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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Come on let's have a fab party...the music is on. I am not drinking tonight had a few too many last night...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At last someone started a party

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

We'll come - staying in tonight so could do with some fun! We've just got a glass of wine each here - cheers! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll get me glad rags on

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Get the party started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We'll come - staying in tonight so could do with some fun! We've just got a glass of wine each here - cheers! Z"

Cheers

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"Get the party started

what music are you playing? Z

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By *elaxedsexyfunMan
over a year ago

Northants

Good health, I'm on my way!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get the party started

Are we staying in here or venturing to other parts later in the evening

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I think there's some spare cupcakes somewhere.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Get the party started

what music are you playing? Z"

Currently taking requests but I have some 80's going on..l

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"Get the party started

what music are you playing? Z

Currently taking requests but I have some 80's going on..l

ah - you can't beat some good 80's music - turn it up a bit! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone got any vodka to go with this diet Pepsi or shall I nip to tesco express

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was beginning to think I was the only one dancing here ...

its fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.....its fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A-A.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was beginning to think I was the only one dancing here ...

its fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.....its fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A-A.....

Nooo anything but that song

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I was beginning to think I was the only one dancing here ...

its fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.....its fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A-A.....

That's not quite how the minions sing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was beginning to think I was the only one dancing here ...

its fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.....its fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A-A.....

That's not quite how the minions sing it."

I free-style everything....

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Get the party started

what music are you playing? Z

Currently taking requests but I have some 80's going on..l

ah - you can't beat some good 80's music - turn it up a bit! Z"

It's turned up for you Zoe

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I've just made a 25l drum of sangria!!! Dive in and enjoy xx

Cheeky!! You can suck on the rum soaked oranges!!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I've just made a 25l drum of sangria!!! Dive in and enjoy xx

Cheeky!! You can suck on the rum soaked oranges!!"

Oh god the thought of alcohol is making me feel sick lol

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Is this an 'O' party?? Just asking cod there are no boyzzz around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this an 'O' party?? Just asking cod there are no boyzzz around

Can you see me

Am I here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just made a 25l drum of sangria!!! Dive in and enjoy xx

Cheeky!! You can suck on the rum soaked oranges!!"

Thinking of something else

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm not coming, I'm sitting in the corner sulking cause you thought it was funny that I thought Alisha Dixon was Melanie sykes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not coming, I'm sitting in the corner sulking cause you thought it was funny that I thought Alisha Dixon was Melanie sykes

lol now this has amused me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this an 'O' party?? Just asking cod there are no boyzzz around

Can you see me

Am I here

Course we can see you

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"Get the party started

what music are you playing? Z

Currently taking requests but I have some 80's going on..l

ah - you can't beat some good 80's music - turn it up a bit! Z

It's turned up for you Zoe

Ta!!!! Loving the party! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not coming, I'm sitting in the corner sulking cause you thought it was funny that I thought Alisha Dixon was Melanie sykes

How can you get the two mixed up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get the party started

what music are you playing? Z

Currently taking requests but I have some 80's going on..l

Joy Division?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this an 'O' party?? Just asking cod there are no boyzzz around

Can you see me

Am I here

Course we can see you

Ssshhhhhhhhh .........

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"Is this an 'O' party?? Just asking cod there are no boyzzz around

Can you see me

Am I here

Course we can see you

Ssshhhhhhhhh .........

I CAN SEE YOU!!!!

I like Sangria too

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Woo hoo people are arriving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My god that is A LOT of emoticons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My god that is A LOT of emoticons."

yes it is .. are you from the smiley man police by any chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this an 'O' party?? Just asking cod there are no boyzzz around

Can you see me

Am I here

Course we can see you

Ssshhhhhhhhh .........

I CAN SEE YOU!!!!

I like Sangria too

Interesting ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a good party until the police come knocking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a good party until the police come knocking

That could be sooner than you think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yes it is .. are you from the smiley man police by any chance"

Afraid not, it was just an observation.

I'll let them know you are looking for them though if I ever come across them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a good party until the police come knocking

That could be sooner than you think

Always a pooper somewhere wanting to bring the police in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yes it is .. are you from the smiley man police by any chance

Afraid not, it was just an observation.

I'll let them know you are looking for them though if I ever come across them."

excellent observation that man

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Not a good party until the police come knocking

Excuse me, we've had a complaint....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a good party until the police come knocking

Excuse me, we've had a complaint....

Seeeeee .. I told you

I used too many smiley men .. I promise not to sometimes maybe do it again

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By *utecontradictionMan
over a year ago

Malvern

I am stuck at home with three teenage girls

Can I sneak out and some and join the party? Oh please. .....

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"I am stuck at home with three teenage girls

Can I sneak out and some and join the party? Oh please. ....."

