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Men and Women - are we equal or are we different?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

* Men are biologically incapable of letting a women light a barbecue.

* Women do not replace tops on jars and tubes. Men put them on so tightly that they cannot be removed at all.

* Single-tasking men do one thing well at a time: eg drink a cup of coffee. In the same time a single-tasking women can make breakfast, make the children's sandwiches, organise the window cleaner, phone the office, dress the children, write shopping list, iron a shirt and de-flea the cat. Women have not yet realised this is an evolutionary disadvantage.

* A woman believes that visitors will be impressed by a clean house. A man believes that the visitors will be impressed with his large gadget collection.

* Exactly the same haircut will cost £30 more for a woman than it will for a man.

your views?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well the haircut thing is your own fault for agreeing to pay such a stupid price for a cut and blow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

* Single-tasking men do one thing well at a time: eg drink a cup of coffee. In the same time a single-tasking women can make breakfast, make the children's sandwiches, organise the window cleaner, phone the office, dress the children, write shopping list, iron a shirt and de-flea the cat.

* A woman believes that visitors will be impressed by a clean house. A man believes that the visitors will be impressed with his large gadget collection.

your views?????"

I do like the way you think, are you available for 3 or 4 hours twice a week????

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not for the cleaning/multitasking, I just wanna shag ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

* Single-tasking men do one thing well at a time: eg drink a cup of coffee. In the same time a single-tasking women can make breakfast, make the children's sandwiches, organise the window cleaner, phone the office, dress the children, write shopping list, iron a shirt and de-flea the cat.

* A woman believes that visitors will be impressed by a clean house. A man believes that the visitors will be impressed with his large gadget collection.

your views?????

I do like the way you think, are you available for 3 or 4 hours twice a week????

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not for the cleaning/multitasking, I just wanna shag ya "

haha looks like yer talking to yer hand again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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haha looks like yer talking to yer hand again "

haha love it

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"

* Single-tasking men do one thing well at a time: eg drink a cup of coffee. In the same time a single-tasking women can make breakfast, make the children's sandwiches, organise the window cleaner, phone the office, dress the children, write shopping list, iron a shirt and de-flea the cat.

* A woman believes that visitors will be impressed by a clean house. A man believes that the visitors will be impressed with his large gadget collection.

your views?????

I do like the way you think, are you available for 3 or 4 hours twice a week????

.

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not for the cleaning/multitasking, I just wanna shag ya "
thats rather forward of you plums!!!!! quite honestly im shocked!!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

* Single-tasking men do one thing well at a time: eg drink a cup of coffee. In the same time a single-tasking women can make breakfast, make the children's sandwiches, organise the window cleaner, phone the office, dress the children, write shopping list, iron a shirt and de-flea the cat.

* A woman believes that visitors will be impressed by a clean house. A man believes that the visitors will be impressed with his large gadget collection.

your views?????

I do like the way you think, are you available for 3 or 4 hours twice a week????

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not for the cleaning/multitasking, I just wanna shag ya thats rather forward of you plums!!!!! quite honestly im shocked!!!! lol "

I was attempting to portray a "typical" male reply in responce to your eloquent verbiage in the above post, if this has caused shock,offence,revulsion even in the most miniscule manner then I throw myself on your gratious mercy, and offer an unconditional and complete apology from the heart of my bottom

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