FabSwingers.com forum: Pointless sayings

By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

This is something I really love.

EG..

Fresh fruit and veg.... Well you're not going to say stale fruit and veg.

"You're joking"... Yeap, I told you that Aunt Nelly died just to see the look on your face.

"It's always in the last place you look"... I found it, just going to carry on looking.

What's yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a Fuck

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Fancy a Fuck

No thanks... just chilling tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people who say baby kitten, well what else would a flipping kitten be?

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

"You can't have your cake and eat it too"

What's the point of having cake if you aren't going to bloody well eat it??

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

In Wales where I'm from, one of our sayings is 'now in a minute'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a Fuck

Cool as a cucumber!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When going on hoilday. "Are you going somewhere nice" !!?? Nope thought I would go to the worse place I can find!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No offence but

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By *plankyMan
over a year ago

Beeston

now ... then

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

"No offence but "

I'm not racist but....

I'm not sexist but....

I'm not homophobic but...

No offense but....

ALWAYS immediately followed by something racist/sexist/homophobic/offensive.

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

11pm at night

11am in the morning

Giving birth to a baby girl/boy

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

selling like hot cakes - how often have you gone into gregs for a hot vanilla slice? Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 27/06/13 20:05:54]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The next human being that tells me "life doesn't work like that"..is getting an eye poke.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

""You can't have your cake and eat it too"

What's the point of having cake if you aren't going to bloody well eat it??"

The original saying was 'You can't eat your cake and have it too'. Makes more sense that way, so I don't know how it got mangled.

As for the OP, people saying 'is it?' when you comment on the weather etc. No, I said it for a joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you fall of that wall and break both your legs dont come running to me !!

Or when you say something to someone and they reply " Really " ??

I often reply with " no i just said it for the hell of it lol !!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

at the end of the day......................... Z

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Its not a pointless saying but I love this saying at the moment

"They have seen their arse"

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Do you want to see the back of my hand? Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also, any comment that ends with "Just sayin" is a comment that probably didn't need to be said.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"The next human being that tells me "life doesn't work like that"..is getting an eye poke."

You gonna poke them with your finger or something else Thump?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In Wales where I'm from, one of our sayings is 'now in a minute'.

lol I use that all the time!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"The next human being that tells me "life doesn't work like that"..is getting an eye poke."

But it doesn't! Just sayin'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You gonna poke them with your finger or something else Thump?

Just my finger.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Its not a pointless saying but I love this saying at the moment

"They have seen their arse"

That's a very common saying round here only in our accent it'd come out summat like "Chopsy's sin 'er arse ovva that post on't forum"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My pet has great personality. Has it fuck its animal not person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But it doesn't! Just sayin'.

Don't get me started!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mad as a box of frogs...what's that about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not being funny, but..............they never are funny

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

Ill take ma hand aff yer face ma boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your a complete stranger" - you know, what's a "Complete Stranger"?..Are there varying degree's of a stranger? I either know someone or I don't.

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By *plankyMan
over a year ago

Beeston

LOL

If you're too dumb to say anything, say LOL.

I hate that stupid lack of imagination beyond words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slowly, slowly, catchy monkey.....

Personally I'd have thought you have to be quite quick to catch a monkey!

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By *ea and SugarCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"When going on hoilday. "Are you going somewhere nice" !!?? Nope thought I would go to the worse place I can find! "

lol I used this in a conversation on here tonight with the same anecdote, you've stolen my thunder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My pet has great personality. Has it fuck its animal not person."

My cat has more personality than 90% of the gormless fucktards I encounter every day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog is like part of my family

It's a pet surely ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Meals.

Because if they called them 'sad meals' no one would buy them.

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By *uriousBristolCplCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Will try anything once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""You can't have your cake and eat it too"

What's the point of having cake if you aren't going to bloody well eat it??"

That is strange saying that as someone said that earlier when cake was being offered around to everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My pet has great personality. Has it fuck its animal not person."

I have rabbits and they do have different personalities!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"at the end of the day......................... Z"

I hate when people say this!

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By *atcockleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds

I hate I'm not saying this because there my child but ..........

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

footballers who say .i'm over the moon. or at this moment in time ,when they really mean= now.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

'almost exactly'

Which is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is it in yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Sydney University shite people post on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My pet has great personality. Has it fuck its animal not person.

My cat has more personality than 90% of the gormless fucktards I encounter every day."

The clue here is human is person cat is animal hence no personality you kind of prove my point

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Women (well my ex) answering "what's up" with "if you don't know, I'm not going to tell you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My pet has great personality. Has it fuck its animal not person.

My cat has more personality than 90% of the gormless fucktards I encounter every day.

The clue here is human is person cat is animal hence no personality you kind of prove my point

Have you ever owned an animal? If you had two cats you'd see they're never the same as each other, one might be really friendly and like playing where as the other might be timid and quiet. Nature or nurture? I'd say a bit of both just like humans! A lot of animals have feelings! If my dogs been naughty I tell her off and she sulks. That my friend is personality?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people start something with'im not being funny' when they clearly are!!!

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"My pet has great personality. Has it fuck its animal not person.

My cat has more personality than 90% of the gormless fucktards I encounter every day.

The clue here is human is person cat is animal hence no personality you kind of prove my point

Ask a farmer with a small/medium herd of cows. All have names and he knows which is which and who is placid or feisty etc.

