FabSwingers.com forum: The totally random thread.....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This thread is for random comments ONLY, no opinions, no in thread convo's between members,one post cannot have anything to do with the previous, just pure unadulterated randomness.

Offenders will be protistuted lol !!!

I shall begin ........

I like armadillo's

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Bananas are yellow

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Dime barrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont envy anyone having to touch someone elses snot rag when it comes to bunging it in the washing machine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thursday ranting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next door is gonna get told to fuck right off if they bang again the bloody burnt out hippies

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

Last of the weetabix !!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Woo Hoo.... Last working day til Tuesday

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Alarm clocks are the devils invention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My giraffe is on fire

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Woodlice are funny.

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Raw toast for brekkie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes you've got to masturbate to ejaculate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my tits sleep in my drawer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need to wash the car......sod that, I'm taking it up the road so they can do inside and out for a tenner!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Email is an abbreviation of Electronic Mail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im finding it very very difficult to not reply to any posts in this section...

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Is it too early to start drinking!??

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Iv got work to do an I cant be arsed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bleedin' road between the M5 and Glasto today will be a car park !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i need a piss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My pencil has graphite in not lead.

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By *pen2offersxCouple
over a year ago

kettering

Only 6 days till holibobs !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever happened to noodle doodles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sat in the garden blowing bubbles x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no lead in my pencil either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There is no lead in my pencil either "

Prostituted for a connection to another post !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall randomly tell a bunch of strangers (those who don't know me of course

) that I am having my hair done today and I can't wait

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I see a CD.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I see a CD."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everybody loves Raymond

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By *r and Mrs BiteMeCouple
over a year ago

Belbroughton, Stourbridge

I am currently addicted to scrapbooking...

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Just woke up horny..so horny and can't find my toy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

99% of Gargoyles look like Bob Todd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love vinyl records

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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samandjamie are as cool as a cucumber xx

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

think i know a good thing in the 4-10 at warwick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I like this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have filthy dreams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

happiness and love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yacky yacky oggy.. do do de.. wah wah wah beep beep you'll see

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I won the Euromillion lottery hip hip hourray!!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I am trying to improve my posture.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im unable to lick my own elbow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My toe hurts

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I confess I am a fake and a time waster

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

If I was round cutes house id be leaving unless she turned the TV over!

I HATE BABY JAKE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I was round cutes house id be leaving unless she turned the TV over!

I HATE BABY JAKE! "

i even do the stupid bum wiggle hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I was round cutes house id be leaving unless she turned the TV over!

I HATE BABY JAKE!

i even do the stupid bum wiggle hehe

Cute you are prostituted for quoting which constitutes an in thread conversation, you are hereby banned for posting in this thread until the next 5 posts have been put up.

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

big decision to make ,hob-nob or kit kat with my coffee.

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

What exactly are fiddlesticks?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I need a good seeing to!! Anyone available?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Baby wipes arent just for babies !

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By *1ckeyMan
over a year ago

Camberley

My girraffe is still on fire!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My girraffe is still on fire!"

Prostituted for a connection to previous post. banned for 5 posts.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Today is a faded shade of teal with hints of melancholy. A bird shat on my bonnet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dog is God spelt backwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrrggghhhhhhh. Bloody boring lectures with blooming boring people and sat next to the most whining moaning person in the world (says the one having a forum moan)

Please remove my eyes with spoons and block my ears with the excrement of a wild orange platypus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ready, willing and able

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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Jingle bells jingle bells...Funky Monkey's avatar's hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the pussy there is in the world, and the women have got the lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If ur happy and u know it clap ur hands lol im nt did nt sleep well last night xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Life is NOT like a box of chocolates.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

There is something not right about your dreams little lady!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what would chairs look like if our knees bent the other way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yabadabadoooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Baby wipes arent just for babies ! "

Or baby oil

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Eyelash curlers are THE DEVIL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't mix your eyelash glue up with you false nail glue

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Is it home time yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strange dreams..but I like them!..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eyelash curlers are THE DEVIL

I love mine!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The fruits of your labour is a stupid saying.

I do not earn fruit for my labour thank you. Good day to you sir.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dreams are pure filth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off to the beach to touch up my tan lines...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are clouds just great big fluffy cotton wool balls?

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

"Eyelash curlers are THE DEVIL

I love mine!!

connected?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I want to be a penguin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eyelash curlers are THE DEVIL

I love mine!!

connected?"

