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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Since been on this site i have seen what i call ugly cocks .If you was looking at cocks would you just rate it for size and girth or do you look and think thats nice looking or ugly ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what some see as ugly another person may not. same as anything though i suppose.

but yes i get what u mean as i can look at a cock and this its yummy..and some i think no thanks

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By *EXY50ishWoman
over a year ago

Anywhere and nowhere

I agree some are ugly, personally I like smooth ones.

Equally there are some ugly vaj pics too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes ive seen some yummy but unattainble ones and one ugly one. Who would have thought you could get a ugly cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what some see as ugly another person may not. same as anything though i suppose.

but yes i get what u mean as i can look at a cock and this its yummy..and some i think no thanks "
it's the same with pussys too ! I love mine , even though its not the prettiest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are hundreds of ugly cocks on this site.. I like a cock to be smooth personally!

But equally there are hundreds of ugly pussy's too!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think the point i was trying to make (and not very well ) is .. If you saw someone who you thought mm nice cock . Then he sent a face pic and was ugly you would not meet . Would it be the same if he was great looking but then sent you a pic of his cock and it was ugly x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the point i was trying to make (and not very well ) is .. If you saw someone who you thought mm nice cock . Then he sent a face pic and was ugly you would not meet . Would it be the same if he was great looking but then sent you a pic of his cock and it was ugly x "

yes i get u.. and had that where guy been fit but when seen cock has put me off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think the point i was trying to make (and not very well ) is .. If you saw someone who you thought mm nice cock . Then he sent a face pic and was ugly you would not meet . Would it be the same if he was great looking but then sent you a pic of his cock and it was ugly x

yes i get u.. and had that where guy been fit but when seen cock has put me off "
So maybe ladies should be asking when replying to a message .. Could you pleass send a face and cock pic lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my pussy isnt a good one. ugly guy = nice cock? everyone's idea of ugly is different I think whether the person is a male or female. There are some stunning men/women on here, im not one of them and thats not a look at me request either.

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Speaking of ugly cocks...did anyone see that guy on embarrassing bodies?

Yuk

No more to be said

hehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im watching the teen embarrassing bodies from the last 2 nights. dont think I recorded the other one. Dont think I could get my bits out on there, cute as Dr. K is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"my pussy isnt a good one. ugly guy = nice cock? everyone's idea of ugly is different I think whether the person is a male or female. There are some stunning men/women on here, im not one of them and thats not a look at me request either."
Sorry could not help taking a perv i mean peek lol .Yours is a very pretty one if i may say so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my pussy isnt a good one. ugly guy = nice cock? everyone's idea of ugly is different I think whether the person is a male or female. There are some stunning men/women on here, im not one of them and thats not a look at me request either.Sorry could not help taking a perv i mean peek lol .Yours is a very pretty one if i may say so "
peeking is allowed and thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my pussy isnt a good one. ugly guy = nice cock? everyone's idea of ugly is different I think whether the person is a male or female. There are some stunning men/women on here, im not one of them and thats not a look at me request either.Sorry could not help taking a perv i mean peek lol .Yours is a very pretty one if i may say so "
meant to say nice abs btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rate it nice looking as size girth are irrelevant I do t like the really veiny looking ones ! Goldi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never seen so many out if shape cock in my life, some need to use straighteners lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"my pussy isnt a good one. ugly guy = nice cock? everyone's idea of ugly is different I think whether the person is a male or female. There are some stunning men/women on here, im not one of them and thats not a look at me request either.Sorry could not help taking a perv i mean peek lol .Yours is a very pretty one if i may say so peeking is allowed and thank you i"
If im honest there was more perving then peeking ..sorry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are some really ugly ones especially those who can't pull the foreskin back !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If im honest there was more perving then peeking ..sorry x

And your point is ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There are some really ugly ones especially those who can't pull the foreskin back !! "
Would it put you off meeting them even if they was really fit ? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" If im honest there was more perving then peeking ..sorry x

And your point is ?"
Can see where your point is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love perving at cock pussy tit's ass its all part of the fun, and sometime the out come is delightful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" If im honest there was more perving then peeking ..sorry x

And your point is ? Can see where your point is "
perving is allowed. i perv too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" If im honest there was more perving then peeking ..sorry x

And your point is ? Can see where your point is perving is allowed. i perv too"
Please feel free to perv away xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't really describe what constitutes a good looking or ugly cock, however, I just know a good looking one when I see it, and vice versa.

