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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

All Fab Forumites are reduced in price and in the sale. Who do you buy and why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooooOoooo I like to browse first before committing

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'd buy FrenchBambi because I like going on holiday to France. I think she will smell as good as a freshly baked croissant and taste like a deep, rich, soft burgundy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't possibly afford the talent on here.....so I'm going shoplifting

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm worth $0.02

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I couldn't possibly afford the talent on here.....so I'm going shoplifting

Not even at 70% off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All Fab Forumites are reduced in price and in the sale. Who do you buy and why?"

Is there any 2 for 1 offers or any buy 2 get 1 free promotions on the go?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I would buy Femme because her cooking would keep my belly from rumbling

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"All Fab Forumites are reduced in price and in the sale. Who do you buy and why?

Is there any 2 for 1 offers or any buy 2 get 1 free promotions on the go?

I've been told to bogoff so yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want you Lickety. I need your common sense, humour and confidence. Oh and that body popping thing you do.

I know I can't afford you even in the sales though.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I would buy Femme because her cooking would keep my belly from rumbling "

It's getting a bit food orientated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm torn between Funky and Ryan!!

Funky for his perfectly peachy buttocks, or Ryan for his doughnut strip teases . . .

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I would like to buy Ryan so that I can keep him in a cage and let him out when I need entertaining

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I want you Lickety. I need your common sense, humour and confidence. Oh and that body popping thing you do.

I know I can't afford you even in the sales though.

We're all for sale sweetie. I could be left at the end on the practically giving it away rail.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I would like to buy Ryan so that I can keep him in a cage and let him out when I need entertaining"

If he's being fed by Femme he may not be able to get out of the cage.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm torn between Funky and Ryan!!

Funky for his perfectly peachy buttocks, or Ryan for his doughnut strip teases . . .

Have them both. One for the day and one for the night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we be a free gift?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to get a multi pack

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Oh my days it's becoming hazardous to log on lately lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldn't possibly afford the talent on here.....so I'm going shoplifting

Just how deep are your pockets???

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Can we be a free gift?

Free gifts in the sales? Where do you shop?

You can be bogof.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All Fab Forumites are reduced in price and in the sale. Who do you buy and why?"

Just checking, what's the returns policy?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"All Fab Forumites are reduced in price and in the sale. Who do you buy and why?

Just checking, what's the returns policy?"

Usual sale of goods act. You can get a refund or replacement for faulty goods. No buying, wearing the item out and trying to return it though.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I'll probably end up on the clearance rack, knowing my luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow lots of greedy shoppers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We usually buy stuff in bulk and then store it away locked in the garage. I guess that might not such a good plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All Fab Forumites are reduced in price and in the sale. Who do you buy and why?

Just checking, what's the returns policy?

Usual sale of goods act. You can get a refund or replacement for faulty goods. No buying, wearing the item out and trying to return it though."

Oh, in that case, hmmmmm. Maybe foxy minx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We usually buy stuff in bulk and then store it away locked in the garage. I guess that might not such a good plan

Is your garage sound proof?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll probably end up on the clearance rack, knowing my luck

Me too

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'll probably end up on the clearance rack, knowing my luck

I'm feeling flush. I've just laid a deposit on your bum Foxy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who can I get for some belly button fluff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who can I get for some belly button fluff?"

Funky's your man in that department

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I get a full refund if I'm not happy with my purchase lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll probably end up on the clearance rack, knowing my luck

Me too

Me three

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I would like to buy Ryan so that I can keep him in a cage and let him out when I need entertaining

If he's being fed by Femme he may not be able to get out of the cage."
I will keep poking him through bars until I think he's fat enough then into the big pot he goes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just checked my glove box for 'parking money' !

Who would I get for £7.52 and a free coffee card from Cafe Nero?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like to buy Ryan so that I can keep him in a cage and let him out when I need entertaining

If he's being fed by Femme he may not be able to get out of the cage.I will keep poking him through bars until I think he's fat enough then into the big pot he goes"

I'll have his leftover donuts. I'll give them a wipe first though.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Hmm, only my ass is being considered and even then the returns policy has been mentioned....

