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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This weekend, I will be doing my best Jewish granddaughter impression. I've got my thick black tights out (I shit you not) they have been checked for ladders, I've got my most proper dress out (high necked of course and lower than my knee) and its ironed and clean.

However they can't totally take the Ruby out of me. I'm going to wear some of my fuck me shoes and sexy matching underwear!

Roll on next weekend when I can parade round Cupids in a corset, short skirt and stilettos!

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Don't worry, I think I'm going to be deep cleaning the bathroom!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'd swap you quite happily. I've got to deal with, "Don't you think...." questions. Hopefully this year they won't say "have children" but you never know with older family members!

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Oh I don't envy you at all. I dread family events. In fact I can only bear to be with anyone in small doses, family or friends.

Just wanted to assure you I probably won't be shagging unless a miracle happens

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"This weekend, I will be doing my best Jewish granddaughter impression. I've got my thick black tights out (I shit you not) they have been checked for ladders, I've got my most proper dress out (high necked of course and lower than my knee) and its ironed and clean.

However they can't totally take the Ruby out of me. I'm going to wear some of my fuck me shoes and sexy matching underwear!

Roll on next weekend when I can parade round Cupids in a corset, short skirt and stilettos! "

Oh what a good girl .. post a picture

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

However they can't totally take the Ruby out of me. I'm going to wear some of my fuck me shoes and sexy matching underwear!

Roll on next weekend when I can parade round Cupids in a corset, short skirt and stilettos!

Oh what a good girl .. post a picture

Erm do you mind if I don't Cinn!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Ahmmmm some of us defo wont be shagging this week end back to work for this bunny wohoooo

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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You'd make a Fab nun with a cornette!!!

Enjoy the event and whatever you do...no swearing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bambi, you know me, I never swear

Yes I'll be in good girl mode!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will look so prim and proper, be a good girl and sit with your legs crossed. Look like butter wouldnt melt.. If only xx. Try not to fall asleep and giz a pic xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ladies sit with their knees together Ju, knees and ankles! I'm not sending any pictures out - Ruggers will give me a perm ban for being a fake! I was tempted to wear my fishnets as they constitute tights!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you have a bow in your hair too?

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I have my 16 year old godson staying. Full day of sightseeing planned tomorrow. No meet tonight as ive got to sort spare room out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubes I am sooo sorry I am laughing but .................. there is a little bit of a rebel still there isnt there lol and let's be honest they deffo couldn't cleanse your mind ...................... so me thinks whilst the exterior might be the good girl, the rest won't be ......... just take the toy which has the silent mode ...................... oh oooops I am not helping am I lol

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd swap you quite happily. I've got to deal with, "Don't you think...." questions. Hopefully this year they won't say "have children" but you never know with older family members!"

Oh n don't start kvetching when they warn u that gentile boys are after ONLY one thing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets have a leg shot with your tights on at least lol x

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Wanna borrow a wig and pretend you've gone all frum?

Go on! Make your granny glad (or afraid)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'll consider the leg shot for a 24 hour period.

And no Minxie I will not be using a silent toy!

I will also refrain from asking if there's any bacon for breakfast!

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By *utecontradictionMan
over a year ago

Malvern

It sounds a hell of a lot more fun than my weekend. ....4 teenage girls. Its not going to be fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll consider the leg shot for a 24 hour period.

And no Minxie I will not be using a silent toy!

I will also refrain from asking if there's any bacon for breakfast!

In our house we always referred to it as 'pink chicken' lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll consider the leg shot for a 24 hour period.

And no Minxie I will not be using a silent toy!

I will also refrain from asking if there's any bacon for breakfast!

Or a nice big juicy sausage?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll consider the leg shot for a 24 hour period.

And no Minxie I will not be using a silent toy!

I will also refrain from asking if there's any bacon for breakfast!

Or a nice big juicy sausage?

You can sod off! I need to not think of anything naughty - you and everyone else is banned from ending naughty pictures whilst I'm up there - you can tell her indoors that too!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

shalom xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh !

I love thick black stockings

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"shalom xx"

I'm actually about to light candles - not Friday candles though lol

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'll consider the leg shot for a 24 hour period.

And no Minxie I will not be using a silent toy!

I will also refrain from asking if there's any bacon for breakfast!

Or a nice big juicy sausage?

You can sod off! I need to not think of anything naughty - you and everyone else is banned from ending naughty pictures whilst I'm up there - you can tell her indoors that too!

That's our Friday night fun sorted!

