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"I'd pull my flaps over my head and go as a sugarpuff" K’innell 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Way to mic drop the thread before it’s even started 😂 | |||
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"A Reform UK rosette" Might be a magnet for flag shaggers? 😂 | |||
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"Gimp suit" Standard Saturday night then ( kidding) 😂 | |||
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"A Reform UK rosette Might be a magnet for flag shaggers? 😂" There is always that risk | |||
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"I’d wear exactly what they wear. ‘You’ll get bummed later’ I’d say ‘I’m you from the future’. " I like this, creatively evil 😁 | |||
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"Bit of daftness for a Saturday. Imagine you’re going to an party and someone who you have no interest in whatsoever but nevertheless hits on you every time you see them will also be attending. Describe an outfit you would wear specifically to try and put them off trying it on." It’s taken quite some imagination as I can’t remember the last time I was hit on at a party but I’m thinking a knitted tank top and sandals with socks! | |||
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"Gimp suit Standard Saturday night then ( kidding) 😂" I wear good deodorant… | |||
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"Bit of daftness for a Saturday. Imagine you’re going to an party and someone who you have no interest in whatsoever but nevertheless hits on you every time you see them will also be attending. Describe an outfit you would wear specifically to try and put them off trying it on. It’s taken quite some imagination as I can’t remember the last time I was hit on at a party but I’m thinking a knitted tank top and sandals with socks!" Just needs a bucket hat for absolutel perfection 👍 | |||
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"A black bin bag and flipflops " What colour flips flops? | |||
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"Oodie, pyjamas, fluffy bed socks, crocs...oh and a sleep bonnet. Probably add one of those face masks you let set and then peel off. " As the late great Sean Lock would say “ that’s a challenging wank” 😂 | |||
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"Maga cap and orange make up" Don’t forget the poopy na ppy 😂 | |||
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"A black bin bag and flipflops What colour flips flops? " Zebra print | |||
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"Blue furry Cookie Monster get up 😄" Yeah soz I’m still trying to get into ya pants , 😂😂 | |||
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"Scorpion ninja suit off the first mortar kombat game " Will they know it’s you? | |||
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"A black bin bag and flipflops What colour flips flops? Zebra print " Classy 😂 | |||
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"I would suggest my gardening uniform I wear for work would turn people off me. " What is it then ? | |||
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"I would suggest my gardening uniform I wear for work would turn people off me. What is it then ?" A green polo shirt A baseball cap Workwear shirts or trousers Steal toe boots A fleece if it’s a bit cold | |||
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"I'd wear some really skimpy shorts 2 sizes too small so my pubes stick out the sides and down my thighs and my belly hangs over the top. " Phwoar | |||
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"Traffic warden outfit. I’m fairly sure that even those with a penchant for uniforms wouldn’t be attracted " Good shout, and you could always stick a ticket over their gob 😂 | |||
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"Bit of daftness for a Saturday. Imagine you’re going to an party and someone who you have no interest in whatsoever but nevertheless hits on you every time you see them will also be attending. Describe an outfit you would wear specifically to try and put them off trying it on. It’s taken quite some imagination as I can’t remember the last time I was hit on at a party but I’m thinking a knitted tank top and sandals with socks! Just needs a bucket hat for absolutel perfection 👍" I’m thinking a Panama to really make me look like my dad 😂😂😂 | |||
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"I'd wear some really skimpy shorts 2 sizes too small so my pubes stick out the sides and down my thighs and my belly hangs over the top. " That’s Haute Couture in Consett 😂😂 | |||
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"I would suggest my gardening uniform I wear for work would turn people off me. What is it then ? A green polo shirt A baseball cap Workwear shirts or trousers Steal toe boots A fleece if it’s a bit cold " Rugged workman look is likely to have many admirers | |||
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"Bit of daftness for a Saturday. Imagine you’re going to an party and someone who you have no interest in whatsoever but nevertheless hits on you every time you see them will also be attending. Describe an outfit you would wear specifically to try and put them off trying it on. It’s taken quite some imagination as I can’t remember the last time I was hit on at a party but I’m thinking a knitted tank top and sandals with socks! Just needs a bucket hat for absolutel perfection 👍 I’m thinking a Panama to really make me look like my dad 😂😂😂" 😂😂😂 | |||
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"Scorpion ninja suit off the first mortar kombat game Will they know it’s you? " The smell of cheese and onion crisps would probably give it away | |||
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"Scorpion ninja suit off the first mortar kombat game Will they know it’s you? The smell of cheese and onion crisps would probably give it away " 😳 | |||
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"I'd pull my flaps over my head and go as a sugarpuff" 🤯 | |||
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"Orange corduroy leggings A pink t shirt with a teddy bear on it that says Ready Teddy Go A wolf print fleece jacket Grey sports socks Grandma Velcro sandals Accessories: My hair in a pineapple updo with all the ends crimped Bright blue eyeliner Pale pink pearlescent lipstick Some elastic bangles on my wrists Big big dangly earrings One of those beaded necklaces that the beads could pop it apart or back together And I’ll carry everything I need in one of those enormous checkered shopping bags " Sounds like you’re off to be Dr Who’s newest companion 😂 | |||
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"I'd just wear my fab t-shirt. I know that no woman would come near me then "You can get Site T shirts?? | |||
