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P.s. the sanitary product mess in the ladies was her down there ⬇️🤫 | |||
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"Gin please" There you go my darling diamond… Diamondowski! | |||
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"Pepsi max for me please, designated driver tonight " Pepsi Max!!! Would you like ice and lime? | |||
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"Is it bottle water or tap?" It depends on how much you want to pay. A bottle of water is only £4.19 lol. | |||
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"I had way too much wine last night and took advantage of the free Prosecco welcome drinks so a soft drink for me please " Is Pepsi max ok? | |||
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"Gin please There you go my darling diamond… Diamondowski!" oooh that sounds posh | |||
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"Can I please have a diet cola with ice and a slice? Cause I'm well posh innit
P.s. the sanitary product mess in the ladies was her down there ⬇️🤫"Yes of course. As they’d say in Birmingham; “uyce and a sluyce!” Lol. Dirty ladies. Someone’s going to get banned. | |||
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"A mocktail please 🍸" Ohhhh god, that could be anything!!! I’ve made you a Virgin Mojito - to go with your sexual status! Lol | |||
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"I had way too much wine last night and took advantage of the free Prosecco welcome drinks so a soft drink for me please Is Pepsi max ok?" It will do ☺️ | |||
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"oh god ive been in some toilets where sanitary towels have been left on the floor. What possess the dirty gits" God knows. My mum works in a hotel and she says “women are vile”. I wouldn’t know personally. | |||
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"Gin please There you go my darling diamond… Diamondowski!oooh that sounds posh" Yeah, a bit of a Polish twist to it. | |||
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"J20 please any colour." I call that Jydrogen dioxide! Here you gooooooo!!! Small bottles now. Don’t drink it all at once. | |||
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"oh god ive been in some toilets where sanitary towels have been left on the floor. What possess the dirty gits God knows. My mum works in a hotel and she says “women are vile”. I wouldn’t know personally. " Gender neutral toilets in uni. Some women are disgusting. Cleanliness should be a mandatory subject for everyone at GCSE level. | |||
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"Nice hoppy IPA please " Ohhh, that’s what I’d have too. Jaipur!!! Here we go. | |||
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"I had way too much wine last night and took advantage of the free Prosecco welcome drinks so a soft drink for me please Is Pepsi max ok? It will do ☺️" There we gooooooo!!!! | |||
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"White wine, please and get yourself one "Thanks!! Here you go!! | |||
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"Pepsi max for me please, designated driver tonight Pepsi Max!!! Would you like ice and lime?" Lime, no ice thank you | |||
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"oh god ive been in some toilets where sanitary towels have been left on the floor. What possess the dirty gits God knows. My mum works in a hotel and she says “women are vile”. I wouldn’t know personally. Gender neutral toilets in uni. Some women are disgusting. Cleanliness should be a mandatory subject for everyone at GCSE level." Do you think it’s laziness or poor structure/discipline at home? I do know someone who just isn’t used to organisation. She just dumps stuff everywhere. The house is a mess but she thinks it’s normal. | |||
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"£3.90 we paid for half a pint of cola today. I thought that was expensive " Ridiculous, Chester is getting ridiculous. I paid £7 for a pint last week. It’s getting stupid. | |||
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"Ive plenty of crisps to go with the drinks" Still? 
It's like the never ending bag of crisps a.k.a heaven 😍 | |||
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"Ive plenty of crisps to go with the drinks Still?
