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By *eizvoll OP   Woman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)

how young do you guys start???

My son and his mate were getting ready to come out with me earlier - so I did the mummy thing and made them both go for a wee before leaving.

They decided to go together and had a pissing competition! They were "crossing beams" and seeing how high they could get the streams without it going all over the floor - no I wasn't watching, I was listening to their conversation and all the giggles!!

They're both 6!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still competing at a fairly high level now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's in the genes we are programmed that way although for the serious guys we have a handicap system based on hight

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The mens toilets in a hotel I went to once had an electronic game as part of the urinal so ones piss could be on target. What fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh you must see how far you can wash the 'pineapple cubes' along

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By *at2Couple
over a year ago

north Down

It's the reason fellas have better spacial awareness lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The mens toilets in a hotel I went to once had an electronic game as part of the urinal so ones piss could be on target. What fun!"

When my band was on tour in Estonia, one of the clubs I was at had something like that. Inside the urinal was a small football (soccer) net and ball and you could shoot goals. Quite fun! Lol

There was also a great one that had a rubber pad that when you pissed on it, the words "too drink to drive?" And then the number for a local cab company would "magically" appear. I thought that was kind of cool too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once upon a time, in the summer of '43, I sent a stream far beyond the coast of occupied France, infact it infiltrated the heartland of the mighty Bocshe - only to see my mighty torrent squashed & dispersed by a Fokker or two!!!

..........now, im on wee tablets "Ö"

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By *eizvoll OP   Woman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)


"Once upon a time, in the summer of '43, I sent a stream far beyond the coast of occupied France, infact it infiltrated the heartland of the mighty Bocshe - only to see my mighty torrent squashed & dispersed by a Fokker or two!!!

..........now, im on wee tablets "Ö""

You taking the piss??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once upon a time, in the summer of '43, I sent a stream far beyond the coast of occupied France, infact it infiltrated the heartland of the mighty Bocshe - only to see my mighty torrent squashed & dispersed by a Fokker or two!!!

..........now, im on wee tablets "Ö"

You taking the piss?? "

No, but I may have done whilst typing it!!! :')''''' RIP Peter Cook :')'''''

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Crossing beams lol. It was swords in my day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son who's 3 was trying to clean the toilet flush off with his pee yesterday

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By *eizvoll OP   Woman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)


"Crossing beams lol. It was swords in my day "

They're both Lego Star Wars fans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crossing beams lol. It was swords in my day "

You had it easy; when I were a strapping young lad, we had to...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how young do you guys start???

My son and his mate were getting ready to come out with me earlier - so I did the mummy thing and made them both go for a wee before leaving.

They decided to go together and had a pissing competition! They were "crossing beams" and seeing how high they could get the streams without it going all over the floor - no I wasn't watching, I was listening to their conversation and all the giggles!!

They're both 6!!!!

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This sounds sooo much fun wish I could do this... Unfortunately I doubt my lady bits allowing

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

Not proud of this but:

As kids we competed to see who could pee farthest along the local alley. Getting to the right-angle bend was the benchmark which was probably 50yds from the top.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not proud of this but:

As kids we competed to see who could pee farthest along the local alley. Getting to the right-angle bend was the benchmark which was probably 50yds from the top."

.....when I were a young lad.......

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