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By *ant...stay...away OP   Couple
2 days ago

South Wales

There's really only one thing to ask on a lazy Sunday morning...

Fancy a bum?

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By *iker MidlandsMan
2 days ago

Birmingham

Always do mmmm

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By *ant...stay...away OP   Couple
2 days ago

South Wales

Distinct lack of bummers this morning lol x

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By *mf123Man
2 days ago

with one foot out the door

Fancy a fry up sounds better

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
2 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

Davina Davina

Wherefore art thou Davina

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By *he milf next doorWoman
2 days ago

Stockings & Suspenders

Mines sorta out

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By *ersatilefoxMan
2 days ago

Notts


"There's really only one thing to ask on a lazy Sunday morning...

Fancy a bum?"

Especially one that looks like that

Definitely.

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By *lfa RomeoMan
2 days ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

Always been a bum man, so let's see them ladies x

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By *andadbodMan
2 days ago

Liverpool

gotta love a nice bum

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By *hunkymonkey81Man
2 days ago

Sheffield

I d love one or maybe 3

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 days ago

Round the bend

I'll be a bummer for a bit

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
2 days ago

Milton Keynes

Bum as a noun, or bum as a verb?

Because if the latter, who is doing the bumming? 🤔

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By *.hrisMan
2 days ago

Bath

I'm gonna bum the person below ⏬️

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By *eklessMan
2 days ago

Warlingham

Always wanting a sexy bum! x

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By *iddle aged and chubbyMan
2 days ago

Shefford

Love to be bummed xxx

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By *aul648kMan
2 days ago

Minehead

Yum yum for a bit of bum!

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By *tannersMan
2 days ago

stanley

Will there be butter involved?

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
2 days ago

Milton Keynes


"Will there be butter involved? "

Calm down Marlon! 😂

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By *elboy1978Man
2 days ago

Jarrow

Love a woman’s curvy bum

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By *enny98Woman
1 day ago

liverpool

lol why not

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By *jslookingforfunMan
1 day ago

liverpool

Would love to

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By *ove269Man
1 day ago

thistown


"lol why not "

Mmm me too please

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
1 day ago

IPSWICH

I don’t mind giving to the right lady. 😉

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By *enny98Woman
1 day ago

liverpool


"lol why not

Mmm me too please

"

Lol

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By *ilentrunningMan
1 day ago

Bridgend/Reading/Liverpool &more

Aye alright then

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
1 day ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Aye alright then "

I'd give you one

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By *tannersMan
1 day ago

stanley


"lol why not

Mmm me too please

Lol"

Bagsy top!!!!

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By *avidNPMan
24 hours ago

manchester

Do people still call it bumming?

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By *tannersMan
24 hours ago

stanley


"Do people still call it bumming? "

It’s a more genteel word than Sodomy I guess 🤣

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By *enny98Woman
24 hours ago

liverpool


"Do people still call it bumming? "

Most definitely lol

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
24 hours ago

Milton Keynes


"Do people still call it bumming?

It’s a more genteel word than Sodomy I guess 🤣"

Where does buggery sit on this scale?

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
24 hours ago

In a galaxy far far away

Bumming and butter both mentioned in the same thread.

This was made for TT

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By *avidNPMan
24 hours ago

manchester


"Do people still call it bumming?

Most definitely lol"

Great I love the word. It’s so much more fun than just saying anal😜

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
24 hours ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"There's really only one thing to ask on a lazy Sunday morning...

Fancy a bum?"

I did. And, I had one, yesterday afternoon. I recommend it hole-heartedly. 😁🌈

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
24 hours ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Do people still call it bumming?

Most definitely lol

Great I love the word. It’s so much more fun than just saying anal😜"

Anal sounds American, somehow. 🤣

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
24 hours ago

Milton Keynes


"Do people still call it bumming?

Most definitely lol

Great I love the word. It’s so much more fun than just saying anal😜"

I think we need to reclaim 'anal' as a shorthand for 'anally retentive' so that people stop misusing OCD so much

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By *avidNPMan
24 hours ago

manchester


"Do people still call it bumming?