Gotta go, gotta take lots of graphic pussy shots...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me thinks you should unshackle yourself first ............. bearing in mind u reckon your my protegee lol xx

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

how are you going to light the match with your hands so far apart xx mmmm love that spreader xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha the spreader is back under my bed!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Mwa ha ha ha hah!

I also sent an action shot of some pussy licking!

I dare you to keep a straight face when you receive that Ms Sophia!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was another little incident yesterday ..................... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just think of all that lovely food you'll be consuming. Bring a doggy bag and I'll have the left overs.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"There was another little incident yesterday ..................... lol

what did you get up to yesterday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Polk - we're on fruit salad for pudding! That much I know. I imagine it'll be Blinis and smoke salmon for starters.

Oh fuck it - I don't want to go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Polk - we're on fruit salad for pudding! That much I know. I imagine it'll be Blinis and smoke salmon for starters.

Oh fuck it - I don't want to go!"

What no babanatza or Cheese Blintzes.

I wouldn't want to go either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was another little incident yesterday ..................... lol

what did you get up to yesterday "

I had a tyre deflate whilst I was driving on the M25 ......... it was the ensuing sequence of events that wasn't so good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll consider the leg shot for a 24 hour period.

And no Minxie I will not be using a silent toy!

I will also refrain from asking if there's any bacon for breakfast!

Or a nice big juicy sausage?

You can sod off! I need to not think of anything naughty - you and everyone else is banned from ending naughty pictures whilst I'm up there - you can tell her indoors that too!

Oh Ruby you do know that anyone who has your mobile will be sending you filth don't you

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll consider the leg shot for a 24 hour period.

And no Minxie I will not be using a silent toy!

I will also refrain from asking if there's any bacon for breakfast!

Or a nice big juicy sausage?

You can sod off! I need to not think of anything naughty - you and everyone else is banned from ending naughty pictures whilst I'm up there - you can tell her indoors that too!

Oh Ruby you do know that anyone who has your mobile will be sending you filth don't you

He he he he

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll consider the leg shot for a 24 hour period.

And no Minxie I will not be using a silent toy!

I will also refrain from asking if there's any bacon for breakfast!

Or a nice big juicy sausage?

You can sod off! I need to not think of anything naughty - you and everyone else is banned from ending naughty pictures whilst I'm up there - you can tell her indoors that too!

Oh Ruby you do know that anyone who has your mobile will be sending you filth don't you

He he he he

Oh Christ I'm screwed! Please all take pity on me, there's already a family drama as Mum's dog (and mine by default) have got Kennel Cough and can't go to the kennels. Mum's partner is now going to look after them and she's in a state because he can't come...

Please can someone have Vodka Diet Coke on standby for Sunday evening when I get back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Polk - we're on fruit salad for pudding! That much I know. I imagine it'll be Blinis and smoke salmon for starters.

Oh fuck it - I don't want to go!"

Coupla bowls of grandma's Jewish penicillin n ya will be cosy as a moth in a cardie u c! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Polk - we're on fruit salad for pudding! That much I know. I imagine it'll be Blinis and smoke salmon for starters.

Oh fuck it - I don't want to go!

Coupla bowls of grandma's Jewish penicillin n ya will be cosy as a moth in a cardie u c! Lol

You've not met my Grandmother!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

put up your mobile ruby and we ll all send you filth xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"put up your mobile ruby and we ll all send you filth xxx"

Erm... nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

However they can't totally take the Ruby out of me. I'm going to wear rsome of my fuck me shoes and sexy matching underwear!

Roll on next weekend when I can parade round Cupids in a corset, short skirt and stilettos! "

Thats sound like an Avatar challenge, find the most unflattering outfit you can find LoL. Poor thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

However they can't totally take the Ruby out of me. I'm going to wear rsome of my fuck me shoes and sexy matching underwear!

Roll on next weekend when I can parade round Cupids in a corset, short skirt and stilettos!

Thats sound like an Avatar challenge, find the most unflattering outfit you can find LoL. Poor thing"

me in my elf costume would win that hands down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

However they can't totally take the Ruby out of me. I'm going to wear rsome of my fuck me shoes and sexy matching underwear!

Roll on next weekend when I can parade round Cupids in a corset, short skirt and stilettos!

Thats sound like an Avatar challenge, find the most unflattering outfit you can find LoL. Poor thing

me in my elf costume would win that hands down

No Minxie, that will be the one I win for my Jewish Granddaughter routine tomorrow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"put up your mobile ruby and we ll all send you filth xxx"

I have it but your not having it ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

However they can't totally take the Ruby out of me. I'm going to wear rsome of my fuck me shoes and sexy matching underwear!