Off to perv via tumblr later.

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By *icked kittyCouple
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Hmmm I admit I am a conersseur of cock . Sex Koala and I regularly have a voyeuristic perusal of the plethora of cocks on this site and at our favourite club. It must be said to some I say oh no that things coming no were near me but I often come across those of Great silky delicious beauty and give them the adoration they deserve meow xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmm I admit I am a conersseur of cock . Sex Koala and I regularly have a voyeuristic perusal of the plethora of cocks on this site and at our favourite club. It must be said to some I say oh no that things coming no were near me but I often come across those of Great silky delicious beauty and give them the adoration they deserve meow xxxxx "
You describe a cock so sweetly

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I don't like the ones with tight foreskin or not being able to pull it back properly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't like the ones with tight foreskin or not being able to pull it back properly"
Is mine pretty lol .. You know you have got to look now haha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are some really ugly ones especially those who can't pull the foreskin back !! Would it put you off meeting them even if they was really fit ? Xx"

Yes it would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like the ones with tight foreskin or not being able to pull it back properly Is mine pretty lol .. You know you have got to look now haha xx"

What i can see of it yes it looks ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any ladies mail me so can ask them what they think of mine

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

before meeting take in to account everything - the personality, attractiveness, interests etc.

Agree that each to their own, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.. or the holder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like the ones with tight foreskin or not being able to pull it back properly Is mine pretty lol .. You know you have got to look now haha xx"
You knew we would all look. From what I could see (and im in a public place) so am being careful, it looks pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get told mine is nice,suppose I'm not the best judge as i wouldnt suck it or be that close to it(if u get what I mean)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is the whole package for me, generally speaking if I am attracted to a guy enough to play with him I am hardly likely to say yucky when he drops his pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock is so handsome, the urinals swoon whenever I unzip in a public lavatory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is the whole package for me, generally speaking if I am attracted to a guy enough to play with him I am hardly likely to say yucky when he drops his pants "

even to my cheesybits?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't like the ones with tight foreskin or not being able to pull it back properly Is mine pretty lol .. You know you have got to look now haha xxYou knew we would all look. From what I could see (and im in a public place) so am being careful, it looks pretty "
Aww thanks . I have a pretty cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like the ones with tight foreskin or not being able to pull it back properly Is mine pretty lol .. You know you have got to look now haha xxYou knew we would all look. From what I could see (and im in a public place) so am being careful, it looks pretty Aww thanks . I have a pretty cock "

You do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends - some look like they've been shut in a door, others are too veiny, some are downright repulsive! But so long as it stays hard does it Mather? You're fucking it - not marrying it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the point i was trying to make (and not very well ) is .. If you saw someone who you thought mm nice cock . Then he sent a face pic and was ugly you would not meet . Would it be the same if he was great looking but then sent you a pic of his cock and it was ugly x "

#

totally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cock is so handsome, the urinals swoon whenever I unzip in a public lavatory "

I don't doubt that for a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is the whole package for me, generally speaking if I am attracted to a guy enough to play with him I am hardly likely to say yucky when he drops his pants "

same here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't like the ones with tight foreskin or not being able to pull it back properly Is mine pretty lol .. You know you have got to look now haha xxYou knew we would all look. From what I could see (and im in a public place) so am being careful, it looks pretty Aww thanks . I have a pretty cock

You do "
Thanks babe its yours when you want it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like the ones with tight foreskin or not being able to pull it back properly Is mine pretty lol .. You know you have got to look now haha xxYou knew we would all look. From what I could see (and im in a public place) so am being careful, it looks pretty Aww thanks . I have a pretty cock

You do Thanks babe its yours when you want it xx"

Mwah x still thinking of getting up out off bed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speaking as a bisexual man who is not physically attracted to men at all other than for recreational sex.....

I am picky about the sort of cock that match my tastes.....