FFS it's a bloody sale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just checked my glove box for 'parking money' !

Who would I get for £7.52 and a free coffee card from Cafe Nero?

I'll take the £7.52 - you can use the coffee to keep yourself going through the night

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I would like to buy Ryan so that I can keep him in a cage and let him out when I need entertaining

If he's being fed by Femme he may not be able to get out of the cage.I will keep poking him through bars until I think he's fat enough then into the big pot he goes"

Please not the bunny pot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All Fab Forumites are reduced in price and in the sale. Who do you buy and why?

Just checking, what's the returns policy?

Usual sale of goods act. You can get a refund or replacement for faulty goods. No buying, wearing the item out and trying to return it though."

Here I was filling my trolley and now you say we can't wear them out?!

Off to put them all back on the shelves....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I would like to buy Ryan so that I can keep him in a cage and let him out when I need entertaining

If he's being fed by Femme he may not be able to get out of the cage.I will keep poking him through bars until I think he's fat enough then into the big pot he goes

Please not the bunny pot

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stick a few carrots and onions in with you, I'm sure you would make a tasty meal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The clearance rack looks rather well stocked with 'bargains'

....my mind is off wandering into the erotic but unlikely

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"All Fab Forumites are reduced in price and in the sale. Who do you buy and why?

Just checking, what's the returns policy?

Usual sale of goods act. You can get a refund or replacement for faulty goods. No buying, wearing the item out and trying to return it though.

Here I was filling my trolley and now you say we can't wear them out?!

Off to put them all back on the shelves....

You can wear them out but there's no returns for soiled, used and worn out items.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Who can I get for some belly button fluff?

Funky's your man in that department

No, it's Ryan for belly button fluff. Funky specialises in pocket fluff.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I come with a 5 minute guarantee

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Ooooh it's my birthday next week so I could treat myself to a bargain I suppose... Now who's the best value for money???

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'm in the bargain bin

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I would like to buy Ryan so that I can keep him in a cage and let him out when I need entertaining

If he's being fed by Femme he may not be able to get out of the cage.I will keep poking him through bars until I think he's fat enough then into the big pot he goes

I'll have his leftover donuts. I'll give them a wipe first though.

Ewwww

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm in the bargain bin

Are you still broken? You'll have to bought as seen, no returns.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Damaged stock here lol

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

We are a new release - only been out 3 weeks!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"All Fab Forumites are reduced in price and in the sale. Who do you buy and why?"

I would buy you Lickety, and even pay extra, just for the hat mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right im getting in there before others do

Im taking Studmcmuffin, Ridemythang, Saltedcrinkle & James Tora

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't buy sale items

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm still on the shelf lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still on the shelf lol"

Will keep you company lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still on the shelf lol

Will keep you company lol"

Me too

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"We are a new release - only been out 3 weeks!

Rebranded and repackaged.....same old....same old....

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I'll have ChyllyPhylly and CuteContadiction please, I'm liking some of these new bloods in the forum...oh and if its BOGOF, I'll have MysteriousGuy and BrightonSteve from the old-timers

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"I'm still on the shelf lol

Will keep you company lol"

I'm not quite sure where I am! The returns policy has already been referred to......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the lucky dip bin, no idea what you're gonna get

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'm still on the shelf lol

Will keep you company lol

Me too

Top shelf is where the fun items can be bought!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'll have ChyllyPhylly and CuteContadiction please, I'm liking some of these new bloods in the forum...oh and if its BOGOF, I'll have MysteriousGuy and BrightonSteve from the old-timers

Old timer?!?! You mean classic

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I'll have ChyllyPhylly and CuteContadiction please, I'm liking some of these new bloods in the forum...oh and if its BOGOF, I'll have MysteriousGuy and BrightonSteve from the old-timers

Old timer?!?! You mean classic

But of course...#deluded

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'm still on the shelf lol

Will keep you company lol

I'm not quite sure where I am! The returns policy has already been referred to......

Shurrup and hop in the delivery truck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't buy sale items

Im not for sale .. no one put me on the shelf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still on the shelf lol

Will keep you company lol

I'm not quite sure where I am! The returns policy has already been referred to......