It's like the never ending bag of crisps a.k.a heaven 😍"Ive only had about four packets | |||
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"Can I have a chilled bottle of pinot please? Two glasses in case anyone would like to join me " Perfecto sireeeeeee, It’s kept at around 13c or so. I hope that ok for you. | |||
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"Can I have a chilled bottle of pinot please? Two glasses in case anyone would like to join me Perfecto sireeeeeee, It’s kept at around 13c or so. I hope that ok for you. " That will quite fine. Thank you for that | |||
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"Still a pint of stout for me please " Nice and easy!!! There you go! Make yourself comfortable!!! | |||
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"JJ do you have any of the scampi fries tucked behind your bar? You know, the ones that make your breath stink, but are so moerish 🤤 Can I have 6 packets please? "Yes, those are on those hanging cards. Are they the green ones? I’ll have to have a look. We’ve got nuts and all sorts here. Hang on a minute. | |||
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"Pepsi max for me please, designated driver tonight Pepsi Max!!! Would you like ice and lime? Lime, no ice thank you " Eughhhh no ice, that’s just cost me 16p in Pepsi. hahaha xx | |||
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"Ive plenty of crisps to go with the drinks" Hey Diamo!!! You’re not allowed to bring your own crisps in!! We sell them here. | |||
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"Can I have a chilled bottle of pinot please? Two glasses in case anyone would like to join me Perfecto sireeeeeee, It’s kept at around 13c or so. I hope that ok for you. That will quite fine. Thank you for that" There we gooooooooooooo…. Ooops, is that lipstick on one of the glasses?!? I’ll just change that for you. | |||
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"Your responses were better than I get" I’ve got staff working here too. If they serve you they’ll slide the drink, frown and say “£8.22”. | |||
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"Ive plenty of crisps to go with the drinks Hey Diamo!!! You’re not allowed to bring your own crisps in!! We sell them here. " whoops I will have a scotch egg then | |||
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"Ive plenty of crisps to go with the drinks Hey Diamo!!! You’re not allowed to bring your own crisps in!! We sell them here. whoops I will have a scotch egg then" Shhhhhh 🤫 I won't tell if you don't What flavours of crisps have you got left? | |||
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"Ive plenty of crisps to go with the drinks Hey Diamo!!! You’re not allowed to bring your own crisps in!! We sell them here. whoops I will have a scotch egg then Shhhhhh 🤫 I won't tell if you don't What flavours of crisps have you got left? " Dont tell JJ but ive got plain, prawn cocktail, salt and vinegar and cheese and onion But thats our secret | |||
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"Ive plenty of crisps to go with the drinks Hey Diamo!!! You’re not allowed to bring your own crisps in!! We sell them here. whoops I will have a scotch egg then Shhhhhh 🤫 I won't tell if you don't What flavours of crisps have you got left? Dont tell JJ but ive got plain, prawn cocktail, salt and vinegar and cheese and onion But thats our secret" ***Secret handshake*** Can I have 3 of each and I'll pop a note in your thong later  | |||
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"Ive plenty of crisps to go with the drinks Hey Diamo!!! You’re not allowed to bring your own crisps in!! We sell them here. whoops I will have a scotch egg then" A scotch egg?!?! Love, it’s a late night bar!!! It’s crisps, nuts, etc!!!! Here, have some nuts (I just shaved them!) lol. | |||
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"Ive plenty of crisps to go with the drinks Hey Diamo!!! You’re not allowed to bring your own crisps in!! We sell them here. whoops I will have a scotch egg then Shhhhhh 🤫 I won't tell if you don't What flavours of crisps have you got left? " Ladies!!!! Please!!! Bar rules!!! | |||
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"I’ll take a Guinness and whiskey chaser " A nice easy order….. There you go! Watch those ladies down the back there. They’re up to no good. | |||
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"Ive plenty of crisps to go with the drinks Hey Diamo!!! You’re not allowed to bring your own crisps in!! We sell them here. whoops I will have a scotch egg then Shhhhhh 🤫 I won't tell if you don't What flavours of crisps have you got left? Dont tell JJ but ive got plain, prawn cocktail, salt and vinegar and cheese and onion But thats our secret ***Secret handshake*** Can I have 3 of each and I'll pop a note in your thong later "Hmmmmmm…. I think I can tell who’s being naughty in the bar. It better not be you two with those pads and tampons. | |||
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"Good evening OP, Being late in the evening , please may I have a large malt whiskey 🥃 please, with a drop of water … if that’s ok ? " I have Glenlivet. A gentleman came in here a few days ago and asked for a very specific bottle. It was £300 a bottle. I had to explain that we don’t have those in stock. Just the basics. | |||
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"Ive plenty of crisps to go with the drinks Hey Diamo!!! You’re not allowed to bring your own crisps in!! We sell them here. whoops I will have a scotch egg then Shhhhhh 🤫 I won't tell if you don't What flavours of crisps have you got left? Dont tell JJ but ive got plain, prawn cocktail, salt and vinegar and cheese and onion But thats our secret ***Secret handshake*** Can I have 3 of each and I'll pop a note in your thong later "you can but becareful hes back  | |||
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"JJ, it was all Diamondsmiles idea, I'm sweet and innocent I am "I saw that my darling. I’ll have a word with her later on lol. | |||