Most definitely lol

Great I love the word. It’s so much more fun than just saying anal😜

Anal sounds American, somehow. 🤣"

A good bumming over some good anal any day 🤣

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
24 hours ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Bumming and butter both mentioned in the same thread.

This was made for TT"

She's haunting this place, I tell you. I sense a disturbance in the farce...

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By *enny98Woman
24 hours ago

liverpool

Anal sounds annoying, like when someone is being ‘anal’ about something. ‘Bumming’ sounds like quite a joyful time lol

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By *anielandSKCouple
24 hours ago

Oxfordshire

Bumming is fun; we likey

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By *avidNPMan
24 hours ago

manchester


"Anal sounds annoying, like when someone is being ‘anal’ about something. ‘Bumming’ sounds like quite a joyful time lol "

I agree bumming sounds so playful

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By *enny98Woman
24 hours ago

liverpool


"Anal sounds annoying, like when someone is being ‘anal’ about something. ‘Bumming’ sounds like quite a joyful time lol

I agree bumming sounds so playful "

Hurts like buggery though lol

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By *H7in5Man
24 hours ago

Chesterfield


"Anal sounds annoying, like when someone is being ‘anal’ about something. ‘Bumming’ sounds like quite a joyful time lol

I agree bumming sounds so playful

Hurts like buggery though lol "

I would take it slow

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
24 hours ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I actually have to ask... was "bumming" every used to indicate getting someone to do something for you?

For example, "bumming a lift" to indicate "cadging a ride" somewhere.

Or, "bumming a cigarette" off someone...?

I don't believe I've ever heard it used in that context in the UK, but maybe I just haven't noticed it. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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By *avidNPMan
23 hours ago

manchester


"Anal sounds annoying, like when someone is being ‘anal’ about something. ‘Bumming’ sounds like quite a joyful time lol

I agree bumming sounds so playful

Hurts like buggery though lol "

I have never had the pleasure should I say 🤣

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By *avidNPMan
23 hours ago

manchester


"I actually have to ask... was "bumming" every used to indicate getting someone to do something for you?

For example, "bumming a lift" to indicate "cadging a ride" somewhere.

Or, "bumming a cigarette" off someone...?

I don't believe I've ever heard it used in that context in the UK, but maybe I just haven't noticed it. 🤷🏻‍♀️"

Yes I have heard bumming used in the context you mention.

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By *DONToBEoNOSEYoMan
19 hours ago

wolverhampton

Up the bum no harm done? 😂

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
19 hours ago

Milton Keynes


"Anal sounds annoying, like when someone is being ‘anal’ about something. ‘Bumming’ sounds like quite a joyful time lol

I agree bumming sounds so playful

Hurts like buggery though lol "

Can't beat a classic

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
19 hours ago

Milton Keynes


"I actually have to ask... was "bumming" every used to indicate getting someone to do something for you?

For example, "bumming a lift" to indicate "cadging a ride" somewhere.

Or, "bumming a cigarette" off someone...?

I don't believe I've ever heard it used in that context in the UK, but maybe I just haven't noticed it. 🤷🏻‍♀️"

I thought it was a uniquely UK thing?

I think I confused the fuck out of an American abroad when I d*unkenly asked him if I could bum a fag

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
17 hours ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I actually have to ask... was "bumming" every used to indicate getting someone to do something for you?

For example, "bumming a lift" to indicate "cadging a ride" somewhere.

Or, "bumming a cigarette" off someone...?

I don't believe I've ever heard it used in that context in the UK, but maybe I just haven't noticed it. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I thought it was a uniquely UK thing?

I think I confused the fuck out of an American abroad when I d*unkenly asked him if I could bum a fag"

Hahaaaa 🤣

Okay, phew, I don't know why I can't remember the last time I heard it used here, but I suddenly doubted it was UK idiom - it definitely is in South Africa.

