FabSwingers.com forum: Excuses...

By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I have a waxing appointment at 5pm...I don't finish work until 6pm... what excuse can I use to get out early without actually telling anyone where I'm going... best answer wins a prize...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them you need to nip away early to go give blood......

Hey, its not a lie....

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Tel em you.ve got a embarrassing itch an you have to go for tests. Bet youll end up getting the whole day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them you're off to get your muff waxed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get someone to call you at work then tell em u have got to leave early!..works everytime (smiles)..then just tell them its a family matter & private tomorrow!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mammogram

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emergency Dentist appointment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've said neighbour just phoned and said my cat has been run over. Got the next day off as well. ! Terrible I know.

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By *a35ukMan
over a year ago

Hailsham

Mot time for the car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wimmins problems

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By *wingerdelightCouple
over a year ago

eastliegh

tell then you have to go for an interview for a porn flick

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

if you got a male boss them them you have come on and had an accident lol

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

you have to go to the F P clinic or your be taking even longer time off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a waxing appointment at 5pm...I don't finish work until 6pm... what excuse can I use to get out early without actually telling anyone where I'm going... best answer wins a prize...

Tell them you have an appointment with a Brazillian....?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

your taking meaty to have his nuts put into a vice and you have to hide the key

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Your neighbours have run there's an alarm going off at your house (could be the smoke alarm)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive just come on and need to rush home quick !

yes to make things worse I've gone commando in my new white linen trousers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've just been informed by the FIA that a plane is in trouble and can't reach Edinburgh airport, and you've been asked to provide an emergency landing strip!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

You say that you're suffering from hot flushes and that you're feeling delirious.

Or that your tummy is feeling queasy and that you've just spent x amount of time on the loo with the squits

They work a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you start now, you could start complaining about feeling a bit rough, bit of a headache coming on, do a good job and they'll be more impressed by the hours you've struggled through than the once your skiving

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Haha! You lot are a devious bunch!

I've invented a meeting that I have to go to... I think I can pull it off due to the fact that my waxing lady is the most efficient waxer ever!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Pffft! After all that no-one even noticed I'd gone out!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah but everyone knows what happened because you've returned looking like a defrosted turkey

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