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"Ive plenty of crisps to go with the drinks Hey Diamo!!! You’re not allowed to bring your own crisps in!! We sell them here. whoops I will have a scotch egg then Shhhhhh 🤫 I won't tell if you don't What flavours of crisps have you got left? Dont tell JJ but ive got plain, prawn cocktail, salt and vinegar and cheese and onion But thats our secret ***Secret handshake*** Can I have 3 of each and I'll pop a note in your thong later you can but becareful hes back "Lols | |||
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"Good evening OP, Being late in the evening , please may I have a large malt whiskey 🥃 please, with a drop of water … if that’s ok ? I have Glenlivet. A gentleman came in here a few days ago and asked for a very specific bottle. It was £300 a bottle. I had to explain that we don’t have those in stock. Just the basics. " Just perfect … thanks OP | |||
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"JJ, it was all Diamondsmiles idea, I'm sweet and innocent I am "I only mentioned crisps and you where like a rat up a drain pipe | |||
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"Ive plenty of crisps to go with the drinks Hey Diamo!!! You’re not allowed to bring your own crisps in!! We sell them here. whoops I will have a scotch egg then A scotch egg?!?! Love, it’s a late night bar!!! It’s crisps, nuts, etc!!!!I will have kp salted peanuts if I must Here, have some nuts (I just shaved them!) lol. " | |||
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"Good evening OP, Being late in the evening , please may I have a large malt whiskey 🥃 please, with a drop of water … if that’s ok ? I have Glenlivet. A gentleman came in here a few days ago and asked for a very specific bottle. It was £300 a bottle. I had to explain that we don’t have those in stock. Just the basics. Just perfect … thanks OP " Enjoy!! | |||
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"oh fuck it. Im trying to say I will have kp nuts" Ok perfect! Lol, it’s 2 for £1!!! | |||
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"oh fuck it. Im trying to say I will have kp nuts Ok perfect! Lol, it’s 2 for £1!!!" sold, I will have 2 packets | |||
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"oh fuck it. Im trying to say I will have kp nuts Ok perfect! Lol, it’s 2 for £1!!!sold, I will have 2 packets" Perfect!!! No more bringing snacks into the bar!!! | |||
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"oh fuck it. Im trying to say I will have kp nuts Ok perfect! Lol, it’s 2 for £1!!!sold, I will have 2 packets Perfect!!! No more bringing snacks into the bar!!!" I promise | |||
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"Ill have 67.5% gin please " Hooooowwwwwwww muchhh!!!!! Girl!!! We can’t be serving that!!!!!! | |||
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"Do I open a new bottle of gin or not?" Lol, from the bar or have you brought your own in?! | |||
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"Do I open a new bottle of gin or not? Lol, from the bar or have you brought your own in?!" am I allowed to bring my own | |||
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"Do I open a new bottle of gin or not? Lol, from the bar or have you brought your own in?!am I allowed to bring my own" Nooooooooo!!!! What is it with you bringing you own drink and snacks!!! We have rent to pay for!!! | |||
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"Do I open a new bottle of gin or not? Lol, from the bar or have you brought your own in?!am I allowed to bring my own Nooooooooo!!!! What is it with you bringing you own drink and snacks!!! We have rent to pay for!!!" lol, well pour me a large one. Ive 50% on my phone and not going to bed just yet | |||
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"Do I open a new bottle of gin or not? Lol, from the bar or have you brought your own in?!am I allowed to bring my own Nooooooooo!!!! What is it with you bringing you own drink and snacks!!! We have rent to pay for!!!lol, well pour me a large one. Ive 50% on my phone and not going to bed just yet" Ok, ok, finally, you don’t mind supporting your local!!! Here you go! | |||
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"Do I open a new bottle of gin or not? Lol, from the bar or have you brought your own in?!am I allowed to bring my own Nooooooooo!!!! What is it with you bringing you own drink and snacks!!! We have rent to pay for!!!lol, well pour me a large one. Ive 50% on my phone and not going to bed just yet Ok, ok, finally, you don’t mind supporting your local!!! Here you go!" I just opened another of your fine gins in your absence.I helped myself | |||
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"Do I open a new bottle of gin or not? Lol, from the bar or have you brought your own in?!am I allowed to bring my own Nooooooooo!!!! What is it with you bringing you own drink and snacks!!! We have rent to pay for!!!lol, well pour me a large one. Ive 50% on my phone and not going to bed just yet Ok, ok, finally, you don’t mind supporting your local!!! Here you go!I just opened another of your fine gins in your absence.I helped myself "Wow, wow, wow!!!! You can’t just go behind the bar!!!!! Oh my god!!! What have you opened now?!?! | |||
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"I'll have a Monkey 57 with tonic please "There you go madam! Oh I love Cyprus! | |||
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"I'll have a Monkey 57 with tonic please "I actually meant a Monkey 47, bloody typos 🙄 but dying of thirst here bartender 😜 | |||
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"Bar tender is a light weight. Im considering cheese on toast" What’s with all this abuse!!! I’m going to have to get security! Lol, I’ll hire a massive lesbian to protect me. 6’6 heavyweight. | |||
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"I'll have a Monkey 57 with tonic please
There you go madam! Oh I love Cyprus!"Thank you so much, you got my order correct even with the typo 😜 | |||
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"I'll have a Monkey 57 with tonic please
I actually meant a Monkey 47, bloody typos 🙄 but dying of thirst here bartender 😜"I understood!! Dying of thirst….. ahhhh, Cyprus!!! | |||
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"I'll have a Monkey 57 with tonic please
There you go madam! Oh I love Cyprus!
