FabSwingers.com forum: Cock comparison

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello..

On the odd occasion Ive been known to look at the new photos. However one had his cock next to a lemon, for which I can only assume is to gauge the size of his member.

What is the oddest thing u have seen to prove the length of a todger? The standard is either a deodorant can or a sky remote... Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think it would be worrying if a pair of tweezers were pictured

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The lemon might have been for his G&T.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh yes, that good old standardised unit of measurement, a lemon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sure it wasn't keith with his cock out?

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Chocolate bar,,

Feck that was me,,!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

imagine if the lemon was leaking juice... Ouch

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Ahhh yes, that good old standardised unit of measurement, a lemon."

Wouldn't a lemon be a better size guide for women? Perhaps start at a blueberry (not a waffle), up to grape, lemon, orange all the way to watermelon.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"imagine if the lemon was leaking juice... Ouch"

Would a chilli be better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen a couple with a watch on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've seen a couple with a watch on

Did it say 3 " O " cock

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've seen a couple with a watch on

Were you just passing the time of day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've seen a couple with a watch on

Did it say 3 " O " cock

I didn't look so close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've seen a couple with a watch on

Were you just passing the time of day?"

Good one

yes actually I was

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

I finally saw one that used an ACTUAL TAPE MEASURE! I nearly fell over in shock.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I finally saw one that used an ACTUAL TAPE MEASURE! I nearly fell over in shock."

How big was it then?

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

"I finally saw one that used an ACTUAL TAPE MEASURE! I nearly fell over in shock.

How big was it then?"

I really didn't pay much attention... sorry to disappoint you.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I finally saw one that used an ACTUAL TAPE MEASURE! I nearly fell over in shock.

How big was it then?

I really didn't pay much attention... sorry to disappoint you."

The poor man used an actual tool designed for measuring things and you didn't pay attention?

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

"I finally saw one that used an ACTUAL TAPE MEASURE! I nearly fell over in shock.

How big was it then?

I really didn't pay much attention... sorry to disappoint you.

The poor man used an actual tool designed for measuring things and you didn't pay attention?

I know. I am a disgrace to the site. Utter utter disgrace

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