FabSwingers.com forum: Whats your poison

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

the bar is now open so what can I get you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the bar is now open so what can I get you

Red wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass of rose for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jelly bean please .............. and if you don't know how to make one I'll come over and show ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horlcks or Ovaltine please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats very kind of you,,,,,

I'll have a slimline tonic with ice and lime please....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A White Russian.... because I'm thaaat cool!

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

Disarrano and please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ummm not sure Raspberry Majito or Rum ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh good timing,ive just finished my vodka and cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

coming right up but I only have 1 pair of hands

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooh good timing,ive just finished my vodka and cock

care for another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peroni for me and a Rekorderlig Strawberry for me bird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the bar is now open so what can I get you

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Vodka & Cranberry juice or a Baileys & brandy Please.xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh good timing,ive just finished my vodka and cock

COKE!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh good timing,ive just finished my vodka and cock

care for another

oh my word!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

we have both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jd straight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jd straight"

good choice I may have o have 1 myself

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"the bar is now open so what can I get you

I would like a Pimms please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another red wine please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we have both

I like this bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"the bar is now open so what can I get you

I would like a Pimms please. "

with ice and strawbeerys

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"the bar is now open so what can I get you

I would like a Pimms please.

with ice and strawbeerys"

strawberrys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jd straight

good choice I may have o have 1 myself

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enjoy

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

voddy and tonic please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"voddy and tonic please x"

a nice cold bottle in the freezer give us a sec

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jd straight"

Me too please. X

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

"Peroni for me and a Rekorderlig Strawberry for me bird

Bloody hell that's our tipples, either way. She loves Peroni too and I love Rekorderlig. You must drink in one of the cool bars in town too

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"the bar is now open so what can I get you

I would like a Pimms please.

with ice and strawbeerys

strawberrys

Nope, ambient with mint and cucumber and a swizzle stick. One ice cube. Lose the strawberry. Chuck it at Minxie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This might sound paranoid...

But if I actually told you what poisons me, someone on fab could actually poison me....you know, if I offend them or even if I'm just being Ben.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jd straight

Me too please. X"

coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"the bar is now open so what can I get you

I would like a Pimms please.

with ice and strawbeerys

strawberrys

Nope, ambient with mint and cucumber and a swizzle stick. One ice cube. Lose the strawberry. Chuck it at Minxie. "

ya barred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rum and (has to be kraken rum though)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the bar is now open so what can I get you

I would like a Pimms please.

with ice and strawbeerys

strawberrys

Nope, ambient with mint and cucumber and a swizzle stick. One ice cube. Lose the strawberry. Chuck it at Minxie. "

why would you go to all that trouble and then throw the drink at me!!!! and wot did I do to upset the apple cart??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rum and (has to be kraken rum though)"

not a problem

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"the bar is now open so what can I get you

I would like a Pimms please.

with ice and strawbeerys

strawberrys

Nope, ambient with mint and cucumber and a swizzle stick. One ice cube. Lose the strawberry. Chuck it at Minxie.

why would you go to all that trouble and then throw the drink at me!!!! and wot did I do to upset the apple cart??

it's ok cos he's barred now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"we have both

I like this bar

we aim to please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drugs

Alcohol

The usual really

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

Culto a la Vida.... Mmmm

Highball glass.. Teaspoon of sugar, half a fresh lime squeezed, 60ml of Havana 7yr rum, few ice cubes and fill to the top with cranberry juice..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the bar is now open so what can I get you

I would like a Pimms please.

with ice and strawbeerys

strawberrys

Nope, ambient with mint and cucumber and a swizzle stick. One ice cube. Lose the strawberry. Chuck it at Minxie.

why would you go to all that trouble and then throw the drink at me!!!! and wot did I do to upset the apple cart??

it's ok cos he's barred now

please may I have my jelly bean now??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"the bar is now open so what can I get you

I would like a Pimms please.

with ice and strawbeerys

strawberrys

Nope, ambient with mint and cucumber and a swizzle stick. One ice cube. Lose the strawberry. Chuck it at Minxie.

why would you go to all that trouble and then throw the drink at me!!!! and wot did I do to upset the apple cart??

it's ok cos he's barred now

please may I have my jelly bean now??

on it's way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the bar is now open so what can I get you

I would like a Pimms please.

with ice and strawbeerys

strawberrys

Nope, ambient with mint and cucumber and a swizzle stick. One ice cube. Lose the strawberry. Chuck it at Minxie.

why would you go to all that trouble and then throw the drink at me!!!! and wot did I do to upset the apple cart??

it's ok cos he's barred now

please may I have my jelly bean now??

