FabSwingers.com forum: A new WORLD record attempt. ....

By *utecontradiction OP Man
over a year ago

Malvern

The question is, as I sit here on my sofa rather bored, how quickly can we fill up a thread.......starting. ...............................NOW!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are we discussing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm bored too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are we discussing?"

Sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im wrapped up in my blankie

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Quick!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it will be a long time lol

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By *utecontradiction OP Man
over a year ago

Malvern

Anything......god do I have to do everything round here? Roy Castle would turn in his grave. .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats the current record?

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By *utecontradiction OP Man
over a year ago

Malvern

"I think it will be a long time lol "

I hope not I have a bet on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel sick, ate way to much precooked chicken :/

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Wasnt there a guy going on about not getting a sausage a while ago... that descended into chaos and 175 posts in about 30 mins

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I'm working on the world record for a build-up of pressure in a pair of testicles - it's going very well so far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel sick, ate way to much precooked chicken :/"

Better than eating way too much undercooked chicken.

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By *utecontradiction OP Man
over a year ago

Malvern

"Whats the current record? "

Dont think there is one. ....therefore we can't lose.....happy days.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

So you have 25 mins to fill this up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are we discussing?

Sex"

On a swinging site pfft xx shocking rubes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the answer 4:32pm on the 6th of July 2017?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So we have under 30 minutes to fill this. We can do it!

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By *utecontradiction OP Man
over a year ago

Malvern

"Wasnt there a guy going on about not getting a sausage a while ago... that descended into chaos and 175 posts in about 30 mins

Well I am not having that! I will not be beaten by a sausage. ....I just won't I tell you!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'm working on packing for 4 days with just hand luggage... I may need to sacrifice some shoes

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Wasnt there a guy going on about not getting a sausage a while ago... that descended into chaos and 175 posts in about 30 mins

Well I am not having that! I will not be beaten by a sausage. ....I just won't I tell you! "

Better get a move on then

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By *utecontradiction OP Man
over a year ago

Malvern

"So we have under 30 minutes to fill this. We can do it! "

Yes. ...so stop fiddling with your (insert your choice of word) and bloody well get typing.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Is the answer 4:32pm on the 6th of July 2017?

Is that your final answer??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worth a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone a friend

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Whats the current record? "

About 16 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so if we just keep posting random shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worth a wank

I would say so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im up for this,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 mins to get another 135 posts.. ermmm

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By *utecontradiction OP Man
over a year ago

Malvern

I know how to get it going, all BBWs are bonkers and the CLIQUE should ban them all. ........oooh I am going to hell for that one!

Touch paper lit. .....retire. ......safe distance, and don hard hat!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Whats the current record?

About 16 minutes"

4 mins to go then.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really really fancy some chocolate right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick!

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"I'm working on packing for 4 days with just hand luggage... I may need to sacrifice some shoes

I can lend you an alter and a knife but I'm not sure it'll do any good - you may need to simply pack less instead.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get set

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know how to get it going, all BBWs are bonkers and the CLIQUE should ban them all. ........oooh I am going to hell for that one!

Touch paper lit. .....retire. ......safe distance, and don hard hat! "

You are a bad man and must be punished!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's all this about then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im wrapped up in my blankie"
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I'm wrapped in cling film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the answer 4:32pm on the 6th of July 2017?

Is that your final answer??

No thats just what my automatic random anwser generator came up with......

I use it to pick my lottery numbers too....

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

It was an eye spy game that went really fast....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im wrapped up in my blankie.

I'm wrapped in cling film

Thats kinky

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By *eizvollWoman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)

Sorry I'm late - just back from perving my favourite Black Belt

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Right, let's see if we can get it going...

Where's all the fat birds?

Is it racist to say no blacks/asians/whites/jews/7th Day Adventists?

Wd u fck my bf?

I'd rather fuck a BBW than a skinny minny bag o' bones

How's that for starters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 mins to get over 100 posts.. erm,, FAIL

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Right, let's see if we can get it going...

Where's all the fat birds?

Is it racist to say no blacks/asians/whites/jews/7th Day Adventists?

Wd u fck my bf?

I'd rather fuck a BBW than a skinny minny bag o' bones

How's that for starters

Here

Not right now

Thats good you know what you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is anyone sending out for cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww no one got fast fingers tonight

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By *eizvollWoman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)

Are we nearly there yet???

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Are we nearly there yet???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is anyone sending out for cake?

Its your turn to go to the shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is anyone sending out for cake?