Roll on next weekend when I can parade round Cupids in a corset, short skirt and stilettos!

Thats sound like an Avatar challenge, find the most unflattering outfit you can find LoL. Poor thing

me in my elf costume would win that hands down

No Minxie, that will be the one I win for my Jewish Granddaughter routine tomorrow!"

think it might be a joint effort here then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"put up your mobile ruby and we ll all send you filth xxx

I have it but your not having it ha ha

NOooooo passing my number on anyone please!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'll consider the leg shot for a 24 hour period.

And no Minxie I will not be using a silent toy!

I will also refrain from asking if there's any bacon for breakfast!

You won't be looking for a good porking then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"put up your mobile ruby and we ll all send you filth xxx

I have it but your not having it ha ha

NOooooo passing my number on anyone please!! "

As if I would

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"put up your mobile ruby and we ll all send you filth xxx

I have it but your not having it ha ha

NOooooo passing my number on anyone please!!

As if I would

I know you wouldn't....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"put up your mobile ruby and we ll all send you filth xxx

I have it but your not having it ha ha

NOooooo passing my number on anyone please!!

As if I would

I know you wouldn't....

neither would I ...........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"put up your mobile ruby and we ll all send you filth xxx

I have it but your not having it ha ha

NOooooo passing my number on anyone please!!

As if I would

I know you wouldn't....

neither would I ...........

There will be no passing on of my number other than to the approved list of men I fancy the pants off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it makes you feel any better, I won't getting any action either (unless fate has something completely unexpected in store for me).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"put up your mobile ruby and we ll all send you filth xxx

I have it but your not having it ha ha

NOooooo passing my number on anyone please!!

As if I would

I know you wouldn't....

neither would I ...........

There will be no passing on of my number other than to the approved list of men I fancy the pants off!"

send me the list and I will cast my eye over it for approval purposes only of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"put up your mobile ruby and we ll all send you filth xxx

I have it but your not having it ha ha

NOooooo passing my number on anyone please!!

As if I would

I know you wouldn't....

neither would I ...........

There will be no passing on of my number other than to the approved list of men I fancy the pants off!

send me the list and I will cast my eye over it for approval purposes only of course

Haha Minxie - I'll deal with it in my own way. There's one in particular who I'm rather keen on hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just run off and drive down wolves and come have a messy night out with me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"put up your mobile ruby and we ll all send you filth xxx

I have it but your not having it ha ha

NOooooo passing my number on anyone please!!

As if I would

I know you wouldn't....

neither would I ...........

There will be no passing on of my number other than to the approved list of men I fancy the pants off!

send me the list and I will cast my eye over it for approval purposes only of course

Haha Minxie - I'll deal with it in my own way. There's one in particular who I'm rather keen on hehe

I have some new filth photos from tonight - just debating on being naughty or nice!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"put up your mobile ruby and we ll all send you filth xxx

I have it but your not having it ha ha

NOooooo passing my number on anyone please!!

As if I would

I know you wouldn't....

neither would I ...........

There will be no passing on of my number other than to the approved list of men I fancy the pants off!

send me the list and I will cast my eye over it for approval purposes only of course

Haha Minxie - I'll deal with it in my own way. There's one in particular who I'm rather keen on hehe

I have some new filth photos from tonight - just debating on being naughty or nice!

So do I. I just did dvp with my glass dildos for the first time!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"put up your mobile ruby and we ll all send you filth xxx

I have it but your not having it ha ha

NOooooo passing my number on anyone please!!

As if I would

I know you wouldn't....

neither would I ...........

There will be no passing on of my number other than to the approved list of men I fancy the pants off!

send me the list and I will cast my eye over it for approval purposes only of course

Haha Minxie - I'll deal with it in my own way. There's one in particular who I'm rather keen on hehe

I have some new filth photos from tonight - just debating on being naughty or nice!

The Sabbath has begun. Keep Ruby pure for her Grandmother until sunset tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"put up your mobile ruby and we ll all send you filth xxx

I have it but your not having it ha ha

NOooooo passing my number on anyone please!!

As if I would

I know you wouldn't....

neither would I ...........

There will be no passing on of my number other than to the approved list of men I fancy the pants off!

send me the list and I will cast my eye over it for approval purposes only of course

Haha Minxie - I'll deal with it in my own way. There's one in particular who I'm rather keen on hehe

I have some new filth photos from tonight - just debating on being naughty or nice!

