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"I think it depends on the dangle. The boyfriend with a massive ballbag hates sitting down to wee 💜" Bloody hell if it’s dipping in then a call to the Guinness. Ok of records might be on the cards. | |||
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"Standing up to pee is an advantage guys will never fully appreciate. Desperate to pee on a long stretch of road with no laybys is a hell reserved only for women who don't own a shewee. " And there's the equally challenging scenario of having to squat above the loo because there's either no seat or it's covered in god knows what, when you stop at a motorway service station... | |||
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"Standing up to pee is an advantage guys will never fully appreciate. Desperate to pee on a long stretch of road with no laybys is a hell reserved only for women who don't own a shewee. " I can pee standing up.. as a few biker friends (male) can attest to after we were well oiled one night and some bright spark (cough) decided to see who could pee highest up a wall. I was second highest by a couple of inches. Still remains one of my proudest moments. | |||
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"Standing up to pee is an advantage guys will never fully appreciate. Desperate to pee on a long stretch of road with no laybys is a hell reserved only for women who don't own a shewee. I can pee standing up.. as a few biker friends (male) can attest to after we were well oiled one night and some bright spark (cough) decided to see who could pee highest up a wall. I was second highest by a couple of inches. Still remains one of my proudest moments." I salute and envy your achievement I reckon I could if it wasn't at the side of a motorway with traffic whizzing past and I could get the right traction and angle | |||
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"I'm with you OP. I hate using urinals. Probably the worse invention - ever "Not at all, the chocolate tea pot is the worst invention ever, that or the large hadron collider. | |||
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"Not sure how the blindfolded woman fits into this story but whatever makes you happy OP. Mrs x" Ahhhh, I see!!! (Said the blind man to the deaf dog) Still not got it?? AHH well, nevermind.... | |||
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"Not sure how the blindfolded woman fits into this story but whatever makes you happy OP. Mrs x" It’s a play on the joke, Did you hear about the blind sex worker. You’ve got to hand it to her. | |||
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"Not sure how the blindfolded woman fits into this story but whatever makes you happy OP. Mrs x Ahhhh, I see!!! (Said the blind man to the deaf dog) Still not got it?? AHH well, nevermind...." You got it. | |||
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"Standing up to pee is an advantage guys will never fully appreciate. Desperate to pee on a long stretch of road with no laybys is a hell reserved only for women who don't own a shewee. I can pee standing up.. as a few biker friends (male) can attest to after we were well oiled one night and some bright spark (cough) decided to see who could pee highest up a wall. I was second highest by a couple of inches. Still remains one of my proudest moments." This reminds me of Alexander Pope’s 18th-century mock-epic poem, The Dunciad. It features a satirical scene in Book II where rival London journalists compete in a peeing contest to see who can urinate the highest. The scene, designed to mirror the scandalous, low-brow journalism of the era, features the characters, including a parody of publisher Eliza Haywood, aiming to achieve significant height. The text of the scene is online in Poetry Archive. | |||
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"Ever considered that if somehow positions were reversed , women might have had to do all the fighting ! " I’ve heard of sword fighting whilst peeing. To cross the beams. | |||
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"Nothing worse than being out on the bike in the fens and needing a wee as a lady. It's very flat, very open and little in the way of suitable spots to try and be discreet about it "I could design you a bicycle seat with a hole in it and a bottle underneath. Then you dont even need to stop cycling.  | |||
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