Thank you so much, you got my order correct even with the typo 😜"Someone asked for 67.5% gin before!!! | |||
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"Bar tender is a light weight. Im considering cheese on toast What’s with all this abuse!!! I’m going to have to get security! Lol, I’ll hire a massive lesbian to protect me. 6’6 heavyweight. " oh your back. I fancy cheese on toast Are you serving that or do I have to make my own | |||
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"I'll have a Monkey 57 with tonic please
I actually meant a Monkey 47, bloody typos 🙄 but dying of thirst here bartender 😜
I understood!! Dying of thirst….. ahhhh, Cyprus!!!"It's ok, you made it just in time, was about to leave for another bar | |||
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"I'll have a Monkey 57 with tonic please
I actually meant a Monkey 47, bloody typos 🙄 but dying of thirst here bartender 😜
I understood!! Dying of thirst….. ahhhh, Cyprus!!!
It's ok, you made it just in time, was about to leave for another bar "Nah, that place is quiet i heard! | |||
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"Bar tender is a light weight. Im considering cheese on toast" I fancy cheese on toast now too | |||
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"Bar tender is a light weight. Im considering cheese on toast What’s with all this abuse!!! I’m going to have to get security! Lol, I’ll hire a massive lesbian to protect me. 6’6 heavyweight. oh your back. I fancy cheese on toast Are you serving that or do I have to make my own" It’s 1am love, this is a late night bar, in a nice area, not a takeaway outside some shitty club!!! We stop serving food at 10pm!!! | |||
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"I'll have a Monkey 57 with tonic please
I actually meant a Monkey 47, bloody typos 🙄 but dying of thirst here bartender 😜
I understood!! Dying of thirst….. ahhhh, Cyprus!!!
It's ok, you made it just in time, was about to leave for another bar "Lols, some demanding customers tonight. God!!!! | |||
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"I'll have a Monkey 57 with tonic please
I actually meant a Monkey 47, bloody typos 🙄 but dying of thirst here bartender 😜
I understood!! Dying of thirst….. ahhhh, Cyprus!!!
It's ok, you made it just in time, was about to leave for another bar
Nah, that place is quiet i heard!"Lolz | |||
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"Do we have outdoor heating in the smoking shelter I dont smoke but im getting a bit chilly" Yes we do, but don’t mess with it, I’ll turn it on for you now!!! | |||
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"Bar tender is a light weight. Im considering cheese on toast I fancy cheese on toast now too " Do you want some tomato ketchup on it | |||
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"Bar tender is a light weight. Im considering cheese on toast I fancy cheese on toast now too " We’ve stopped serving food I’m sorry! We have crisps, nuts and all that stuff!! | |||
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"Bar tender is a light weight. Im considering cheese on toast I fancy cheese on toast now too Do you want some tomato ketchup on it" The kitchen is closed!!!! | |||
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"Bar tender is a light weight. Im considering cheese on toast I fancy cheese on toast now too Do you want some tomato ketchup on it" No bit I do like a bit of marmite | |||
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"Bar tender is a light weight. Im considering cheese on toast I fancy cheese on toast now too We’ve stopped serving food I’m sorry! We have crisps, nuts and all that stuff!!" You have nuts? .. | |||
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"I'll have a Monkey 57 with tonic please
I actually meant a Monkey 47, bloody typos 🙄 but dying of thirst here bartender 😜
I understood!! Dying of thirst….. ahhhh, Cyprus!!!