Yes ! prostituted and banned for 5 posts lol !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Guess who i saw yesterday ......

Everyone around me...

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

at least masturbation is sex with someone i like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wants my last rolo.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could murder some chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could murder some chocolate

Prostituted and banned for 5 posts for being connected to above psot lol !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im of to do an IT job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could murder some chocolate

Prostituted and banned for 5 posts for being connected to above psot lol !!

I'm in a bratty mood

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Toys 'R' us should have a sex toy section

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just been to ASDA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still not dressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice cream is cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice cubes melt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eyelash curlers are THE DEVIL

I love mine!!

connected?

Yes ! prostituted and banned for 5 posts lol !

Me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a wee .... and stuck on a boring conference call

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What has a bottom at the top? A leg of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't stop thinking of chocolate

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I have a whole key lime pie in my fridge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive just peed in a waste paper bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really really want to suck some dick!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I bought lemon meringue fudge at the weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still can't believe its not butter

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm going to start a seriously silly thread... or should it be string if it's silly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got out the hot tub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need taking in hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uptown top ranking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purple or pink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So there I was, covered in my grandad's feces.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate traffic lights, everytime I am in a rush they are red, every one even if it is only 100 yards away from the one I am at

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Ewwwwww gross!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate traffic lights, everytime I am in a rush they are red, every one even if it is only 100 yards away from the one I am at

The amber light on traffic lights wastes power.

#Save our planet #do I care? #sort of.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I hate that programme... So Random.

Thanks for starting a thread with the name random in it and reminding me of that stupid program! :p

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By *arthGMan
over a year ago

sidcup

Chelsea fc are the only london team to win the champions league.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hair looks dramatically different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If moths are attracted to light why don't they come out during the day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Around the rugged rocks the rugged rascals ran.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nips ahoy @ Wimbledon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone is going to get a nice present from me in the post tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats 'purr'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The spot on my bum is getting bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'd like four candles please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My beagle moults too much and thats not a euphemism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I came across the section on super-deluxe vacuum cleaners and suddenly my underpants elastic was catapulted across the medical bay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All righty then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hair and nails seem to grow at an alarming rate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get a little tingle every time I pass the Victoria's Secret shop on Bond Street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i refer to my farts as 'love puffs'

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

My filing cabinet just attacked me....never retaliate against metal, it really hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love anal

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Paris is really smelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot chocolate is yummy and creamy

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I have a badmouth today...need mints xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time I think of Liza water come a me eye.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I'm having pork pie and mushy peas for tea tonight....

I SAID TEA.... Get over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ice cream is cold

Its Not in Peterborough hospital, by the time I got mine it was warm and runny, urge!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Do I need to change my shoes? It looks like rain.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Any one seen my knickers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking of releasing a music track which is just 3 minutes of silence and everytime it is played, I get royalties.

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

vegeatable crisps taste great

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who farted ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pam Aryes is great.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Will this thread make part 2.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Yes it will and you you will make it to second base xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes it will and you you will make it to second base xxx

Prostituted and banned for 5 posts for relation to previous post

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

I ache......massage required. Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toe nails trimmed ... just need to get the bits out of my teeth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Kicking frogs is not illegal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harvey Nichs, for gays and chicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My car is the same weight as my tractor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sum total of all the minds in the universe = 1

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I like biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who likes tea !!

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

I am Spartacus!

I mistyped it at first it was:

I am Spurticus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does fem fresh really work x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barrats

Come to Barrats

Barrats lick em all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Chesney Hawks is an anagram if cheesy wanks.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Hve you protistuted anyone recently?? I love whores...and pimps!!

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

I never seen that before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like traffic lights although my names not Bamber

I like traffic lights but not when they are amber

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Have you got pampas grass in your front garden?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Italy 0 - Spain 0 (HT)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Playing subbuteo with poo is not funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the moon realy made of cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hoxton Square is anything but.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Are we there yet??? I need munchies after all this activity!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frigging Cat won't leave me alone

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By *lle adie 2Woman
over a year ago

newcastle upon tyne

There can only ever be 99 Texas RAngers

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Oh blimey, it's 23 fridge magnets past octopus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People say I'm the life of the party cos I wear my sisters clothes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Marathon was a better name than snickers

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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OP has missed a few Prostitutions!!!

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over a year ago

Soon be Christmas.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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Is lust a bad thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1960s hairy bush...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pining for the fjords.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread must be nearing the end.

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