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That’s it, this bloody modern world.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
4 days ago

My nan’s spare room.

Everywhere I look around in this modern world, people are far to fit and attractive and healthy and this and that.

Young people going to the gym as couples or on their own, eating healthy and being wrinkle free full lipped amazing.

I mean what ever happened to a bacon and egg for breakfast, corned beef and onion sandwich at lunch, chippy tea and then 8 pints down the pub and a kebab.

Bloody young people today, they don’t know they’re born. 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
4 days ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Everywhere I look around in this modern world, people are far to fit and attractive and healthy and this and that.

Young people going to the gym as couples or on their own, eating healthy and being wrinkle free full lipped amazing.

I mean what ever happened to a bacon and egg for breakfast, corned beef and onion sandwich at lunch, chippy tea and then 8 pints down the pub and a kebab.

Bloody young people today, they don’t know they’re born. 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺"

And I should add despite the typos above, they even communicate differently.

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By *heron ShanMan
4 days ago

Durham

Not just young people, I know a 75 year old man who is way more ripped then I could hope and is mega healthy, rich and just a really good bloke, an inspiration.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
4 days ago

East Sussex

Yeah let's gang up on them, force feed them lard and make them write letters or use fax machines that'll teach them

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
4 days ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Yeah let's gang up on them, force feed them lard and make them write letters or use fax machines that'll teach them "

Grab your pitchforks.

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By *kphooey43Man
4 days ago

Barnet

OP, can I have a fried egg in with my bacon sarnie. Leave the fat and rind on the bacon (but well cooked) and please put it in white bread.

Ta very muchly.

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By *recklesAndGymMan
4 days ago

Lancashire

I'm sorry OP. From now on, no gym for me, no healthy eating. Only McDonald's and Burger King from now on.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m having a full fry up later; liver, sausages, bacon, eggs, mushrooms, tomatoes and last but not least - fried bread 🥰🥰

Yer just can’t beat a good ol’stodge binge 😁👍🏻

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
4 days ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I'm sorry OP. From now on, no gym for me, no healthy eating. Only McDonald's and Burger King from now on."

Good man, join the movement my man.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
4 days ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’m having a full fry up later; liver, sausages, bacon, eggs, mushrooms, tomatoes and last but not least - fried bread 🥰🥰

Yer just can’t beat a good ol’stodge binge 😁👍🏻"

I love liver.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
4 days ago

Here. There.


"I'm sorry OP. From now on, no gym for me, no healthy eating. Only McDonald's and Burger King from now on.

Good man, join the movement my man. "

When dies the movement become the unable to move movement?

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By *aven.Woman
4 days ago

no


"I’m having a full fry up later; liver, sausages, bacon, eggs, mushrooms, tomatoes and last but not least - fried bread 🥰🥰

Yer just can’t beat a good ol’stodge binge 😁👍🏻"

Fried bread...🤤

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
4 days ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I'm sorry OP. From now on, no gym for me, no healthy eating. Only McDonald's and Burger King from now on.

Good man, join the movement my man.

When dies the movement become the unable to move movement? "

After the 8 pints and the kebab. Actually that’s the I can’t move for fear of a movement.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
4 days ago

Round the bend


"I’m having a full fry up later; liver, sausages, bacon, eggs, mushrooms, tomatoes and last but not least - fried bread 🥰🥰

Yer just can’t beat a good ol’stodge binge 😁👍🏻

I love liver. "

I make the best liver bacon and onions

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By *acktopervMan
4 days ago

Stourport-On-Severn


"I love liver. "

That's what i'm having latter.

Liver, flash fried in Brandy, bacon, green beans, mash, onion gravy and a couple of Aunt Bessies yorkshire puds.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
4 days ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’m having a full fry up later; liver, sausages, bacon, eggs, mushrooms, tomatoes and last but not least - fried bread 🥰🥰

Yer just can’t beat a good ol’stodge binge 😁👍🏻

I love liver.

I make the best liver bacon and onions "

Now that I’ve got to try.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
4 days ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’m having a full fry up later; liver, sausages, bacon, eggs, mushrooms, tomatoes and last but not least - fried bread 🥰🥰

Yer just can’t beat a good ol’stodge binge 😁👍🏻

I love liver.

I make the best liver bacon and onions "

How are your faggots?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
4 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I’m having a full fry up later; liver, sausages, bacon, eggs, mushrooms, tomatoes and last but not least - fried bread 🥰🥰

Yer just can’t beat a good ol’stodge binge 😁👍🏻

I love liver.

I make the best liver bacon and onions

How are your faggots? "

I'm okay thanks. 😜

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By *iver78Man
4 days ago

barton upon humber

Tell me about it , the lads I work with always look like there ready for a night out , wherever we go they end up pulling either its face to face or tinder or on here 🤣

Cause im not jelouse lol

But there more bloody emotional then my generation !! And since.when did men gossip and talk about feelings !! Big fannies 🤣🤣

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
4 days ago

Round the bend


"I’m having a full fry up later; liver, sausages, bacon, eggs, mushrooms, tomatoes and last but not least - fried bread 🥰🥰

Yer just can’t beat a good ol’stodge binge 😁👍🏻

I love liver.

I make the best liver bacon and onions

How are your faggots? "

I only have Brains. Not a fan of homemade faggots

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By *avenwrexham75TV/TS
4 days ago

Wrexham


"I'm sorry OP. From now on, no gym for me, no healthy eating. Only McDonald's and Burger King from now on."

You'll need to change your username then xx

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
4 days ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’m having a full fry up later; liver, sausages, bacon, eggs, mushrooms, tomatoes and last but not least - fried bread 🥰🥰

Yer just can’t beat a good ol’stodge binge 😁👍🏻

I love liver.

I make the best liver bacon and onions

How are your faggots?

I'm okay thanks. 😜"

Haha only you.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
4 days ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’m having a full fry up later; liver, sausages, bacon, eggs, mushrooms, tomatoes and last but not least - fried bread 🥰🥰

Yer just can’t beat a good ol’stodge binge 😁👍🏻

I love liver.

I make the best liver bacon and onions

How are your faggots?

I only have Brains. Not a fan of homemade faggots "

Brains and looks eh, you’ve got it all.

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