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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman
over a year ago

Deviant City

....barefooted!

mine have got to be:

slugs,

lego,

plugs

and used condoms in clubs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PLUGS yes

Animal mess ... not that I have animals but have heard this has happened

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By *an and wifeyCouple
over a year ago

n lincs

4 inch nail through your Wellington boot. Ouch was in agony. Think I was nearly in a state of shock when I got to hospital lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg slugs are vile!

Snails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time for a little story..

I had a work collegue who bought himself a Kenwood food processor from Argos or somewhere like that. He got the enormous box back and dumped it in the middle of the front room. He then sat down with the box and writhed out the polystyrene packaging, instructions, machine and the bags of blades etc.

Then someone rang the door bell so he shot up to answer the door and stood on one of the slicing blades and sliced into the bottom of his heel.

He told us of his story when he came into work on crutches and all bandaged up. He was a particularly accident prone person so not out of the ordinary for him.

Rob

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"Time for a little story..

Then someone rang the door bell so he shot up to answer the door and stood on one of the slicing blades and sliced into the bottom of his heel.

He told us of his story when he came into work on crutches and all bandaged up. He was a particularly accident prone person so not out of the ordinary for him.

Rob"

ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lego, it's pure evil!

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Animal mess ... not that I have animals but have heard this has happened "

I did this as a kid! Walked into the kitchen without a light on a night and the dog had an 'upset tummy' shall we say and it squelched between my toes! Eurgh! (insert green face smiley here!)

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman
over a year ago

Deviant City

hot wheels cars! My son always had one lying around somewhere!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Cold cat sick

Hair straighteners

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Lego and plugs for me as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trod on the eye end of a needle, in the carpet...

Snapped it in half.... A &E had to cut it out....!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snails as they crunch as u step on them I dnt do it on purpose though will add that bit xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lego, it's pure evil!"

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"Cold cat sick

Hair straighteners"

stood in cold cat sick! Never hair straighteners....YET!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate sand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any small kids toy, they all have sharp edges. I hate sand. Can't stand it getting everywhere.

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"Any small kids toy, they all have sharp edges. I hate sand. Can't stand it getting everywhere.

not forgetting the condom in chams! Eeeesh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any small kids toy, they all have sharp edges. I hate sand. Can't stand it getting everywhere.

not forgetting the condom in chams! Eeeesh "

That goes without saying. Yuk

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

It's not a painful thing but I hate standing on water in a bathroom. I know it's just water but a bit of my mind thinks it could be wee lol

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"It's not a painful thing but I hate standing on water in a bathroom. I know it's just water but a bit of my mind thinks it could be wee lol "

I did this Saturday night in a club, but knew it was pee, as it was all around the loo and the sink was outside. I freaked out!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"It's not a painful thing but I hate standing on water in a bathroom. I know it's just water but a bit of my mind thinks it could be wee lol

I did this Saturday night in a club, but knew it was pee, as it was all around the loo and the sink was outside. I freaked out!

Omg that just made me gip!!!!!bleurgh

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I stood on a slug once. I screamed like a girl and almost cried lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was on a long haul flight and had taken my shoes off. decided to go the toilet but didnt think the whole shoe situation through.........until i got into the toilet!!! yuck!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg slugs are vile!

Snails

I had a racing snail once...I removed his shell to make him faster but it just made him more sluggish...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I damn well stood on my laptop lastnight.

The screen didn't crack ....but it did kind of whimper!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gloss paint!

Once ruined a brand new carpet and sadly there was no denying it was me as the ex had tiny feet and the foot prints were a bit of a giveaway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rusty old nail ....... and cat or dog poo .. can cope with horse , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stilts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pool of you own piss while standing in front of all your classmates who are laughing and pointing and saying cruel things about you…

Ahem couch–cough ,,,,, not that, that ever happened to me you understand…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wales"

Dolphins are no fun either...

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

A landmine.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I once stood on a wasp which was a bit 'ouchy'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crocs or Toms

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"Gloss paint!

Once ruined a brand new carpet and sadly there was no denying it was me as the ex had tiny feet and the foot prints were a bit of a giveaway!

oooops!

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"Crocs or Toms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat or dog sick or poo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cacti

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"A cacti

touching one is bad enough, let alone standing on one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A slug aged 2...I've never forgotten it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladder and plug upside down ouch

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Lego, hot wheels, tiny play animals/people.

Upturned plug.

I am so paranoid about squashing animals that I stare at the floor as I walk along. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

any kids toy with sharp bits on and snails hate it when the little sods are out at night and you can't see em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once ran down the stairs and onto a plug, was so painful I cried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate sand

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How do you manage on holiday? lol

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Slugs... NOOOO!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A stone fish.....or failing that a small childs foot- bloody drama queen didn't shut up for ages- i'm only 13st with big boots on- don't creep up behind me if you're gonna make an issue of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A stone fish.....or failing that a small childs foot- bloody drama queen didn't shut up for ages- i'm only 13st with big boots on- don't creep up behind me if you're gonna make an issue of it

*Puts out an ad for a 200 stone giant to step on Meaty's foot. See how you bloody like it!

My cat has a new game, run in front of me constantly in an effort to gain attention. Not sure "get out of the sodding way you stupid animal" is quite what she wants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A stone fish.....or failing that a small childs foot- bloody drama queen didn't shut up for ages- i'm only 13st with big boots on- don't creep up behind me if you're gonna make an issue of it

*Puts out an ad for a 200 stone giant to step on Meaty's foot. See how you bloody like it!

My cat has a new game, run in front of me constantly in an effort to gain attention. Not sure "get out of the sodding way you stupid animal" is quite what she wants.

So its alright to punish me for a clumsy ass kid getting itself trod on- now you want to abuse that gorgeous little pussy of yours too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ceremony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Belts (the buckle, when the prong bit is sticking up). That hurts.

But yeah plugs are the main ones for me, I tend to just rip them out the wall and leave them lying around...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hair dryer plug .. oh ive cried a few times

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

After this weekend....tent pegs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A stone fish.....or failing that a small childs foot- bloody drama queen didn't shut up for ages- i'm only 13st with big boots on- don't creep up behind me if you're gonna make an issue of it

*Puts out an ad for a 200 stone giant to step on Meaty's foot. See how you bloody like it!

My cat has a new game, run in front of me constantly in an effort to gain attention. Not sure "get out of the sodding way you stupid animal" is quite what she wants.

So its alright to punish me for a clumsy ass kid getting itself trod on- now you want to abuse that gorgeous little pussy of yours too?

You were once a "clumsy ass kid" a little empathy wouldn't go amiss

I certainly don't abuse my pussy! She's very well loved and cared for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A stone fish.....or failing that a small childs foot- bloody drama queen didn't shut up for ages- i'm only 13st with big boots on- don't creep up behind me if you're gonna make an issue of it

*Puts out an ad for a 200 stone giant to step on Meaty's foot. See how you bloody like it!

My cat has a new game, run in front of me constantly in an effort to gain attention. Not sure "get out of the sodding way you stupid animal" is quite what she wants.

So its alright to punish me for a clumsy ass kid getting itself trod on- now you want to abuse that gorgeous little pussy of yours too?

You were once a "clumsy ass kid" a little empathy wouldn't go amiss

I certainly don't abuse my pussy! She's very well loved and cared for

I'm a clumsy ass adult, which is a good reason for people to keep their offspring away from my feet

Now, when can I come and stroke that lovely soft pussy of yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A landmine."

Has Leicester really gotten that rough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A landmine.

Has Leicester really gotten that rough?

Donno but are you in the on the face pic thread