It's ok, you made it just in time, was about to leave for another bar
Lols, some demanding customers tonight. God!!!!"Tell me about it, just finished a 9 hour shift in a crazy busy one and thought I'd try yours for a relaxing drink before bed | |||
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"Bar tender is a light weight. Im considering cheese on toast I fancy cheese on toast now too We’ve stopped serving food I’m sorry! We have crisps, nuts and all that stuff!! You have nuts? .. " You may find it hard to believe, but yes hahahaha | |||
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house What kind of bar is this" Lol | |||
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"Bar tender is a light weight. Im considering cheese on toast I fancy cheese on toast now too Do you want some tomato ketchup on it No bit I do like a bit of marmite " Ive got marmite | |||
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"I'll have a Monkey 57 with tonic please
I actually meant a Monkey 47, bloody typos 🙄 but dying of thirst here bartender 😜
I understood!! Dying of thirst….. ahhhh, Cyprus!!!
It's ok, you made it just in time, was about to leave for another bar
Lols, some demanding customers tonight. God!!!!
Tell me about it, just finished a 9 hour shift in a crazy busy one and thought I'd try yours for a relaxing drink before bed "Which one?! In Aiya? | |||
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house What kind of bar is this" Tell me about it. I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? | |||
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"I'll have a Monkey 57 with tonic please
I actually meant a Monkey 47, bloody typos 🙄 but dying of thirst here bartender 😜
I understood!! Dying of thirst….. ahhhh, Cyprus!!!
It's ok, you made it just in time, was about to leave for another bar
Lols, some demanding customers tonight. God!!!!
Tell me about it, just finished a 9 hour shift in a crazy busy one and thought I'd try yours for a relaxing drink before bed
Which one?! In Aiya?"In Prot | |||
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house What kind of bar is this Tell me about it. I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? " you need to get some but ive lashings of.lurpak, cheese and marmite | |||
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house What kind of bar is this Tell me about it. I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? you need to get some but ive lashings of.lurpak, cheese and marmite" Just need wine then | |||
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house What kind of bar is this Tell me about it. I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? you need to get some but ive lashings of.lurpak, cheese and marmite Just need wine then " Ive got gin. You will have to bring wine with you | |||
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house What kind of bar is this Tell me about it. I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? " Hahahahahahaah | |||
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"I'll have a Monkey 57 with tonic please
I actually meant a Monkey 47, bloody typos 🙄 but dying of thirst here bartender 😜
I understood!! Dying of thirst….. ahhhh, Cyprus!!!
It's ok, you made it just in time, was about to leave for another bar
Lols, some demanding customers tonight. God!!!!
Tell me about it, just finished a 9 hour shift in a crazy busy one and thought I'd try yours for a relaxing drink before bed
Which one?! In Aiya?
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house What kind of bar is this Tell me about it. I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? you need to get some but ive lashings of.lurpak, cheese and marmite Just need wine then " God, then you can all piss off, out of my bar. | |||
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house What kind of bar is this Tell me about it. I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? you need to get some but ive lashings of.lurpak, cheese and marmite Just need wine then Ive got gin. You will have to bring wine with you" The gin can stay here. You took it off the shelf. Win is staying here too. You’ll have to go to a late night shop! | |||
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house What kind of bar is this Tell me about it. I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? you need to get some but ive lashings of.lurpak, cheese and marmite Just need wine then God, then you can all piss off, out of my bar. " I just read ‘piss on my bar’ | |||
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house What kind of bar is this Tell me about it. I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? you need to get some but ive lashings of.lurpak, cheese and marmite Just need wine then God, then you can all piss off, out of my bar. " touchy touchy If you served food later we wouldnt have to leave | |||
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house What kind of bar is this Tell me about it. I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? you need to get some but ive lashings of.lurpak, cheese and marmite Just need wine then God, then you can all piss off, out of my bar. I just read ‘piss on my bar’" I’m going to need to get security for tomorrow. I’ve got bitches throwing tampons and pads everywhere, people robbing drinks, eating food in here from other places. Now a tv wandering around fucking guys in the toilets, pissing everywhere. Holy fuck. | |||
