FabSwingers.com forum: If you could punch one celebrity in the face

By *lint Eastwood OP Man
3 hours ago

Southend

Who would it be?

Just popped into my head as I’m watching Tony Bellew go on and on, but my answer is actually Owen Wilson…

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By *ickle_my_pickleWoman
3 hours ago

nosy town

Sam smith

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
3 hours ago

SW1A1AA

Paddy Mcguiness

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By *avexxMan
3 hours ago

cheshire

"Paddy Mcguiness"
,, double puch diamond

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By *rumbly BadgerWoman
3 hours ago

Whoville

Chris Martin. Fucking hate cold play.

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By *ack DawXXXMan
3 hours ago

Weybridge

Nigal Farage.

Right in the wind pipe

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By *rumbly BadgerWoman
3 hours ago

Whoville

Or either one of the Gallagher brothers. Hate them too equally.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
3 hours ago

SW1A1AA

"Paddy Mcguiness,, double puch diamond"
Dont know what it is but i avoid anything hes on

Just cant stand him

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By *ez188Man
3 hours ago

Bromsgrove

Piers Morgan

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By *anticoreMan
3 hours ago

Malvern

"Piers Morgan "
same here

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By *ack DawXXXMan
3 hours ago

Weybridge

Danny Dyer And Ross Kemp.

Both at the same time. Just because they're always acting hard. But the reality is they're both a pair of luvvies.

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By *ack DawXXXMan
3 hours ago

Weybridge

"Piers Morgan same here "

I'm with you. And I'm in the queue!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
3 hours ago

SW1A1AA

Katie hopkins

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By *nbowedMan
3 hours ago

Wythall

"Chris Martin. Fucking hate cold play. "

I was going to say Romesh but you are actually correct. Preferably right as he's about to say "I will ... fix you". Fucking have some you little simp wanker and don't you dare to presume you can fix anyone. You're a fucking pop star and not a good one, not a therapist.

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By *ualityNotQuantityUKCouple
3 hours ago

Derby

"Sam smith"

Can't count politicians as spoilt for choice, but have to agree, Sam Smith is a great shout.

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By *M70Couple
3 hours ago

fareham

Rylan Clarke

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By *nbowedMan
3 hours ago

Wythall

"Or either one of the Gallagher brothers. Hate them too equally. "

Noel's a bigheaded twat who's made a career out of loving Paul McCartney a little too much. Liam is just a twat who once had a fantastic voice but is now a busted flush.

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By *inkShyWoman
3 hours ago

near Windsor

P Diddy

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By *nbowedMan
3 hours ago

Wythall

"Katie hopkins"

A fist is too small a thing for that cockroach.

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By *stwo80Couple
3 hours ago

yorkshire

Lenny Henry

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By *atural_born_thriller_xMan
3 hours ago

Katie Price

Piers Morgan X

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By *ack DawXXXMan
3 hours ago

Weybridge

Andrew Neil.

Henna headed, fucktard.

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By *orksguy1965Man
3 hours ago

Howden

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By *orksguy1965Man
3 hours ago

Howden

"Katie Price

Piers Morgan X "

Well said

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By *urManInCreteMan
3 hours ago

Crete/NW Leicestershire

"Who would it be?

Just popped into my head as I’m watching Tony Bellew go on and on, but my answer is actually Owen Wilson…"

Clint Eastwood

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By *urManInCreteMan
3 hours ago

Crete/NW Leicestershire

"Lenny Henry "

You'll have to fight me first, Lenny's great.

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By *hyllMan
3 hours ago

461 Ocean Boulevard

Richard Madeley …

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By *urManInCreteMan
3 hours ago

Crete/NW Leicestershire

"Richard Madeley …

Oh come on, challenge yourself man.

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By *ickle_my_pickleWoman
3 hours ago

nosy town

"Richard Madeley …

Oh come on, challenge yourself man."

🤣

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By *hyllMan
2 hours ago

461 Ocean Boulevard

"Richard Madeley …

Oh come on, challenge yourself man."

I am so giggling just now !

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By *onathanjonesMan
2 hours ago

Chester

Jimmy Carr.

I carrrrrrnt stand him.

Seriously though I can’t. Alright, jokes are jokes, people like different stuff, but is talking about what he talks about funny? Really?!

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By *INKYLOVE69Couple
2 hours ago

Chesterfield

Jeremy vine & Gary Lineker

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By *londie 999Woman
2 hours ago

staffs

Amanda Holden

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By *urManInCreteMan
2 hours ago

Crete/NW Leicestershire

"Amanda Holden "

Careful, you might get the repair bill.

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By *ack DawXXXMan
2 hours ago

Weybridge

"Amanda Holden "

She's high up on the "celebrities we'd like to bum". With that in mind. I think she's suffered enough.

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By *ikachu82Man
2 hours ago

Lowestoft

Steven gerrard

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By *gp_sub01Man
2 hours ago

malaga

Cristiano Ronaldo

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
2 hours ago

SW1A1AA

"Andrew Neil.

Henna headed, fucktard."
I dont know who he is

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By *ythaOggWoman
2 hours ago

Lancre Town

Frank Skinner

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By *gent CoulsonMan
2 hours ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Given the chance Pete Hegseth and or Kash Patel

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By *yprusdreamWoman
2 hours ago

Cyprus

Claudia Winkleman, annoys the life out of me 🙄

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By *appyhumper123Man
1 hour ago

ayr

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