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By *tanners OP   Man
6 days ago

stanley

I’m completely out of chocolate, not even a chocolate gibbon ffs , how did that happen?

Needless to say I can’t be arsed to go shopping for any either.

Send help ( with chocolate)

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By *iver78Man
6 days ago

barton upon humber

Sorry , chocolate is gross you need to ween yourself off it ASAP so today is a good start

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By *aven.Woman
6 days ago

no

I have a 10pack of twirls on the fridge

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By *aven.Woman
6 days ago

no


"I have a 10pack of twirls on the fridge"

In even

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
6 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Trains suck ass... Who knew?! Fml

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
6 days ago

Here. There.


"Sorry , chocolate is gross you need to ween yourself off it ASAP so today is a good start "

You’re so wrong you’ve gone to the limits of wrong, so wrong you’re almost full circle into right, but hit the wrongness buffer and bounced back into wrong.

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By *vaRoseWoman
6 days ago

Ankh-Morpork


"Sorry , chocolate is gross you need to ween yourself off it ASAP so today is a good start "

No

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By *ee1993Man
6 days ago

rutland


"Sorry , chocolate is gross you need to ween yourself off it ASAP so today is a good start "

Amen. Chocolate is the devil

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
6 days ago

Here. There.


"Sorry , chocolate is gross you need to ween yourself off it ASAP so today is a good start

No"

I said something similar.

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By *onin25Man
6 days ago

Durham

I've got a Toblerone

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

6 days ago

East Sussex

Deliveroo?

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By *aven.Woman
6 days ago

no


"Sorry , chocolate is gross you need to ween yourself off it ASAP so today is a good start

Amen. Chocolate is the devil "

Pretty sure there's a few other contenders for that title

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By *actile TensionMan
6 days ago

Sussex

Im down to Coco Pops

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By *aven.Woman
6 days ago

no


"Im down to Coco Pops"

My favourite!

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By *actile TensionMan
6 days ago

Sussex


"Im down to Coco Pops

My favourite!"

They turn the milk chocolatey, right?

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By *aven.Woman
6 days ago

no


"Im down to Coco Pops

My favourite!

They turn the milk chocolatey, right?"

2 in one!

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By *eorge AtazderMan
6 days ago

Exeter


"Sorry , chocolate is gross you need to ween yourself off it ASAP so today is a good start

You’re so wrong you’ve gone to the limits of wrong, so wrong you’re almost full circle into right, but hit the wrongness buffer and bounced back into wrong. "

Is the right answer

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By *tanners OP   Man
6 days ago

stanley


"Im down to Coco Pops"

Oooooh I do have some of those 😁

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
6 days ago

Central

I'm almost in the same position . I'm abroad, got 1 square left . And limited shop opening. Need help too, especially if you have jet travel

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By *nblueMan
6 days ago

manchester

Still have a tub of quality street in the cupboard left over from christmas

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By *reamcaramelWoman
6 days ago

Port Talbot

Sorry I can't help I'm not a chocolate lover.. I'm a savoury and salty lass..

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By *iver78Man
6 days ago

barton upon humber


"Sorry , chocolate is gross you need to ween yourself off it ASAP so today is a good start

You’re so wrong you’ve gone to the limits of wrong, so wrong you’re almost full circle into right, but hit the wrongness buffer and bounced back into wrong. "

Am I really that wrong 🤣 I hate wine too 🤣🤣 so guess I keep need to keep circling 🤭

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By *iver78Man
6 days ago

barton upon humber


"Sorry , chocolate is gross you need to ween yourself off it ASAP so today is a good start

Amen. Chocolate is the devil "

Now theres a man with an educated pallet like myself

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By *hickthighs-26Woman
6 days ago

the land of vagina

People who dont like chocolate frighten me

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By *ee1993Man
6 days ago

rutland


"Sorry , chocolate is gross you need to ween yourself off it ASAP so today is a good start

Amen. Chocolate is the devil

Now theres a man with an educated pallet like myself "

If i was wasn’t straight I’d wifey you up 🤣🤣🤣

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
6 days ago

Here. There.


"Sorry , chocolate is gross you need to ween yourself off it ASAP so today is a good start

You’re so wrong you’ve gone to the limits of wrong, so wrong you’re almost full circle into right, but hit the wrongness buffer and bounced back into wrong.

Am I really that wrong 🤣 I hate wine too 🤣🤣 so guess I keep need to keep circling 🤭"

😮 so..what do you live on? Fish fingers?

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By *heron ShanMan
6 days ago

Durham

I have some chocolate mousse in the fridge. I think, the teenager may have demolished it though, well partly.

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By *uckleburyfinnMan
6 days ago

Reading


"Sorry I can't help I'm not a chocolate lover.. I'm a savoury and salty lass.. "
how can you be with the name Cream Caramel? Something fishy going on here

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By *iver78Man
6 days ago

barton upon humber


"Sorry , chocolate is gross you need to ween yourself off it ASAP so today is a good start

You’re so wrong you’ve gone to the limits of wrong, so wrong you’re almost full circle into right, but hit the wrongness buffer and bounced back into wrong.

Am I really that wrong 🤣 I hate wine too 🤣🤣 so guess I keep need to keep circling 🤭

😮 so..what do you live on? Fish fingers? "

Haha , no not keen on them either 🤣 I love a nice ranglers microwave burger and bun , popeyes chicken , most street food 😋

Told you , educated pallet me 🤣

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By *iver78Man
6 days ago

barton upon humber


"Sorry , chocolate is gross you need to ween yourself off it ASAP so today is a good start

Amen. Chocolate is the devil

Now theres a man with an educated pallet like myself

If i was wasn’t straight I’d wifey you up 🤣🤣🤣"

Snap , 🤣 least we would be eating like kings 🤴

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
6 days ago

In a galaxy far far away


"Sorry , chocolate is gross you need to ween yourself off it ASAP so today is a good start "

In moderation, chocolate is good for you -

Heart and Blood Health

Lowers blood pressure:

Flavanols help relax blood vessels and improve blood flow.

Improves cholesterol:

May help raise good HDL cholesterol and protect bad LDL cholesterol from damage.

Reduces heart risks:

Regular, moderate intake links to a lower chance of heart disease.

Brain and Mood

Boosts brain power:

Flavanols increase blood flow to the brain, supporting memory and attention.

Lifts mood:

Can provide short-term mood boosts and help lower stress hormone levels.

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By *ockguy78Man
6 days ago

Dumbarton


"I’m completely out of chocolate, not even a chocolate gibbon ffs , how did that happen?

Needless to say I can’t be arsed to go shopping for any either.

Send help ( with chocolate) "

What's a chocolate gibbon?

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By *iver78Man
6 days ago

barton upon humber


"Sorry , chocolate is gross you need to ween yourself off it ASAP so today is a good start

In moderation, chocolate is good for you -

Heart and Blood Health

Lowers blood pressure:

Flavanols help relax blood vessels and improve blood flow.

Improves cholesterol:

May help raise good HDL cholesterol and protect bad LDL cholesterol from damage.

Reduces heart risks:

Regular, moderate intake links to a lower chance of heart disease.

Brain and Mood

Boosts brain power:

Flavanols increase blood flow to the brain, supporting memory and attention.

Lifts mood:

Can provide short-term mood boosts and help lower stress hormone levels."

So is jogging but I dont do that either 🤣🤣

And my mood is always a good one , to the point of being annoying so I best keep well away 🤭

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
6 days ago

In a galaxy far far away


"

So is jogging but I dont do that either 🤣🤣

And my mood is always a good one , to the point of being annoying so I best keep well away 🤭"

🤣🤣🤣

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