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house What kind of bar is this Tell me about it. I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? you need to get some but ive lashings of.lurpak, cheese and marmite Just need wine then God, then you can all piss off, out of my bar. touchy touchy If you served food later we wouldnt have to leave" It’s not worth turning the fryers on, the machines etc!!! You lot have been a nightmare tonight!!! | |||
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house What kind of bar is this Tell me about it. I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? you need to get some but ive lashings of.lurpak, cheese and marmite Just need wine then God, then you can all piss off, out of my bar. I just read ‘piss on my bar’ I’m going to need to get security for tomorrow. I’ve got bitches throwing tampons and pads everywhere, people robbing drinks, eating food in here from other places. Now a tv wandering around fucking guys in the toilets, pissing everywhere. Holy fuck. " pmsl | |||
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house What kind of bar is this Tell me about it. I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? you need to get some but ive lashings of.lurpak, cheese and marmite Just need wine then God, then you can all piss off, out of my bar. I just read ‘piss on my bar’ I’m going to need to get security for tomorrow. I’ve got bitches throwing tampons and pads everywhere, people robbing drinks, eating food in here from other places. Now a tv wandering around fucking guys in the toilets, pissing everywhere. Holy fuck. " Awful! Got crisps? | |||
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house What kind of bar is this Tell me about it. I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? you need to get some but ive lashings of.lurpak, cheese and marmite Just need wine then God, then you can all piss off, out of my bar. I just read ‘piss on my bar’ I’m going to need to get security for tomorrow. I’ve got bitches throwing tampons and pads everywhere, people robbing drinks, eating food in here from other places. Now a tv wandering around fucking guys in the toilets, pissing everywhere. Holy fuck. Awful! Got crisps? " Ive got crisps | |||
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"I'll have a Monkey 57 with tonic please
I actually meant a Monkey 47, bloody typos 🙄 but dying of thirst here bartender 😜
I understood!! Dying of thirst….. ahhhh, Cyprus!!!
It's ok, you made it just in time, was about to leave for another bar
Lols, some demanding customers tonight. God!!!!
Tell me about it, just finished a 9 hour shift in a crazy busy one and thought I'd try yours for a relaxing drink before bed
Which one?! In Aiya?
In Prot
I don’t remember that place x"Protaras | |||
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house What kind of bar is this Tell me about it. I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? you need to get some but ive lashings of.lurpak, cheese and marmite Just need wine then God, then you can all piss off, out of my bar. I just read ‘piss on my bar’ I’m going to need to get security for tomorrow. I’ve got bitches throwing tampons and pads everywhere, people robbing drinks, eating food in here from other places. Now a tv wandering around fucking guys in the toilets, pissing everywhere. Holy fuck. Awful! Got crisps? " Yes we have! 2 for £1! | |||
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"This is what happens when dish out alcohol to the clientele They become rebels" Lols | |||
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house What kind of bar is this Tell me about it. I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? you need to get some but ive lashings of.lurpak, cheese and marmite Just need wine then God, then you can all piss off, out of my bar. I just read ‘piss on my bar’ I’m going to need to get security for tomorrow. I’ve got bitches throwing tampons and pads everywhere, people robbing drinks, eating food in here from other places. Now a tv wandering around fucking guys in the toilets, pissing everywhere. Holy fuck. Awful! Got crisps? Yes we have! 2 for £1!" 2 crisps for a quid?! | |||
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house What kind of bar is this Tell me about it. I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? you need to get some but ive lashings of.lurpak, cheese and marmite Just need wine then God, then you can all piss off, out of my bar. I just read ‘piss on my bar’ I’m going to need to get security for tomorrow. I’ve got bitches throwing tampons and pads everywhere, people robbing drinks, eating food in here from other places. Now a tv wandering around fucking guys in the toilets, pissing everywhere. Holy fuck. Awful! Got crisps? Yes we have! 2 for £1! 2 crisps for a quid?! " For you yeah!!! Ha! | |||
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"Its hard work keeping up with a thread isnt it op" Multitasking gurllll. Messages and this and facefuck. Master of multi!!! | |||