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Shouldn't teach your grandmother to suck eggs.

Good advice, she's been dead about 35 years so I guess it would be hard going.

(No grandparents were hurt or mistreated in the making of this post).

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

get your coat youve pulled

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By *arthGMan
over a year ago

sidcup

"at the end of the day......................... Z

I hate when people say this!"

This is the most used phrase on jeremy kyle

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

you've made your bed, now lie in it, no i'll go to bloody bed when i like .

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By *ybMan
over a year ago

County Durham

All emails answered.........

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

""You can't have your cake and eat it too"

What's the point of having cake if you aren't going to bloody well eat it??"

So down with this one.

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

When people say 'Literally' for something that isn't!

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Like, the overuse, of 'Like', like

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"at the end of the day"

I had a manager who said this all the time. After a while she stopped saying it.

Mainly because I said "it's night" every time she said it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My pet has great personality. Has it fuck its animal not person.

My cat has more personality than 90% of the gormless fucktards I encounter every day.

The clue here is human is person cat is animal hence no personality you kind of prove my point

. Well said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I HATE

Sentences littered with 'basically'

AND

'I turned round and said '

N folks who write veris that begin with

'Well what can I say.... ' n yet still manage to find things to say! Grrrrr

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

It looks like I opened a can of worms....

Oh wait, what the fuck does that mean?

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By *allDarkFoxForYouMan
over a year ago

Winchester/London

" cheap at half the price " is utter balderdash.

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops

"Mad as a box of frogs...what's that about

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depending on size of said box and number of frogs id say ten frogs in a shoe box would be a little mad or at least slightly annoyed ...........only a hypothesis not actual test results

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By *arthGMan
over a year ago

sidcup

Blood thicker than water??

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

" I looked high and low for it"

Why didn't you look in the middle as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" cheap at half the price " is utter balderdash."

I get this one.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"This is something I really love.

EG..

Fresh fruit and veg.... Well you're not going to say stale fruit and veg.

"You're joking"... Yeap, I told you that Aunt Nelly died just to see the look on your face.

"It's always in the last place you look"... I found it, just going to carry on looking.

What's yours?"

If you fall and break your leg don't come running to me.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I once saw a sign saying 'Ears pierced while you wait'. No shit! Thought I could just leave them here and do some shopping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy as Larry" - Who the feck is Larry?

"Have a Nice day" - I will if I slap you in the face with a wet kipper

"she's was like...he was like...I was like" - Overuse of the word like...such American dribble.

"Bang tidy"

Are you referring to your pussy? If so let me have a peek as I will be the judge of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"people who say baby kitten, well what else would a flipping kitten be?

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once saw a sign saying 'Ears pierced while you wait'. No shit! Thought I could just leave them here and do some shopping. "

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can I improve my profile...

Most rarely listen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Raining cats & dogs!!!

I'll sleep when I'm dead!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"follow me I'm right behind you"

"who's coat is that jacket"

"see those 2 houses over there, mines the one in the middle"

"half tidy"

"bang tidy"

"half soaked"

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Will try anything once

Like hara kiri?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Upon being late in as a kid my mum would say.... do u know what time it is?

Or..... do you want a slap?

Or.... well go to the foot of our stairs?

Or... who do you think u r?

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By *at2Couple
over a year ago

north Down

"My pet has great personality. Has it fuck its animal not person.

My cat has more personality than 90% of the gormless fucktards I encounter every day.

The clue here is human is person cat is animal hence no personality you kind of prove my point

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the word person/personality comes form the Latin word persona which in legal terms means off the man/women ie Joe Bloggs the man has the persona of MR J BLOGGS and is a legal contract of the man/women to the person when registered at birth giving ownership of you and binding you lawfully to the UK plc if you were born in the uk so an animal can not have a personality as it is not a persona of either a man or women hope this has cleared this up lol

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By *at2Couple
over a year ago

north Down

All ways wondered what burning the candle at both ends meant then learnt it was burning the candle at both ends of the day so when someone who is said to be doing so is out till dark and not up till dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well ill go to the foot of our stairs

Say whatttt

How many stairs do you know with feet!

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

"All ways wondered what burning the candle at both ends meant then learnt it was burning the candle at both ends of the day so when someone who is said to be doing so is out till dark and not up till dark "

Never knew that one....assumed possibly like yourself that it was burning both ends of the candle....which is complete nonsense really

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By *at2Couple
over a year ago

north Down

Never knew that one....assumed possibly like yourself that it was burning both ends of the candle....which is complete nonsense really

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By *at2Couple
over a year ago

north Down

A well used saying here is " catch yourself on" which has the same meaning of "wise up " or "grow up" ect..

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

At this moment in time.

What, for goodness sake is wrong with saying: RIGHT NOW!

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Heard one in the supermarket today...

"I am growing my hair"

You're not growing your hair, you're letting it grow.

Unless you are using a miracle grow product on it, then I'll take that back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy Meals.

Because if they called them 'sad meals' no one would buy them."

Someone would go for the sympathy buy surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"at the end of the day......................... Z

I hate when people say this!

This is the most used phrase on jeremy kyle

Jeremy Kyle is the phrase that makes my blood boil.

At the end of the day, and no offence but like actually, literally, basically the man is bottom feeding detritus, innit bruv. Lol,

. Or most like not.

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