The Sabbath has begun. Keep Ruby pure for her Grandmother until sunset tomorrow."

nope purity begins at 9am!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"put up your mobile ruby and we ll all send you filth xxx

I have it but your not having it ha ha

NOooooo passing my number on anyone please!!

As if I would

I know you wouldn't....

neither would I ...........

There will be no passing on of my number other than to the approved list of men I fancy the pants off!

send me the list and I will cast my eye over it for approval purposes only of course

Haha Minxie - I'll deal with it in my own way. There's one in particular who I'm rather keen on hehe

I have some new filth photos from tonight - just debating on being naughty or nice!

The Sabbath has begun. Keep Ruby pure for her Grandmother until sunset tomorrow."

Easy!!

And while we're at it - i'm sure we can sort out the middle east crisis, world peace and global warming at the same time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"put up your mobile ruby and we ll all send you filth xxx

I have it but your not having it ha ha

NOooooo passing my number on anyone please!!

As if I would

I know you wouldn't....

neither would I ...........

There will be no passing on of my number other than to the approved list of men I fancy the pants off!

send me the list and I will cast my eye over it for approval purposes only of course

Haha Minxie - I'll deal with it in my own way. There's one in particular who I'm rather keen on hehe

I have some new filth photos from tonight - just debating on being naughty or nice!

The Sabbath has begun. Keep Ruby pure for her Grandmother until sunset tomorrow.

Easy!!

And while we're at it - i'm sure we can sort out the middle east crisis, world peace and global warming at the same time!

You cheeky shit! I can be pure!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"put up your mobile ruby and we ll all send you filth xxx

I have it but your not having it ha ha

NOooooo passing my number on anyone please!!

As if I would

I know you wouldn't....

neither would I ...........

There will be no passing on of my number other than to the approved list of men I fancy the pants off!

send me the list and I will cast my eye over it for approval purposes only of course

Haha Minxie - I'll deal with it in my own way. There's one in particular who I'm rather keen on hehe

I have some new filth photos from tonight - just debating on being naughty or nice!

The Sabbath has begun. Keep Ruby pure for her Grandmother until sunset tomorrow.

nope purity begins at 9am!!"

No candles lit and prayers said at Shabbat dinner tonight then? You shouldn't even be on here what with electricity prohibited after sunset on Friday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"put up your mobile ruby and we ll all send you filth xxx

I have it but your not having it ha ha

NOooooo passing my number on anyone please!!

As if I would

I know you wouldn't....

neither would I ...........

There will be no passing on of my number other than to the approved list of men I fancy the pants off!

send me the list and I will cast my eye over it for approval purposes only of course

Haha Minxie - I'll deal with it in my own way. There's one in particular who I'm rather keen on hehe

I have some new filth photos from tonight - just debating on being naughty or nice!

The Sabbath has begun. Keep Ruby pure for her Grandmother until sunset tomorrow.

nope purity begins at 9am!!

No candles lit and prayers said at Shabbat dinner tonight then? You shouldn't even be on here what with electricity prohibited after sunset on Friday."

Don't laugh, but I did light Friday candles tonight. For my dad and Luke's (SOTB) mum. No real prayers, although I do have my grandfather's prayer book from his Bar Mitzvah in my room. I don't practice Judaism but I am proud of my heritage.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The Sabbath has begun. Keep Ruby pure for her Grandmother until sunset tomorrow.

nope purity begins at 9am!!

No candles lit and prayers said at Shabbat dinner tonight then? You shouldn't even be on here what with electricity prohibited after sunset on Friday.

Why would I, or anyone, laugh at that?

I was in a church this evening and saw a fantastic show but whilst I was there I felt the urge to pray for a family member in ITU, to wish him peace.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The Sabbath has begun. Keep Ruby pure for her Grandmother until sunset tomorrow.

nope purity begins at 9am!!

No candles lit and prayers said at Shabbat dinner tonight then? You shouldn't even be on here what with electricity prohibited after sunset on Friday.

Why would I, or anyone, laugh at that?

I was in a church this evening and saw a fantastic show but whilst I was there I felt the urge to pray for a family member in ITU, to wish him peace."

Because there's a lot of ridiculing surrounding being Jewish. The stereotypes of being tight, having a big nose and hating Muslims. If I am ever fortunate enough to have children, they will be Jewish and I will do my best to educate them like I was about history and our culture. I may eat trief food and have sex out of wedlock but I am proud to be Jewish.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh dear, I feel Ruby being zapped out of me ever so quickly!!

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