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"My work uniform. I resemble an overstuffed sausage in it" After that intro I need you to describe it please 😂 | |||
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"I just dress normally that usually does the trick " 😳 | |||
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"Tellytubbies" Which one? | |||
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"Orange corduroy leggings A pink t shirt with a teddy bear on it that says Ready Teddy Go A wolf print fleece jacket Grey sports socks Grandma Velcro sandals Accessories: My hair in a pineapple updo with all the ends crimped Bright blue eyeliner Pale pink pearlescent lipstick Some elastic bangles on my wrists Big big dangly earrings One of those beaded necklaces that the beads could pop it apart or back together And I’ll carry everything I need in one of those enormous checkered shopping bags " Sounds like something from the 80s 😅 I'd love it 😍 | |||
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"I'd just wear my fab t-shirt. I know that no woman would come near me then
You can get Site T shirts?? "I have a t shirt that just says FAB on it across the chest. It seems a suitable deterrent. | |||
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"Orange corduroy leggings A pink t shirt with a teddy bear on it that says Ready Teddy Go A wolf print fleece jacket Grey sports socks Grandma Velcro sandals Accessories: My hair in a pineapple updo with all the ends crimped Bright blue eyeliner Pale pink pearlescent lipstick Some elastic bangles on my wrists Big big dangly earrings One of those beaded necklaces that the beads could pop it apart or back together And I’ll carry everything I need in one of those enormous checkered shopping bags Sounds like you’re off to be Dr Who’s newest companion 😂" If it includes Tennant I’m in | |||
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"I'd pull my trousers above my bellybutton and tuck my shirt in. " A Simon cowell | |||
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"A prison outfit. Oh sorry, I am trying to put her off. Maybe a smart suit." 😂😂😂 | |||
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"sandals white socks just under the knee,, smoking jacket and cravat" Hipster gear then ? 😂😂 | |||
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"I'd pull my trousers above my bellybutton and tuck my shirt in. " No red buzzer for you 😂 | |||
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"A purple and yellow shell suit" Now then , now then 😂😂 | |||
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"Full cycling gear, bib shorts, cleated shoes, helmet " Nope, women will love you in Lycra my friend | |||
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"Mankini and crocs" Bigg Market night? | |||
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"Mankini and crocs Bigg Market night? " I was tempted to say a Sunderland top, but I didn't want to be cruel 😘😁 | |||
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"Mankini and crocs Bigg Market night? I was tempted to say a Sunderland top, but I didn't want to be cruel 😘😁" Shots fired 😂😂😂😂 | |||
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"Ankle length floral pattern dress that looks like Aunty Mabel's curtains, crocs with socks and my resting bitch face 🤣" Have you been stalking me again 😱 | |||
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"Ankle length floral pattern dress that looks like Aunty Mabel's curtains, crocs with socks and my resting bitch face 🤣" T’wouldnt put me off 😂 | |||
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"See profile picture" I don’t think that would put folk off tbh | |||
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"Ankle length floral pattern dress that looks like Aunty Mabel's curtains, crocs with socks and my resting bitch face 🤣 Have you been stalking me again 😱" Shhhh 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Mankini and crocs Bigg Market night? I was tempted to say a Sunderland top, but I didn't want to be cruel 😘😁 Shots fired 😂😂😂😂" Sorry Stanners I'm only jesting | |||
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"Mankini and crocs Bigg Market night? I was tempted to say a Sunderland top, but I didn't want to be cruel 😘😁 Shots fired 😂😂😂😂 Sorry Stanners I'm only jesting "I know, if there is ever an NE social we can turn up in opposing shirts 😂 | |||
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"I have a t-shirt that has the title of a song by one of my favourite artists on it. Whenever I wear it men (and some women) get really upset about it so I’d wear that. " Can you post the quote? | |||
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"Mankini and crocs Bigg Market night? I was tempted to say a Sunderland top, but I didn't want to be cruel 😘😁 Shots fired 😂😂😂😂 Sorry Stanners I'm only jesting
I know, if there is ever an NE social we can turn up in opposing shirts 😂"I'd rather a game of golf. I wanna see your skills 😁 | |||
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"I'd pull my flaps over my head and go as a sugarpuff" Your sweet enough without any sugar | |||
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"I'll wear my crocs, it seems to be enough to put most people off 😂" Crocs are the devils footwear. How can something so ugly be so comfy and versatile 🤣 | |||
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"I'll wear my crocs, it seems to be enough to put most people off 😂 Crocs are the devils footwear. How can something so ugly be so comfy and versatile 🤣 " They ain't ugly when they have cute jibbets on 😂 | |||
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"Mankini and crocs Bigg Market night? I was tempted to say a Sunderland top, but I didn't want to be cruel 😘😁 Shots fired 😂😂😂😂 Sorry Stanners I'm only jesting
I know, if there is ever an NE social we can turn up in opposing shirts 😂
I'd rather a game of golf.
I wanna see your skills 😁"Deal 😁 | |||
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"Full combat gear and a mask." Careful you might get recruited by ICE 😂 | |||
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"I'll wear my crocs, it seems to be enough to put most people off 😂" If that’s ALL you’re wearing, nobody will be looking at the crocs. Just saying 🤷♂️ | |||
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"My old baggy pyjamas I wear when I’ve done my fake tan, fluffy bedsocks and my flat nana sandals that I wear to put the bins out… plus a bobble hat" Sounds hot | |||
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"I have a t-shirt that has the title of a song by one of my favourite artists on it. Whenever I wear it men (and some women) get really upset about it so I’d wear that. Can you post the quote? " Unfortunately not as it contains bad wording that is similar to grape | |||
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