FabSwingers.com forum: If I dont come out of this alive

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My mother is driving up to Newcastle and I've been shoehorned into going up with her.

Her driving is horrendous and I think I'm going to die!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww good luck hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could drive instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I misread shoehorned as superhorned..

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I can lend you my riding armor if you'd like...

Fasten your seat belt and brace yourself haha! Xx

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

please post when you get there

then we will feel safe to go out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if your not around tonight will call the hospitals, police, fire service...

But seriously good luck I'm sure you will make it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit in the back, close your eyes and go to sleep, then you won't know anything about it till you either arrive at your destination or the gorgeous sexy paramedic wakes you up. Good luck x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It could have been worse at least your not heading for Middlesborough…….

.( oh now c'mon Mobro people I was only joking )

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Do you need another graphic pussy pic to keep you sane?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I shall post updates. We are near Huddersfield! I'm not dead yet. I was supposed to drive myself up later but both dogs have got kennel cough and her fella is looking after them. This is no fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but this made my giggle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Two near misses where she strayed into another lane.... My brother and me nickname her whiplash sal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You not there yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You not there yet?"

Glad I am not driving that way today

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

"Two near misses where she strayed into another lane.... My brother and me nickname her whiplash sal!"

Yikes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear !! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Near miss with a coach, I am actually going to die

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Where's your st Christopher .... Oh um sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where's your st Christopher .... Oh um sorry "
under my thick black tights!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Give it a rub for luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oiiiiiiiiiiii just to let you know ...... Minxie and Minxie's protegee do not die on the motorway ............... you will be fine its just like a white knuckle ride, sit back and ..................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let us know when you get there. I find drink helps xx

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Offer to drive her car say she needs to relax..lol I wouldnt travel with my mother either yikes it was horrible.. have a great time tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am going to kill my mother. I swear we are not related.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear I do feel for you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am going to kill my mother. I swear we are not related. "

How you getting home?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm just so vehemently different from everyone in my family. I feel like a fraud.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am going to kill my mother. I swear we are not related.

How you getting home?"

same way I got there! Although the way this is going it may be in a box. 4th near miss.

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I'm seriously getting worried. Maybe it's time to take a break so your mum can relax a bit. Sounds like she's getting stressed.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Take some chill pills ruby . Then you will sleep

all the way home xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oiiiiiiiiiiii just to let you know ...... Minxie and Minxie's protegee do not die on the motorway ............... you will be fine its just like a white knuckle ride, sit back and ..................

Sssssssssssssssssssssssssccccccreeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am going to kill my mother. I swear we are not related.

How you getting home?

same way I got there! Although the way this is going it may be in a box. 4th near miss."

In major stressful situations I can't control I try visualization.. take myself off to my happy place in my head. Sometimes helps

If it's any consolation I end up with my nails embedded in something every time my Mum drives too

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County

"My mother is driving up to Newcastle and I've been shoehorned into going up with her.

Her driving is horrendous and I think I'm going to die! "

Drink a couple of bottles of wine so you can sleep the whole way Lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Try concentrating on breathing slowly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try concentrating on breathing slowly"

Just concentrate on keeping breathing...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Try concentrating on breathing slowly

Just concentrate on keeping breathing...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She wont let me take over driving. Arghhhh

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Good luck I hate being a passenger :-/

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think its the control freak in me. I am a crap passenger especially when she's driving. We are nearly there and I'm not dead! Nor is she, which is more luck rather than judgement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad you arrived xx

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

where in newcastle are you going to be.... I need to go out after the rugby!!!

(god its fun saying that to other people... i got that abuse just after i passed... lol)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm in Gosforth Fabio! We are nearly there. Just crossed the Tyne.

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

"It could have been worse at least your not heading for Middlesborough…….

.( oh now c'mon Mobro people I was only joking )

her diving is probably better that those from sunderland

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

"I'm in Gosforth Fabio! We are nearly there. Just crossed the Tyne. "

Was it foggy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It could have been worse at least your not heading for Middlesborough…….

.( oh now c'mon Mobro people I was only joking )

her diving is probably better that those from sunderland

But they are not coming by submarine !!,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just pulling up at my aunt's. Ruby signing out, going to be a good innocent virginal lady now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just pulling up at my aunt's. Ruby signing out, going to be a good innocent virginal lady now! "

Pulling?????

I thought you were meant to be on your best behaviour? !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just pulling up at my aunt's. Ruby signing out, going to be a good innocent virginal lady now!

Pulling?????

I thought you were meant to be on your best behaviour? !

I am on best behaviour. I haven't said cock yet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just pulling up at my aunt's. Ruby signing out, going to be a good innocent virginal lady now!

Pulling?????

I thought you were meant to be on your best behaviour? !

I am on best behaviour. I haven't said cock yet!! "

u have now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just pulling up at my aunt's. Ruby signing out, going to be a good innocent virginal lady now!

Pulling?????

I thought you were meant to be on your best behaviour? !

I am on best behaviour. I haven't said cock yet!!

u have now lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock!!"

See - and I was behaving and not sending you any smut today!

May have to change that now!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock!!"

you should come visit the local club since you are up here... ya know ya wanna... lol

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By *or Fox SakeCouple
over a year ago

Thornaby

"It could have been worse at least your not heading for Middlesborough…….

.( oh now c'mon Mobro people I was only joking )

A makem taking the piss out of Boro is a tad amusing considering Sunderland is a bit like Mordor but not as well decorated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It could have been worse at least your not heading for Middlesborough…….

.( oh now c'mon Mobro people I was only joking )

A makem taking the piss out of Boro is a tad amusing considering Sunderland is a bit like Mordor but not as well decorated. "

Hey,,,,,, who you calling a Makem... lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Just in case you peek at your thread ruby x

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"It could have been worse at least your not heading for Middlesborough…….

.( oh now c'mon Mobro people I was only joking )

A makem taking the piss out of Boro is a tad amusing considering Sunderland is a bit like Mordor but not as well decorated. "

am loving this boro/sunderland banter.....

bit like comparing "east berlin circa 1970" vs "baghdad without the sunshine......" though

just kidding.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It could have been worse at least your not heading for Middlesborough…….

.( oh now c'mon Mobro people I was only joking )

A makem taking the piss out of Boro is a tad amusing considering Sunderland is a bit like Mordor but not as well decorated.

am loving this boro/sunderland banter.....

bit like comparing "east berlin circa 1970" vs "baghdad without the sunshine......" though

just kidding.......

Haha Fabio, in all honesty I think you’ve just about hit the nail squarely on the head there…..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just in case you peek at your thread ruby x "

I peeked!!! Haha thanks. I've a rather gorgeous man whatsapping me and teasing me too! I will pay you all back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I kind we hope ruby xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh of course!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh of course!!! "

Soon be tomorrow, xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just in case you peek at your thread ruby x

I peeked!!! Haha thanks. I've a rather gorgeous man whatsapping me and teasing me too! I will pay you all back!

Ya cant've arrived yet.... We haven'thad the "three rings" ......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh of course!!!

Soon be tomorrow, xx

Nice social with a forumite tomorrow where the word cock is permitted!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

are you still alive ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"are you still alive ???"

We still haven't had "three rings"...

Should we send out a search party....??

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Ruby is temporarily unavailable. Responses will forthcoming after a few more hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ruby is temporarily unavailable. Responses will forthcoming after a few more hours. "

Be careful with het.... She had an emotional day yesterday...

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Ruby is temporarily unavailable. Responses will forthcoming after a few more hours.

Be careful with het.... She had an emotional day yesterday...

I'm passing on a message

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