Its your turn to go to the shop"

I'm awaiting a food parcel from Mum - but no cake - however I have got a sticky toffee pudding in the cupboard! Yay

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By *eizvollWoman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)

"Are we nearly there yet???

No"

Best get a move on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All jocks are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is anyone sending out for cake?

Its your turn to go to the shop"

Awwwwww but its always my turn..... and I've just put my curlers in...sheeeeeshhhh

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over a year ago

"Is anyone sending out for cake?

Its your turn to go to the shop

I'm awaiting a food parcel from Mum - but no cake - however I have got a sticky toffee pudding in the cupboard! Yay"

If theres custard im there rubes xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is anyone sending out for cake?

Its your turn to go to the shop"

Its pissing it down outside

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over a year ago

"Is anyone sending out for cake?

Its your turn to go to the shop

I'm awaiting a food parcel from Mum - but no cake - however I have got a sticky toffee pudding in the cupboard! Yay

If theres custard im there rubes xx"

There will certainly be custard! Nom nom nom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is anyone sending out for cake?

Its your turn to go to the shop

Awwwwww but its always my turn..... and I've just put my curlers in...sheeeeeshhhh

Im wrapped in me blankie, go on soxy pleeeaaaasssseeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is anyone sending out for cake?

Its your turn to go to the shop

Awwwwww but its always my turn..... and I've just put my curlers in...sheeeeeshhhh

Im wrapped in me blankie, go on soxy pleeeaaaasssseeeee "

I've got my snuggie and PJs on - I'll have to put a bra on and my specs for when we go into Canada in a bit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is anyone sending out for cake?

Its your turn to go to the shop

I'm awaiting a food parcel from Mum - but no cake - however I have got a sticky toffee pudding in the cupboard! Yay

If theres custard im there rubes xx

There will certainly be custard! Nom nom nom"

Love abit of noming

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over a year ago

"Is anyone sending out for cake?

Its your turn to go to the shop

I'm awaiting a food parcel from Mum - but no cake - however I have got a sticky toffee pudding in the cupboard! Yay

If theres custard im there rubes xx

There will certainly be custard! Nom nom nom

Love abit of noming

I do love noming - on lots of things... cock in particular! I wouldn't mind noming on the OP's cock hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worth a wank

I would say so

Why not eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is anyone sending out for cake?

Its your turn to go to the shop

I'm awaiting a food parcel from Mum - but no cake - however I have got a sticky toffee pudding in the cupboard! Yay

If theres custard im there rubes xx

There will certainly be custard! Nom nom nom

Love abit of noming

I do love noming - on lots of things... cock in particular! I wouldn't mind

noming on the OP's cock hehe"

nom nom slurp xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is anyone sending out for cake?

Its your turn to go to the shop

I'm awaiting a food parcel from Mum - but no cake - however I have got a sticky toffee pudding in the cupboard! Yay

If theres custard im there rubes xx

There will certainly be custard! Nom nom nom

Love abit of noming

I do love noming - on lots of things... cock in particular! I wouldn't mind

noming on the OP's cock hehe

nom nom slurp xx"

You want to share Julie? Hehe Fancy a 2 woman blow job OP?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now thats a plan ruby xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I vote _utecontradiction as witty and intelligent and set him the task of creating a minimum of 1 fun thread per day.........starting now x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now thats a plan ruby xx "

I'M GETTING CAKE!!!! Mum just rang and is bringing me cake from the supermarket! She's actually choosing the gooeist stickiest one there!

Oh yeah, the OP....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooooooooooo quickity quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now thats a plan ruby xx

I'M GETTING CAKE!!!! Mum just rang and is bringing me cake from the supermarket! She's actually choosing the gooeist stickiest one there!

Oh yeah, the OP.... "

Grab him quick before he runs off xx

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over a year ago

"Now thats a plan ruby xx

I'M GETTING CAKE!!!! Mum just rang and is bringing me cake from the supermarket! She's actually choosing the gooeist stickiest one there!

Oh yeah, the OP....

Grab him quick before he runs off xx"

I'm not doing multitasking very well at the moment - so cake is currently very exciting! But so is the OP! A new, yummy, forumite! Who needs Obi's Harem?!? Hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is exhausting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is exhausting "

Keep up lol

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By *utecontradiction OP Man
over a year ago

Malvern

My phone died. ....what did I miss? Did I get a beating for my mischievous comment? Ooh I do hope so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is exhausting

Keep up lol"
im trying!!! Are we there yet???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My phone died. ....what did I miss? Did I get a beating for my mischievous comment? Ooh I do hope so. "

Not yet - however I can offer you a spanking (which you can return of course!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is exhausting

Keep up lolim trying!!! Are we there yet???"