Join us on the shelf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still on the shelf lol"

Ill take you too

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"We are a new release - only been out 3 weeks!

Rebranded and repackaged.....same old....same old....

True . . .

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"All Fab Forumites are reduced in price and in the sale. Who do you buy and why?

I would buy you Lickety, and even pay extra, just for the hat mind

The hat doesn't have a mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still on the shelf lol

Will keep you company lol

Me too

Top shelf is where the fun items can be bought!

Thanks steve x

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

New stock arriving all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ex display, been dusted off and marked down accordingly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't buy sale items

Im not for sale .. no one put me on the shelf

SOLD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't buy sale items

Im not for sale .. no one put me on the shelf

SOLD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wooooooooop .. I was starting to think I was invisible

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Seeing as Femme hasn't arrived in the kitchen. I'm going to play safe and snap Julie up as she is wearing angel delight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It smells like somebody is shop soiled on here

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"I'm still on the shelf lol

Will keep you company lol

I'm not quite sure where I am! The returns policy has already been referred to......

Shurrup and hop in the delivery truck

I'm in! Now step on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't buy sale items

Im not for sale .. no one put me on the shelf

SOLD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wooooooooop .. I was starting to think I was invisible

No sweetie u have that white ink ,like the one i use...we haven't upgraded to the special ink yet

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Ryan, Funky and Archangel please

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Ryan, Funky and Archangel please"

That might take a while to assemble and package. It's the fluff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who ever orders a minxie minx might want to pay for extra bubble wrap.. dont want her broken on delivery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still on the shelf lol"

*notices the shelf is at head height- takes advantage of the situation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spat my coffee @ the term old timers

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Right im getting in there before others do

Im taking Studmcmuffin, Ridemythang, Saltedcrinkle & James Tora

Bloody 'ell its like Supermarket Sweep

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"Right im getting in there before others do

Im taking Studmcmuffin, Ridemythang, Saltedcrinkle & James Tora

Bloody 'ell its like Supermarket Sweep

LOL

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Right im getting in there before others do

Im taking Studmcmuffin, Ridemythang, Saltedcrinkle & James Tora

Bloody 'ell its like Supermarket Sweep

While stocks last and all that...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"All Fab Forumites are reduced in price and in the sale. Who do you buy and why?

I would buy you Lickety, and even pay extra, just for the hat mind

The hat doesn't have a mind.

It's what's in your mind that counts though

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I'm still for sale. Hardly surprising considering my bad back I'm not use to anyone at the mo lol x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'm still for sale. Hardly surprising considering my bad back I'm not use to anyone at the mo lol x "

I'll buy ya. How much are you going for ?

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over a year ago

"Right im getting in there before others do

Im taking Studmcmuffin, Ridemythang, Saltedcrinkle & James Tora

Bloody 'ell its like Supermarket Sweep

if everyones for grabs im going in for a bargain..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As there are 2 of us can we discount?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"I'm still for sale. Hardly surprising considering my bad back I'm not use to anyone at the mo lol x

I'll buy ya. How much are you going for ?"

Free. Just need feeding now and then x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey if you buy me, i can photoshop myself to be anyone else you might want me to be

or if we end up on an island,, just kill me and the food supply will last a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I may need marking down again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think I may need marking down again

I may have to try that soon too

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'm still for sale. Hardly surprising considering my bad back I'm not use to anyone at the mo lol x

I'll buy ya. How much are you going for ?

Free. Just need feeding now and then x "

Ok I'm feeding Wendy burgers. I can stretch to another mouth no pun intended

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Think I may need marking down again

I may have to try that soon too

What are you reduced to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think I may need marking down again

I may have to try that soon too

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I will buy you if you buy me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An going home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldn't possibly afford the talent on here.....so I'm going shoplifting

Just how deep are your pockets???

Put your hand in and find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I buy Soxy please and a pkt of tenna ladies for the pmsl moments xx

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By *ral.steveMan
over a year ago

LEEDS

I am the one you see when the shops empty and everyone's gone home just before they come to board it up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think I may need marking down again

I may have to try that soon too

What are you reduced to?"

