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By *agic.M OP Man
6 days ago

Kent/London

...I have seen your bellybutton!😶‍🌫️

Did you know that every individual has a uniquely shaped bellybutton? ...like a fingerprint? No? Well you do know...and I have seen yours...so remember that when you walk on the beach with it exposed 🧐...I will recognise it...and I will know it's you 🤨.

There's no more hiding...I will find you 🥷

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By *ude LawMan
6 days ago

Harrogate

Seems like a lot of effort but feel free to come and say hello.

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By *onin25Man
6 days ago

Durham

But have you seen my sweaty bellybutton fluff?

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By *infullyObedientWoman
6 days ago

Woodley

Could you pick it out in a crimewatch type line up?

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
6 days ago

Sunderland

That'd be a unique chat up line, much better than flopping ya knob out 😳

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By *cott45hullMan
6 days ago

Hull

In identical twins their fingerprints are the same so yeah you need the belly buttons to tell them apart as it’s a scar

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By *ANiCURETV/TS
6 days ago

Winchester

Interesting...

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By *ikesEmCurvyMan
6 days ago

Alanya, Turkey

It's a back up vagina as I'm tiny. You don't feel a thing

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By *aven.Woman
6 days ago

Can you pick all the crusties out of it please?

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By *agic.M OP Man
6 days ago

Kent/London

"Could you pick it out in a crimewatch type line up? "

...with a 67.50 % accuracy 👌

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By *cott45hullMan
6 days ago

Hull

"But have you seen my sweaty bellybutton fluff? "

I was also going to say that’s why mine generates its own little blanket to hide behind

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By *agic.M OP Man
6 days ago

Kent/London

"Can you pick all the crusties out of it please?"

Crusties as in hippies? You have hippies living in your bellybutton? 😳

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By *infullyObedientWoman
6 days ago

Woodley

"Could you pick it out in a crimewatch type line up?

...with a 67.50 % accuracy 👌 "

Thats not very accurate, doubt it would stand up in court 😝

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By *agic.M OP Man
6 days ago

Kent/London

"Could you pick it out in a crimewatch type line up?

...with a 67.50 % accuracy 👌

Thats not very accurate, doubt it would stand up in court 😝"

It will stand up ...all have to stand up in court...that's why they say "All rise!"

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By *lderflowerAppleWoman
6 days ago

Hampshire

I no longer have my original bellybutton. Will you still recognise me?

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By *allipygousMan
6 days ago

Leicester

"In identical twins their fingerprints are the same so yeah you need the belly buttons to tell them apart as it’s a scar"

Not true. Identical twins having the same fingerprints part, not the belly buttons part.

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By *parklingeclipseWoman
6 days ago

Lincolnshire

You will know mine. It has a couple of little scars where I had my gallbladder removed 🫣

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By *cott45hullMan
6 days ago

Hull

"In identical twins their fingerprints are the same so yeah you need the belly buttons to tell them apart as it’s a scar

Not true. Identical twins having the same fingerprints part, not the belly buttons part. "

Which is what i said 🤷‍♂️

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By *parkle1974Woman
6 days ago

Garden of Eden

"In identical twins their fingerprints are the same so yeah you need the belly buttons to tell them apart as it’s a scar"

Identical twins do not share the same fingerprints.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
6 days ago

Crumpet Castle

Mine is like a smiling axolotl

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By *cott45hullMan
6 days ago

Hull

"In identical twins their fingerprints are the same so yeah you need the belly buttons to tell them apart as it’s a scar

Identical twins do not share the same fingerprints."

Oh wow, I stand corrected. Every day is a school day!

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By *allipygousMan
6 days ago

Leicester

"In identical twins their fingerprints are the same so yeah you need the belly buttons to tell them apart as it’s a scar

Not true. Identical twins having the same fingerprints part, not the belly buttons part.

Which is what i said 🤷‍♂️"

You said identical twins have the same fingerprints. I'm saying they don't. I'm saying I'm not disagreeing with what you say about belly buttons.

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By *cott45hullMan
6 days ago

Hull

"In identical twins their fingerprints are the same so yeah you need the belly buttons to tell them apart as it’s a scar

Not true. Identical twins having the same fingerprints part, not the belly buttons part.

Which is what i said 🤷‍♂️

You said identical twins have the same fingerprints. I'm saying they don't. I'm saying I'm not disagreeing with what you say about belly buttons."

Apologies I never read it like that

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
6 days ago

Carlisle usually

"Mine is like a smiling axolotl "

Oh, Granny. Now I want to see your frills 💜

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By *allipygousMan
6 days ago

Leicester

"In identical twins their fingerprints are the same so yeah you need the belly buttons to tell them apart as it’s a scar

Not true. Identical twins having the same fingerprints part, not the belly buttons part.

Which is what i said 🤷‍♂️

You said identical twins have the same fingerprints. I'm saying they don't. I'm saying I'm not disagreeing with what you say about belly buttons.

Apologies I never read it like that"

No worries 🙂

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