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By *tanners OP   Man
18 hours ago

stanley

Cold things, Arctic things, Antarctic things, positively freezing things.

Alternatively come and massage me with ice cubes.

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By *earditallWoman
18 hours ago

Lancaster

FAF Stanners,I'm better at that than massage

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By *issBellaWoman
18 hours ago

Town

En route with a bag of ice cubes

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By *erts NaturistMan
18 hours ago

royston

Pluto

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By *earditallWoman
18 hours ago

Lancaster


"En route with a bag of ice cubes "

Now you're talking

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By *aked beachMan
18 hours ago

22 The Avenue

Go meet my ex-Wife.

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By *tanners OP   Man
18 hours ago

stanley


"FAF Stanners,I'm better at that than massage

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Can you ice your bits first? 😂

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By *tanners OP   Man
18 hours ago

stanley


"En route with a bag of ice cubes "

Hurrah saved 😁

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By *issBellaWoman
18 hours ago

Town


"Go meet my ex-Wife. "

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By *tanners OP   Man
18 hours ago

stanley


"Pluto "

Definitely chilling

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By *okingham WillMan
18 hours ago

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Trying to think of the coldest thing I can think of…

Ah yeah.. the reaction of women on here when I ask them if they fancy a fuck.

An hours access to my inbox will cool you right down

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By *issBellaWoman
18 hours ago

Town


"En route with a bag of ice cubes

Now you're talking "

Plenty to go around

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By *earditallWoman
18 hours ago

Lancaster


"FAF Stanners,I'm better at that than massage

Can you ice your bits first? 😂"

Nope but I'd let Bella ice them

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By *heron ShanMan
18 hours ago

Durham

Place one hand in a bowl of ice and the other hand in a dish of cold water, it will cool your whole body, your welcome.

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By *hickthighs-26Woman
18 hours ago

the land of vagina

Sorry but not for me

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By *tanners OP   Man
18 hours ago

stanley


"Go meet my ex-Wife. "

Do I mention it was you who suggested it, for extra iciness?

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By *tanners OP   Man
18 hours ago

stanley


"FAF Stanners,I'm better at that than massage

Can you ice your bits first? 😂

Nope but I'd let Bella ice them "

That will be both of us then 😂

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By *issBellaWoman
18 hours ago

Town


"FAF Stanners,I'm better at that than massage

Can you ice your bits first? 😂

Nope but I'd let Bella ice them "

Deal 🫡

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By *tanners OP   Man
18 hours ago

stanley


"Place one hand in a bowl of ice and the other hand in a dish of cold water, it will cool your whole body, your welcome. "

Worth a try

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By *tanners OP   Man
18 hours ago

stanley


"Sorry but not for me "

😱 cold indeed 😂

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By *onnyJohnMan
18 hours ago

Doncaster

Mmm cold things..

Waking up each day for six months with f**k off big icebergs floating past literally 30 yards from my window and living in a snow hole for a week... That was a bit chilly.

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By *tanners OP   Man
18 hours ago

stanley


"Trying to think of the coldest thing I can think of…

Ah yeah.. the reaction of women on here when I ask them if they fancy a fuck.

An hours access to my inbox will cool you right down "

Actually willing to try anything currently

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By *tanners OP   Man
18 hours ago

stanley


"Mmm cold things..

Waking up each day for six months with f**k off big icebergs floating past literally 30 yards from my window and living in a snow hole for a week... That was a bit chilly. "

Bottle it and send it me please

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By *huskofamanMan
18 hours ago

nowhere

Who remembers arctic roll?

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By *tanners OP   Man
18 hours ago

stanley


"Who remembers arctic roll?"

Hell yes and the chocolate version too

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By *aked beachMan
18 hours ago

22 The Avenue


"Go meet my ex-Wife.

Do I mention it was you who suggested it, for extra iciness?"

I’m not sure that’s possible according to the laws of Physics Stanners, but give it a go.

Been nice knowing you 👍👍😂

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By *huskofamanMan
18 hours ago

nowhere


"Who remembers arctic roll?