Packet of kettle chips and a good rub down - full body of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh can I have Sexybrain before he's snapped up?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Think I may need marking down again

I may have to try that soon too

What are you reduced to?

Packet of kettle chips and a good rub down - full body of course

Come on board then. Room for one more. You have to share the kettles though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think I may need marking down again

I may have to try that soon too

What are you reduced to?

Packet of kettle chips and a good rub down - full body of course

Come on board then. Room for one more. You have to share the kettles though. "

Sure thing Boss!

I may be too distracted from the rub down anyway to want them . . .

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I see I'm left on the shelf yet again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I see I'm left on the shelf yet again

I'm still in the lucky dip bin.

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By *utecontradictionMan
over a year ago

Malvern

I am very damaged goods unfortunately......someone has shoved me in the back store cupboard. And what's worse is the light doesn't work and every time someone comes in I keep getting kicked.....I feel like bagpuss.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I am very damaged goods unfortunately......someone has shoved me in the back store cupboard. And what's worse is the light doesn't work and every time someone comes in I keep getting kicked.....I feel like bagpuss. "

Bagpuss, dear Bagpuss

Old Fat Furry Catpuss

Wake up and look at this thing that I bring

Wake up, be bright, be golden and light

Bagpuss, oh hear what I sing

I'll take you home and help you fill some of those saggy, loose at the seams bits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to do a trolley dash when no-one is looking!

If I grab you, don't fight it, just hop on. I mean in.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm going to do a trolley dash when no-one is looking!

If I grab you, don't fight it, just hop on. I mean in.

Steel Wheels?

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By *utecontradictionMan
over a year ago

Malvern

Bagpuss, dear Bagpuss

Old Fat Furry Catpuss

Wake up and look at this thing that I bring

Wake up, be bright, be golden and light

Bagpuss, oh hear what I sing

I'll take you home and help you fill some of those saggy, loose at the seams bits."

There once was a little girl called Emily.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder what my Bar Code will say once I'm scanned at the till

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I see I'm left on the shelf yet again

You're not on the shelf you're in the kitchen boiling my scrag ends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh feeling greedy.

Could I have two for the price of 1? Or maybe buy 2 get the third half price?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Ooooh feeling greedy.

Could I have two for the price of 1? Or maybe buy 2 get the third half price?"

They've all got to go by midnight. The shop shuts then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The shop shuts then."

Good job the shop isn't called "Legs"- most of the women on here have trouble with keeping legs closed

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I see I'm left on the shelf yet again

You're not on the shelf you're in the kitchen boiling my scrag ends

"
oh yes I forgot, fried testicles for supper

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I see I'm left on the shelf yet again

You're not on the shelf you're in the kitchen boiling my scrag ends

oh yes I forgot, fried testicles for supper"

Balls to that!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

lickety and cheeky

or should that be lickety cheeky

kiss em both xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any of the sexy guys ...for a kiss or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MissCheekyChops, Femme and Angel_myAss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I see I'm left on the shelf yet again

I'm still in the lucky dip bin. "

Me too x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

im not leaving without kissing kelly

no one has bought me though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im not leaving without kissing kelly

no one has bought me though

I'll buy you...got to figure out what I'm going to do with you .now lol x

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By *_EavesMan
over a year ago

South West

Mr_T is a free agent and available on free transfer??

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"im not leaving without kissing kelly

no one has bought me though

I'll buy you...got to figure out what I'm going to do with you .now lol x"

the traditional use for a man was holding a skein of wool between his hands so his lady could wind up a ball of wool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm worth $0.02

Yaaay I've got a bargain sold to me

I'd have given well over the odds but nobody say a thing !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im not leaving without kissing kelly

no one has bought me though

I'll buy you...got to figure out what I'm going to do with you .now lol x

the traditional use for a man was holding a skein of wool between his hands so his lady could wind up a ball of wool "

Do I look like I knit lol xx

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

you do like a cardy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you do like a cardy"

Lmao bog off not always and swap wool for elastic lol x

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