive! Any advise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bit of nice weather so decided to try to grow a beautiful garden, planted what I hoped to be a wonderful display but alas only s seem to thrive! Any advise? "

Oh I know this feeling well, my next relationship is going to be with a gardener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bit of nice weather so decided to try to grow a beautiful garden, planted what I hoped to be a wonderful display but alas only s seem to thrive! Any advise?

Oh I know this feeling well, my next relationship is going to be with a gardener"

When you get him do you mind lending him out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bit of nice weather so decided to try to grow a beautiful garden, planted what I hoped to be a wonderful display but alas only s seem to thrive! Any advise?

Oh I know this feeling well, my next relationship is going to be with a gardener"

Funny you should say that, I'm about to start an intensive training course on gardening.

Well, I'm about to google search for intensive training courses on gardening anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bit of nice weather so decided to try to grow a beautiful garden, planted what I hoped to be a wonderful display but alas only s seem to thrive! Any advise?

Oh I know this feeling well, my next relationship is going to be with a gardener

When you get him do you mind lending him out? "

Not at all I like to share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bit of nice weather so decided to try to grow a beautiful garden, planted what I hoped to be a wonderful display but alas only s seem to thrive! Any advise?

Oh I know this feeling well, my next relationship is going to be with a gardener

Funny you should say that, I'm about to start an intensive training course on gardening.

Well, I'm about to google search for intensive training courses on gardening anyway."

Send me your cv once your qualified

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By *andW OP   Couple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

When you get this gardener can you pass him down to Wales please ladies? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bit of nice weather so decided to try to grow a beautiful garden, planted what I hoped to be a wonderful display but alas only s seem to thrive! Any advise?

Oh I know this feeling well, my next relationship is going to be with a gardener

When you get him do you mind lending him out?

Not at all I like to share "

Awww thanks. You can have my computer geek Dom/sub/cuck bf if you like. Sure you can think of something to do with him.

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Qualified gardener here. I do make house calls

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By *andW OP   Couple
over a year ago

Pontypridd


"Bit of nice weather so decided to try to grow a beautiful garden, planted what I hoped to be a wonderful display but alas only s seem to thrive! Any advise?

Oh I know this feeling well, my next relationship is going to be with a gardener

Funny you should say that, I'm about to start an intensive training course on gardening.

Well, I'm about to google search for intensive training courses on gardening anyway."

Well then when you are a pro you need to sort out my lady's garden lol x

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Mmmmmmmmmmmm tis all I will say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bit of nice weather so decided to try to grow a beautiful garden, planted what I hoped to be a wonderful display but alas only s seem to thrive! Any advise?

Oh I know this feeling well, my next relationship is going to be with a gardener

When you get him do you mind lending him out?

Not at all I like to share

Awww thanks. You can have my computer geek Dom/sub/cuck bf if you like. Sure you can think of something to do with him. "

Can I have him? I need my PC fixing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bit of nice weather so decided to try to grow a beautiful garden, planted what I hoped to be a wonderful display but alas only s seem to thrive! Any advise?

Oh I know this feeling well, my next relationship is going to be with a gardener

Funny you should say that, I'm about to start an intensive training course on gardening.

Well, I'm about to google search for intensive training courses on gardening anyway.

Send me your cv once your qualified"

Woo Hoo, I'm off learning to garden.

See guys, that's how you do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My girlfriend never trims the bush... she shaves it

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My neighbour made a right mess hacking hers about. Now it's all ugly with strange bald bits.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Mmmmmmmmmmmm tis all I will say! "

Is there a game afoot I haven't spotted? "Tis all I will say!" is your phrase for the day.

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset


"My neighbour made a right mess hacking hers about. Now it's all ugly with strange bald bits."

As a proper gardener I'd suggest she go completely bald. It'll grow back.

Quite hardy is the lady bush!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bit of nice weather so decided to try to grow a beautiful garden, planted what I hoped to be a wonderful display but alas only s seem to thrive! Any advise?

Oh I know this feeling well, my next relationship is going to be with a gardener

When you get him do you mind lending him out?

Not at all I like to share

Awww thanks. You can have my computer geek Dom/sub/cuck bf if you like. Sure you can think of something to do with him. "

He could sort my windows

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