Speaking of confusing people, I hadn't worked here long when I asked my colleagues if anyone had a stiffy for me. 😳 In South Africa, a 3½ floppy disc in its little plastic casette was known as a stiffy disc - floppy discs were the bigger 5¼ ones. A stiffy in this country means something totally different! 😬

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By *aphunterMan
17 hours ago

horsham


"I actually have to ask... was "bumming" every used to indicate getting someone to do something for you?

For example, "bumming a lift" to indicate "cadging a ride" somewhere.

Or, "bumming a cigarette" off someone...?

I don't believe I've ever heard it used in that context in the UK, but maybe I just haven't noticed it. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I thought it was a uniquely UK thing?

I think I confused the fuck out of an American abroad when I d*unkenly asked him if I could bum a fag

Hahaaaa 🤣

Okay, phew, I don't know why I can't remember the last time I heard it used here, but I suddenly doubted it was UK idiom - it definitely is in South Africa.

Speaking of confusing people, I hadn't worked here long when I asked my colleagues if anyone had a stiffy for me. 😳 In South Africa, a 3½ floppy disc in its little plastic casette was known as a stiffy disc - floppy discs were the bigger 5¼ ones. A stiffy in this country means something totally different! 😬"

That’s like in the states the call having two drinks as double fisting, where as in uk we say double parked. I only found this out a few weeks ago 😂

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
17 hours ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I actually have to ask... was "bumming" every used to indicate getting someone to do something for you?

For example, "bumming a lift" to indicate "cadging a ride" somewhere.

Or, "bumming a cigarette" off someone...?

I don't believe I've ever heard it used in that context in the UK, but maybe I just haven't noticed it. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I thought it was a uniquely UK thing?

I think I confused the fuck out of an American abroad when I d*unkenly asked him if I could bum a fag

Hahaaaa 🤣

Okay, phew, I don't know why I can't remember the last time I heard it used here, but I suddenly doubted it was UK idiom - it definitely is in South Africa.

Speaking of confusing people, I hadn't worked here long when I asked my colleagues if anyone had a stiffy for me. 😳 In South Africa, a 3½ floppy disc in its little plastic casette was known as a stiffy disc - floppy discs were the bigger 5¼ ones. A stiffy in this country means something totally different! 😬

That’s like in the states the call having two drinks as double fisting, where as in uk we say double parked. I only found this out a few weeks ago 😂"

🤣

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
12 hours ago

Milton Keynes


"I

Speaking of confusing people, I hadn't worked here long when I asked my colleagues if anyone had a stiffy for me. 😳 In South Africa, a 3½ floppy disc in its little plastic casette was known as a stiffy disc - floppy discs were the bigger 5¼ ones. A stiffy in this country means something totally different! 😬

That’s like in the states the call having two drinks as double fisting, where as in uk we say double parked. I only found this out a few weeks ago 😂"

Ha! RE: the stuffy - did you get many offers? 😂

Oh my God...I've never heard double-fisting in that context.

That must've led to some internally (or externally, if you've no poker face, like me) raised eyebrows.

"Wow...these people I work with are real kinky fuckers. I thought I wasn't that vanilla, but they out here double-fisting IN THE PUB "

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By *iHubby73TV/TS
5 hours ago

Durham


"There's really only one thing to ask on a lazy Sunday morning...

Fancy a bum?"

I love a good bum x

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By *agerforbeaverMan
5 hours ago

morayshire


"Anal sounds annoying, like when someone is being ‘anal’ about something. ‘Bumming’ sounds like quite a joyful ti

me lol "

I think I've got the urge to bum you Jenny lol🍆💦

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By *enny98Woman
4 hours ago

liverpool


"Anal sounds annoying, like when someone is being ‘anal’ about something. ‘Bumming’ sounds like quite a joyful ti

me lol

I think I've got the urge to bum you Jenny lol🍆💦 "

lol

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By *iHubby73TV/TS
3 hours ago

Durham


"Anal sounds annoying, like when someone is being ‘anal’ about something. ‘Bumming’ sounds like quite a joyful ti

me lol

I think I've got the urge to bum you Jenny lol🍆💦 "

I bet you aren't the only one to think it

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
3 hours ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I

Speaking of confusing people, I hadn't worked here long when I asked my colleagues if anyone had a stiffy for me. 😳 In South Africa, a 3½ floppy disc in its little plastic casette was known as a stiffy disc - floppy discs were the bigger 5¼ ones. A stiffy in this country means something totally different! 😬

That’s like in the states the call having two drinks as double fisting, where as in uk we say double parked. I only found this out a few weeks ago 😂

Ha! RE: the stuffy - did you get many offers? 😂

Oh my God...I've never heard double-fisting in that context.