There are some cocks which I think look absolutely repugnant and under no circumstances would I stick one of those ones in my gob,,,

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Love this thread kinda goes directly contrary to the , don't show me your cock they are all the same comments , and why do men show their cocks lol

My cock I find varies like most , flaccid to me is ok but nothing to shout about , fully erect hard and shiny with lady juice and a full swollen head , stands up well and I and my lady friends like the piercing enhancements x

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Since been on this site i have seen what i call ugly cocks .If you was looking at cocks would you just rate it for size and girth or do you look and think thats nice looking or ugly ? "

Why are you looking at cocks??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Speaking as a bisexual man who is not physically attracted to men at all other than for recreational sex.....

I am picky about the sort of cock that match my tastes.....

There are some cocks which I think look absolutely repugnant and under no circumstances would I stick one of those ones in my gob,,, "

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I quite like my cock. I'd kiss it if I could reach

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I quite like my cock. I'd kiss it if I could reach "

So would I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since been on this site i have seen what i call ugly cocks .If you was looking at cocks would you just rate it for size and girth or do you look and think thats nice looking or ugly ? "
well I bet thy love there ugly cock as only one they will ever have in there life ... So don't be to hard on them ... I bet some woman have ugly pussyS but make the best of things here ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something about the appearence of cocks which has always intrigued me, is wondering if gay or bi guys prefer cocks that look like their own…?

I don’t necessarily mean size wise, I just mean from an aesthetic perspective?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm I wonder what my one is ugly or nice !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmm I wonder what my one is ugly or nice !"
come on ........ its yours so who care . x love it.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Ugly or nice

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Something about the appearence of cocks which has always intrigued me, is wondering if gay or bi guys prefer cocks that look like their own…?

I don’t necessarily mean size wise, I just mean from an aesthetic perspective? "

Good question Soxy, I think I probably do, but as long as it's clean and like Diamonds mentioned, you can "get yer helmet out", then all is good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mines gorgeous

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

p.s. Have just made mine public for a limited time only folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of them look so red you'd think the guy had used sandpaper to clean it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of them look so red you'd think the guy had used sandpaper to clean it"
same as some womens pussys .... seen some very sore looking ones here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of them look so red you'd think the guy had used sandpaper to clean itsame as some womens pussys .... seen some very sore looking ones here. "

Jo mine is ugly..can I hide it...in ur mouth????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of them look so red you'd think the guy had used sandpaper to clean it"

Thought everybody did..... ?

ted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of them look so red you'd think the guy had used sandpaper to clean itsame as some womens pussys .... seen some very sore looking ones here.

Jo mine is ugly..can I hide it...in ur mouth???? "
lol well I looked .. and them ladies sure loved it ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of them look so red you'd think the guy had used sandpaper to clean itsame as some womens pussys .... seen some very sore looking ones here.

Jo mine is ugly..can I hide it...in ur mouth???? lol well I looked .. and them ladies sure loved it , "

winkwink x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a right munter of a cock at mine - it's a replica that turned out twisted, 'bitty' and just generally smelly!!

and its an 'off pink' colour . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I quite like my cock. I'd kiss it if I could reach

So would I "

Oh get a room you pair!!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I quite like my cock. I'd kiss it if I could reach

So would I

Oh get a room you pair!!! "

Hush he's in lust. It will soon pass

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

All too soon I'm afraid

But what a week it's been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All too soon I'm afraid

But what a week it's been "

So when can we expect the 'couples profile' ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only part of my body I truly like is...my cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest it does not matter to me what it looks like, more a case of does he know how to use it, J

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I fear all my amorous advances have been spurned

*puts on Jilted John*

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I don't belive there are ugly cocks...but there are Angry looking ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bet your pussy is very pretty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't belive there are ugly cocks...but there are Angry looking ones "

That could be a new smartphone game - "Angry Cocks"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't belive there are ugly cocks...but there are Angry looking ones "

Ive been told mines 'pretty' a few times and magical still waiting for it to get a modelling contract or perform a trick though....not sure I'd want a angry cock- shouting and swearing every time I want a pee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cock is so handsome, the urinals swoon whenever I unzip in a public lavatory

I don't doubt that for a minute "

It should have its own star on Hollywoods Walk of Fame!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't belive there are ugly cocks...but there are Angry looking ones