on it's way

thank u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh good timing,ive just finished my vodka and cock

care for another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jd straight

Me too please. X"
how do you like it x

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Welsh bird so pint of cider and black for me please! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welsh bird so pint of cider and black for me please! X"

there ya go enjoy

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

"Welsh bird so pint of cider and black for me please! X

there ya go enjoy

Ahh hits the spot thankyou! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welsh bird so pint of cider and black for me please! X

there ya go enjoy

Ahh hits the spot thankyou! Xx"

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Freshly made strong brew please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jd straight

Me too please. Xhow do you like it x"

Straight ... Don't mess with perfection!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines been hidden.....can't see it anywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the bar is now open so what can I get you

Can you serve me a vodka and please, hmmm wear a pair of your hot shorts and nothing else, thank you kindly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Freshly made strong brew please

light wait

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Freshly made strong brew please

light wait

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I have decided not to partake of alcohol for a little while....too much Tequila over the weekend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Freshly made strong brew please

light wait

I have decided not to partake of alcohol for a little while....too much Tequila over the weekend.

tut tut tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines been hidden.....can't see it anywhere

S'ok Its just been delivered

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

we aim to please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

what a lovely party .. good idea of yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Disarrano and please"

Oh, can I change my mind. I want this too.

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

can I have a mint chocolate martini please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

go on then if you insist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"can I have a mint chocolate martini please

with crushed ice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

don't forget to help yourself to the nuts on the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"don't forget to help yourself to the nuts on the bar

Can I ask the obvious here - if you are sitting on the bar, who is serving the drinks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"don't forget to help yourself to the nuts on the bar

Can I ask the obvious here - if you are sitting on the bar, who is serving the drinks?

cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"don't forget to help yourself to the nuts on the bar

Can I ask the obvious here - if you are sitting on the bar, who is serving the drinks?

cheeky

yes thats how I pictured u ..... sitting on the bar - naked ........ legs crossed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

San Miguel for me pls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"San Miguel for me pls

ho probs just let me get down off the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I trouble you for another one please??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

no trouble at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no trouble at all

thank u

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A pint of the usual for me please and a half a pint of Strychnine for the ex

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pint of the usual for me please and a half a pint of Strychnine for the ex

on it way over to your table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anthrax is normally good sent thro the post, failing that arsenic put into their cup of tea shd work

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By *ysteryboatMan
over a year ago

Brighton

pint of creamy guinness and a quadruple vodka to wash it down if you'd be so kind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Southern comfort n come purlease xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

on it's way

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Death wish Coffee, I have to be up early

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By *ysteryboatMan
over a year ago

Brighton

where's my drink, barman ?

can't get the staff these days . . .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"where's my drink, barman ?

can't get the staff these days . . ."

on it's way the lady wanted southern comfort and come and that takes time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Semen, straight up, please...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ok I'll pass you a cushion to kneel on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jeeez two drinks and I feel K-lined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just an Evian water for me please, as I'm working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glen Roth on the rocks. Given the likeliness that its not stocked, Jameson's is next choice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just an Evian water for me please, as I'm working

no probs my friend

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"jeeez two drinks and I feel K-lined

ffs lightweight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"jeeez two drinks and I feel K-lined

ffs lightweight

they were pints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"jeeez two drinks and I feel K-lined

ffs lightweight

they were pints

yeah and I bet you don't know wots in em either lol

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By *ysteryboatMan
over a year ago

Brighton

"where's my drink, barman ?

can't get the staff these days . . .

on it's way the lady wanted southern comfort and come and that takes time

how about you slip me the vodka and she can help herself to your semen supply while you slowly pour my guinness ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"where's my drink, barman ?

can't get the staff these days . . .

on it's way the lady wanted southern comfort and come and that takes time

how about you slip me the vodka and she can help herself to your semen supply while you slowly pour my guinness ?"

sounds good to me

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By *ysteryboatMan
over a year ago

Brighton

forget it . . .

i'm off to the Rovers Return . . .

always the chance of seeing "our david" kicking off at his brother for impregnating his wife, or some similar excitement.

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By *ysteryboatMan
over a year ago

Brighton

always the way - your drink arrives just as you're about to head out the door.

thank you, barman. have one yourself on me. [not in a gay way]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'll have a JD thanks

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"jeeez two drinks and I feel K-lined

ffs lightweight

they were pints

yeah and I bet you don't know wots in em either lol

Crabbie's Alcoholic Ginger Beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peroni for me and a Rekorderlig Strawberry for me bird

Bloody hell that's our tipples, either way. She loves Peroni too and I love Rekorderlig. You must drink in one of the cool bars in town too "

we have friends who own a few bars in chester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crabbie's Alcoholic Ginger Beer

Never heard of that but sounds good! Do they make an alcoholic birch beer too?

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