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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just done a good 52km on the bike and came across a woman taking a piss at the side of the road. Gave Her a cheer and wave, and she give me a beep when she drove past me.

What' things have you seen while you been out riding ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirrels, duck shit and the local chavs getting pissed usually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Classy chick. Whilst trail running I once stumbled upon a couple playing. He was astride his motorbike and she was sucking him off. Was broad daylight and I had no option but to go right past. I offered a feeble "morning" lol but they was quite preoccupied.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Classy chick. Whilst trail running I once stumbled upon a couple playing. He was astride his motorbike and she was sucking him off. Was broad daylight and I had no option but to go right past. I offered a feeble "morning" lol but they was quite preoccupied. "

Went past two separate ones recently on a long run over the hills.

One- older lady taking a pee in middle of a footpath, I just trotted past and said hi!!

The other, a couple doing a photo shoot- she had skirt hitched up & had a toy out while he snapped- she smiled as caught an eyeful, he hardly flickered!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Classy chick. Whilst trail running I once stumbled upon a couple playing. He was astride his motorbike and she was sucking him off. Was broad daylight and I had no option but to go right past. I offered a feeble "morning" lol but they was quite preoccupied.

Went past two separate ones recently on a long run over the hills.

One- older lady taking a pee in middle of a footpath, I just trotted past and said hi!!

The other, a couple doing a photo shoot- she had skirt hitched up & had a toy out while he snapped- she smiled as caught an eyeful, he hardly flickered!!"

Love it. Fresh air and country side really does bring out the beast in us all lol. I recently had a wonderful session over a fallen tree. Even better I wasn't alone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I've posted this before but very apt, I was on a cycle and passed an old boy on a mobility scooter driving on the path, as I got passed him he got blinded by the glare of the sun and drove his scooter off the kerb making it tipple over and throwing him out into the middle of the road, took 3 of us 20 minutes to get him back up and away, he couldn't even support his own weight, bloody ruined my average mph

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over a year ago

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

I've got a classic for you guys here!

My cousin was cycling home from work last month and as he was, this guy pulled up slowly and his mate threw a McDonald's milkshake out of the car window at my cousin while he was driving. Really funny eh?

Thats ok providing there are no traffic lights 50 yards ahead! Haha!

My cousin stopped, picked up the milkshake (he had a quarter of it over him)... Cycled down to the traffic lights.. the went red, there was traffic around.. the guys in car had to stop... My cousin casually cycled over to them, they had windows open unaware of him coming up to them.

My cousin lent over, arm through window... And tipped the whole of the remainder of the milkshake over his lap and all over the inside of the car!

It made my day!

Dick heads... Lol

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

Lights went green with traffic behind!! Classic!

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By *isterTeaseMan
over a year ago

Chigwell


"I've got a classic for you guys here!

My cousin was cycling home from work last month and as he was, this guy pulled up slowly and his mate threw a McDonald's milkshake out of the car window at my cousin while he was driving. Really funny eh?

Thats ok providing there are no traffic lights 50 yards ahead! Haha!

My cousin stopped, picked up the milkshake (he had a quarter of it over him)... Cycled down to the traffic lights.. the went red, there was traffic around.. the guys in car had to stop... My cousin casually cycled over to them, they had windows open unaware of him coming up to them.

My cousin lent over, arm through window... And tipped the whole of the remainder of the milkshake over his lap and all over the inside of the car!

It made my day!

Dick heads... Lol "

Revenge is sweet

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale

I once had my bum felt as I was honking out of the saddle up a short road climb.

Young woman/girl leant out of the rear passenger window and grabbed my bum, thing is i was on my mountain bike coming home, so i was covered in mud and other stuff!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once had my bum felt as I was honking out of the saddle up a short road climb.

Young woman/girl leant out of the rear passenger window and grabbed my bum, thing is i was on my mountain bike coming home, so i was covered in mud and other stuff!"

Other stuff ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got a classic for you guys here!

My cousin was cycling home from work last month and as he was, this guy pulled up slowly and his mate threw a McDonald's milkshake out of the car window at my cousin while he was driving. Really funny eh?

Thats ok providing there are no traffic lights 50 yards ahead! Haha!

My cousin stopped, picked up the milkshake (he had a quarter of it over him)... Cycled down to the traffic lights.. the went red, there was traffic around.. the guys in car had to stop... My cousin casually cycled over to them, they had windows open unaware of him coming up to them.

My cousin lent over, arm through window... And tipped the whole of the remainder of the milkshake over his lap and all over the inside of the car!

It made my day!

Dick heads... Lol "

Would have had more off me, I chased a woman driver a few weeks back who was beeping her at me and only just missed me. Lights went red I caught up blowing out my hoop and give her what for I did get a sorry off her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not connected to the stories but the wife has just shown me an awesome t shirt, it says if you find me past out please pause my Garmin, I'm getting it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once came face to face on pile of cow shit

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale


"I once had my bum felt as I was honking out of the saddle up a short road climb.