Ive been told mines 'pretty' a few times and magical still waiting for it to get a modelling contract or perform a trick though....not sure I'd want a angry cock- shouting and swearing every time I want a pee "

Try Britain's got talent next year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ugly cocks are one thing but its them ugly faj pics that scare me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ugly cocks are one thing but its them ugly faj pics that scare me "

Faj?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fanny"

Ha! Yep. I saw a horrific one a few days ago!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Ugly cocks are one thing but its them ugly faj pics that scare me

Faj?.. "

Growlers

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

By the time they are revealed in the flesh its too late to worry about looks ... Never seen a pussy I did not like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't belive there are ugly cocks...but there are Angry looking ones

Ive been told mines 'pretty' a few times and magical still waiting for it to get a modelling contract or perform a trick though....not sure I'd want a angry cock- shouting and swearing every time I want a pee

Try Britain's got talent next year "

I'd be too tempted to piss all over Cowel, in revenge for him pissing over us with his music by numbers, generic bland pop puppet drivel and marketing everywhere you try and go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Growlers "

Ha! Where the fuxx do you get your custom smilies from anyway?..

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By *PIUM75Man
over a year ago

Clapham Junction

[Removed by poster at 29/06/13 16:57:58]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't belive there are ugly cocks...but there are Angry looking ones

Ive been told mines 'pretty' a few times and magical still waiting for it to get a modelling contract or perform a trick though....not sure I'd want a angry cock- shouting and swearing every time I want a pee

Try Britain's got talent next year

I'd be too tempted to piss all over Cowel, in revenge for him pissing over us with his music by numbers, generic bland pop puppet drivel and marketing everywhere you try and go "

Not a fan of Simon Cowell then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've dated a few ugly cocks does that count????

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"

Growlers

Ha! Where the fuxx do you get your custom smilies from anyway?.."

The smiley store

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my cock is so ugly i cut it off!

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By *PIUM75Man
over a year ago

Clapham Junction

Hmm ugly cocks and pussy interesting topic. Please keep the comments coming i am enjoying the thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't belive there are ugly cocks...but there are Angry looking ones

Ive been told mines 'pretty' a few times and magical still waiting for it to get a modelling contract or perform a trick though....not sure I'd want a angry cock- shouting and swearing every time I want a pee

Try Britain's got talent next year

I'd be too tempted to piss all over Cowel, in revenge for him pissing over us with his music by numbers, generic bland pop puppet drivel and marketing everywhere you try and go

Not a fan of Simon Cowell then lol "

Errrr no! Luckily I've been fortunate to not encounter him at work yet- hopefully now they have a new bit in the other department I'll be lucky enough to not be sent to 'the dark side' to fill in.

Apparently he's charming, I just think as far as the music scene is concerned he's a c*#t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've dated a few ugly cocks does that count???? "

I married a big dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't belive there are ugly cocks...but there are Angry looking ones

Ive been told mines 'pretty' a few times and magical still waiting for it to get a modelling contract or perform a trick though....not sure I'd want a angry cock- shouting and swearing every time I want a pee

Try Britain's got talent next year

I'd be too tempted to piss all over Cowel, in revenge for him pissing over us with his music by numbers, generic bland pop puppet drivel and marketing everywhere you try and go

Not a fan of Simon Cowell then lol

Errrr no! Luckily I've been fortunate to not encounter him at work yet- hopefully now they have a new bit in the other department I'll be lucky enough to not be sent to 'the dark side' to fill in.

Apparently he's charming, I just think as far as the music scene is concerned he's a c*#t "

There is something sexy about him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't belive there are ugly cocks...but there are Angry looking ones

Ive been told mines 'pretty' a few times and magical still waiting for it to get a modelling contract or perform a trick though....not sure I'd want a angry cock- shouting and swearing every time I want a pee

Try Britain's got talent next year

I'd be too tempted to piss all over Cowel, in revenge for him pissing over us with his music by numbers, generic bland pop puppet drivel and marketing everywhere you try and go

Not a fan of Simon Cowell then lol

Errrr no! Luckily I've been fortunate to not encounter him at work yet- hopefully now they have a new bit in the other department I'll be lucky enough to not be sent to 'the dark side' to fill in.

