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By *ull of Puddin OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

isle of munters

I've been saving you all week.

Now it's that time, I'm unwrapping to get to the chocolatey goodness

I eat the crispy bottom first so I'm left with the chewy top.

Anyone have a method for chocolate eating?

Bite the outer chocolate off a Bounty?

Freeze a Mars or Snickers then grate it over vanilla ice cream?

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By *heron ShanMan
2 weeks ago

Durham

Years since I had a Twix, not much of a chocolate bar fan but I used to eat the chocolate around the mars bar first then the nugget saving the caramel for last, when I was a child.

Took a lot of oral skill to do it properly.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Here. There.

With a Twix I eat the soft bit off aiming to maintain the structural integrity of the biscuit. It can get quite nerve wracking but of course there is a second go if the first attempt fails.

I’d be good at 💣 disposal.

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By *ookie46Woman
2 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Twix and double decker I bite the sides off then the top and once that’s done I then eat the base

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By *ore_Than_VanillaMan
2 weeks ago

Cheddar

The twix had me going but the thought of a bounty or snickers swiftly curtailed any further action.

I shall stick to chocolate covered ice cream.

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By *hickthighs-26Woman
2 weeks ago

the land of vagina

I suck the chocolate off malteasers

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By *ore_Than_VanillaMan
2 weeks ago

Cheddar


"I suck the chocolate off malteasers"

Isn't the inside made of chocolate?

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By *ister MeanerMan
2 weeks ago

Manchester

Twix Straw is you’re feeling wild.

Have either a hot chocolate, tea or coffee to hand.

Bite off the ends of the Twix.

Use it as a straw.

You’re welcome.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

I nibble the gooey bit off the top first, then I bite the chocolate off all the sides..then I bite and suck the biscuit base

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By *avidNPMan
2 weeks ago

manchester

Anyone else think chocolate bars are getting smaller?

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By *hickthighs-26Woman
2 weeks ago

the land of vagina


"I suck the chocolate off malteasers

Isn't the inside made of chocolate? "

Nooooooooo 😱😱😱

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By *ilffadMan
2 weeks ago

swansea

Absolutely


"Anyone else think chocolate bars are getting smaller? "

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By *opeye89Man
2 weeks ago

London


"I suck the chocolate off malteasers"

I remember I used to do that to Jaffa cakes when I was younger. Just so that I could get to the orange.

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By *avidNPMan
2 weeks ago

manchester


"Absolutely

Anyone else think chocolate bars are getting smaller? "

But more expensive

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By *ellhungvweMan
2 weeks ago

Cheltenham

I had my first Twix for years yesterday. It was so tiny it just took one mouthful to eat and there wasn’t really any decision to make apart from “What the fuck did I just pay for?”

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By *cott45hullMan
2 weeks ago

Hull

Anyone that bites a Kit Kat before breaking off the individual fingers needs to go 🤣😂

I love revels and the coffee followed by the orange are my favourites. Feel free to judge me!

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By *avidNPMan
2 weeks ago

manchester


"I had my first Twix for years yesterday. It was so tiny it just took one mouthful to eat and there wasn’t really any decision to make apart from “What the fuck did I just pay for?”"

They are trying to make us eat less chocolate on the sly

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By *weet_and_SexyWoman
2 weeks ago

South Wales Valleys

Impressive self control there, keeping chocolate all week! I lose all decorum when I have chocolate.

The question is do you keep it in the fridge or the cupboard?

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By *ister MeanerMan
2 weeks ago

Manchester


"Anyone that bites a Kit Kat before breaking off the individual fingers needs to go 🤣😂

I love revels and the coffee followed by the orange are my favourites. Feel free to judge me!"

The coffee was the best one, no idea why people called it the roulette option in all the marketing. I was also very happy they swapped out the peanut for raisin.

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By *avidNPMan
2 weeks ago

manchester


"Impressive self control there, keeping chocolate all week! I lose all decorum when I have chocolate.

The question is do you keep it in the fridge or the cupboard? "

Fridge in this heat

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By *ull of Puddin OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

isle of munters


"Impressive self control there, keeping chocolate all week! I lose all decorum when I have chocolate.

The question is do you keep it in the fridge or the cupboard?

Fridge in this heat "

Fridge all year round

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By *avidNPMan
2 weeks ago

manchester


"Impressive self control there, keeping chocolate all week! I lose all decorum when I have chocolate.

The question is do you keep it in the fridge or the cupboard?

Fridge in this heat

Fridge all year round "

Does that not make it solid when you try to bite into it. Sweet shops don’t put chocolates in the fridge ?

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
2 weeks ago

Sunderland

Twix are my absolute favourite chocolate bar. I like them from the fridge. I have one at a time and try to save the second

Looking for the new hazelnut one

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By *opeye89Man
2 weeks ago

London

I do love a Bounty. I was gutted when they stopped doing the dark chocolate version. Anything dark chocolate I love!!

Depends on my mood. Sometimes I’ll try and get the chocolate first. But, knowing me, the bar just gets devoured whole.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
2 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

I’m an outside twix nibbler. The same with club biscuits too

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By *otwifecouple1004Couple
2 weeks ago

Cardiff

Always try to suck everything off the little biscuit in a munchie before eating the biscuit. I can do it with a few but I always forget and bite at least a couple in every pack.

Never completed that mission of doing it with a whole pack once.

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