Young woman/girl leant out of the rear passenger window and grabbed my bum, thing is i was on my mountain bike coming home, so i was covered in mud and other stuff!

Other stuff ? "

Probably sheep poo where i ride!!

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale


"Not connected to the stories but the wife has just shown me an awesome t shirt, it says if you find me past out please pause my Garmin, I'm getting it"

Want one!!!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Just done a good 52km"

Could you tell me what that is in "old money"? We still use Miles in this country, kilometres are for Europe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a classic for you guys here!

My cousin was cycling home from work last month and as he was, this guy pulled up slowly and his mate threw a McDonald's milkshake out of the car window at my cousin while he was driving. Really funny eh?

Thats ok providing there are no traffic lights 50 yards ahead! Haha!

My cousin stopped, picked up the milkshake (he had a quarter of it over him)... Cycled down to the traffic lights.. the went red, there was traffic around.. the guys in car had to stop... My cousin casually cycled over to them, they had windows open unaware of him coming up to them.

My cousin lent over, arm through window... And tipped the whole of the remainder of the milkshake over his lap and all over the inside of the car!

It made my day!

Dick heads... Lol "

Did very similar years ago in Birmingham got water thrown in my face form a girl in the passenger seat of a convertible. She got a blackcurrent energy drink over her head much to the amusement of her friends in the car...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back on topic, I've almost ridden over a couple shagging on some singletrack when mountain biking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a classic for you guys here!

My cousin was cycling home from work last month and as he was, this guy pulled up slowly and his mate threw a McDonald's milkshake out of the car window at my cousin while he was driving. Really funny eh?

Thats ok providing there are no traffic lights 50 yards ahead! Haha!

My cousin stopped, picked up the milkshake (he had a quarter of it over him)... Cycled down to the traffic lights.. the went red, there was traffic around.. the guys in car had to stop... My cousin casually cycled over to them, they had windows open unaware of him coming up to them.

My cousin lent over, arm through window... And tipped the whole of the remainder of the milkshake over his lap and all over the inside of the car!

It made my day!

Dick heads... Lol

Did very similar years ago in Birmingham got water thrown in my face form a girl in the passenger seat of a convertible. She got a blackcurrent energy drink over her head much to the amusement of her friends in the car...

"

I used to get a lift home from work with a guy who smoked. One morning after a crappy 12hr n/s we were driving down the motorway and he took a fag out his packet, crumpled it up and threw it out the window - 5 mins later we're at the roundabout after leaving motorway and a motorbike pulls up and guy chapped the window. He opened it and guys starts shouting that he got whacked in the face with the fag packet lolol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a classic for you guys here!

My cousin was cycling home from work last month and as he was, this guy pulled up slowly and his mate threw a McDonald's milkshake out of the car window at my cousin while he was driving. Really funny eh?

Thats ok providing there are no traffic lights 50 yards ahead! Haha!

My cousin stopped, picked up the milkshake (he had a quarter of it over him)... Cycled down to the traffic lights.. the went red, there was traffic around.. the guys in car had to stop... My cousin casually cycled over to them, they had windows open unaware of him coming up to them.

My cousin lent over, arm through window... And tipped the whole of the remainder of the milkshake over his lap and all over the inside of the car!

It made my day!

Dick heads... Lol

Did very similar years ago in Birmingham got water thrown in my face form a girl in the passenger seat of a convertible. She got a blackcurrent energy drink over her head much to the amusement of her friends in the car...

I used to get a lift home from work with a guy who smoked. One morning after a crappy 12hr n/s we were driving down the motorway and he took a fag out his packet, crumpled it up and threw it out the window - 5 mins later we're at the roundabout after leaving motorway and a motorbike pulls up and guy chapped the window. He opened it and guys starts shouting that he got whacked in the face with the fag packet lolol xxx "

Confused by the use of lolol? Is dropping litter funny? Would there have been more or less lols had your caused him to crash?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just done a good 52km

Could you tell me what that is in "old money"? We still use Miles in this country, kilometres are for Europe! "

32miles, but in cycling no matter where you are the distance is always measured in km,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cycle 45-50km a day on a racing bike and I've never seen anything particularly amusing. I blame city cycling.

There is an old man who drives past me most days and puts his hand out the window to signal for me to ride on the pavement and every time I give him a derogatory hand gesture in the rear view mirror.

How much longer must we dance this wicked dance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not connected to the stories but the wife has just shown me an awesome t shirt, it says if you find me past out please pause my Garmin, I'm getting it

Want one!!! "

The website is American, but I've found a seller on that site for buying and selling, that print anything and supply the t shirt for a tenner, I'm in the process of ordering one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just done a good 52km

Could you tell me what that is in "old money"? We still use Miles in this country, kilometres are for Europe!

32miles, but in cycling no matter where you are the distance is always measured in km,"

No it isn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Garmin measures miles, and I always work off miles, people say km's because it sounds further

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Garmin measures miles, and I always work off miles, people say km's because it sounds further"

Unashamed to say that's exactly why I use KMs

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale

Always work in miles myself, a metric century just isn't the thing!

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