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house What kind of bar is this Tell me about it. I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? you need to get some but ive lashings of.lurpak, cheese and marmite Just need wine then God, then you can all piss off, out of my bar. I just read ‘piss on my bar’ I’m going to need to get security for tomorrow. I’ve got bitches throwing tampons and pads everywhere, people robbing drinks, eating food in here from other places. Now a tv wandering around fucking guys in the toilets, pissing everywhere. Holy fuck. Awful! Got crisps? Yes we have! 2 for £1! 2 crisps for a quid?! For you yeah!!! Ha!" Ok let me lick a few see if i want to buy | |||
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"Its hard work keeping up with a thread isnt it op Multitasking gurllll. Messages and this and facefuck. Master of multi!!!" oooh arnt you Mr popular | |||
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house What kind of bar is this Tell me about it. I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? you need to get some but ive lashings of.lurpak, cheese and marmite Just need wine then God, then you can all piss off, out of my bar. I just read ‘piss on my bar’ I’m going to need to get security for tomorrow. I’ve got bitches throwing tampons and pads everywhere, people robbing drinks, eating food in here from other places. Now a tv wandering around fucking guys in the toilets, pissing everywhere. Holy fuck. Awful! Got crisps? Yes we have! 2 for £1! 2 crisps for a quid?! For you yeah!!! Ha! Ok let me lick a few see if i want to buy " Lols!!! Right!!! Bed time!!! Everybody out my pub!!! Slayyy gurl!!! | |||
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"Its hard work keeping up with a thread isnt it op Multitasking gurllll. Messages and this and facefuck. Master of multi!!!oooh arnt you Mr popular" It’s my delightful charm!!! | |||
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house What kind of bar is this Tell me about it. I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? you need to get some but ive lashings of.lurpak, cheese and marmite Just need wine then God, then you can all piss off, out of my bar. I just read ‘piss on my bar’ I’m going to need to get security for tomorrow. I’ve got bitches throwing tampons and pads everywhere, people robbing drinks, eating food in here from other places. Now a tv wandering around fucking guys in the toilets, pissing everywhere. Holy fuck. Awful! Got crisps? Yes we have! 2 for £1! 2 crisps for a quid?! For you yeah!!! Ha! Ok let me lick a few see if i want to buy Lols!!! Right!!! Bed time!!! Everybody out my pub!!! Slayyy gurl!!!" Roitgerraamaaapubyaslaaaags That’s one word btw | |||
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"Its hard work keeping up with a thread isnt it op Multitasking gurllll. Messages and this and facefuck. Master of multi!!!oooh arnt you Mr popular It’s my delightful charm!!! " lol I found it hard enough keeping up with my rice pudding thread Who would of thought such a thread would be so popular | |||
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house What kind of bar is this Tell me about it. I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? you need to get some but ive lashings of.lurpak, cheese and marmite Just need wine then God, then you can all piss off, out of my bar. I just read ‘piss on my bar’ I’m going to need to get security for tomorrow. I’ve got bitches throwing tampons and pads everywhere, people robbing drinks, eating food in here from other places. Now a tv wandering around fucking guys in the toilets, pissing everywhere. Holy fuck. Awful! Got crisps? Yes we have! 2 for £1! 2 crisps for a quid?! For you yeah!!! Ha! Ok let me lick a few see if i want to buy Lols!!! Right!!! Bed time!!! Everybody out my pub!!! Slayyy gurl!!! Roitgerraamaaapubyaslaaaags That’s one word btw " That’s level 10 of gayness. I’m stuck at level 2. | |||
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"Its hard work keeping up with a thread isnt it op Multitasking gurllll. Messages and this and facefuck. Master of multi!!!oooh arnt you Mr popular It’s my delightful charm!!! lol I found it hard enough keeping up with my rice pudding thread Who would of thought such a thread would be so popular" The weirder the better on here. No joke, some lady has just made a status “any fella wanna pay for my new teeth?!” Lol | |||
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house What kind of bar is this Tell me about it. I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? you need to get some but ive lashings of.lurpak, cheese and marmite Just need wine then God, then you can all piss off, out of my bar. I just read ‘piss on my bar’ I’m going to need to get security for tomorrow. I’ve got bitches throwing tampons and pads everywhere, people robbing drinks, eating food in here from other places. Now a tv wandering around fucking guys in the toilets, pissing everywhere. Holy fuck. Awful! Got crisps? Yes we have! 2 for £1! 2 crisps for a quid?! For you yeah!!! Ha! Ok let me lick a few see if i want to buy Lols!!! Right!!! Bed time!!! Everybody out my pub!!! Slayyy gurl!!! Roitgerraamaaapubyaslaaaags That’s one word btw That’s level 10 of gayness. I’m stuck at level 2. " Dammit I’m laughing | |||
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