No we need to get to 175!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think this should be a trial run...

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By *utecontradiction OP Man
over a year ago

Malvern

"My phone died. ....what did I miss? Did I get a beating for my mischievous comment? Ooh I do hope so.

Not yet - however I can offer you a spanking (which you can return of course!) "

Spank away. ....spank away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My phone died. ....what did I miss? Did I get a beating for my mischievous comment? Ooh I do hope so.

Not yet - however I can offer you a spanking (which you can return of course!)

Spank away. ....spank away! "

Pretty please will you return the favour!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Not going so well is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not going so well is it

I think it was my comment about abandoning Obi's harem!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"My phone died. ....what did I miss? Did I get a beating for my mischievous comment? Ooh I do hope so.

Not yet - however I can offer you a spanking (which you can return of course!)

Spank away. ....spank away!

Pretty please will you return the favour!

To quote the ladies of Castle Anthrax..."And after the spanking, the oral sex"

**Monty Python and the Holy Grail in case you youngsters didn't know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My phone died. ....what did I miss? Did I get a beating for my mischievous comment? Ooh I do hope so.

Not yet - however I can offer you a spanking (which you can return of course!)

Spank away. ....spank away!

Pretty please will you return the favour!

To quote the ladies of Castle Anthrax..."And after the spanking, the oral sex"

**Monty Python and the Holy Grail in case you youngsters didn't know

Oh I'd love to give the OP oral sex!

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By *utecontradiction OP Man
over a year ago

Malvern

"Not going so well is it

No. I am not a happy bunny, but then as I saidbeing as there is no official record I shall still claim it when its full.....or is that if. ....haha

So in the interest of spicing it up, every likes to think they are honest, but how honest. I was asked by my gf of 15 during a blow job if she was the best at it. ....

I said NO. ...then told her who was, to her credit, and my suprise she finished the bj!

How honest have you been?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fucking quick

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By *utecontradiction OP Man
over a year ago

Malvern

"My phone died. ....what did I miss? Did I get a beating for my mischievous comment? Ooh I do hope so.

Not yet - however I can offer you a spanking (which you can return of course!)

Spank away. ....spank away!

Pretty please will you return the favour!

To quote the ladies of Castle Anthrax..."And after the spanking, the oral sex"

**Monty Python and the Holy Grail in case you youngsters didn't know

Oh I'd love to give the OP oral sex! "

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Watching pog's dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My phone died. ....what did I miss? Did I get a beating for my mischievous comment? Ooh I do hope so.

Not yet - however I can offer you a spanking (which you can return of course!)

Spank away. ....spank away!

Pretty please will you return the favour!

To quote the ladies of Castle Anthrax..."And after the spanking, the oral sex"

**Monty Python and the Holy Grail in case you youngsters didn't know

Oh I'd love to give the OP oral sex!

Or not as the case may be (I do give an epic blow job though!)

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I f***ing want to get into your Y-front Lol

and I can post fatser than you can wink!!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

*Faster* hahaha

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By *utecontradiction OP Man
over a year ago

Malvern

"I f***ing want to get into your Y-front Lol

and I can post fatser than you can wink!!

Fatser? Is that a new kinky game I dont know about?

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over a year ago

"I f***ing want to get into your Y-front Lol

and I can post fatser than you can wink!!

Fatser? Is that a new kinky game I dont know about? "

Never underestimate Bambi!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Oh I'd love to give the OP oral sex! "

Oh I say you have excellent taste!

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By *utecontradiction OP Man
over a year ago

Malvern

"I f***ing want to get into your Y-front Lol

and I can post fatser than you can wink!!

Fatser? Is that a new kinky game I dont know about?

Never underestimate Bambi!"

I wouldn't even begin to. ....it could be my downfall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I'd love to give the OP oral sex!

Oh I say you have excellent taste!

I think I have too!

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By *utecontradiction OP Man
over a year ago

Malvern

Oh I'd love to give the OP oral sex!

Oh I say you have excellent taste!

I think I have too! "

Ladies you are making me blush.....what a waste of all that blood.....its in totally the wrong place.

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Oh I'd love to give the OP oral sex!

Oh I say you have excellent taste!

I think I have too!

Ladies you are making me blush.....what a waste of all that blood.....its in totally the wrong place. "

I do apologise.

Was admiring the view

Sorry I hi-irted then (hijacked and tried flirting)

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By *utecontradiction OP Man
over a year ago

Malvern

Oh I'd love to give the OP oral sex!