Hell yes and the chocolate version too"

Never had that one

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By *earditallWoman
18 hours ago

Lancaster


"Who remembers arctic roll?"

Ooooo that was good stuff that

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By *onnyJohnMan
18 hours ago

Doncaster


"Who remembers arctic roll?

Hell yes and the chocolate version too

Never had that one "

They had a chocolate version 😳 the f**k has gone wrong with my life that i missed that ?

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By *earditallWoman
17 hours ago

Lancaster


"Who remembers arctic roll?

Hell yes and the chocolate version too

Never had that one

They had a chocolate version 😳 the f**k has gone wrong with my life that i missed that ? "

Do you feel like you were lied to I do.

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By *tanners OP   Man
17 hours ago

stanley


"Who remembers arctic roll?

Hell yes and the chocolate version too

Never had that one

They had a chocolate version 😳 the f**k has gone wrong with my life that i missed that ?

Do you feel like you were lied to I do."

Are you and Bella almost here? Don’t be stopping at Tebay for cakes whilst I’m here waiting 😂😂😂

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By *vaRoseWoman
17 hours ago

Ankh-Morpork

My daughter is in Alaska and she’s just sent me a video of an icy cold lake they’re swimming in. It looks like bliss

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By *earditallWoman
17 hours ago

Lancaster


"Who remembers arctic roll?

Hell yes and the chocolate version too

Never had that one

They had a chocolate version 😳 the f**k has gone wrong with my life that i missed that ?

Do you feel like you were lied to I do.

Are you and Bella almost here? Don’t be stopping at Tebay for cakes whilst I’m here waiting 😂😂😂"

Not even lemon drizzle?

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By *tanners OP   Man
17 hours ago

stanley


"My daughter is in Alaska and she’s just sent me a video of an icy cold lake they’re swimming in. It looks like bliss "

Alaska is lovely had a couple of trips there and enjoyed them enormously, well apart from the Moose incident.

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By *tanners OP   Man
17 hours ago

stanley


"Who remembers arctic roll?

Hell yes and the chocolate version too

Never had that one

They had a chocolate version 😳 the f**k has gone wrong with my life that i missed that ?

Do you feel like you were lied to I do.

Are you and Bella almost here? Don’t be stopping at Tebay for cakes whilst I’m here waiting 😂😂😂

Not even lemon drizzle?"

Not even an Arctic fecking roll 😂😂😂

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By *earditallWoman
17 hours ago

Lancaster


"Who remembers arctic roll?

Hell yes and the chocolate version too

Never had that one

They had a chocolate version 😳 the f**k has gone wrong with my life that i missed that ?

Do you feel like you were lied to I do.

Are you and Bella almost here? Don’t be stopping at Tebay for cakes whilst I’m here waiting 😂😂😂

Not even lemon drizzle?

Not even an Arctic fecking roll 😂😂😂"

Chocolate one 😋

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
17 hours ago

SW1A1AA

My sister got married in the ice palace in Finland

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By *tanners OP   Man
17 hours ago

stanley


"My sister got married in the ice palace in Finland"

New meaning to “ white wedding “ 😁

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
17 hours ago

Troublesville suburb of Barnstaple

It’s cool here and we have rain!

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By *tanners OP   Man
17 hours ago

stanley


"It’s cool here and we have rain! "

Omg you rotten tease! 😂

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
17 hours ago

Troublesville suburb of Barnstaple


"It’s cool here and we have rain!

Omg you rotten tease! 😂"

🤣🤣 it’s true! I’ll even take. Picture to prove it! Not that I’m trying to rub it in

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By *onnyJohnMan
17 hours ago

Doncaster


"Who remembers arctic roll?

Hell yes and the chocolate version too

Never had that one

They had a chocolate version 😳 the f**k has gone wrong with my life that i missed that ?

Do you feel like you were lied to I do."

Loved the sponge, loved the ice cream, hated the jam, the fact there was a chocolate one that i never tried is gutting... 😞, someone tell me the choccy one still had jam in it, at least then I'll not feel so bad.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
14 hours ago

Colchester

Most of the universe. And, eventually, everything.

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