That must've led to some internally (or externally, if you've no poker face, like me) raised eyebrows.

"Wow...these people I work with are real kinky fuckers. I thought I wasn't that vanilla, but they out here double-fisting IN THE PUB ""

I got a lot of bemused and stony faced stares, and you could have heard a pin drop. Before I explained that I was looking for a spare disc, and didn't they call them that in this country 🤦🏻‍♀️

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By *ormal_ManMan
3 hours ago

Harrogate


"There's really only one thing to ask on a lazy Sunday morning...

Fancy a bum?"

Think I speak for the site when I say this… I’ll take Rachel’s bum in my face any day of the week!

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By *enny98Woman
2 hours ago

liverpool


"There's really only one thing to ask on a lazy Sunday morning...

Fancy a bum?

Think I speak for the site when I say this… I’ll take Rachel’s bum in my face any day of the week! "

I second this lol

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By *knightforpassionMan
1 hour ago

killarney


"There's really only one thing to ask on a lazy Sunday morning...

Fancy a bum?

Think I speak for the site when I say this… I’ll take Rachel’s bum in my face any day of the week!

I second this lol"

Move over …

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By *enny98Woman
1 hour ago

liverpool


"There's really only one thing to ask on a lazy Sunday morning...

Fancy a bum?

Think I speak for the site when I say this… I’ll take Rachel’s bum in my face any day of the week!

I second this lol

Move over … "

I’d launch you out my way lol

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By *knightforpassionMan
1 hour ago

killarney


"There's really only one thing to ask on a lazy Sunday morning...

Fancy a bum?

Think I speak for the site when I say this… I’ll take Rachel’s bum in my face any day of the week!

I second this lol

Move over …

I’d launch you out my way lol "

I’m sure you’ll try…

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By *enny98Woman
1 hour ago

liverpool


"There's really only one thing to ask on a lazy Sunday morning...

Fancy a bum?

Think I speak for the site when I say this… I’ll take Rachel’s bum in my face any day of the week!

I second this lol

Move over …

I’d launch you out my way lol

I’m sure you’ll try… "

Big man talking tough then blocking me 😂 😂

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By *heron ShanMan
1 hour ago

Durham

I read it as 'fancy a brum' but I might get cancelled.

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By *ormal_ManMan
1 hour ago

Harrogate


"There's really only one thing to ask on a lazy Sunday morning...

Fancy a bum?

Think I speak for the site when I say this… I’ll take Rachel’s bum in my face any day of the week!

I second this lol

Move over …

I’d launch you out my way lol

I’m sure you’ll try…

Big man talking tough then blocking me 😂 😂 "

Well, that escalated… can we get back to Rachel’s bum, please?

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By *peshul91Man
1 hour ago

NOTTINGHAM

I'd love a good bum

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By *enny98Woman
1 hour ago

liverpool


"There's really only one thing to ask on a lazy Sunday morning...

Fancy a bum?

Think I speak for the site when I say this… I’ll take Rachel’s bum in my face any day of the week!

I second this lol

Move over …

I’d launch you out my way lol

I’m sure you’ll try…

Big man talking tough then blocking me 😂 😂

Well, that escalated… can we get back to Rachel’s bum, please? "

I’m all about Rachel’s bum

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By *irty Gent 247Man
1 hour ago

Online

I'd enjoy swapping between Jenny and Rachels bum xx

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By *agerforbeaverMan
1 hour ago

morayshire

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By *agerforbeaverMan
1 hour ago

morayshire

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