Oh I say you have excellent taste!

I think I have too!

Ladies you are making me blush.....what a waste of all that blood.....its in totally the wrong place.

I do apologise.

Was admiring the view

Sorry I hi-irted then (hijacked and tried flirting)

Dont be sorry. I am not. And anyway as I said on the other thread its officially called flacking now. Ie. I have been flacked. Damn she flacked me. Oh I am such flacker. ....and so on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I'd love to give the OP oral sex!

Oh I say you have excellent taste!

I think I have too!

Ladies you are making me blush.....what a waste of all that blood.....its in totally the wrong place. "

Oh I'm sure we can redirect that misplaced blood

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Oh I'd love to give the OP oral sex!

Oh I say you have excellent taste!

I think I have too!

Ladies you are making me blush.....what a waste of all that blood.....its in totally the wrong place.

Oh I'm sure we can redirect that misplaced blood"

May I join the official OP admiration society...he is seriously handsome

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Oi! Paws off!!! I'm trying to get him to meet an old batt!! if you younglings get involved I have not chance...have I???

Huffs and puffs!! change preferences to 99 to 99 why not!!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Oi! Paws off!!! I'm trying to get him to meet an old batt!! if you younglings get involved I have not chance...have I???

Huffs and puffs!! change preferences to 99 to 99 why not!!

Oh I do hope you've included me as a youngling...been a while since anyone's done that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of like to give the op's head a good sniff, I like him that much!!

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By *utecontradiction OP Man
over a year ago

Malvern

Now why did no one tell me all I had to do was post random thoughts on the forum to get offers of meets. All this wasted time. ....you all kept the secret of the forum from me. ...damn you all.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Now why did no one tell me all I had to do was post random thoughts on the forum to get offers of meets. All this wasted time. ....you all kept the secret of the forum from me. ...damn you all. "

It does help to be young, fit, sexy, interesting, clever....and have a rather yummy and lickable cock!!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Now why did no one tell me all I had to do was post random thoughts on the forum to get offers of meets. All this wasted time. ....you all kept the secret of the forum from me. ...damn you all. "

Don't pay attention to any of them, they are all just pretending to be females. Honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This went well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salted crinkle, you are hilarious!!!! Everytime you post I laugh, deadpan and dry sense of humour, love it!!!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Oi! Paws off!!! I'm trying to get him to meet an old batt!! if you younglings get involved I have not chance...have I???

Huffs and puffs!! change preferences to 99 to 99 why not!!

Oh I do hope you've included me as a youngling...been a while since anyone's done that

ABSOLUTELY!!!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Now why did no one tell me all I had to do was post random thoughts on the forum to get offers of meets. All this wasted time. ....you all kept the secret of the forum from me. ...damn you all.

Don't pay attention to any of them, they are all just pretending to be females. Honest

Shhhh, don't give the bloody game away Hels

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Oi! Paws off!!! I'm trying to get him to meet an old batt!! if you younglings get involved I have not chance...have I???

Huffs and puffs!! change preferences to 99 to 99 why not!!

Oh I do hope you've included me as a youngling...been a while since anyone's done that

ABSOLUTELY!!!

I love you, FroggyFawn

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Now why did no one tell me all I had to do was post random thoughts on the forum to get offers of meets. All this wasted time. ....you all kept the secret of the forum from me. ...damn you all.

Don't pay attention to any of them, they are all just pretending to be females. Honest

Shall I flash you to convince you hunnie ???

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Now why did no one tell me all I had to do was post random thoughts on the forum to get offers of meets. All this wasted time. ....you all kept the secret of the forum from me. ...damn you all.

Don't pay attention to any of them, they are all just pretending to be females. Honest

Shhhh, don't give the bloody game away Hels

Sorry Taz

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Now why did no one tell me all I had to do was post random thoughts on the forum to get offers of meets. All this wasted time. ....you all kept the secret of the forum from me. ...damn you all.

Don't pay attention to any of them, they are all just pretending to be females. Honest

Shall I flash you to convince you hunnie ???

Lmao!

I believe you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we failed

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

try a little more xxx how bout i think bbws are great xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"try a little more xxx how bout i think bbws are great xx"

so are curvy women

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Epic fail!

You need a nice controversial political thread or a really silly topic to fill a thread in 30 minutes or less.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Now why did no one tell me all I had to do was post random thoughts on the forum to get offers of meets. All this wasted time. ....you all kept the secret of the forum from me. ...damn you all. "

Oi! I told you.

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