Apparently he's charming, I just think as far as the music scene is concerned he's a c*#t

There is something sexy about him "

Money and arrogance maybe?

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over a year ago


"I don't belive there are ugly cocks...but there are Angry looking ones

Ive been told mines 'pretty' a few times and magical still waiting for it to get a modelling contract or perform a trick though....not sure I'd want a angry cock- shouting and swearing every time I want a pee

Try Britain's got talent next year

I'd be too tempted to piss all over Cowel, in revenge for him pissing over us with his music by numbers, generic bland pop puppet drivel and marketing everywhere you try and go

Not a fan of Simon Cowell then lol

Errrr no! Luckily I've been fortunate to not encounter him at work yet- hopefully now they have a new bit in the other department I'll be lucky enough to not be sent to 'the dark side' to fill in.

Apparently he's charming, I just think as far as the music scene is concerned he's a c*#t

There is something sexy about him

Money and arrogance maybe? "

Cheeky smile

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over a year ago

Simon Cowell.. shudder!

The one and only time I watched Ant and Dec in a quiz show they had a giant Cowell smile where the contestants had to count the teeth..

I had a nightmare than night. Cowells giant gnashers approaching my fou fou with me unable to escape.. scary stuff!

Sorry.. somewhat off topic..

Have seen some pretty ugly looking cock pics on here but never in my bedroom and yes, I've checked profiles and said to myself "ewwwwwwww no thanks"

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over a year ago


"Fanny

Ha! Yep. I saw a horrific one a few days ago! "

I saw one that would rival critters

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over a year ago


"My cock is so handsome, the urinals swoon whenever I unzip in a public lavatory

I don't doubt that for a minute

It should have its own star on Hollywoods Walk of Fame!"

Just imagine all those high heels stamping on it!!!

*the star - obviously!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ugly cocks

Ugly cocks belong to wank=heads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

It should have its own star on Hollywoods Walk of Fame!

Just imagine all those high heels stamping on it!!!

*the star - obviously! "

trololol!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ugly cocks

Ugly cocks belong to wank=heads "

So do nice ones as well

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Ugly cocks

Ugly cocks belong to wank=heads "

And sponges

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over a year ago


"Ugly cocks

Ugly cocks belong to wank=heads

And sponges"

Bloody sponges

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Ugly cocks

Ugly cocks belong to wank=heads

And sponges

Bloody sponges "

Bloody wank sponge is a new one.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"My cock is so handsome, the urinals swoon whenever I unzip in a public lavatory

I don't doubt that for a minute

It should have its own star on Hollywoods Walk of Fame!"

Oooops! I read that as Wank of Fame

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"I don't belive there are ugly cocks...but there are Angry looking ones

Ive been told mines 'pretty' a few times and magical still waiting for it to get a modelling contract or perform a trick though....not sure I'd want a angry cock- shouting and swearing every time I want a pee "

You could always slap it round the head to make it shut up!

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over a year ago


"Ugly cocks

Ugly cocks belong to wank=heads

And sponges

Bloody sponges

Bloody wank sponge is a new one. "

Nooooooooooooooooooooo

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Ugly cocks

Ugly cocks belong to wank=heads

And sponges

Bloody sponges

Bloody wank sponge is a new one.

Nooooooooooooooooooooo "

The only sponge I know that's worth wanking is Bob!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Ugly cocks

Ugly cocks belong to wank=heads

And sponges

Bloody sponges

Bloody wank sponge is a new one.

Nooooooooooooooooooooo

The only sponge I know that's worth wanking is Bob! "

He's a bit square

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't belive there are ugly cocks...but there are Angry looking ones

Ive been told mines 'pretty' a few times and magical still waiting for it to get a modelling contract or perform a trick though....not sure I'd want a angry cock- shouting and swearing every time I want a pee

You could always slap it round the head to make it shut up! "

I tried that and it spits at me- feel free to have a try yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't belive there are ugly cocks...but there are Angry looking ones

Ive been told mines 'pretty' a few times and magical still waiting for it to get a modelling contract or perform a trick though....not sure I'd want a angry cock- shouting and swearing every time I want a pee

You could always slap it round the head to make it shut up!

I tried that and it spits at me- feel free to have a try yourself "

Hate splitters lol

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