I as only joking when I said there had been a complaint about the noise

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Someone has lost their knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone has lost their knickers "

Bend over, i'll check if its you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone has lost their knickers "

I think I saw some hanging from the light fitting in the kitchen

Not mine though.. still have my bridgets firmly in place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been to the Armed Foces Day today @ Cleethorpes and cream crackered. Going to miss this one if you don't mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone has lost their knickers

I think I saw some hanging from the light fitting in the kitchen

Not mine though.. still have my bridgets firmly in place

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Not for much longer

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

This sangria is lovely, slides down nicely, just like a loose pair of knickers

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over a year ago

"Someone has lost their knickers

I think I saw some hanging from the light fitting in the kitchen

Not mine though.. still have my bridgets firmly in place

Not for much longer

The only lady with sleeves in her knickers for extra security

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Someone has lost their knickers

Bend over, i'll check if its you

Bends over...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone has lost their knickers

I think I saw some hanging from the light fitting in the kitchen

Not mine though.. still have my bridgets firmly in place

Not for much longer

The only lady with sleeves in her knickers for extra security

How would you know, you've never seen my knickers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone has lost their knickers

I think I saw some hanging from the light fitting in the kitchen

Not mine though.. still have my bridgets firmly in place

Not for much longer

The only lady with sleeves in her knickers for extra security

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Pmsl

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"Someone has lost their knickers

I think I saw some hanging from the light fitting in the kitchen

Not mine though.. still have my bridgets firmly in place

Not for much longer

The only lady with sleeves in her knickers for extra security

Pmsl

Not the dreaded reinforced wrist trappers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone has lost their knickers

Bend over, i'll check if its you

Bends over...lol

Let me just check really close up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone has lost their knickers

I think I saw some hanging from the light fitting in the kitchen

Not mine though.. still have my bridgets firmly in place

Not for much longer

The only lady with sleeves in her knickers for extra security

Pmsl

Not the dreaded reinforced wrist trappers?

Ahem! Are you suggesting my underwear needs to trap hands??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone has lost their knickers

I think I saw some hanging from the light fitting in the kitchen

Not mine though.. still have my bridgets firmly in place

Not for much longer

The only lady with sleeves in her knickers for extra security

Pmsl

Not the dreaded reinforced wrist trappers?

Ahem! Are you suggesting my underwear needs to trap hands??

Its one way to get them in to the cellar

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I am stuck at home with three teenage girls

Can I sneak out and some and join the party? Oh please. .....

I as only joking when I said there had been a complaint about the noise

Shame! I was looking forward to being habdcuffed by two hunky men in uniform with big truncheons!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am stuck at home with three teenage girls

Can I sneak out and some and join the party? Oh please. .....

I as only joking when I said there had been a complaint about the noise

Phew... We woz all worried, cuz you is scarey....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are no parties in any chat rooms

No one wants to see my party piece

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are no parties in any chat rooms

No one wants to see my party piece

we've all seen it- it has its own YouPorn channel

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"There are no parties in any chat rooms

No one wants to see my party piece

I do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope we don't all end up in the kitchen - like most parties

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

No shagging on the stairs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are no parties in any chat rooms

No one wants to see my party piece

we've all seen it- it has its own YouPorn channel

Will you hush .....its not me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are no parties in any chat rooms

No one wants to see my party piece

I do!

Pervert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No shagging on the stairs lol "

Wasn't planning on it- they're covered in jizz already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No shagging on the stairs lol "

Got banisters to hold onto tightly

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

can i join the party late... i'm the naughty girl that brings tequila....

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"There are no parties in any chat rooms

No one wants to see my party piece

I do!

Pervert

Damn, think I've been rumbled

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"can i join the party late... i'm the naughty girl that brings tequila....

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn down the fuckin noise or I'm calling the police.

Don't you know some of us have to get up in the morning, inconsiderate shits.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Turn down the fuckin noise or I'm calling the police.

Don't you know some of us have to get up in the morning, inconsiderate shits."

The policeman cock I am sitting on right now says don't be a party pooper

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

"can i join the party late... i'm the naughty girl that brings tequila....

Of course

cheers... x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turn down the fuckin noise or I'm calling the police.

Don't you know some of us have to get up in the morning, inconsiderate shits.

The policeman cock I am sitting on right now says don't be a party pooper

I'll phone his wife then.

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"Turn down the fuckin noise or I'm calling the police.

Don't you know some of us have to get up in the morning, inconsiderate shits.

The policeman cock I am sitting on right now says don't be a party pooper

I think you'll find that's his truncheon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've handcuffed the WPC to the radiator and have read her her rights- the main one being she has the right to a damn good shagging

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Turn down the fuckin noise or I'm calling the police.

Don't you know some of us have to get up in the morning, inconsiderate shits.

The policeman cock I am sitting on right now says don't be a party pooper

I'll phone his wife then.

Oh spoil sport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've handcuffed the WPC to the radiator and have read her her rights- the main one being she has the right to a damn good shagging

My last serious relationship from another swinger site - she's a copper as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've handcuffed the WPC to the radiator and have read her her rights- the main one being she has the right to a damn good shagging

My last serious relationship from another swinger site - she's a copper as well

I have noticed a few rather arresting WPC's recently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've handcuffed the WPC to the radiator and have read her her rights- the main one being she has the right to a damn good shagging

My last serious relationship from another swinger site - she's a copper as well

I have noticed a few rather arresting

WPC's recently

Strange thing was that we never did the uniform and cuffs thingy -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've handcuffed the WPC to the radiator and have read her her rights- the main one being she has the right to a damn good shagging

My last serious relationship from another swinger site - she's a copper as well

I have noticed a few rather arresting

WPC's recently

Strange thing was that we never did the uniform and cuffs thingy -

Uniform wouldn't be a big thing- back of a patrol car though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slippery nipple anyone?

*Sambuca and baileys over ice* Yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've handcuffed the WPC to the radiator and have read her her rights- the main one being she has the right to a damn good shagging

My last serious relationship from another swinger site - she's a copper as well

I have noticed a few rather arresting

WPC's recently

Strange thing was that we never did the uniform and cuffs thingy -

Uniform wouldn't be a big thing- back of a patrol car though...

Damn I should have suggested - and she passed her persuit driver test

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slippery nipple anyone?

*Sambuca and baileys over ice* Yum

Getting me pissed will get you everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've handcuffed the WPC to the radiator and have read her her rights- the main one being she has the right to a damn good shagging

My last serious relationship from another swinger site - she's a copper as well

I have noticed a few rather arresting

WPC's recently

Strange thing was that we never did the uniform and cuffs thingy -

Uniform wouldn't be a big thing- back of a patrol car though...

Damn I should have suggested - and she passed her persuit driver test

Send me her number- i'll suggest it to her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is floro still here?

I might change my mind and join you if so, I've a nice mug of hot chocolate with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've handcuffed the WPC to the radiator and have read her her rights- the main one being she has the right to a damn good shagging

My last serious relationship from another swinger site - she's a copper as well

I have noticed a few rather arresting

WPC's recently

Strange thing was that we never did the uniform and cuffs thingy -

Uniform wouldn't be a big thing- back of a patrol car though...

Damn I should have suggested - and she passed her persuit driver test

Send me her number- i'll suggest it to her

She probably call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ummmmmmm and what am I supposed to do with a pissed bloke?

I like mine coherent and capable

Can someone stick another cd on please? Feel a bit of a dance coming on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ummmmmmm and what am I supposed to do with a pissed bloke?

I like mine coherent and capable

Can someone stick another cd on please? Feel a bit of a dance coming on

I did suggest Joy Division earlier- but i'm still waiting

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Ummmmmmm and what am I supposed to do with a pissed bloke?

I like mine coherent and capable

Can someone stick another cd on please? Feel a bit of a dance coming on

What do you fancy?

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"Ummmmmmm and what am I supposed to do with a pissed bloke?

I like mine coherent and capable

Can someone stick another cd on please? Feel a bit of a dance coming on

Do you mean slip another CD on the slippery nipple - cos they keep coming off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ummmmmmm and what am I supposed to do with a pissed bloke?

I like mine coherent and capable

Can someone stick another cd on please? Feel a bit of a dance coming on

What do you fancy? "

Can't beat a bit of Abba! .. that'll please the boys!

ohhhhhhh you can dance, you can jiveeeee.. having the time of your lifeee..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ummmmmmm and what am I supposed to do with a pissed bloke?

I like mine coherent and capable

Can someone stick another cd on please? Feel a bit of a dance coming on

I'm drinking hot chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ummmmmmm and what am I supposed to do with a pissed bloke?

I like mine coherent and capable

Can someone stick another cd on please? Feel a bit of a dance coming on

What do you fancy?

Can't beat a bit of Abba! .. that'll please the boys!

ohhhhhhh you can dance, you can jiveeeee.. having the time of your lifeee.."

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Ummmmmmm and what am I supposed to do with a pissed bloke?

I like mine coherent and capable

Can someone stick another cd on please? Feel a bit of a dance coming

What do you fancy?

Can't beat a bit of Abba! .. that'll please the boys!

ohhhhhhh you can dance, you can jiveeeee.. having the time of your lifeee.."

Oh Abba....Waterloo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as not Birdee Song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bagsie the blue outfit with the flares and diamonte bat wing sleeves

Now who's going to be our Benny and Bjorn??

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Ok wheres my invite an more the point the jd

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